Massage Parlor Reports

**Grumpy30** · 03-10-23 10:42

Originally Posted by DarkKnight619 [View Original Post]

Second pop on the house?

Yep, either it was because I was new and we had a little confusion because of language barrier or second pop on the house.

**GilfLover** · 03-10-23 00:30

Originally Posted by CoverThyAss [View Original Post]

Tldr:

I dodged a bait and switch and didn't come back after they called and begged me to for 5 minutes after I had already left. I'm a busy man that likes huge boobs and a good time and wanted a specific provider at a certain time but I would of lost respect for my self if I went back nor was my head in the right space for a no pants dance anymore. The girls were not happy I would not come back and there tone got worst and worst the longer the phone conversation went on before I hung up. I think I was completely professional during the entire experience. The conversation left me worried about consequential retaliation since they have my phone number.

Would be helpful if you could share with us the name of the spa and / or provider.

**Dark Knight619** · 03-09-23 22:32

Originally Posted by Grumpy30 [View Original Post]

Finally pulled the trigger and went out to try UFS, for the same charge as the other AMPs I got the shower table and the works, I heard before that there was extra for the shower but apparently not. I was greeted by this late 20's pretty lady and was walked into the room, I told her I wanted the FS and shower and asked for the donation. As I was on the table shower, I felt every nook and cranny of her glorious body, the slippery sensation of her boobs and legs gave my willy the jolt he needed. Gave me a little tease BBBJ in the shower and we continued into the room. She immediately went for the BBBJ, I kinda wanted a little massage but junior wasn't having it, she gave a 6-7/10 BBBJ, passable but not satisfied, maybe I'm just hella spoiled from all the love I'm getting from my TJ ladies. I asked if I can finish in her mouth and she was fine with it, did all the basic positions then when I was feeling I was about to pop I asked her to take the cover off and start blowing me. Took me another solid 10 mins of HJ and BBBJ before I popped it all in her mouth. The sight of her lips with a bit of cum drip made me horny again and asked for a second round. She was fine with it and gave her the ol' doggy and popped for the second time. Overall good experience but I'd rather spend my money in TJ, could've gotten two ladies for the same price.

Second pop on the house?

**CoverThyAss** · 03-09-23 14:45

Tldr:

I dodged a bait and switch and didn't come back after they called and begged me to for 5 minutes after I had already left. I'm a busy man that likes huge boobs and a good time and wanted a specific provider at a certain time but I would of lost respect for my self if I went back nor was my head in the right space for a no pants dance anymore. The girls were not happy I would not come back and there tone got worst and worst the longer the phone conversation went on before I hung up. I think I was completely professional during the entire experience. The conversation left me worried about consequential retaliation since they have my phone number.

Long Form:

Any one ever experienced consequential retaliation from a spa other then a response to a review? I set up a specific appointment with a specific girl the other day at a place I never been before. I arrived 25 minutes early to my appointment (and general spa opening) and texted about my arrival but didn't hear anything until I gave up at the 10 minutes early mark and headed to the spa. Another girl met me at door before I could even knock trying to represent her self as the girl I wanted but based on numerous reviews on this site and the other, extraordinary bust would of been my tell for who "my girl" should be. Having been bait and switched before I'm extremely sensitive to it as I run a couple businesses and have a life outside of work and my time to sneak a session in is very limited and has to be planned at least a week in advance. I asked "other girl" who was in a thick robe if she was "My Girl" at the door as it was too dark in the spa and the robe was too thick to analyze her body to which she said yes. I walked in and she disrobed as we both entered revealing a cocktail dress that showed the goods I needed to see. She failed my inspection (unless the lot of you are completely blind) and I held her feet to the fire that I knew who "my girl" was and she wasn't it. As "other girl" tried to convince me how good she was another girl (Other Girl 2) walked in from another room and told me "my girl" would be there 30-60 minutes later and that I should try one of the two girls presented to me now. I wasn't attracted to either and was too upset internally to care anymore and walked out without making a scene. I just told gently told them I will make another appointment with "my girl" later in the day during another day,. They didn't seem happy about it at all and both girls kept going on about how good they were and I should trust them as I kept walking out. I close the door behind me gently, make it to my vehicle, and drive off to work.

Not 5 minutes on my way to work the spa I just left calls me and tell me "my girl" is at the spa and tells me to come back. I declined with my head not being in that game anymore and trying to maintain my schedule as my day gets longer the longer I make my obligations wait. The girl that called me tried to tell me I misspoke "my girls" name and they thought I wanted somebody else which triggered my bullshit meter and my self off even more. I respectfully declined again to come back and told them I don't believe "my girl" was there and didn't want to waste any more of my time. The conversation was more of the same for a solid 5 minutes before I could get off the phone but I was as professional as possible. They seemed as if they were getting angrier and angrier as the conversation dragged but no bad words were spoken by either party.

