Massage Parlor Reports

**KorbenDallas** · 03-18-23 13:36

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

One thing I've always wondered, especially about all the elderly BBFS AMP ladies. How have they been taking miles of dick bare, for so many years and still never caught anything permanent like herpes?

There is a 99.9% chance that they have herpes. As others have pointed out, it's not a thing that is constantly contagious.

**SayOcean** · 03-17-23 10:01

I was trying out a new restaurant that is next to Elite Spa in Edmonds. I notice that while the top signage still says 'Elite Spa' on the door they had decals and stickers calling themselves as Blue Ocean Massage. I never gave Elite Spa a shot due to recent comments saying it wasn't worth it. But someone might want to TOFTT with this new change.

**Bfm66** · 03-17-23 01:22

Was feeling the urge, so I stopped in at VIP to see if there was anyone new or at least Rose was there. Much to my dismay, one of the usual grannies opened the door, I asked if Rose was there, she said no, so I asked if Michelle was there and she surprised me by saying yes she was. Of course she tried to convince me that she was better, but I knew better than that. She took me back to the room and Michelle soon came in, looking hot as hell in her little bikini top and short white cutoffs. She greeted me with a big smile, a hug and kiss. She had been on an extended vacation and it was her first day back. She had me undress and asked if I wanted a table shower, but I had just showered and was anxious to get to the activities at hand. She said no problem, I smelled good! She had me lie down and lightly ran her hands all over me, then ran her beautiful aftermarket tits all over my back and started trailing butterfly kisses over my shoulders and up my neck, which drove me nuts. I flipped over and she presented her breasts for me to kiss and suck on while she manually manipulated my Johnson, bringing it to full attention. She then gave me a BBBJ for a bit until I had her climb aboard for a mustache ride, which I believe she enjoyed quite well. She then prepared to mount up for cowgirl and asked if I wanted a cover. I always have trouble with the damn things and was very happy when she hopped on bare. She started with a slow grind, working up to a frenzy that had me spewing in a few minutes. She left me to recover while she cleaned herself up, then returned with a hot, wet towel, which she quickly used to clean me up after a quick spritz of alcohol. I got dressed and she gave me a big hug and kiss and sent me off with a smile. For those that don't know her, she is a tiny thing, probably mid 40's, long auburn hair, a tight little body with a nice pair of man mades. Definitely one of the better looking north Lynnwood / south Everett AMP providers.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-16-23 21:04

I visited an AMP recently. Had a good time. Seniors can PM me for more details.

**Justice2001** · 03-15-23 20:54

Originally Posted by Eccaios [View Original Post]

Was staying in Belltown last week and after walking all over my back was killing me. I found a legit place that didn't break the bank like most of the swanky spas, Mana Massage. Was able to book an hour quickly. Greeted by sweet, attractive 40-something Chinese woman who put me in the first room. It was quite narrow, and the foot of the heated bed was pressed up against one side of the wall. I wasn't keen on the ceiling, which was just lattice work that allowed me to hear everything going on the front, including when someone answered the phone or when a customer entered.

I undressed completely, like I do for any massage, and laid face down covering myself with the small towel provided. That also seemed different from a legit MP, where you usually go under the sheet. Maybe I was just dumb and didn't recognized that there perhaps was a sheet. When she came back in she whipped the towel off and exposed me for a bit before putting it between my legs, essentially just barely covering my junk. Then she gave me a really nice soft, kneading massage all over, telling me she was feeling my muscles. She said I had a lot of knots and tensing, and that she was going to do some deep massage but she wouldn't hurt me LOL. She oiled me up, and the climbed on the table and proceeded to use her feet. But this wasn't like other back walking massages I've received before. It was super sensual. I'm not a foot guy, but goddamn at that moment I was ready to fuck her feet LOL. It was amazing, and worked out all the knots.

After, she straddled me and did a soft, sensual, but still therapeutic massage using what seemed like all her limbs. Never once was she not touching me in two places, and she sometimes would lock our fingers together while stroking up a leg or along the spine. She had no problem working the glutes, and in fact spent A LOT of time there, and the inner thigh, brush the boys often. When I finally flipped I was hard as a rock, and she smiled and said my blood flow was good LOL.

The front massage was equally as erotic, but halfway through she had to leave to deal with a customer arguing with someone about an appointment. It might have been 5-10 minutes that I laid there, my erection fading. When she returned she said she was so sorry and that she would give me an extra 20 minutes. She then sat at the foot end of the bed with one leg over mine and one of mine over hers, and massage everything BUT my now engorged member. Though she never failed to touch it has she stroked all around it and my balls. I was kicked myself that I didn't bring cash for extras, but she had her eyes closed the whole time, as if she was in some sort of trance.

Honestly, I think I enjoyed that tease far more than if she had then negotiated for a HE, though I have a feeling her technique is probably stellar. Hr massage was $80 and I tipped $40 because it was so awesome LOL.

That's what I'm looking for but with younger talent. Thanks for the report!

**Eccaios** · 03-15-23 13:56

Was staying in Belltown last week and after walking all over my back was killing me. I found a legit place that didn't break the bank like most of the swanky spas, Mana Massage. Was able to book an hour quickly. Greeted by sweet, attractive 40-something Chinese woman who put me in the first room. It was quite narrow, and the foot of the heated bed was pressed up against one side of the wall. I wasn't keen on the ceiling, which was just lattice work that allowed me to hear everything going on the front, including when someone answered the phone or when a customer entered.

