Massage Parlor Reports

**SexyBeast14** · 03-10-23 17:43

Originally Posted by ShuperShtar [View Original Post]

Found a great massage parlor in the bellflower area, named crystal spa.

It's a FS type spa, the girls they staff there are a lot hotter than other places.

I saw 'Lucy' she had some fantastic large breasts and a nice booty. Enjoyed some CFS from her in mish for a nice ticket. Left happy and will return as their staff seems to be much hotter than other locations.

Asians and damage?

**Lsade** · 03-10-23 14:16

Originally Posted by RalphM [View Original Post]

Long time break ('20) monger, traveling through LA / Hollywood this cumming week.
RTFF, including search, at least through the past year, but couldn't find any info. Looking for "bucket list" AMP Nuru that at least has a decent chance of ending in FS. I'm no baller, but have a pretty reasonable budget.
From bedpage, I see Havana and NoHo Dreams are potentials, but not seeing anything FS related from searches with those spots.
I know a booker may be the most obvious option, but I prefer the thrill of AMPs. I just don't want to chance a random spot and strike out.
Open to DMs if you don't want to post in direct reply.

Will report when done. Thank you in advance!

Pretty hard to find at AMPs. Most will have to go through brokers or indies.

You can potentially find some at the AMP but will need to build a reputation with the provider.

Let me know if you find any though.

**EdCarbone** · 03-10-23 11:40

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

1) You survived.

2) You eventually got some flagpole attention.

3) Never, NEVER let your spirit guide go drug sniffing near a "great kahuna'. Rookie mistake.

Haha! Good advice!

**PriscillaM** · 03-10-23 11:25

Originally Posted by RalphM [View Original Post]

Long time break ('20) monger, traveling through LA / Hollywood this cumming week.
RTFF, including search, at least through the past year, but couldn't find any info. Looking for "bucket list" AMP Nuru that at least has a decent chance of ending in FS. I'm no baller, but have a pretty reasonable budget.
From bedpage, I see Havana and NoHo Dreams are potentials, but not seeing anything FS related from searches with those spots.
I know a booker may be the most obvious option, but I prefer the thrill of AMPs. I just don't want to chance a random spot and strike out.
Open to DMs if you don't want to post in direct reply.

If you like fucking up the ass.

**RalphM** · 03-10-23 11:01

Long time break ('20) monger, traveling through LA / Hollywood this cumming week.
RTFF, including search, at least through the past year, but couldn't find any info. Looking for "bucket list" AMP Nuru that at least has a decent chance of ending in FS. I'm no baller, but have a pretty reasonable budget.
From bedpage, I see Havana and NoHo Dreams are potentials, but not seeing anything FS related from searches with those spots.
I know a booker may be the most obvious option, but I prefer the thrill of AMPs. I just don't want to chance a random spot and strike out.
Open to DMs if you don't want to post in direct reply.

Will report when done. Thank you in advance!

**PriscillaM** · 03-10-23 10:23

Wharf has a "VIP" room. It is room 6 by the staff breakroom and the washing machine.

It has more shitty furniture from the next door ross than I have ever seen. There are coffee table books if you want to read, and enough room for bella to give head to that guy on are maps that is full of shit.

I plan to use the VIP room with yu yu tomorrow and I will be having a hot young Asian tickle my boy pussy.

**PlayerN818** · 03-10-23 10:09

1) You survived.

2) You eventually got some flagpole attention.

3) Never, NEVER let your spirit guide go drug sniffing near a "great kahuna'. Rookie mistake.

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...597171395.html

Tried her out. 1 hr massage for. 8 and it doesn't matter what type you want, you get a pokey-shaking-rub with a few seconds of actual massage here and there. She is probably 60+ with large rock hard melons and a slim figure. She spends about 10 minutes talking and mixing the lotion so it's fresh for you. Constantly reminding you to breath her way. Near the end she went to wash her hands, came back and said I was done. I asked if we could do more and she said no because I opened her bathroom mirror cabinet (I did not. It was probably partly open and when I opened the bathroom door, the pressure pushed it open further). She said no more because I must be schizophrenic and looking for drugs. This went on for five minutes with me trying to explain that I didn't. Then she revealed that her "spirit guide" told her that my spirit guide opened the cabinet because it wants my attention. Luckily for me it turns out she is a healer and "great kahuna" and communicates with her spirit guide regularly, which she described for 10 minutes. Needless to say I realized I needed to get her in contact with my spirit guide, which is actually my flagpole, and though it's large, it cannot open bathroom mirror cabinets. For the next 15 minutes she educated me on Blackrock and how it's taken over the world and Governor Newsom is in on it because he broke Elon Musk and then brough him back and controls him. Finally she told me what I knew was coming at some point: the elite have been moving out into space. Sadly she didn't reveal any information on space aliens. I happened to look down at my flagpole during this and it was trying to convince my balls to detach from my body and make a run for it. Finally after agreeing to everything while maintaining contact with her intense and insane eyes, she gave a HE. Took off her clothes and let me touch all, but not too much on the kitty. Rock hard boobs were not fun. Technique was good and had my first prostrate (didn't work for me) and had to finish myself. Tip was. 6. Never going back. Or within 10 square miles just to be safe. If any of you are brave enough, see if you can get her take on space aliens.

**PriscillaM** · 03-09-23 16:16

I am love.

She is the hottest young Asian out there, and I do not need to shower.

Her dick skills are no good, but she has a thigh gap you could shove john Madden's head through.

Paid 50 to the door and tipped her 140.

I know.

