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**Streethustler** · 03-24-23 09:20

Originally Posted by PbgMonger [View Original Post]

Most of us can't throw stones in glass houses anyway, LOL. And plenty of bros here dated Nixie and gave her a good review too. .

You can count me out of that group. I've seen him in my gym. To each their own.

**FriskyFrankie** · 03-23-23 21:52

Originally Posted by Speck22 [View Original Post]

Whats the deal with Nixie? Guy or girl? Seemed strange on the phone.

The general consensus is that there is "more plumbing" than you would what to deal with! How it "may" be hidden is a mystery we'll leave unsolved. Just as a public service announcement, I have NO personal experience with "her" but trust those here that have.

**TheBoy8292** · 03-23-23 14:18

Hi Guys,

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**Speck22** · 03-23-23 12:42

Originally Posted by PbgMonger [View Original Post]

Most of us can't throw stones in glass houses anyway, LOL. And plenty of bros here dated Nixie and gave her a good review too. .

Whats the deal with Nixie? Guy or girl? Seemed strange on the phone.

**SilentC** · 03-23-23 06:46

What's going on fellas? I was wondering if you had any information on Charlie. She's a MILF and I've been hesitant to pull the trigger. Any information is appreciated.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/w...scorts/2411796

**FriskyFrankie** · 03-21-23 21:58

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

Damn bro I ain't never smelled a hobos nut sack but when it comes to shut like this I'm going to definitely take your word for it that it didn't smell good. Just fuckin with ya. Yea it wasn't good.

Just a figure of speech, bro. No personal experience with a "hobo's personal regions"! Just never mess with "bad pussy"!!

**ReelSky** · 03-21-23 16:02

Originally Posted by WellingtonBbc [View Original Post]

Judging by the fact she's advertising bare probably wouldn't want to see her anyway. Also 3 ft 5 inches is very short. Like really short LOL.

Good catch! I actually assumed that said no bare and didn't even realize it. Thank you.

**NoobMonger305** · 03-21-23 15:56

Originally Posted by ReelSky [View Original Post]

I need to cross this off my bucket list. She's not even really my type but damn 3'5" Please tell me this is legit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/121313506

I've been trying to take this off my bucket list also for a couple years now but all the ads I see are fake af. If anyone finds a decent midget PM me please.

**Wellington Bbc** · 03-21-23 14:44

Originally Posted by ReelSky [View Original Post]

I need to cross this off my bucket list. She's not even really my type but damn 3'5" Please tell me this is legit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/121313506

Judging by the fact she's advertising bare probably wouldn't want to see her anyway. Also 3 ft 5 inches is very short. Like really short LOL.

**Wellington Bbc** · 03-21-23 14:40

Originally Posted by FriskyFrankie [View Original Post]

Too bad as she doesn't look bad but just proves you never can tell. Guess smelling like "a hobo's nut sack" gets her on the "no fly zone"!

Not to mention her pics are very very out dated maybe 15 years plus.

**Wellington Bbc** · 03-21-23 14:39

Originally Posted by StanLee1280 [View Original Post]

I'm a Broward guy but took the trip North to see this one cause of the pics. Well what the pics don't show are the sores all over the legs. Band aids cover some but too many to hide, burnt lips, smelly hair. I opted to CBJ and it wasn't good. Tried cfs as the Pussy loose as the grand canyon, pounded away until I finally finished. One of those dates where you instantly regret it. Overpaid, I could of just seen a walker and had a better date. Plus some dude was eyeballing me in the parking lot most likely her pimp. Do yourself a favor an hard pass this one.

Do not fall for the pics as I did.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/l...e-now/55022416

https://callescort.org/786-290-4724

https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...beach-12799226

Sounds like a nightmare. I was planning on pulling the trigger with her this weekend but you just saved me time and money. Sores and bandaids = no no.

**StanLee1280** · 03-21-23 08:57

I'm a Broward guy but took the trip North to see this one cause of the pics. Well what the pics don't show are the sores all over the legs. Band aids cover some but too many to hide, burnt lips, smelly hair. I opted to CBJ and it wasn't good. Tried cfs as the Pussy loose as the grand canyon, pounded away until I finally finished. One of those dates where you instantly regret it. Overpaid, I could of just seen a walker and had a better date. Plus some dude was eyeballing me in the parking lot most likely her pimp. Do yourself a favor an hard pass this one.

Do not fall for the pics as I did.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/l...e-now/55022416

https://callescort.org/786-290-4724

https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...beach-12799226

**MrHunLow** · 03-21-23 08:42

Damn bro I ain't never smelled a hobos nut sack but when it comes to shut like this I'm going to definitely take your word for it that it didn't smell good. Just fuckin with ya. Yea it wasn't good.

Originally Posted by FriskyFrankie [View Original Post]

Too bad as she doesn't look bad but just proves you never can tell. Guess smelling like "a hobo's nut sack" gets her on the "no fly zone"!

**FriskyFrankie** · 03-20-23 22:12

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/boynt...t/951200808458

I was on the east coast the other day and made the mistake of hooking up with this one before checking with you guys first.

Made contact told her I'd be up there in 45 min, she said cool. Gave her a text at 20 minutes out and told her my eta. She said cool.

At 5 min out she texted and said I need 20 min baby, luckily when I gave her the the 20 min heads up I was closer to 30 min away. So it was kinda a wash.

At 5 min out I text and said Im 5min away baby, she said I need a few more minutes baby. Not a good sign. Got there waited another 15 minutes and texted sorry babe but I'm out. She texted and gave some lame excuse that her tub over flowed and she was cleaning it up. Ok 10 min later I'm up and in the room days in By highway.

Well the room looks like a crack house and she doesn't look much better. At this point I said fuck it and will see if she can at least suck a good cock. Thinking I'll give her and hard core skull fucking, blow and go.

Gets on her knees and starts doing her job, but kinda lame. Grab the back of her head and start pumping. After 5 min she starts gagging says she can't suck anymore and wants to fuck. Ok I figure I'll hit it from behind and not look at her. She takes off her pants and there's a strong stank of something between rotten fish and dog shit.

Bro I almost puked and went for the door. She starts freaking out and say give me my money, pay me mother fucker.

Fuck you ***** if you get within 5 feet of me I'm going to drop kick you in the face, lifting my leg head high with a snap kick maybe 5 inches from her nose. I stepped out breezed down to my truck and as I was pulling out a bottle smashed a few feet in front of me.
When in doubt get the fuck out .
LOW

Yea fellas ya might want to avoid this one.

Too bad as she doesn't look bad but just proves you never can tell. Guess smelling like "a hobo's nut sack" gets her on the "no fly zone"!

**ReelSky** · 03-20-23 21:57

I need to cross this off my bucket list. She's not even really my type but damn 3'5" Please tell me this is legit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/121313506

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