Massage Parlor Reports

**HeadJudge** · 03-26-23 19:00

Anyone been hitting Uspa or Vspa to see Lulu or Cherry lately?

**PoonTangJohnny** · 03-26-23 16:08

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

Based on what I'd read I headed over to Unique to see Summer. I'd tried to make a specific appointment but the text back said it was walk-in only. This place may have taken in some of the old talent from VIP and NLBC but there's a very different business model going on there, largely I think dictated by the owner and / or mms.

She offered me 1 hr and I thought that was a good idea. Kind of a mistake on my part.

At that point, we were magically at the half hour mark. The doorbell rings and another customer is waiting. She answers, and then comes back apologetically, telling me she has to go. Next time she would give me a really good massage and fulfill the hour commitment. I was thinking of the upgrade cash I'd given her. My OTD fees were in the region of 300 by this stage. With hindsight I should have asked for money back, but I didn't want to have an argument. My fault, and I'm thinking now I should have insisted. You'd think by now I would have learned a thing or two. First up, note to self: don't do an upgrade with an unknown quantity. I'm not saying she deliberately scammed me, but if it had been Mina, I would have gotten my money back for sure.

They UFS / MMS ABSOLUTELY, fucking scammed you!

You gave UFS $3 Benji's of your business, and then they had the audacity to pull this kind of BS on you!? The MMS didn't have the decency / professionalism to offer you a partial refund, along with an apology, is beyond fucking pathetic & rude? Fuck that BS and their "new business model! They absolutely deliberately scammed you. And the fact that they think this is an acceptable way to treat their customer's, well then fuck them! These places make A LOT OF $$$ OFF US CUSTOMER'S!

On this 1 review alone- I would never go back to this place and give them another dime of my hard earned $$ They need to make this fucking right, RT- UFS needs to have a "customer appreciation day" July 4th all day / every girl, free.

You're absolutely right- Mina / VIP would have never done anything any even remotely close to what UFS pulled on you. Hell, Mina was always flipping a $50 back at me. And on a couple of occasions, I almost walked out without paying because they sucked all of the oxygen / blood completely out of my brain. And had I not remembered, she never would've of said a word.

I've said this before, & I'll say it again: There will NEVER, EVER, be another AMP, like those magical days at VIP in Spring Valley. VIP, was our once in a lifetime / Century, Perfect Storm of mind blowing excitement & excellence! Those hot girls, and those hot threesomes + sure fulfilled a lot of personal fantasies here in San Diego!

**Cruzier1** · 03-26-23 15:03

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

I was going to pick up a friend at the Honda dealership in Lemon Grove and recall a review for AA Massage so I decided to head there a bit early to go check it out. The place is on a busy street right on the corner of Lemon Grove and Broadway. Not so discreet and there's are only street parking. I went in and was greeted by Lulu. There's a ATM inside and a metal security gate and small window. Definitely gave the FS feel. Lulu was definitely older and not my type. Looks like she might have big boobs under her dress but not attractive enough to keep me to stay. As I was getting ready to leave she tells me 2 young girls working. I asked for Lucy and was told she's busy and Lulu said she would start the massage. I know the game and said no thanks. I need someone I'm at least attractive too to get Junior excited.

After I left I called to see who was working and was told 2 different names and Lucy wasn't one of them. Will not be going back until I see more positive reviews confirming there are young and attractive girls there.

I noticed a few weekends back that there is a huge cluster of shops around 70th and ECB / University. So for the time being, Convoy is off my cruise route and the college area is in. AA massage is out that way. It's good to know which shops I can cross off my list as there are a bunch of them.

Appreciate the review King, even if it didn't work out for you.

**Sdgump** · 03-26-23 14:38

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

I was there yesterday and saw a mature aged woman in the distance down the hall. I'm guessing that's her. So you got carded? LOL!

Yeah that's probably her, are the MMS usually there all day? And basically LOL, I would never show any of these places my I'd but I told her I was 20. Guess I'll have to get some glasses and a moustache if I ever want to go back.

