Massage Parlor Reports

[CamperBob]

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...ughty-or-nice/

I saw her the other day. Massage wasn't anything special, not great, not horrible. The HE was decent. After it was over, she kept offering a shower. I was pretty oily so I accepted. I was in and out of the shower in minutes and was nervous about leaving my clothes and wallet out with her so I hurried. I got out to the car and checked my wallet and I am 99% sure that $100 is missing.

Lesson learned. Be careful.

[MitchP4735]

What is very rush mean in common English?

Sorry about that, brain wasn't working that day. The messages were very rushed, gave me an address right form the beginning of the texting and said to text them when I'm outside. Then they stopped texting. I thought this to be odd but was wondering if there is any legitimacy to it at all.

[WoozerBuck]

Anybody?

I've texted and she / they are very rush now.

Said they are in an apartment, I don't have a problem with that except I can't find any reviews or information.

What is very rush mean in common English?

[Deutsche205]

Curious if anyone else has similar stories.

I was traveling down south, where L3 services are much more reliable. I stopped in to a place I was familiar with and paid for an hour since I also wanted a massage. Lady was the only one working, so 10 minutes in, when another guy showed up, she used her phone to translate if I could wait 15 minutes as the other client was not there for a massage. I chuckled and agreed. Turned out she only needed 10 to get him in and out.

I found it humorous, but curious if others had some stories to share.

Not much around these parts to discuss. Good places keeps seeming to disappear.

[ViagraN]

Does anyone know if the "Ukrainian" place offers extra? I've been once and given the amount of covering I was provided I would expect more is offered, but I have been back to find out.

The Ukranians have come up before. One person stated they received a HE once from one of the Ukranians / Russians. Everybody else (including me) has never had more than a gentle brushing of the boys.

[RdhdBen]

Does anyone know if the "Ukrainian" place offers extra? I've been once and given the amount of covering I was provided I would expect more is offered, but I have been back to find out.

[Petet]

There are two places. Lilys in Monticello and Lilys in Big Lake next to Coburns. I have been to both last summer without any luck. I heard Lily sold the place in Big Lake.

I'll let you TOFTT and report back.

I already have, without your permission. I'm hoping for a positive recommendation on something new.

[Dream44]

Can anyone guide me to a fun massage in or anywhere near Big Lake?

There are two places. Lilys in Monticello and Lilys in Big Lake next to Coburns. I have been to both last summer without any luck. I heard Lily sold the place in Big Lake.

I'll let you TOFTT and report back.

[Petet]

Can anyone guide me to a fun massage in or anywhere near Big Lake?

[ChrisNoit2]

Anyone know of any independents or parlors that are worth it in Chaska, Victoria, or chanhassen? Let me know and I'll shoot ya a message where to go in Bloomington.

[CamperBob]

Stopped in because I was driving by and had and extra 30 minutes. Thought I might be lucky on my second visit but NO. I guess that's what they call insanity. Thinking you will be a different result from the same action. No such luck. Massage was good for $50 for 30 minutes but not touching and she indicated no flip. So, not even a DIY place. I would not repeat or recommend.

I get great service every time I go there!! I don't know what you guys are doing wrong!

[Philiq]

Saw something about a table shower on an earlier post so decided to check out the place.

Greeted by a bucktooth little Asian lady with no curves. She was with a guy so I thought I'd get another lady. Unfortunately I missed my cue to get up and leave. I undress for the standard 1 hr massage and then opt for the table shower. Covered the whole time. I couldn't even DIY.

Not worth it. This place is probably legit as there was also a female customer at the time with another lady.

As always YMMV.

[MitchP4735]

Anybody?

I've texted and she / they are very rush now.

Said they are in an apartment, I don't have a problem with that except I can't find any reviews or information.

[BurtForPres]

OK I have to apologize to those of you who PM'd me for the place I posted about. I had been dropping hints that it's a place in the greater midway region. That was totally weong and I'm bad at looking at a map. Your new hint is that it's in the greater east St Paul suburb area. Even then that description may mean many things to everyone. Either way, it's meant to be vague. There are plenty of options in the greater St Paul area. Check some out!

LOL on the Hot Stone tip. Happy to hear that the appointment I tried to make a month back failing was honestly a time saver.

On another side note, I took some time and flipped through some old citypages archive ads. Some of those addresses are still there today! Maybe under new names, but still funny to see. Boy I wish I had disposable income back in those days. TC seemed to have many good monger opportunities in plain sight!

I think you can see some of that ad strategy on some fringe sites nowadays, but overall everything has to be so UTR.

[Dream44]

Stopped in because I was driving by and had and extra 30 minutes. Thought I might be lucky on my second visit but NO. I guess that's what they call insanity. Thinking you will be a different result from the same action. No such luck. Massage was good for $50 for 30 minutes but not touching and she indicated no flip. So, not even a DIY place. I would not repeat or recommend.