Massage Parlor Reports

**BigLuber** · 03-28-23 19:51

Originally Posted by Animal131 [View Original Post]

Nah, the reality is you have to be a constant repeat customer.

The AMP game is like the lottery. If you hop from AMP to AMP its like playing the lottery where you are picking random numbers and the numbers every day are random numbers.

Or you go to ONE AMP with many girls rotating. Playing the same numbers (same AMP) - but the numbers every day (The Girls) are random.

When you go to the AMP everyone will know who you are if you go to the same AMP. You can play the same amount. And you don't have to go thru the haggle game.

Some of you guys are clients for years.

Of course! But my dialog was focused on the initial encounter.

If you are a regular client at a particular spa then the women there will all recognize you and tell the new girl about you. IF you're a good tipper, then BBFS (BJ, FVCK and SPLOOGE) will happen with every encounter there.

And if it doesn't, just tell her to send in the other girl.

I mostly go to the same 3 spas all the time now. I always get BBFS and a great massage. But the women know I tip 150-200, and go all out to please me.

I like that.

I hit the Spas every 2 or 3 weeks, depending on how horny I feel, so instead of a pain in the ass GF, I like to tap the Chinese ladies when I'm in the mood and feel like I can afford it.

Good fun.

**DavidMck** · 03-28-23 16:35

Originally Posted by UniCornHunter [View Original Post]

Any intel on this cutie?

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts...598750768.html

Def looks fake.

**Dave9090** · 03-28-23 08:34

How did you figure all of this out? Great info! So I go for an hour and pay $70 then pay $60 for massage and HE and the lady only gets $40 for the hour time and labor, I never knew. Thanks.

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

I was informed by a couple of really good looking Asian ladies in the past that in most of these AMPs the boss / owner is well aware that the best looking girls are pulling down 150-200 or more in tip for each session where FS is happening.

And that's ok because she's doing all the work. But that 70 you pay the house goes directly to the boss, and a 20 dollar surcharge is put on the girl for each client she takes to her room.

So if you're looking to have a young hottie jerk you off for a 50 tip, that's just a 30 tip for her, and if she's not getting 80 or100, then forget it.

And they hate cheapskates. If you're not wanting to pay the full house fee upon entering, or are stingy looking like someone that really doesn't want to put out a good tip. Then you'll either get denied entry or passed off to an older, lesser attractive lady that you can afford.

This happens often to AA guys. They come in use to talking a game and getting over on paying. But the Chinese Ladies will counter by playing dumb and pretending not to know what he's saying until the dude gets frustrated and leaves.

The owner fast forwards the security camera vid from the front door and knows how many clients stopped by that day, and who serviced them.

The ugly, old fatty likely gets the room free because she's not going to be getting much in tip. Likely just 50 for a Hand Job.

But she's still putting 50 or 70 in the house fund.

Likewise, the fine, young hottie has to kick 20 back to the house to use the room because she's making the big tip.

Just another example of how Chinese society works.

**Animal131** · 03-28-23 08:12

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

A monger needs to understand how Asian women think. , they're very reasonable if you approach the situation with a firm hand. And a calm demeanor.

Unlike say a BSWers or Latina providers who are often belligerent and combative when being manipulated by money.

There's a constant factor in all civilized negotiations.

If you deliver all the promised money up front to a woman you're paying to provide pleasure, then there's a lack of incentive that begins immediately after she has all the money, and now she's just wanting to finish with you quickly and move on.

Nah, the reality is you have to be a constant repeat customer.

The AMP game is like the lottery. If you hop from AMP to AMP its like playing the lottery where you are picking random numbers and the numbers every day are random numbers.

Or you go to ONE AMP with many girls rotating. Playing the same numbers (same AMP) - but the numbers every day (The Girls) are random.

When you go to the AMP everyone will know who you are if you go to the same AMP. You can play the same amount. And you don't have to go thru the haggle game.

Some of you guys are clients for years.

**ChristLenth** · 03-27-23 21:51

Hello fellas. Any with HE guaranteed in Miami-Fort Lauderdale area?

**BigLuber** · 03-27-23 20:41

Originally Posted by Dave9090 [View Original Post]

My problem is I only want and will only do HE. I would love a younger cutie willing to accept $50 for HE but they all want $100 for their time and what ever I want. O well sucks to be me.

I was informed by a couple of really good looking Asian ladies in the past that in most of these AMPs the boss / owner is well aware that the best looking girls are pulling down 150-200 or more in tip for each session where FS is happening.

And that's ok because she's doing all the work. But that 70 you pay the house goes directly to the boss, and a 20 dollar surcharge is put on the girl for each client she takes to her room.

So if you're looking to have a young hottie jerk you off for a 50 tip, that's just a 30 tip for her, and if she's not getting 80 or100, then forget it.

