Massage Parlor Reports

[OldSchoolGuy73]

I'm a good looking 50 year old man I get GFE for $180 all the time. These girls always say your my boyfriend or I'm your wife. Girl would rather fuck me for $180 then most of these dudes for $300.

I don't nickel and dime them I let them tell me what they want if a hot girl like Kim at HKPD said $350 she would get $350 from me but even with her being one of the hottest I've ever met and still talk with while she is back in Hawaii I asked he why she didn't sock it to me knowing I would pay and her same response I like to fuck just not fat men that is why some get good prices and some don't. So look in the mirror and ask yourself who should be paying who LOL.

Also Same age and when they walk in the room they're smiling from ear to ear. Don't even ask for the tip beforehand so always giving $160 yesterday she was so upset I came and wanted me to go longer.

[Jayp80]

I got her number but tried to line up an appointment. Starting asking a lot of questions. I answered truthfully. She than wanted 20 dollar deposit. Kept texting weird stuff. Didn't make sense. I kept asking for address of spa. Never gave straight answer. Kept making excuses that for her safety. She would not tell me. How you suppose to know where to go. Save your time and 20 dollars.

I added her on snap, she posted a video of herself wearing the tshirt of the massage place, everything checked out. Seems like a legit massage place that caters to women after they have cosmetic surgeries. She also posted a screenshot of some dude telling her he got her name from this board (with link to post) she also then claimed she only does legit massages. Haven't had a chance to connect yet.

[ConfuciusMan]

I previously posted her before but she was barely starting. She got a new permanent location in Logan Square. Add her on snap savionsworld or on ig Savionsmommy0101. Hit her up because she will reply faster and better . Have fun

I got her number but tried to line up an appointment. Starting asking a lot of questions. I answered truthfully. She than wanted 20 dollar deposit. Kept texting weird stuff. Didn't make sense. I kept asking for address of spa. Never gave straight answer. Kept making excuses that for her safety. She would not tell me. How you suppose to know where to go. Save your time and 20 dollars.

[ApplePiePussy]

I will guarantee that trying to nickel and dime these girls gets you less options / enthusiasm than paying them what they ask. Sure, there are times when the cost is too high but I'd just leave or settle for HJ rather than nickel and dime. The difference between $20/$40 bucks and a great or blah experience is a no brainer for me. Also when you get known by them as someone who pays / tips well it rewards in future visits. I swear for some of you guys part of the game seems to be seeing how cheap you can get serviced. That's fine. Different strokes for different folks. To me that's more of a SW mentality. But don't hate on guys who pay up for a better experience. Personally I like seeing how my money talks. Last time at 819 (a few months ago) while banging the girl in mish told her I wanted to nut on her face. She insisted that wasn't an option. Well, $60 later and guess what? Like, every time I read a review here where the girl was rude, shorted time, gave the jackhammer, in the back of my mind I wonder if it started with the guy nickel and diming.

This is why I've advocated for one of these agencies to open a high end location. Charge 260 and run it like Milk Massage in Orlando. I would never go anywhere else. Money attracts hotter talent. Right now we get the girls who can't stay busy in hotter markets. They come here with a clothespin on their nose.

[OF Charlie]

Hey all,

Walked by natural healers multiple times in the past 5 days and the lights were not on either time. No idea if anyone knows anything but figured I'd throw it in here.

I know the reviews by others (one by me) were not the best as girls had big time language barriers and terrible rub skills.

FWIW.

Might give comfy or ping a 2nd chance.

Booker's bf is in town from oversea, so she is spending time with him. The bf leaves this Sunday, so it should open back up Sunday or Monday.

As for the closing talk earlier, they will keep it open for now but they have also put it up for sale as well.

[Fit312]

Walked by natural healers multiple times in the past 5 days and the lights were not on either time. No idea if anyone knows anything but figured I'd throw it in here.

The Ambassador made a remark about it possibly closing down and I got no response when I rang the bell on a Sunday afternoon shortly thereafter.