I undressed completely, like I do for any massage, and laid face down covering myself with the small towel provided. That also seemed different from a legit MP, where you usually go under the sheet. Maybe I was just dumb and didn't recognized that there perhaps was a sheet. When she came back in she whipped the towel off and exposed me for a bit before putting it between my legs, essentially just barely covering my junk. Then she gave me a really nice soft, kneading massage all over, telling me she was feeling my muscles. She said I had a lot of knots and tensing, and that she was going to do some deep massage but she wouldn't hurt me LOL. She oiled me up, and the climbed on the table and proceeded to use her feet. But this wasn't like other back walking massages I've received before. It was super sensual. I'm not a foot guy, but goddamn at that moment I was ready to fuck her feet LOL. It was amazing, and worked out all the knots.

After, she straddled me and did a soft, sensual, but still therapeutic massage using what seemed like all her limbs. Never once was she not touching me in two places, and she sometimes would lock our fingers together while stroking up a leg or along the spine. She had no problem working the glutes, and in fact spent A LOT of time there, and the inner thigh, brush the boys often. When I finally flipped I was hard as a rock, and she smiled and said my blood flow was good LOL.

The front massage was equally as erotic, but halfway through she had to leave to deal with a customer arguing with someone about an appointment. It might have been 5-10 minutes that I laid there, my erection fading. When she returned she said she was so sorry and that she would give me an extra 20 minutes. She then sat at the foot end of the bed with one leg over mine and one of mine over hers, and massage everything BUT my now engorged member. Though she never failed to touch it has she stroked all around it and my balls. I was kicked myself that I didn't bring cash for extras, but she had her eyes closed the whole time, as if she was in some sort of trance.

Honestly, I think I enjoyed that tease far more than if she had then negotiated for a HE, though I have a feeling her technique is probably stellar. Hr massage was $80 and I tipped $40 because it was so awesome LOL.

**Chango Malo** · 03-15-23 00:04

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

It's been a couple years since I've hobbied in Portland, or more accurately tried to hobby in Portland. My spidey sense regarding AMPs in Seattle (and lots of other cities) is pretty darn good when it comes to finding places that offer HE, BJ, FS. But in Portland I almost always strike out. The only times I've gotten lucky were at a lingerie modeling place, and a couple other times with women from TNA. The modeling place was a very expensive way to get off. The women from TNA were reliable and got the job done.

If Portland has a thriving AMP scene, it's invisible to me.

Grassyass, Ese. That's useful.

I should probably ask in the Portland section, but I figured asking someone with local experience would be informative.

Thanks again.

**Peet0115** · 03-14-23 18:53

Hi sir I can PM you too many message.

**Original703** · 03-13-23 13:15

Originally Posted by ChangoMalo [View Original Post]

How's the AMP scene down in Portland? Looks like I'll have a few gigs booked down in portlandia soon. I'm wondering if it's worth dipping into the local AMP scene while I'm there. Anyone familiar with both cities that can compare / contrast a bit?

It's been a couple years since I've hobbied in Portland, or more accurately tried to hobby in Portland. My spidey sense regarding AMPs in Seattle (and lots of other cities) is pretty darn good when it comes to finding places that offer HE, BJ, FS. But in Portland I almost always strike out. The only times I've gotten lucky were at a lingerie modeling place, and a couple other times with women from TNA. The modeling place was a very expensive way to get off. The women from TNA were reliable and got the job done.

If Portland has a thriving AMP scene, it's invisible to me.

**ZoooBus** · 03-12-23 18:40

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

One thing I've always wondered, especially about all the elderly BBFS AMP ladies. How have they been taking miles of dick bare, for so many years and still never caught anything permanent like herpes?

What makes you think that they haven't? Herpes is highly transmissible when one has an outbreak of sores. That does not happen all that often. But no sores does not mean "safe". And there is no way to know if you ever had (which means that you would still have) herpes unless one goes to a doctor and have them do an antibody test. If you regularly go raw you probably acquired it at some time. About half of the people that have herpes are unaware of it. And unless you plan on having kids there is no need to know if you are positive or not.

**Chango Malo** · 03-12-23 17:55

How's the AMP scene down in Portland? Looks like I'll have a few gigs booked down in portlandia soon. I'm wondering if it's worth dipping into the local AMP scene while I'm there. Anyone familiar with both cities that can compare / contrast a bit?

**Mitch Cor** · 03-12-23 11:10

One thing I've always wondered, especially about all the elderly BBFS AMP ladies. How have they been taking miles of dick bare, for so many years and still never caught anything permanent like herpes?

Originally Posted by KorbenDallas [View Original Post]

Guys, Noah (Ms Raspy Voice) is a very nice lady, and will let you bust a nut in her without any translation, but she is a minimum of 65 and quite possibly above 70.

Nice lady, though.

Bonnie, OTOH, looks pretty sweet.

**JSnake921** · 03-12-23 09:06

I have been reading this discussion for a while and when did we move from the hit 20/30 year olds to the, it's okay 40/50 and now this latest 65 year old taking it. Why did these owners stop rotating the hot young girls and just give us all the mamasans and grannysans. Washington has gone downhill so much.

**RedBreast** · 03-11-23 19:47

Anyone have any experience at J & L Spa on Eastlake?

**Bfm66** · 03-11-23 18:43

Originally Posted by KorbenDallas [View Original Post]

Guys, Noah (Ms Raspy Voice) is a very nice lady, and will let you bust a nut in her without any translation, but she is a minimum of 65 and quite possibly above 70.

Nice lady, though.

Bonnie, OTOH, looks pretty sweet.

Yeah, Noah is really nice, especially if you are a regular. Bonnie is a sweetheart too, has a great bod for an older gal, busted several loads in her.