Escort Reports

**FriskyFrankie** · 03-20-23 22:12

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/boynt...t/951200808458

I was on the east coast the other day and made the mistake of hooking up with this one before checking with you guys first.

Made contact told her I'd be up there in 45 min, she said cool. Gave her a text at 20 minutes out and told her my eta. She said cool.

At 5 min out she texted and said I need 20 min baby, luckily when I gave her the the 20 min heads up I was closer to 30 min away. So it was kinda a wash.

At 5 min out I text and said Im 5min away baby, she said I need a few more minutes baby. Not a good sign. Got there waited another 15 minutes and texted sorry babe but I'm out. She texted and gave some lame excuse that her tub over flowed and she was cleaning it up. Ok 10 min later I'm up and in the room days in By highway.

Well the room looks like a crack house and she doesn't look much better. At this point I said fuck it and will see if she can at least suck a good cock. Thinking I'll give her and hard core skull fucking, blow and go.

Gets on her knees and starts doing her job, but kinda lame. Grab the back of her head and start pumping. After 5 min she starts gagging says she can't suck anymore and wants to fuck. Ok I figure I'll hit it from behind and not look at her. She takes off her pants and there's a strong stank of something between rotten fish and dog shit.

Bro I almost puked and went for the door. She starts freaking out and say give me my money, pay me mother fucker.

Fuck you ***** if you get within 5 feet of me I'm going to drop kick you in the face, lifting my leg head high with a snap kick maybe 5 inches from her nose. I stepped out breezed down to my truck and as I was pulling out a bottle smashed a few feet in front of me.
When in doubt get the fuck out .
LOW

Yea fellas ya might want to avoid this one.

Too bad as she doesn't look bad but just proves you never can tell. Guess smelling like "a hobo's nut sack" gets her on the "no fly zone"!

**ReelSky** · 03-20-23 21:57

I need to cross this off my bucket list. She's not even really my type but damn 3'5" Please tell me this is legit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/121313506

**TheOG** · 03-20-23 21:37

Originally Posted by Macca40 [View Original Post]

Agree; called today; responsive. Was with her within an hour. Excellent service. Phenomenal BBJ as you said, and doggy is superb as she looks just great from behind. Will repeat. Often.

For a thin white girl it looks like rcg would be amazing been wanting to see her for years but can't justify the 1. 5 hr drive.

**MrHunLow** · 03-20-23 17:22

https://skipthegames.com/posts/boynt...t/951200808458

I was on the east coast the other day and made the mistake of hooking up with this one before checking with you guys first.

Made contact told her I'd be up there in 45 min, she said cool. Gave her a text at 20 minutes out and told her my eta. She said cool.

At 5 min out she texted and said I need 20 min baby, luckily when I gave her the the 20 min heads up I was closer to 30 min away. So it was kinda a wash.

At 5 min out I text and said I’m 5min away baby, she said I need a few more minutes baby. Not a good sign. Got there waited another 15 minutes and texted sorry babe but I'm out. She texted and gave some lame excuse that her tub over flowed and she was cleaning it up. Ok 10 min later I'm up and in the room days in By highway.

Well the room looks like a crack house and she doesn't look much better. At this point I said fuck it and will see if she can at least suck a good cock. Thinking I'll give her and hard core skull fucking, blow and go.

Gets on her knees and starts doing her job, but kinda lame. Grab the back of her head and start pumping. After 5 min she starts gagging says she can't suck anymore and wants to fuck. Ok I figure I'll hit it from behind and not look at her. She takes off her pants and there's a strong stank of something between rotten fish and dog shit.

Bro I almost puked and went for the door. She starts freaking out and say give me my money, pay me mother fucker.

Fuck you ***** if you get within 5 feet of me I'm going to drop kick you in the face, lifting my leg head high with a snap kick maybe 5 inches from her nose. I stepped out breezed down to my truck and as I was pulling out a bottle smashed a few feet in front of me.
When in doubt get the fuck out .
LOW

Yea fellas ya might want to avoid this one.

**PbgMonger** · 03-20-23 10:57

We know the game on the age discrepancies in provider ads. If they're young it's either close of not off by much and goes up as they age with perhaps a 10 year rule max.

And then there's providers that can't pass for anything close. She may be a great provider, but fook me this one had me chuckling.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/121407466

**OralWonder** · 03-20-23 10:13

Originally Posted by StbaIsBest [View Original Post]

The one face doesn't do her well I get it LOL I thought she was pretty and she is fun! Geez LOL.