[Lets Play 2]

I will guarantee that trying to nickel and dime these girls gets you less options / enthusiasm than paying them what they ask. Sure, there are times when the cost is too high but I'd just leave or settle for HJ rather than nickel and dime. The difference between $20/$40 bucks and a great or blah experience is a no brainer for me. Also when you get known by them as someone who pays / tips well it rewards in future visits. I swear for some of you guys part of the game seems to be seeing how cheap you can get serviced. That's fine. Different strokes for different folks. To me that's more of a SW mentality. But don't hate on guys who pay up for a better experience. Personally I like seeing how my money talks. Last time at 819 (a few months ago) while banging the girl in mish told her I wanted to nut on her face. She insisted that wasn't an option. Well, $60 later and guess what? Like, every time I read a review here where the girl was rude, shorted time, gave the jackhammer, in the back of my mind I wonder if it started with the guy nickel and diming.

At Mitsom I agree being generous pays off. When I had a regular place I walked in one time not realizing someone walked in right before me. When I walked in the MT was talking to him but looked at me and asked why I was late. Based on the look on her face I kept my mouth shut and didn't say anything about not having an appointment. Then she told him to come back in an hour and walked him to the door. As we were going to the back I told her I didn't have an appointment and she said I know but he's cheap and you're always good to us.

[Sfgop2A]

Prospect Heights, it's a private office in a commercial business area.

Do you think it's better than the Milwaukee / Irving Park location? I could do either, so just seeing if there is a preference on either location when it comes to privacy / parking / etc.

[OrdLover]

Since the two places on Irving Park and Kimball closed down. Does anyone with Lala contact knows where she is working out of now?

[Mitsom]

I never paid over $180 for everything and I mean never. Any of you not doing this are fools for wasting your money - $160-$180 even when the girl pays the house fee is still making what the apartment girls are making. Next time you go tell the girl $150 for everything and act like you'll leave and you'll get it for $150 - learn to negotiate and stop wasting your money on these cum dumpsters.

I will guarantee that trying to nickel and dime these girls gets you less options / enthusiasm than paying them what they ask. Sure, there are times when the cost is too high but I'd just leave or settle for HJ rather than nickel and dime. The difference between $20/$40 bucks and a great or blah experience is a no brainer for me. Also when you get known by them as someone who pays / tips well it rewards in future visits. I swear for some of you guys part of the game seems to be seeing how cheap you can get serviced. That's fine. Different strokes for different folks. To me that's more of a SW mentality. But don't hate on guys who pay up for a better experience. Personally I like seeing how my money talks. Last time at 819 (a few months ago) while banging the girl in mish told her I wanted to nut on her face. She insisted that wasn't an option. Well, $60 later and guess what? Like, every time I read a review here where the girl was rude, shorted time, gave the jackhammer, in the back of my mind I wonder if it started with the guy nickel and diming.

[JackStraw42]

What is the general area of the CLM location for "North Suburbs"? Trying to see if it's closer to go to there, or the Milwaukee / Irving Park location. Thanks!

Prospect Heights, it's a private office in a commercial business area.

[DanTheMan1010]

Hey all,

Walked by natural healers multiple times in the past 5 days and the lights were not on either time. No idea if anyone knows anything but figured I'd throw it in here.

I know the reviews by others (one by me) were not the best as girls had big time language barriers and terrible rub skills.

FWIW.

Might give comfy or ping a 2nd chance.

[Sfgop2A]

What is the general area of the CLM location for "North Suburbs"? Trying to see if it's closer to go to there, or the Milwaukee / Irving Park location. Thanks!

[GeneralObvious]

I had a long conversation with a Chinese MP who has been in Chicago for 9 years. We started reminiscing about different parlors and then I got sad and asked her what happened? There were so many hot Chinese girls working in Chicago around 2013 or so. She told me the reason they left was not the crime or weather or any other negative aspect of the city itself. But because the hobbyists here have a bad reputation of extreme frugality. It was not worth it to them. So they left for greener pastures.

Then guys will wonder where the few nice looking ones went. Get cheap, and there's your answer. Sadly, guys are proud of their stinginess. I'm glad I have the numbers and, in some cases, the addresses of some of the better ones. If you haven't figured it out yet, 312 and 216 are the same person. It makes sense when you think about it.

[DMichaels69]

Those were the good old days for sure.

I had a long conversation with a Chinese MP who has been in Chicago for 9 years. We started reminiscing about different parlors and then I got sad and asked her what happened? There were so many hot Chinese girls working in Chicago around 2013 or so. She told me the reason they left was not the crime or weather or any other negative aspect of the city itself. But because the hobbyists here have a bad reputation of extreme frugality. It was not worth it to them. So they left for greener pastures.