Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

So, I figure I would make my way to the wharf. While 3401 is fun, it is just too much of a hassle to deal with their shitty booking protocol because the place is run like a fucken preschool. Also, I was not in the mood for a late night jerk around.

So I call wharf and Yu yu is there. So is Susan (blech) and Kiki (ipecac).

I get in and parked in the back is super fuck in his Mercedes. It must have been the owner or the fucko who had Yu yu after me.

I walk in the front and ask for Yu yu. Kiki, who is wearing these like pink shorts over sweat pants. It looks like something vanessa at Goldfinger would wear if she was being interviewed on soft white underbelly, summons Yu yu.

I whip out my mother fucking bank roll, and provide a 50 for my usual 45 minute cock Pilates session.

Kiki informs me that Yu yu is in high demand, kind of like the inverse of the demand for LeBron at book clubs (guys, he is done. Le baby needs tendon surgery and it will end his season, he is risking a serious skeletal injury by playing, but who fucken cares, the lakers will get creamed by the nuggets). As such, I can only get 30 minutes. I get in the first room, past the shit smell of whatever Kiki was cooking.

Yu yu gave me about 8 seconds to undress and I had to take off my socks and chonies in her presence. I layed face down and she did not waste any time zeroing in on my boy pussy. About tow minutes in, some monger comes in to the wharf and it was like he was running for city council. In a loud voice he was like "hey, how are you doing" and "remember me" and "I like your outfit". Had he asked for the combination or key to the shitter, I would have disemboweled him. It totally ruined Yu yu's flow as she started laughing like someone who learned that private delights reviews are for real. He left because apparently he wanted Susan, I guess he is blind, and she was not "available".

In any event, the clock at what if 10 minutes fast and I was out of there in 15 minutes or so. I did get to see Yu yu's titties and they are a glorious 32 B with nipples you can hang your Ferrari key on.

I gave the standard 100 dollar tip and saw Susan in the back room. The fancy fucko car was still out back.

[cuddleme9]

Whittier.

Amber latina, high 20's, sexy look, nice outfit. Good tits, pierced nips. Clean shaved everywhere except head and face. With her darker outfit and lingerie and goth type lipstick etc. She looked really hot. Tall at least 5-5. No signs of baby fat or scars.

Excellent mouth action, had to slow her down. Kitty not as tight as I expected. She put strawberry flavored edible lube and did offer daty I didn't pursue. Good time. This place has some steady (like lucky Korean on Fridays) and others that come and go like amber. So repeat may be difficult unless stars align. 1-2+0-5.

Is this the one on Washington?

[PopTawt]

I just messaged her, 160 for 45 min. Full nude b2 b rub and HE. She says she's in Studio City and works Fri. Mon 10 am - 7 pm.

Site is down and seems like it's not coming back anytime soon. Would anybody mind sharing her info?

[MisterTwinkies]

This place is going to last as long as Reaves will be on the Lakers' starting 5.

The lineup:

Jennifer (I think) - the CEO of the place. She has been doing assistive masturbation in Santa Monica and MDR for a long time. Is blonde with pale skin but is latinx. Has awful fakies, but loves playing with and sucking cock.

Griselda. Morbidly obese latinx woman who speaks literlly PHd English but reverts to Spanish reflexively. Does a way too long bullshit massage and had to be convinced. It took about 3 nanoseconds to give me a handjob. Has some of the best penod skills ever. So good you can ignore her housekeeper looks. She has a massive ass and tits, but no exposure to them.

Ana. Black gal who is a little off. I went over the time with her and when I nutted she had that reaction when you hand in a doctoral thesis. Again, fabulous skills on my penoc. Did not take off any clothes either.

They are open late if that is good for you and they seem to be busy. Once someone figures out what the fuk is going on there, well, it is back to the wharf.

Any boypussy action or do the prude men in the area still fear that receiving fun PM action will prompt a name change to Marina del Gay?