And they hate cheapskates. If you're not wanting to pay the full house fee upon entering, or are stingy looking like someone that really doesn't want to put out a good tip. Then you'll either get denied entry or passed off to an older, lesser attractive lady that you can afford.

This happens often to AA guys. They come in use to talking a game and getting over on paying. But the Chinese Ladies will counter by playing dumb and pretending not to know what he's saying until the dude gets frustrated and leaves.

The owner fast forwards the security camera vid from the front door and knows how many clients stopped by that day, and who serviced them.

The ugly, old fatty likely gets the room free because she's not going to be getting much in tip. Likely just 50 for a Hand Job.

But she's still putting 50 or 70 in the house fund.

Likewise, the fine, young hottie has to kick 20 back to the house to use the room because she's making the big tip.

Just another example of how Chinese society works.

**BarryDebonne** · 03-27-23 13:20

I regularly visit this place.

https://www.yellowpages.com/miami-fl...sage-453750605

See Amy.

She was once a masseuse at a spa I've visited in Boca and later West Palm Beach.

So so looks wise. Good massage and good performance for extras.

Very open menu. BB if you get to know her.

BarryD.

**Dave9090** · 03-24-23 10:37

My problem is I only want and will only do HE. I would love a younger cutie willing to accept $50 for HE but they all want $100 for their time and what ever I want. O well sucks to be me.

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Well, this is comparing apples to oranges.

Because a HJ is widely available from any AMP lady, but since you're not wanting to get her naked and F**K her, then you can get a first class HJ from an unattractive, older, washer up massage lady. Which often give a great massage topped off by a no-rush HJ.

I'd say a 50 tip for a struggling older massage woman along with the house money is a likely scenario.

Because favors with your massage is a commodity, and all commodities are not equal. So, if setting your standards low on looks and high on effort is easy.

Look around for an older but eager massage lady, Because getting BBFS from a sexy young AMP girl is going to be way more costly than a good tug from a less sexy, older, fat, mis-shapened lady.

**Dave9090** · 03-24-23 10:32

Originally Posted by Uniden123 [View Original Post]

Bad experience. Not sure if she's going pvt now, but saw her at Queen Spa (https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...iami-fl-153390#rubmaps) last month and though it said it was $100 for a 30 min massage, she said she won't do anything below $200. I told her I didn't have that on me (true) and said I'm leaving before she said lowest she can do is $140 which was just for a happy ending. She barely touched me, then went into a lackluster HJ, then after finishing sprayed me down with rubbing alcohol and handed me a paper towel. Horrible indeed.

This is why we have the board!

**MiamiSportsFan** · 03-23-23 10:43

Originally Posted by BadAssCb91 [View Original Post]

I think you should toft and report back. Looks great tho.

Anyone do recon here yet? She seems totally worth it.

**UniCorn Hunter** · 03-22-23 08:00

Originally Posted by Uniden123 [View Original Post]

Bad experience. Not sure if she's going pvt now, but saw her at Queen Spa (https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...iami-fl-153390#rubmaps) last month and though it said it was $100 for a 30 min massage, she said she won't do anything below $200. I told her I didn't have that on me (true) and said I'm leaving before she said lowest she can do is $140 which was just for a happy ending. She barely touched me, then went into a lackluster HJ, then after finishing sprayed me down with rubbing alcohol and handed me a paper towel. Horrible indeed.

Thanks, was going to hit her up this weekend. You saved me.

**Uniden123** · 03-21-23 14:16

Originally Posted by UniCornHunter [View Original Post]

Anyone have anything on her.

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts...592986991.html

Bad experience. Not sure if she's going pvt now, but saw her at Queen Spa (https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...iami-fl-153390#rubmaps) last month and though it said it was $100 for a 30 min massage, she said she won't do anything below $200. I told her I didn't have that on me (true) and said I'm leaving before she said lowest she can do is $140 which was just for a happy ending. She barely touched me, then went into a lackluster HJ, then after finishing sprayed me down with rubbing alcohol and handed me a paper towel. Horrible indeed.

**RedyFourFun** · 03-19-23 08:02

Gents,

I've gone back a few pages but I am just wondering if there are any places similar to the Orlando experience of their big 3 where the flat fee is upfront and the girls are ready to roll? I'm coming to the area in about a month and was looking for a solid place like that or reasonable strip club similar to DD in Pompano. The strip club scene seems to be a little over priced however but the MP scene looks like it may have potential. TIA gents.

**Poon123** · 03-19-23 05:57

Originally Posted by KevinCostello [View Original Post]

I saw Sophia. Fake cand, pretty not stunning good tableshower and rim bbj, lots of positions. She is from Orlando so Orlando standard of service (ie way better than miami average).

Did you get to see mia? Sophia was a enthusiastic one.