**RolfTorren** · 03-26-23 12:28

Based on what I'd read I headed over to Unique to see Summer. I actually like 30-something providers with a horny attitude and she sounded like a good fit. I'd tried to make a specific appointment but the text back said it was walk-in only. This place may have taken in some of the old talent from VIP and NLBC but there's a very different business model going on there, largely I think dictated by the owner and / or mms. I was lucky enough (perhaps) to be greeted by a short, enthusiastic provider at the gate who turned out to be Summer. In the room she was all over me, and I could feel her nice toned, but solid body under the dress she wore. She did a little strip tease for me, alternating her dancing with some grinding and dfk, all while I was fully clothed. I asked for table shower and she hesitated, but then said that would be ok. Her English is not great, but she wants to communicate, and sometimes you can see the frustration on her face as she doesn't quite get the message across.

She offered me 1 hr and I thought that was a good idea. Kind of a mistake on my part. TS was awesome, as was the fantastic BBBJ back in the room. I had to slow her down because her technique was really sending me over the edge way too early into the session. I offered DATY and she was very particular, telling me exactly how she liked it. She also slipped the condom on beforehand because she wanted me to fuck her hard, just at the moment when she was getting off. Daty was fun, and her reactions immediate, clamping her thighs around my head and pulling my face in deeper. Then, when she was almost there, I slid it in and she went crazy. All good, so far. I pulled out and she realized I hadn't cum yet, so back in I went and we finished in Missionary. One of the best times I've had as our bodies really seemed to sync and I think her kegals were really good at milking me.

At that point, we were magically at the half hour mark. The doorbell rings and another customer is waiting. She answers, and then comes back apologetically, telling me she has to go. Next time she would give me a really good massage and fulfill the hour commitment. I was thinking of the upgrade cash I'd given her. My OTD fees were in the region of 300 by this stage. With hindsight I should have asked for money back, but I didn't want to have an argument. My fault, and I'm thinking now I should have insisted. You'd think by now I would have learned a thing or two. First up, note to self: don't do an upgrade with an unknown quantity. Don't get me wrong. If I'd just paid for half an hour, it would have been a really great session and no regrets. But upgrades should be reserved for tried and true friends. I'm not saying she deliberately scammed me, but if it had been Mina, I would have gotten my money back for sure. And you can tell this is really a standard operation, and not really the inheritor of the superb service we used to get at VIP. Another point. HH is just the standard operating procedure at these places. It works for the management and also the providers. Any extended time is done more as a favor or on very slow days. So in the future I'll just keep to HH and only extend if I'm in the session and there's a relationship of trust there. I'd definitely see Summer again, and probably will. I'm wondering if she'll remember what she owes me?

**HermanMiller** · 03-25-23 21:19

Originally Posted by JLZ61 [View Original Post]

First off, thanks to the board and monger reports! Got a great massage and extras at Erma yesterday.

Based on reports, I was looking for Cherry or Angel. The very cute Asian girl (Cici) who met me at the door said they weren't there (anymore? Her English was quite poor so I'm not 100% sure.

I bought an hour for $. 7 and much to my delight it was Cici who did the massage. She was pretty good at using her body (tiny, maybe 5'2", very nice body, superb C cup tits and a medium-sized tat just above her veej. Gave me maybe 10 minutes of firm massage before she wondered if I wanted "boom boom". Ever the gentleman, I couldn't deny the lady.

A very nice about of kissing, 69, DATY and BBBJ ensued. She did the standard moaning bit but that quickly came to an end as I was thankfully able to find her fun spots with my tongue. A raincoat was applied and a nice finish was had. Easy 9/10.

Location was a somewhat tired medical building. Felt safe. Extras were an additional two bills. Def two thumbs up. The other girl I saw was nowhere near the quality of Cici. Visit was in mid-PM.

Again, huge thanks to the board!!

I can confirm all the above. Cici is very attractive -- slender, friendly, toned body, long hair, with nice (I think manmade) tits, but soft. She doesn't speak English so well, but that's how it goes. She also gives a great massage to boot.