[PriscillaM]

This place is going to last as long as Reaves will be on the Lakers' starting 5.

The lineup:

Jennifer (I think) - the CEO of the place. She has been doing assistive masturbation in Santa Monica and MDR for a long time. Is blonde with pale skin but is latinx. Has awful fakies, but loves playing with and sucking cock.

Griselda. Morbidly obese latinx woman who speaks literlly PHd English but reverts to Spanish reflexively. Does a way too long bullshit massage and had to be convinced. It took about 3 nanoseconds to give me a handjob. Has some of the best penod skills ever. So good you can ignore her housekeeper looks. She has a massive ass and tits, but no exposure to them.

Ana. Black gal who is a little off. I went over the time with her and when I nutted she had that reaction when you hand in a doctoral thesis. Again, fabulous skills on my penoc. Did not take off any clothes either.

They are open late if that is good for you and they seem to be busy. Once someone figures out what the fuk is going on there, well, it is back to the wharf.

[PriscillaM]

Girls wear High heels?

They wear flats or pumps, maybe sometimes sandals.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Whittier.

Amber latina, high 20's, sexy look, nice outfit. Good tits, pierced nips. Clean shaved everywhere except head and face. With her darker outfit and lingerie and goth type lipstick etc. She looked really hot. Tall at least 5-5. No signs of baby fat or scars.

Excellent mouth action, had to slow her down. Kitty not as tight as I expected. She put strawberry flavored edible lube and did offer daty I didn't pursue. Good time. This place has some steady (like lucky Korean on Fridays) and others that come and go like amber. So repeat may be difficult unless stars align. 1-2+0-5.

Girls wear High heels?

[JohnRichard]

Whittier.

Amber latina, high 20's, sexy look, nice outfit. Good tits, pierced nips. Clean shaved everywhere except head and face. With her darker outfit and lingerie and goth type lipstick etc. She looked really hot. Tall at least 5-5. No signs of baby fat or scars.

Excellent mouth action, had to slow her down. Kitty not as tight as I expected. She put strawberry flavored edible lube and did offer daty I didn't pursue. Good time. This place has some steady (like lucky Korean on Fridays) and others that come and go like amber. So repeat may be difficult unless stars align. 1-2+0-5.

[KnotHead61]

Rarely go there. Been there last July with Joy and before that with Natalie. Never tried any asians there. Standard rates with 40 at door and 120.

I remember Natalie. She'd do greek for an extra 100. Wonder if she's still there. That place, Bebe, and momo were the places to go!

[PriscillaM]

What was the name of the place? And what was the damage? TIA.

It is called manifest massage. The owner has delusions of grandeur. https://manifestmassagespa.com/.

Her only skill is she knows how to stroke slowly and has good tits for rowboat fucking.

I think the head girl has made some $$$ doing only fans and wants to parley that into a massage empire.

I will say that the heavy girl I saw had just great dick handling acumen.

[CodyMax33]

Rarely go there. Been there last July with Joy and before that with Natalie. Never tried any asians there. Standard rates with 40 at door and 120.

It's the place behind FatBurger on SM and Vista. I'd been there a few time many years ago and always got super hot Asian girls there but they were a little pricey at 3 benjamins for FS. Is that still the case? (In hind sight if they were up-charging me it's probably because I would pull up in a 2 seater convertible; p) But ya, this place had been a go to for me and was always very satisfied, if anyone has been there in a while what kind of prices they asking these days?

And in an effort to give to get I'll mention that I have hit up a spot on Rosc and Sep next to the 7-11 (I know there is a thread just for the valley but since my question concerns WeHo area I though placing this in the greater LA thread would be ok. . . I hope; p) twice this year. The first time was pretty good actually, got a Latina named Jenny I think it was, she wasn't top shelf but had a body built for the buiz at hand. She was really friendly and through she wasn't keen on nipple play everything else was fun. It was. 4 at the door and I think she asked for 1. 4 but I gave more because it was my first time there and I was feeling generous. The second time I went I got another Latina who didn't speak English and was a 5 on a good day, not sure it was a good day; p Same pricing and routine as the first girl, short version of why I still stayed the second time and didn't walk out was I was being lazy. I'll put a more detailed post in the SFV thread for those who are interested.

