Massage Parlor Reports

[ChiManXXX]

Hey all, long time lurker of this site to get myself familiar w the scene back home. I'll be moving to Chicago soon, specifically the North West side, (near two areas called Norwood and Norridge which is insanely confusing) for a summer job.

The forum from where I am moving from has about the amount of posts you guys do in a day in several months. It's a bit harder to skim through here, especially with the size of the city.

I am looking to find some good spots or specific providers near my area that you guys would recommend, a bit farther is cool too. Feel free to respond or message me directly, would be very appreciated.

Try out CLM - https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com They have a very good line up and locations all around the city.

[SpaDude777]

Overall reviews of the place were pretty mediocre. I went once and service was pretty bad $250 total for 15 mins of rushed service when it was completely empty. I honestly shouldn't have even paid and just walked. For that amount can get actual GFE from ywsm or pay a little more and actually see someone hot at 262 or MA.

I have to agree, even though it was a convenient location, service was definitely not consistent at all. Usually on the rushed side and always pricey. Not surprised it is gone.

[SpaDude777]

I saw a post about Nuru massage in I believe Naperville. However that was so long ago and I don't recall which thread had the info. I have a bachelor party weekend going this weekend in Chicago. Massage parlor for the bachelor seems like a good idea. DM if you'd be so kind. What's the closest Nuru massage option or L3 options? This weekend should be epic. Thank you so much!

Hey dude.

If you want to give the bachelor the ultimate send off bring him to see Karly at Ozone spa. She is super hot (11 o lbs spinner, pretty, wide open menu) that is a total freak. Have him tell her its his bachelor party and I bet she will put on a crazy show for him. Good luck.

[Poogee]

Had a delightful time with Mimi at 819. She answered the door but also a short haired one was leading someone out and she was very cute too. May try her before she leaves. Mimi was good service and fun, high on hygiene to the point of distraction. All well worth it though. May see her before she leaves.

Is 819 on Western?

If so, please pm price structure. Looking to expand my experience outside Naperville.

Thanks.

[Poogee]

It's an unlicensed spa between Damen and 35th on Archer. I found it to be grisly, but a good value.

Please pm also. I'm around Target and Damen and could use a new scenery.

Price structure could help also please.

[Fit312]

If you can, Inbox me which one on Archer. TIA.

It's an unlicensed spa between Damen and 35th on Archer. I found it to be grisly, but a good value.

[SexToyMagic]

I saw a post about Nuru massage in I believe Naperville. However that was so long ago and I don't recall which thread had the info. I have a bachelor party weekend going this weekend in Chicago. Massage parlor for the bachelor seems like a good idea. DM if you'd be so kind. What's the closest Nuru massage option or L3 options? This weekend should be epic. Thank you so much!

[ThrilHouse]

Overall reviews of the place were pretty mediocre. I went once and service was pretty bad $250 total for 15 mins of rushed service when it was completely empty. I honestly shouldn't have even paid and just walked. For that amount can get actual GFE from ywsm or pay a little more and actually see someone hot at 262 or MA.

I have to agree from my experience also. It's like Papasan hypes the places up and then you go and it's a dud. At least the north side one doesn't promote. YMMV but that is what I have experienced.

[AznInvasion]

Natural is closes for good this time. Booker said simply not enough customers. I had previously wrote about this topic. They have young apartment girls who do everything working there. I wrote that the market force will decide whether this is the right business model for north side or not. People have now spoken. I guess maybe you north side guys don't like full service with younger girls at a spa? To each his own I suppose, but sometimes you just have to cut your loss when the time comes.

Booker will now focus her efforts on 819. She is staffing 3 girls there now, instead of the normal 2.

The service sucked. And the girls weren't that great. Super weird set up with monitors in the room, etc. I was hopeful this was going to be a good place, but after 3 visits I would not have gone back.

Overall reviews of the place were pretty mediocre. I went once and service was pretty bad $250 total for 15 mins of rushed service when it was completely empty. I honestly shouldn't have even paid and just walked. For that amount can get actual GFE from ywsm or pay a little more and actually see someone hot at 262 or MA.

[BA4114]

I guess maybe you north side guys don't like full service with younger girls at a spa?
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The service sucked. And the girls weren't that great. Super weird set up with monitors in the room, etc. I was hopeful this was going to be a good place, but after 3 visits I would not have gone back.

[IggyD]

Went to RM to get basic info and it looks like it took a dump. There is no info and my account is gone.

[IggyD]

If you can, Inbox me which one on Archer. TIA.

Reached out to papasan told I was in the south loop he sent me to a place on archer. Wendy let me in, . 5 for 30 minutes asked for a shower they only had a stand up shower she still washed every inch. After went back to the room she knew what I wanted $ for CBJ and CFS pretty fun she actually almost fell off the table we both laughed she came 2 x we probably took the whole 30 minutes. Thanks Rich for the assist Wendy English is bad she knows so she uses the translate app. A cups? Slim but not petite probably a solid 6. I was in the mood for BBJ but still had fun, it been awhile since I been in the scene.

[RealSlimLazy99]

Hey all, long time lurker of this site to get myself familiar w the scene back home. I'll be moving to Chicago soon, specifically the North West side, (near two areas called Norwood and Norridge which is insanely confusing) for a summer job.

The forum from where I am moving from has about the amount of posts you guys do in a day in several months. It's a bit harder to skim through here, especially with the size of the city.

I am looking to find some good spots or specific providers near my area that you guys would recommend, a bit farther is cool too. Feel free to respond or message me directly, would be very appreciated.

[TheRedStar]

Visited one of papasans places on the NWside (Belmont to be more specific) saw Ying Ying- ok older Gilf, nice smaller sized boobs, flat ass, fit body for a woman of her age. Door fee of 60, very weak massage with lots of teasing, and after minimal negotiating she was DTF for an additional $. Not bad standard miss. Position.

Not a bad option if you are into older women.

Will I revisit? Maybe out of pure convenience.

Reached out to papasan told I was in the south loop he sent me to a place on archer. Wendy let me in, . 5 for 30 minutes asked for a shower they only had a stand up shower she still washed every inch. After went back to the room she knew what I wanted $ for CBJ and CFS pretty fun she actually almost fell off the table we both laughed she came 2 x we probably took the whole 30 minutes. Thanks Rich for the assist Wendy English is bad she knows so she uses the translate app. A cups? Slim but not petite probably a solid 6. I was in the mood for BBJ but still had fun, it been awhile since I been in the scene.

[BillGo]

Went to check it out and the storefront had Ruby Spa sign so I was confused. The MP I saw was decent Chinese cute face natural body I would say 30's, standard service. Not bad in a pinch.

Their latest addition, Mary was very yummy.