**Cobra Comander** · 03-25-23 17:23

Texted yesterday asking if summer was working and it was confirmed. Upon arrival was greeted by a big titted girl who said her name was Amy. I asked for Summer and she came out and was very cute but I would t describe her as having Ds. They were big on her tiny frame but I would say they were Cs or perhaps large Bs but who knows. She basically sexually assaulted me in the room before I even handed over any money. DFK and dick grabbing. I gave her 60 for the HH and she asked for the tip for I handed over 140 and she told me to get ready. Laid down and she came back and attacked. DFK, BBBJ into 69. She slipped in the cover with the mouth and climbed on top and rode while YELLING "fuck me fuck me baby. " I moved her over to the towel covered chair for some doggie and then turned her over for mish until I busted on the titties while she held them together. I laid back down on the table and she left to clean up. Did the hot towel and the. Got a leg, face and scalp massage while she was still naked. Not a bad day. She's like 5 feet with a Bob haircut.

CC.

**FyreControl** · 03-25-23 15:31

I always have some younger and middle-aged providers in that place. Parking is around the corner to the left about a block away if you don't want to sit on the street. Service varies but you are so right about the trick to pull you into room with the fake promise. I will always lowball a massage with a promise at that time the just leave when the rub is done. . . No tug!

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

I was going to pick up a friend at the Honda dealership in Lemon Grove and recall a review for AA Massage so I decided to head there a bit early to go check it out. The place is on a busy street right on the corner of Lemon Grove and Broadway. Not so discreet and there's are only street parking. I went in and was greeted by Lulu. There's a ATM inside and a metal security gate and small window. Definitely gave the FS feel. Lulu was definitely older and not my type. Looks like she might have big boobs under her dress but not attractive enough to keep me to stay. As I was getting ready to leave she tells me 2 young girls working. I asked for Lucy and was told she's busy and Lulu said she would start the massage. I know the game and said no thanks. I need someone I'm at least attractive too to get Junior excited.

After I left I called to see who was working and was told 2 different names and Lucy wasn't one of them. Will not be going back until I see more positive reviews confirming there are young and attractive girls there.

**PoonTangJohnny** · 03-25-23 14:16

I realize that there's a North County thread, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of traction over there, so I'll make a short post here as well; just in case any of you guys find yourself up here and have some time to kill and are looking for some serious fun.

Yesterday morning, I set up a morning appointment (my first) at Sunny Ocean Spa. It's located just West of the the Mission Ave. / El Camino intersection. Beings that I live in the North County, and hate the long RT drive / FJB gas prices. This will hopefully become my new go to venue.

I'll keep the details short & sweet:

I contacted the booker and asked if they had any athletic toned thin girls working. To me, a hot sexy body, is EVERYTHING! I was suggested that I see 1 of their new girl, a lady named Amy. I was told that she was athletic, and that she was a runner. When I arrived, I walked into the entry and waited for a couple of minutes. Until I heard footsteps, then the doorway opening. And I was very pleasantly surprised to be greeted by a very attractive, smiling athletic girl dressed in a very sexy teal dress, revealing her very sexy legs. Yes, this lady (Amy), is definitely a runner! LOL She definitely has a pair of very sexy toned, tanned legs. And she's sweetheart! Amy led me down to the 2nd or 3rd room back where we enter and I paid the hhr HF. If I had it to over again, I would've gone for the full hour (you can't beat their hourly rates). The room was spacious and nicely decorated with lights AND, there was a nice long sofa! YES! I knew I was going to be having some serious fun on that sofa! LOL I'm usually able to hang on and enjoy a nice long sesh. But I was too visually stimulated watching the fireworks reel unfolding in front of me. All I will say is- Seeing this hot sensuous sexy woman, with that smoking hot body straddled over me like a cowgirl ready to go on a fun ride. Was worth the price of admission! That hot fucking body, with those sexy toned legs, her tight flat stomach, and her nice rack, was amazing!! I swear this girl has a 6 pack ready to pop out, her toned flat stomach was that nice; I could see signs of the muscle separation which was a huge turn on!