In hindsight I think "my girl" was probably there all along and they overbooked her since "my girl" is probably the headliner and hey overbook her so they could let the other girls get action from guys who don't hold there own and give in which is shitty business tactics to me but whatever pays the bills I guess. Do any of you have alternate phone numbers or strategies for engaging in this interesting hobby?

**Grumpy30** · 03-08-23 23:11

Finally pulled the trigger and went out to try UFS, for the same charge as the other AMPs I got the shower table and the works, I heard before that there was extra for the shower but apparently not. I was greeted by this late 20's pretty lady and was walked into the room, I told her I wanted the FS and shower and asked for the donation. As I was on the table shower, I felt every nook and cranny of her glorious body, the slippery sensation of her boobs and legs gave my willy the jolt he needed. Gave me a little tease BBBJ in the shower and we continued into the room. She immediately went for the BBBJ, I kinda wanted a little massage but junior wasn't having it, she gave a 6-7/10 BBBJ, passable but not satisfied, maybe I'm just hella spoiled from all the love I'm getting from my TJ ladies. I asked if I can finish in her mouth and she was fine with it, did all the basic positions then when I was feeling I was about to pop I asked her to take the cover off and start blowing me. Took me another solid 10 mins of HJ and BBBJ before I popped it all in her mouth. The sight of her lips with a bit of cum drip made me horny again and asked for a second round. She was fine with it and gave her the ol' doggy and popped for the second time. Overall good experience but I'd rather spend my money in TJ, could've gotten two ladies for the same price.

**RolfTorren** · 03-08-23 13:50

Check out the images online of taken of the walls of Roman brothels in Pompeii. They could be simply erotic art but some suggest that a customer simply pointed at what he wanted and then went for it. This could be very useful if there was a language barrier. I've wanted to try something like this out with my faves here. Pull out your Iphone and show some gifs of different positions and then try them out together. I know at least one atf who would be down for that.

Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka [View Original Post]

For the first time, I actually had a parlor experience I desired. I showed Yumi a picture of what I wanted on my phone and she stated the rate. If they're in the early-late 20's, I normally do BBBJ and HJ only.

Massage was nice. Her body was perfect. Like a swan. The actress performed an oratory scene with me and I enjoyed. She resembled a girl I really like in my personal life so, it was a bit awkward but, fun. I look forward to this being one of my excuses to visit this region. For those of you who don't know, I'm relocating to Nevada. I was harassed by older women and unattractive women in this region so, I moved to a male oriented debaucheries city like Vegas. Where Young women are free to hustle as they please.

Scene: BBBJCIM.

Age: 25-30.

Pale Skin, huge breast, nice butt..

**Doretti** · 03-08-23 02:39

Walked in last month and met Linda, average looking Chinese girl and decided on one hour with TS. Decent shower then back to the room. Massage was meh and very little tease but the HJ on the flip was good. She only allowed OC touching and not above the waist. Funny thing was I really liked her. She seemed very kind and caring, so I decided to return about a week later to see if she might loosen up a bit. Nope. Well maybe just a little. As she was stroking my cock she propped her foot up on the table to give me full access to rub her pussy through her yoga pants. That was fun but not enough to get me to return again. 1 hr - 60/60.

Doretti.

**Jujuju1010** · 03-07-23 22:19

Heard a lot of good things about UFS so I decided to go check it out. I go in and an older woman opens the window and asks how long. I said an hour and she said wait a second and she'll let me right in. I wait a couple of minutes and the door opens, a cute short woman led me to my room and said she'll be right back. I get changed and lay on the table, in comes the first older woman. She starts kissing me and asking what I wanted, I told her I wanted the younger girl and she said ok wait a minute. Finally after a couple more minutes, in comes Yuli, a 5 foot nothing curvy girl with close to C or D boobs. She took off her top and I started feeling her up. They felt soft and could pass for natural. We went to the ts room and had probably the best ts I've ever had. The feeling of her soapy tits rubbing all over me felt amazing. Also gave a great BBBJ while I was just feeling up her body. Eventually we got cleaned up and went back to the room, won't go into too much detail but know that everyone left a happy camper. She said she was only staying a couple of weeks so definitely go check her out before it's too late.

**SurferSK** · 03-07-23 17:56

Originally Posted by SanDiegoNbr1 [View Original Post]

If you like big butt baddies you need to hit up gold spa on Ec Blvd. She's only there on Mondays, but she is a super baddie. If you want to know how she's build look up Ashely Corlina and she's built just like her. And very pretty too. I can't wait to go see her again.

