Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

The smoke at H8 is so bad that it is still obnoxiously heavy the next day just as they open to an empty club. You'll reek even then the next within an hour to a level beyond belief even if you're the only patron.

As a non-smoker myself, I agree completely. It's awful, especially when it's crowded. Typically, I try not to be there too awful long. Just long enough to find what I'm looking for and get the job done. When I get home, I shower and the clothes instantly go into the wash.

[Incognito1234]

So would you classify cadena and Shelly as milfs? Can you describe how they look, I usually stay away from FC for their "dress code policies" which is a dog whistle for discrimination, and the douchey atmosphere it brings. But those two you named sound interesting.

Disclaimer: I've never been to FC and never intend on doing so. It's not my kind of club.

I'm curious though. How is the dress code discriminating? Just no jeans and sweats? If so, I don't see how that's discriminating. It sounds like they're just try to keep the tone in line with the club they project themselves to be.

[TrollMahn]

What are the feelings on this club? Worth a stop or just keep driving to Detroit?

[TrollMahn]

So would you classify cadena and Shelly as milfs? Can you describe how they look, I usually stay away from FC for their "dress code policies" which is a dog whistle for discrimination, and the douchey atmosphere it brings. But those two you named sound interesting.

Instead of complaining about dress codes, get some clothes. Slacks are $5 from the thrift store, then get a polo for $3. It's not hard to look halfway decent.

And ffs, put on a drop of cologne. If you look decent and smell good, you generally get more positive attention.

It's a strip club, not a Walmart.

[Lamarr]

The smoke at H8 is so bad that it is still obnoxiously heavy the next day just as they open to an empty club. You'll reek even then the next within an hour to a level beyond belief even if you're the only patron.

[WinterKnight]

I have never noticed any smell in the VIP of any clubs except for BT's which has a heavy Pine-Sol smell.

I was at BT's Tuesday afternoon and didn't notice a Pine-Sol scent, but I did walk past the open supply closet (first door on the left) in the VIP corridor, and it certainly had plenty of cleaning solutions in it. I'm pleased to know they clean the place.

Moreover, I'm really happy I didn't walk out of there smelling like an ash tray in a sex club. Which surprised me, because one of the reasons I quit going to clubs was the odor of smoke clinging to me.

[Shyguy242]

He said he doesn't go there because of the smell. What smell do you think he referring to? To me, they might smell like a regular bar, no different. It didn't seem like he was talking about cigarette smell, which could be an issue. Anybody think they smell different then a regular bar?

I am new to the SC scene (most of my time has been at AMP's and escorts) but I was at LS this week and the VIP room smelled like sex when I first walked in. The club had a cigarette smell but not terrible. I know it's easy to become nose blind but I left the club smelling like cigarettes, pot and sex. Yes I a had a fantastic time and glad I brought a change of clothes. As a side note, thank you everyone for the great tips and a special thanks to MM and Jules.

[Wowsers]

Damn the last two Sat nights I went (both clubs)...

While we're asking, any Canary sightings at H8 N?

Hoping to run into her soon.

Thanks,

W.

[JackOfClubs]

I have never noticed any smell in the VIP of any clubs except for BT's which has a heavy Pine-Sol smell.

[Softailrider]

He said he doesn't go there because of the smell. What smell do you think he referring to? To me, they might smell like a regular bar, no different. It didn't seem like he was talking about cigarette smell, which could be an issue. Anybody think they smell different then a regular bar?

[Bad Bird]

If I go to those clubs it's usually on a Tues / Fri. / Sat and I see her there almost every time. Twice in the last week.

Speaking of boggies / h8 girls I haven't run into in awhile, has anyone recently seen Tiara (dark hair, tons of tattoos, BBL) or Shelby (younger, brown hair, about 6 ft tall) at either club?

Damn the last two Sat nights I went (both clubs) not there. Good to know she is still dishing it out though. Law of averages says I will run into her sometime.

[Marelobo Mex]

MM. You seem to have more success at Cricket than I've experienced. I tend to prefer slender women so I've left Criket more than once because of the lack of talent that matched my preferences. Are you going to Criket in the afternoon or evening? What days do you find the best talent?

Eman,

Nice to see your post. I also have a preference for slender. I rarely went to Criket because I had to walk out numerous times without finding a girl I liked. I go night shift because I work during the days but this year there were several girls I found attractive. I did multiple sessions with Skye. She rarely dances these days and Kenzie, she has moved to BTs. Alana from BTs also danced at Criket as Loni some nights.

Perhaps last year was the exception and things revert this year, but I hope there are a few girls I find attractive and then I will continue to go to Criket, if not I will head to other clubs.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I like what I like, most milfs bodies are on point and the added weight looks good.

DM7.

Peace you enjoy them.

I like that different guys like different girls and some guys like variety and some guys have a specific type.

There is no right or wrong way to do it.

MM.

[PatrickBateman]

Up the ass in a club, could get messy, ha. I think I will check it out today. The Detroit board is full of info, thanks for that.

PB.

She sounds interesting. Which girl at which club are you talking about?

[RandoChud]

Anyone ran into Harmony (Boggies / H8) recently? Day / night? Not sure if I am just missing her or if she moved on.

If I go to those clubs it's usually on a Tues / Fri. / Sat and I see her there almost every time. Twice in the last week.

Speaking of boggies / h8 girls I haven't run into in awhile, has anyone recently seen Tiara (dark hair, tons of tattoos, BBL) or Shelby (younger, brown hair, about 6 ft tall) at either club?