Massage Parlor Reports

**Sex Rohmer** · 03-01-23 18:38

Originally Posted by SexRohmer [View Original Post]

No worries. She does not have man hands. She does have a freakishly large clitoris, however.

Sorry, but I failed to deliver my attempt at humor. I was going to say "Don't worry. She does not have man hands, but she does have a penis. " but afraid the Admin would not have a sense of humor, so I tried to simply allude to it. I know nothing about this provider; it was a failed attempt at humor. Sorry to get some of you excited.

**Idk85** · 03-01-23 16:47

Originally Posted by DanteDk07 [View Original Post]

Thanks for clarifying. But what have you been to this independent kiki? Can you share any info?

No, it appears to be a new ad.

Therefore, it might be somebody new to the area; a scam ad; or somebody from the area that has rebranded herself.

**Member #6802** · 03-01-23 16:26

Originally Posted by SaTraveler [View Original Post]

TS good. Plenty of teasing and complete clean! THEN put me in the sauna do "dry off" - clearly does not know about sweat in sauna!.

Had similar experiences at 2 different AMPs. Put in sauna after TS. At least at Stafford Wellness she got me out before I started sweating.

Maybe it's new to them or they're under impression the sauna will loosen muscle tension without realizing a person will sweat. It'd be nice to be asked and able to decline. Some folks with underlying health conditions should avoid saunas.

They'll figure it out eventually.

**Member #6802** · 03-01-23 16:13

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Just curious, what did it take to get to that Freakishly Large Clit?

Her ad ranges from $100 to $260 with "No FS please" and no mention of tips. I've lived in Thailand and fucked a lot of pretty girls there including a TV actress. No way I'm paying $$. 6 just to suck on her clit and maybe get a BJ or HJ.

Enlighten me please, I'm interested.

If you learn about what it takes to see that large button, let me know. If it's reasonable, it'd be worth the drive from Woodbridge just to see and touch it. (Had experienced a girl with large clit decades ago and she was a blast.)

PM if you prefer.

**DanteDk07** · 03-01-23 14:50

Originally Posted by Idk85 [View Original Post]

Your link is for an independent.

He is talking about somebody at an AMP.

Thanks for clarifying. But what have you been to this independent kiki? Can you share any info?

**Member #6575** · 03-01-23 13:18

I was again in the area and decided to go back a second time -- proves it is dependent on the actual provider.

I asked at the door for NOT Summer as I wanted to try a second. " Coco" was introduced in the room -- OK tall body. Not as young as Summer but OK.

Saw Summer briefly on way to TS -- she had just competed a TS and was moving to the "massage".

TS good. Plenty of teasing and complete clean! THEN put me in the sauna do "dry off" - clearly does not know about sweat in sauna!

Good massage -- even some back walking -- no teasing at all. Even though I moved and lifted my ass around.

Moved to turn me over and then started hard sell -- FS was for sure available -- but I was not in the mood -- told her I would tip for HJ and poss BJ. Then she stood there waiting for me to go give her $$ -- I explained that tips here after. She repeatedly wanted to know how much I wanted to spend. To the point it ruined the mood. She eventually started an HJ but I had lost it and I could not complete.

Asked for Summer to finish and at least make something out of this charade -- she cheerily gave up and left -- Summer came in 2 minutes later -- immediately got naked. And was rubbing all over me and I am sure would have fucked me if I could have gotten it up -- but it was not to be -- she got me off with hands and a little mouth. Cleaned me up and said sorry so many times!!

House was 80 (I had given Coco 90 so she had already 10 tip) - and I gave Summer an extra 40 tip.

She wanted to know what had gone wrong and I explained that Coco had tried hard sell. Language was an issue but I think she got it.

Left with Summer and Madam apologizing profusely! I would go back to Summer. But not Coco.

All in all the place is VERY well appointed -- somebody spent some $$ setting the entire suite up. Hopefully they get their act together!

SA.

Originally Posted by SaTraveler [View Original Post]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22863549.html

I TOFT -- very new and clean -- not even a sign on the door!

Madam old -- took me back and I asked to see girl before staying -- tall and slim and pretty -- Summer Cling slip on and nice looking tits.

Opted for hour inc TS -- 80. Started me is a sauna to warm me up -- short -- couple of minutes -- while she warmed the TS.

Good thorough TS -- got all the parts and plenty of teasing.

Massage very good IMO -- allowed some OTC roaming but moved away during massage. Switched to light tickling and teasing.

On the turn she leaned down and asked what she could do for me -- I asked what was on the menu -- she indicated most things. We did not discuss amount -- I had another 140 with me and I asked for all.

She was soon naked and rubbing me all over -- some nice tease HJ -- then I a BJ start -- figured out she was putting the condom on and then she started to get on to ride -- I stopped her -- got off the table and she immediately got on the table sideways with legs open -- easy standing MISH -- good pounding.

I could not come in the condom and tried to remove it -- right away she got down and said no. I got back on the table and she finished me with a BBBJ to completion -- sort of BJ and hands -- good ending.

