EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Walker333** · 04-12-23 15:27

Originally Posted by Chef1234 [View Original Post]

Regular with her. Get some titty face with her ecery 2 or 3 appts same with some under / in the panties rubbing of her muffin but never get a FIV. Just some hot dogging so to speak.

I saw her a few times in the past. First time L1, no questions asked. Second time she offered a menu with no L2, L3 and FIV, DATY was available.

**Chef1234** · 04-12-23 10:13

Regular with her. Get some titty face with her ecery 2 or 3 appts same with some under / in the panties rubbing of her muffin but never get a FIV. Just some hot dogging so to speak.

Originally Posted by SaraOnShermer [View Original Post]

Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-10-23 17:40

Originally Posted by OldSchoolGuy73 [View Original Post]

When you say legit you mean one who was born here and follows guidelines set forth in their training. Asians and the Europeans know what they are doing to get you to come back. Great massage with a little brushing near the privates. Hell I've tried myself and thrown nice tips at her and still nothing. Going on 3 yrs visiting her since it's an excellent massage hoping that o e day she just might. That is what makes us men.

Haha that's what makes us men with blue balls. I'm willing to invest a couple visits to build trust and rapport, but after a while you realize she's just teasing for bigger tips and laughing all the way to the bank. But I understand the wishful thinking. I've been there myself.

Yeah when I say legit I mean professional massage only.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 04-10-23 15:18

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Yeah, similar experience for me. Mixed signals. I don't understand a lady that rubs against you and then avoids anything further. A truly legit massage therapist would never rub against you like that, not in a million years.

When you say legit you mean one who was born here and follows guidelines set forth in their training. Asians and the Europeans know what they are doing to get you to come back. Great massage with a little brushing near the privates. Hell I've tried myself and thrown nice tips at her and still nothing. Going on 3 yrs visiting her since it's an excellent massage hoping that o e day she just might. That is what makes us men.

**Baldwin2022** · 04-10-23 12:52

I would need a good place with nude massage near O'Hare. I am not in the area but I can exchange info if you are near me (Milwaukee). You can message me privately if you'd like. Sorry to do this, but I am a bit out of the game. Thanks!

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-10-23 12:47

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

I have gone to Irenes several times in the last 6 months or so. Always end up seeing Olga. Despite her grinding her pelvis into my elbow and coming dangerously close to my groin while rubbing my legs I have had zero action. Not a hint. As soon as she is done she's out the door. I keep going back because the massage is pretty good and "hope springs eternal". Where is Nat working now in Schaumburg?

Yeah, similar experience for me. Mixed signals. I don't understand a lady that rubs against you and then avoids anything further. A truly legit massage therapist would never rub against you like that, not in a million years.

**Chiguyxxx** · 04-10-23 09:45

I have gone to Irenes several times in the last 6 months or so. Always end up seeing Olga. Despite her grinding her pelvis into my elbow and coming dangerously close to my groin while rubbing my legs I have had zero action. Not a hint. As soon as she is done she's out the door. I keep going back because the massage is pretty good and "hope springs eternal". Where is Nat working now in Schaumburg?

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Has anyone been over to Irene's recently? I tried about a year ago. There was a rumor months ago that Marta or new girl would be startling but I've heard no more on that.

Nina. Very attractive woman with killer body. One of the best massages I've ever had and draping was minimal. But nothing. Olga. Weaker version of Nina. Attractive and good massage but again nothing. Dana. Weakest of the three for looks and massage but standard finish available.

If anyone remembers Nat from Norwood Clinic she's back working part time in schaumburg.

Zz.

ps baggio, link below doesn't work

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-10-23 09:18

Has anyone been over to Irene's recently? I tried about a year ago. There was a rumor months ago that Marta or new girl would be startling but I've heard no more on that.

Nina. Very attractive woman with killer body. One of the best massages I've ever had and draping was minimal. But nothing. Olga. Weaker version of Nina. Attractive and good massage but again nothing. Dana. Weakest of the three for looks and massage but standard finish available.

If anyone remembers Nat from Norwood Clinic she's back working part time in schaumburg.

Zz.

ps baggio, link below doesn't work

**Baggio66** · 03-18-23 22:02

I would love for this to be real. Anyone know?

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/891c7a2...7-9f173af1c097

**ApplePiePussy** · 03-16-23 22:14

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

That wicker park / Ukrainian village apartment on Wood St. ? Anyone have a recent link to an ad?

It was run by the booker who has the Schaumburg, Des Plaines, and Franklin Park ads on Rubmd. She told me it's no longer in operation.

**Dr Manhattan** · 03-15-23 10:53

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

That wicker park / Ukrainian village apartment on Wood St. ? Anyone have a recent link to an ad?

This is a snapshot of all the old BP "Services" ads. It ends at 2018, but it may yield breadcrumbs. YMMV with the search.

https://backpage1262.rssing.com/chan...dex-latest.php

**CornCobMaker** · 03-14-23 11:58

That wicker park / Ukrainian village apartment on Wood St. ? Anyone have a recent link to an ad?

**Econ911** · 03-14-23 10:25

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Someone told me the she is a good, knowledgeable, professional therapist. She slightly helped him with his Lowe back issues. I don't know if any extras are available, actually I'd be surprised, but who knows.

She has been around long time. Saw her a few years ago. Good legit massage. Not sure if more to be had.