Anyway. YMWAV, but I personally enjoyed the hell out my time with this very special gem. I'm guessing that she has MM C-cups, that look and feel very nice. Total damage for the hhr was $. 2 which included the hf / tip. I also saw a very pretty thin girl named Mimi, who introduced herself as I was walking out. I'm definitely planning on doing a repeat with Amy though. After this hot fun exciting sesh, I think a second trip we have the potential to take this hobby to the next 'mind blowing' level.

**RolfTorren** · 03-25-23 12:26

I was there yesterday and saw a mature aged woman in the distance down the hall. I'm guessing that's her. So you got carded? LOL!

Originally Posted by Sdgump [View Original Post]

Is the same old MMS there still? I'm a younger guy, went to UFS sometime last year and she wasn't there so I never had any problems. I stopped by a few months ago though and she insisted I was too young LOL. Would like to revisit if she isn't.

**RChangDatyKing** · 03-24-23 21:41

I was going to pick up a friend at the Honda dealership in Lemon Grove and recall a review for AA Massage so I decided to head there a bit early to go check it out. The place is on a busy street right on the corner of Lemon Grove and Broadway. Not so discreet and there's are only street parking. I went in and was greeted by Lulu. There's a ATM inside and a metal security gate and small window. Definitely gave the FS feel. Lulu was definitely older and not my type. Looks like she might have big boobs under her dress but not attractive enough to keep me to stay. As I was getting ready to leave she tells me 2 young girls working. I asked for Lucy and was told she's busy and Lulu said she would start the massage. I know the game and said no thanks. I need someone I'm at least attractive too to get Junior excited.

After I left I called to see who was working and was told 2 different names and Lucy wasn't one of them. Will not be going back until I see more positive reviews confirming there are young and attractive girls there.

**SDPewPew** · 03-24-23 19:00

Does anyone know where Nancy from Smile Spa is currently at right now? She is one of the hottest MILF with a nice booty I've ever met so far and want to be reacquaint with her again. Last time I asked, someone was able to tell me where she was working at the time, but I know she bounces at different spas.

This Nancy used to work at Smile Spa back in January 2022.

PM would be okay!

Thanks in advance.

**Sdgump** · 03-24-23 15:14

Originally Posted by FuzzyDuck [View Original Post]

Change of guard at Unique. I was told they were all new to SD: Summer, Amy and Tina. Summer was highly recommended by mms. Haven't seen her in person yet, but I really need a good session and I'm hoping the hype rings true.

Is the same old MMS there still? I'm a younger guy, went to UFS sometime last year and she wasn't there so I never had any problems. I stopped by a few months ago though and she insisted I was too young LOL. Would like to revisit if she isn't.

**JLZ61** · 03-24-23 06:45

First off, thanks to the board and monger reports! Got a great massage and extras at Erma yesterday.

Based on reports, I was looking for Cherry or Angel. The very cute Asian girl (Cici) who met me at the door said they weren't there (anymore? Her English was quite poor so I'm not 100% sure.

I bought an hour for $. 7 and much to my delight it was Cici who did the massage. She was pretty good at using her body (tiny, maybe 5'2", very nice body, superb C cup tits and a medium-sized tat just above her veej. Gave me maybe 10 minutes of firm massage before she wondered if I wanted "boom boom". Ever the gentleman, I couldn't deny the lady.

A very nice about of kissing, 69, DATY and BBBJ ensued. She did the standard moaning bit but that quickly came to an end as I was thankfully able to find her fun spots with my tongue. A raincoat was applied and a nice finish was had. Easy 9/10.

Location was a somewhat tired medical building. Felt safe. Extras were an additional two bills. Def two thumbs up. The other girl I saw was nowhere near the quality of Cici. Visit was in mid-PM.

Again, huge thanks to the board!!

**Wheapers** · 03-24-23 02:21

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