Good addition to the area -- the all see to be FS these days until uncle starts raiding again!

SA.

**Idk85** · 03-01-23 12:51

Originally Posted by DanteDk07 [View Original Post]

Is this the kiki you are talking about?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22949322.html

Your link is for an independent.

He is talking about somebody at an AMP.

**Scitor** · 03-01-23 11:33

Originally Posted by DecksDark987 [View Original Post]

Very kind of you and thanks so much for posting.

I tried Zenith in Ashburn and for a very legit massage with lots of flirting and a little touching from a 30 yo cutie named Coco. Excellent experience until the flip turned out to be self service. Sometimes you just have to play it out to know. Curious if their sister location in Herndon is the same. I popped in one day and was greeted by a hot Korean who was so flirty I thought she was going blow me in the lobby. Unfortunately, they were on an hour wait so I went right next door to New Star and spent some quality time with Kim. Exactly what I was looking for, so I forgot about Zenith in Herndon.

Exact same experience with Coco at Zenith. MMS at Herndon suggested her name but should've probably gone with Helen in Herndon. Coco is pretty legit but the massage is meh and too oily. She talks a little too much and a sales pitch for trying other girls at the location. Definitely not going back.

**DanteDk07** · 03-01-23 11:21

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

502 maple ave is one of my staples for AMPs. I've had a long tenure with MMS and her spas throughout the years. So when I stopped in complaining of back pain and wished to get a nice hour massage, I was greeted by a familiar face from over a year ago. Kiki. She worked at 83 at 3 and garnered a reputation as having some really big teddies. Soft, real, squishy Ds. Well she's made her return here at bodywork spa.

Kiki is a skilled masseuse and definitely helped loosen the knots in my back. Gave me a solid hour massage before turning me over and gracing me once again with those giant tits. I got to bang on those drums, nurse them back to health while she nursed junior with a soft and sensual HJ.

Paid $ total for the massage and tip and left a happy cAMPer.

Is this the kiki you are talking about?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22949322.html

**DanteDk07** · 03-01-23 11:01

Can anyone share some info on kiki. How big are her cans? They are nice? Big nipples? Is she really 28? Is she hot?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22949322.html

**Goombah69** · 03-01-23 08:06

Originally Posted by Somall [View Original Post]

I went there a few days ago. Very similar experience. Julie answered the door and took care of me. Great hard massage. She didn't stand far away or anything and her teasing before I turned over was great. No 4 hands for me, though. On the flip the top came off and for what turned out to be an extra. 8 the rest came off as well. It felt like too much to charge in my opinion (she wanted 1. Tits were a B cup but the body was nice. Overall the attitude was friendly but didn't sell me on being into it. I'm really looking for BBBJ, hopefully with CIM, and maybe CFS but not sure if they offer it. Anyone else have experience there? I'm not far away from there and could make it a regular stress reliever so I'd love to know if I should give it another shot. I've gone to independents for years and am new to AMPs so not sure what to expect.

I stopped by last week and met with Sunni. They only have a stand up shower so I opted for the hh. Halfway through the massage I wished I did the full hr. She was very nice and actually gave a nice massage. As I was laying face down I heard her top come off. When I flipped I was pleasantly pleased with what she had. Her shorts remained on and said "next time". She gave a brief BBBJ, not taking it very deep but it was nice with a great ending. I gave her. 8 for tip plus house fee. She is very cute, great personality and pleasant to talk to. Good luck and stay safe and treat her nice!

**FourNick8** · 02-28-23 23:32

Originally Posted by SexRohmer [View Original Post]

No worries. She does not have man hands. She does have a freakishly large clitoris, however.

Just curious, what did it take to get to that Freakishly Large Clit?

Her ad ranges from $100 to $260 with "No FS please" and no mention of tips. I've lived in Thailand and fucked a lot of pretty girls there including a TV actress. No way I'm paying $$. 6 just to suck on her clit and maybe get a BJ or HJ.

Enlighten me please, I'm interested.

**Sex Rohmer** · 02-28-23 22:25

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Saw this ad and thought about reaching out. But one of the pictures reminded me of a review from last August / September where one guy said she had "man hands" and might not be true Thai lady.

I plugged in a couple of key words to find those posts but came up empty.

Has anyone actually visited this provider and can verify she's a lady, and was visit worth price of admission?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22858219.html

No worries. She does not have man hands. She does have a freakishly large clitoris, however.

**Galleon** · 02-28-23 18:33

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Late 20's early 30's Latina. She is very native looking, not everyones preference. I find her attractive though. Good change from the 50 year old asians.

What does looking very native even mean? Never seen that expression before.

**JackGolfer53** · 02-28-23 17:02

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Saw this ad and thought about reaching out. But one of the pictures reminded me of a review from last August / September where one guy said she had "man hands" and might not be true Thai lady.

I plugged in a couple of key words to find those posts but came up empty.

Has anyone actually visited this provider and can verify she's a lady, and was visit worth price of admission?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22858219.html

She is and it was worth it. She warms up after the first visit.