Massage Parlor Reports

**Traveler2468** · 03-06-23 15:09

I was in the Greenhills area last week for work so I decided to stop into this local massage joint. UHS Massage & Backwalk is a typical AMP. My masseuse was probably mid 40's to early 50's, but not bad really, typical skinny Asian lady. I opted for the hour, and the massage was actually pretty good, would give it a 7 out of 10. On the flip she gave me the nod, I gave the go ahead and she went to town for a decent, but nothing too exciting, HE. Despite the name, there was no backwalk at all. Overall it was worth the stop and would stop again next time I'm in the area. Normal damage 60/40.

**MarblesKyle** · 03-06-23 12:21

Originally Posted by Hooter12 [View Original Post]

With lower Kellog right around the corner. Shit area. Yes. Bad area.

If you get mugged in Columbia Tusculum or any of the "lower Kellogg" adjacent areas you are the biggest p*ssy on the planet. There are certainly some low rent areas with undesirables within a mile of the Precinct restaurant but are we talking about investing in property or personal safety when we say it's a sh*t area? I feel much less safe in probably 20 or more other neighborhoods in town.

YMMV I guess, I've had shady encounters in nicer areas but I'm in that part of town somewhat regularly, even sometimes late at night and I've never felt unsafe. Seen a few wandering addicts walking through parking lots but I've never been approached. Meanwhile, I can't walk 2 blocks even in the nice parts of OTR without someone trying to "holla at" me.

**HarleyRay420** · 03-04-23 14:44

Originally Posted by AlphaTek1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this one? https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/27a4...2-382d6a141da9.

The ad is relatively new and I'm a big proponent of supporting new / struggling local businesses, ya know?

The local has changed now it's says Windson Park East Austin so I would say it's a scam!

**WanderingAbout** · 03-04-23 11:05

Originally Posted by Vilnius [View Original Post]

Off-topic and all, but in what world is this not a great area? Not exactly a hotbed of drugs and crime, I don't think? Am I missing something?

Maybe Hooter12 is a Westsider and never crossed over the dmz to the Eastside? Jk.

**Hooter12** · 03-03-23 22:40

Originally Posted by AgelessSR [View Original Post]

At the Precinct, one of the most expensive restaurants in Ohio, the Meridian high rise Condos across the street and land that is sold by the square inch? Really, a bad area?

With lower Kellog right around the corner. Shit area. Yes. Bad area.

**Hooter12** · 03-03-23 22:33

Originally Posted by TapThat [View Original Post]

She is real.

Also, advertises on Listcrawler.

Never seen though.

Respends very quickly.

Someone responding doesn't make the person in the ad real.

**TapThat** · 03-03-23 18:19

Originally Posted by TomS1977 [View Original Post]

Looks fake / unreal, any info on this one. Thanks!

https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/dec7...9-03b054d228e2

She is real.

Also, advertises on Listcrawler.

Never seen though.

Respends very quickly.

**TomS1977** · 03-03-23 17:59

Looks fake / unreal, any info on this one. Thanks!

https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/dec7...9-03b054d228e2

**Member #6054** · 03-03-23 16:36

Originally Posted by Hooter12 [View Original Post]

I'd say you have a better chance of being struck by lightening 5 times in the same day than you meeting that girl in the ad. Plus shows delta Ave at Columbia parkway which isn't a great area. Try it but I'm quite confident you won't be meeting the girl in the ad.

At the Precinct, one of the most expensive restaurants in Ohio, the Meridian high rise Condos across the street and land that is sold by the square inch? Really, a bad area?

**Vilnius** · 03-03-23 13:41

Originally Posted by TapThat [View Original Post]

See the newest rate increase.

https://tryst.link/massage/goddessaphrodite

That is wild. Though I will say, I respect the drive, the confidence, and the setting up of installment plans. I would never pay that much, installments or no, but if she's going to charge that much, I think she's doing it the only way it might work.

**Vilnius** · 03-03-23 13:37

Originally Posted by Hooter12 [View Original Post]

Plus shows delta Ave at Columbia parkway which isn't a great area.

Off-topic and all, but in what world is this not a great area? Not exactly a hotbed of drugs and crime, I don't think? Am I missing something?

**Rm692** · 03-03-23 12:53

Originally Posted by BelowMe [View Original Post]

Went last night at 9:45. They have 3 girls now, Eva is the new younger one. Mimi and Linda were both busy but both came out when I arrived. I've seen Mimi many times and she asked that I take the new girl. Next time I'll walk. While she was cute and gave a really good CBJ the FS was lame. MISH only and just laid there. Massage was lame didn't even use oil with minimal teasing, very mechanical. I always get the full hour but she begged me to only do her because of the time. Mimi told her to do full hour so that could be why she was so lame but ill never do her again, I'll walk like I should have done and gone to Moon for a real massage.

I went in the other Sunday night had the exact same experience. I shouldn't listen to my little head as much as I do. But the experience did teach me that I really do like and want a good massage and tease leading bup to any fun.

**AlphaTek1** · 03-03-23 11:54

Originally Posted by Hooter12 [View Original Post]

I'd say you have a better chance of being struck by lightening 5 times in the same day than you meeting that girl in the ad. Plus shows delta Ave at Columbia parkway which isn't a great area. Try it but I'm quite confident you won't be meeting the girl in the ad.

I figured it was TGTBT but the details about location (Delta) made it unlikely to be a mass posting (like on escortalligator) and I couldn't find the photos used elsewhere via TinEye or Google Images so it seemed unlikely to be a scam. But for the reported asking for a deposit.

**Member #6054** · 03-03-23 10:32

Originally Posted by SimonPieMan [View Original Post]

I've been going there for 5 or 6 years also. I preferred the taller, skinny one. Her massage was always very good. What got me going was all the teasing she would do during the session. Combined with a prostate massage, the HE was usually pretty good. She even milked me a few times when I was on my knees. I got outed by the smaller one for posting on this board about my experiences. Since then, I was banned from any service, they were always "too beezy". I was able to get back in after scheduling an appointment under another name. My last two experiences over the past three months have been a mediocre massage with DIY only. She refused to touch Junior at all but had no problem sticking her finger in my ass.

On the same note, just down the street, it's been inconsistent with the "Breather" at Elegant Relax also.

Now, just two weeks ago, I had a decent experience with Yuyu at New Concept. Standard rates, okay massage and enthusiastic HE with UTC roaming up top.

As always, YMMV.

Simon.

Are they wearing masks, if so I will not go there or any other masked women. It is no longer necessary.

**SandMan2245** · 03-03-23 10:24

Originally Posted by BaddenBoy2020 [View Original Post]

99.9% chance that ad is fake / a scammer. I've seen some of those pictures used in other ads in the past. Never had them work out. Look at the format even, she is telling you about her hobbies in a massage ad? Who does that? Not bad grammar, but not written in a way that looks like it's a serious ad. Would be nice if it was real.

It was 100% a scammer. They had asked for payment up front. Obviously a sign and just now pulled the ad from rub md. Good riddance!