[Djm138]

What was the name of the place? And what was the damage? TIA.

Well, holy dogshit, there is now a real Latina MP in marina del Rey.

The manager / owner is the Colombian gal who worked out of that suite in Santa Monica.

I saw another girl there and she had phenomenal dickwork skills.

She did not allow for anything other than OTC.

I did not meet the other girl.

The parking is not for shit, it is non existent. Maybe walk from culver city.

[PriscillaM]

Well, holy dogshit, there is now a real Latina MP in marina del Rey.

The manager / owner is the Colombian gal who worked out of that suite in Santa Monica.

I saw another girl there and she had phenomenal dickwork skills.

She did not allow for anything other than OTC.

I did not meet the other girl.

The parking is not for shit, it is non existent. Maybe walk from culver city.

[Djuin]

It's the place behind FatBurger on SM and Vista. I'd been there a few time many years ago and always got super hot Asian girls there but they were a little pricey at 3 benjamins for FS. Is that still the case? (In hind sight if they were up-charging me it's probably because I would pull up in a 2 seater convertible; p) But ya, this place had been a go to for me and was always very satisfied, if anyone has been there in a while what kind of prices they asking these days?

And in an effort to give to get I'll mention that I have hit up a spot on Rosc and Sep next to the 7-11 (I know there is a thread just for the valley but since my question concerns WeHo area I though placing this in the greater LA thread would be ok. . . I hope; p) twice this year. The first time was pretty good actually, got a Latina named Jenny I think it was, she wasn't top shelf but had a body built for the buiz at hand. She was really friendly and through she wasn't keen on nipple play everything else was fun. It was. 4 at the door and I think she asked for 1. 4 but I gave more because it was my first time there and I was feeling generous. The second time I went I got another Latina who didn't speak English and was a 5 on a good day, not sure it was a good day; p Same pricing and routine as the first girl, short version of why I still stayed the second time and didn't walk out was I was being lazy. I'll put a more detailed post in the SFV thread for those who are interested.

[PriscillaM]

Wanted to see Dora but some woman was behind me and distracted the mamasan and she thought I said Bella. Bella walks in and I asked what's her name. And she's like Bella. I told her I made an appt with Dora but she's hot too and I'll just do the appt with her. We can hear the lady arguing to the mamasan about she was disappointed with their service and wanted a free massage today later in the day, mamasan finally gave in and told her when to return. Mamasan was making fun of her after she left with someone else probably Dora. Negotiated with Bella and she wanted 120 for nude massage with HE. I agreed I know expensive as hell, she let me finger her tight wet hole, my intrusive thought made me sniff my finger and it actually smelled sweet. She left me suck on her tits and played with my nips also. I finished and we talked I asked her what else she offers. She gave some clues but I am not sure if there was some kind of language barrier or she actually understood me but she said next time so I'll try that out and see if she obliges what she said she offered. Overall I thought Bella was hot and has a nice thin body, but I can get full service for 160 (40 was for admission) other places. Will see what happens when I come again.

Bella's English is completely for shit.

I can only imagine how tight that little growler is. Her ass is perfect monger fist ful size. The c section scar is a little odd, if it is that kind of scar.

I cannot imagine that FS will ever happen at wharf. If it is happening it is a secret equal to having a short cut to the valley. If wharf went FS mongers would probably drive their fucken cars into sasabune like the fooker who drove his car into Qs a few decades ago.

I will say this, wharf is now a "destination resort". I used to hit goldfinger from vons on the way home. However, over the weekend I went to whart fo see yu yu. She has exemplary dick work skills and she was rewarded with an absolutely repulsive explosion that hit the floor.