What's the dmg for Gold Spa?

**SukijoSeiwaka** · 03-07-23 10:45

For the first time, I actually had a parlor experience I desired. I showed Yumi a picture of what I wanted on my phone and she stated the rate. If they're in the early-late 20's, I normally do BBBJ and HJ only.

Massage was nice. Her body was perfect. Like a swan. The actress performed an oratory scene with me and I enjoyed. She resembled a girl I really like in my personal life so, it was a bit awkward but, fun. I look forward to this being one of my excuses to visit this region. For those of you who don't know, I'm relocating to Nevada. I was harassed by older women and unattractive women in this region so, I moved to a male oriented debaucheries city like Vegas. Where Young women are free to hustle as they please.

Scene: BBBJCIM.

Age: 25-30.

Pale Skin, huge breast, nice butt.

Punctuality: Made an appointment and they took my info like a professionally ran establishment. No problems like other places in SD.

My only suggestion is: have standardized rates so there is no discussion of money. Example: a graphic picture with numbers next to it, pay the house and the performer is told the rate paid then performs scene, or put money on table and performer understands what scene to perform.

**SanDiegoNbr1** · 03-07-23 10:43

If you like big butt baddies you need to hit up gold spa on Ec Blvd. She's only there on Mondays, but she is a super baddie. If you want to know how she's build look up Ashely Corlina and she's built just like her. And very pretty too. I can't wait to go see her again.

**GrimOwls** · 03-07-23 10:28

Originally Posted by Sssrsl [View Original Post]

Hello, is this the erma spa on erma road? Also, what was the damage?

Yes it was that erma spa. Damage was the avg. 50 to the house and. 140 for the tip.

**TurnOvah** · 03-07-23 01:02

Originally Posted by PantherBa [View Original Post]

Did you guys meet Nico in 201 Healthy Spa? I just passed by this area, walked in, and Nico greeted me. She is so cute, sweet, and has a lively personality.

Nico is quite the looker, definitely one of the cuter providers that I have seen in a while. Massage was somewhat decent, and her soft hands felt great. She hit all the typical spots without much teasing until the very end. Even though there wasn't much teasing leading up, I figured she was going to be fun since she didn't mind my occasional upper leg touch. The flip came, and she motioned for a HJ, I told her that I would like more as I rubbed her inner thigh. A quick tip negotiation, then a pretty decent CBJ, as far as CBJ's go. Eye contact, she looked at me very sexy, she would periodically take it all the way and hold it there. It felt pretty amazing and looked pretty amazing as well. Standing Mish was fun. She has some decent B or C's that felt really nice. She could tell that I liked them and told me I should take them home with me and giggled. From Mish, I pushed her legs up and rolled her to her side for a bit before going in for my favorite, doggy. Got her up on the table for doggy so I could see all the angles with the help of the wall mirror. Nico really does have a nice figure and incredibly soft, smooth skin. From doggy, I had her just lay on her tummy while I took it home. At that point, I knew the end was near, and I just gave in.

Nico looks like the beauty queen girl from Kung Fu Hustle. Just sayin.

**MassageBros** · 03-06-23 17:44

Originally Posted by RichJ8991 [View Original Post]

One of the small out of the way joints on North side of Mission Gorge Road, before it turns east to Del Cerro and Santee. 3rd time I've been there, 40-something lady always greets at the door (did FS w / her the 1st time, last two have been other girls)..

Was it level 2? You found a unicorn? Don't leave clues. Hahaha.

**Grumpy30** · 03-06-23 16:18

Originally Posted by Lascivious [View Original Post]

TJ is no longer the value that it once was. Everything on both sides of the border is more expensive theses days-but you can no longer get two Hong Kong bar girls for the price of one UFS girl if you consider the overall price of a TJ trip. Parking, entry fee for a beer on weekends, room fee, tips, tips, tips. Not to mention the exorbitant fichas prices. Plus the hassle of getting in and out of Mexico. I havent been for a while. Its certainly a different adventure and well worth going, just not half as much $.

So I've been going to TJ recently, been there last Friday. I'm asking just short time stay, I got the passport I'd so I can walk back in to the US side skipping the whole fiasco of a line. The stay at the motels costs me around $20-$30 and the parking during weekdays is $10. I book the escort service (musas) to be exact and it only costs $250 for two ladies. So the price between that and the UFS table bath is pretty much the same. Considering all that, is UFS worth it compared to having two ladies basically treating you like a king? Thanks!