Some pictures may not capture a person at their best. Being nice and fun can make up for a lot.

**RiotStar** · 03-19-23 15:36

Originally Posted by CoolBreeze99 [View Original Post]

I had been interested in her since indy. After a very long retirement, I decided to reach out She asks for a pic of DL and a linked in profile. (First and last time I ever agree to this-Very dumb of me). She says I passed her screening and is good to go for a dream. We set a day to which she agrees to. The day before our appointment, she cancels. Says something personal came up. Fast forward a year or so, I see that message in my phone and thought I would give her one more try. We set a time and day again. As I am driving, I get a text, she needs more time. I figure ok, I get it, she needs time to get ready or clean up. That more time turned into almost 2 hours. I already had made the long drive north, so I kept saying ok to the delays. I should have just gone home. Finally get the ok to the incall and she looks disheveled. Sweat pants and a sweat shirt. What was I waiting for? Anyways, asked to use the bathroom and the bathroom was not clean. Dirty toilet and the shower needed help. Proceeded to the bedroom and as she got close I noticed the smell. Vaginosis. I knew I couldn't go through with the main act so I just settled for headache relief. Asked her to take her top off and keep the sweat pant on. Got the hell out of there right after. Was disappointed to say the least. I will say she can have a very good conversation. But for the price, better and cleaner can be had.

Man, I know I'm late on this but I want to confirm that the same exact experience happened to me last year.

Had been dying to see her waaaay back from her indy days. I did try back then and she was a mission back then too. Didn't stop thinking about her so took the plunge last year and drove a bit to see her. She did the same thing, told me to give her more time. I think I waited maybe 30/40 minutes tho. She did not ask for my I'd for verification tho. She was in regular clothing too. Super cool to talk to. I didn't find the bathroom dirty tbh but I noticed the smell too. Despite that, I still went thru with it LOL. At the time, I saw her for HH 2. 00. Kinda steep given the experience. She has a nice rack but she had gained weight at the time which looks like she lost now if the pics are accurate.

**Wellington Bbc** · 03-19-23 01:33

Originally Posted by PbgMonger [View Original Post]

Most of us can't throw stones in glass houses anyway, LOL. And plenty of bros here dated Nixie and gave her a good review too. .

Truer words have never been spoken!!

**StbaIsBest** · 03-17-23 20:52

I know its all good!

Originally Posted by FriskyFrankie [View Original Post]

Just messing with you to "lighten" up the Forum. Please don't take it personally as it was not meant that way! Glad some folks got a chuckle out of it, though!

**PbgMonger** · 03-17-23 14:12

Originally Posted by StbaIsBest [View Original Post]

The one face doesn't do her well I get it LOL I thought she was pretty and she is fun! Geez LOL.

Most of us can't throw stones in glass houses anyway, LOL. And plenty of bros here dated Nixie and gave her a good review too. .

**FriskyFrankie** · 03-16-23 21:53

Originally Posted by StbaIsBest [View Original Post]

The one face doesn't do her well I get it LOL I thought she was pretty and she is fun! Geez LOL.

Just messing with you to "lighten" up the Forum. Please don't take it personally as it was not meant that way! Glad some folks got a chuckle out of it, though!

**StbaIsBest** · 03-16-23 13:00

The one face doesn't do her well I get it LOL I thought she was pretty and she is fun! Geez LOL.

Originally Posted by OralWonder [View Original Post]

Stop. You are killing me.

**EDantes95** · 03-16-23 12:10

Sooo, any update? Also seems TGTBT to me.

Originally Posted by Carthago [View Original Post]

Is this a scam or sting? Seems too good for the price: https://tryst.link/escort/xxxmistressxoxo.

Also sorry for lurking, will start posting my dreams.

**OralWonder** · 03-16-23 09:34

Originally Posted by FriskyFrankie [View Original Post]

Anybody that wants to "hit" that must have a lot of heart. I was more thinking we should call Animal Control and issue dart guns!

Stop. You are killing me.

**FriskyFrankie** · 03-15-23 21:59

Originally Posted by PbgMonger [View Original Post]

Someone needs to head over there with a camera and give her a hand if she's indeed pretty. Those pics don't look too good to me.

Anybody that wants to "hit" that must have a lot of heart. I was more thinking we should call Animal Control and issue dart guns!

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