**PriscillaM** · 03-09-23 12:59

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...597171395.html

Tried her out. 1 hr massage for. 8 and it doesn't matter what type you want, you get a pokey-shaking-rub with a few seconds of actual massage here and there. She is probably 60+ with large rock hard melons and a slim figure. She spends about 10 minutes talking and mixing the lotion so it's fresh for you. Constantly reminding you to breath her way. Near the end she went to wash her hands, came back and said I was done. I asked if we could do more and she said no because I opened her bathroom mirror cabinet (I did not. It was probably partly open and when I opened the bathroom door, the pressure pushed it open further). She said no more because I must be schizophrenic and looking for drugs. This went on for five minutes with me trying to explain that I didn't. Then she revealed that her "spirit guide" told her that my spirit guide opened the cabinet because it wants my attention. Luckily for me it turns out she is a healer and "great kahuna" and communicates with her spirit guide regularly, which she described for 10 minutes. Needless to say I realized I needed to get her in contact with my spirit guide, which is actually my flagpole, and though it's large, it cannot open bathroom mirror cabinets. For the next 15 minutes she educated me on Blackrock and how it's taken over the world and Governor Newsom is in on it because he broke Elon Musk and then brough him back and controls him. Finally she told me what I knew was coming at some point: the elite have been moving out into space. Sadly she didn't reveal any information on space aliens. I happened to look down at my flagpole during this and it was trying to convince my balls to detach from my body and make a run for it.

This sounds worth it just for the posting material.

**JohnRichard** · 03-09-23 12:49

Originally Posted by ShuperShtar [View Original Post]

Found a great massage parlor in the bellflower area, named crystal spa.

It's a FS type spa, the girls they staff there are a lot hotter than other places.

I saw 'Lucy' she had some fantastic large breasts and a nice booty. Enjoyed some CFS from her in mish for a nice ticket. Left happy and will return as their staff seems to be much hotter than other locations.

Anything on damages please?

**EdCarbone** · 03-09-23 12:25

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...597171395.html

Tried her out. 1 hr massage for. 8 and it doesn't matter what type you want, you get a pokey-shaking-rub with a few seconds of actual massage here and there. She is probably 60+ with large rock hard melons and a slim figure. She spends about 10 minutes talking and mixing the lotion so it's fresh for you. Constantly reminding you to breath her way. Near the end she went to wash her hands, came back and said I was done. I asked if we could do more and she said no because I opened her bathroom mirror cabinet (I did not. It was probably partly open and when I opened the bathroom door, the pressure pushed it open further). She said no more because I must be schizophrenic and looking for drugs. This went on for five minutes with me trying to explain that I didn't. Then she revealed that her "spirit guide" told her that my spirit guide opened the cabinet because it wants my attention. Luckily for me it turns out she is a healer and "great kahuna" and communicates with her spirit guide regularly, which she described for 10 minutes. Needless to say I realized I needed to get her in contact with my spirit guide, which is actually my flagpole, and though it's large, it cannot open bathroom mirror cabinets. For the next 15 minutes she educated me on Blackrock and how it's taken over the world and Governor Newsom is in on it because he broke Elon Musk and then brough him back and controls him. Finally she told me what I knew was coming at some point: the elite have been moving out into space. Sadly she didn't reveal any information on space aliens. I happened to look down at my flagpole during this and it was trying to convince my balls to detach from my body and make a run for it. Finally after agreeing to everything while maintaining contact with her intense and insane eyes, she gave a HE. Took off her clothes and let me touch all, but not too much on the kitty. Rock hard boobs were not fun. Technique was good and had my first prostrate (didn't work for me) and had to finish myself. Tip was. 6. Never going back. Or within 10 square miles just to be safe. If any of you are brave enough, see if you can get her take on space aliens.

**ShuperShtar** · 03-08-23 17:02

Found a great massage parlor in the bellflower area, named crystal spa.

It's a FS type spa, the girls they staff there are a lot hotter than other places.

I saw 'Lucy' she had some fantastic large breasts and a nice booty. Enjoyed some CFS from her in mish for a nice ticket. Left happy and will return as their staff seems to be much hotter than other locations.

**MisterTwinkies** · 03-08-23 15:55

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

OK, this is the list of girls, I think, at the nerve center of the MP universe:

1. Dora. A jedi. Actually is 26. Has the best nipples since coco at the finger. Has some nonsense tats. Likely works wednesdays. Hotter than any of the drek on sawtelle. Literally a hot young asian.

2. Yu Yu. A jedi. Age unknown. Titties unknown. Slim as a cigarette. Hard body. Wears a mask, will talk dirty. Looks like her ass is as tight as a lug nut on a rusted 65 chevy. Just like pie.

3. Bella. Slightly less size nipples than dora. The orange hair girl. May have a c secion scar. Has a Bush.

4. cynthia. Poor man's dora. Older a bit. Fine tits.

5. coco. I think she is good, I am thinking she has a bit of a tough face, but nice long hair and lean body.

6. tiffany. Just meat. Clinically acceptable. Nice tits.

7. Kiki. Mamasan and VP of supply chain management, meaning she cooks the squirrel meat and kimche. This is a good one for you old farts. She must be close to 40. Looks like she may give head.

8. susan. A diversity hire.

To my knowledge, there is nothing here more than handjobs and under the clothes.

Ok, you got me here, I forgot my monger decoder ring at my mom's place, and they don't sell Rubmaps Branded Breakfast Cereal at my local grocery store anymore. Can I get a more precise hint on this location? I'm going to be in LA next weekend.