Massage Parlor Reports

[Mitsom]

I never paid over $180 for everything and I mean never. Any of you not doing this are fools for wasting your money - $160-$180 even when the girl pays the house fee is still making what the apartment girls are making. Next time you go tell the girl $150 for everything and act like you'll leave and you'll get it for $150 - learn to negotiate and stop wasting your money on these cum dumpsters.

I will guarantee that trying to nickel and dime these girls gets you less options / enthusiasm than paying them what they ask. Sure, there are times when the cost is too high but I'd just leave or settle for HJ rather than nickel and dime. The difference between $20/$40 bucks and a great or blah experience is a no brainer for me. Also when you get known by them as someone who pays / tips well it rewards in future visits. I swear for some of you guys part of the game seems to be seeing how cheap you can get serviced. That's fine. Different strokes for different folks. To me that's more of a SW mentality. But don't hate on guys who pay up for a better experience. Personally I like seeing how my money talks. Last time at 819 (a few months ago) while banging the girl in mish told her I wanted to nut on her face. She insisted that wasn't an option. Well, $60 later and guess what? Like, every time I read a review here where the girl was rude, shorted time, gave the jackhammer, in the back of my mind I wonder if it started with the guy nickel and diming.

[JackStraw42]

What is the general area of the CLM location for "North Suburbs"? Trying to see if it's closer to go to there, or the Milwaukee / Irving Park location. Thanks!

Prospect Heights, it's a private office in a commercial business area.

[DanTheMan1010]

Hey all,

Walked by natural healers multiple times in the past 5 days and the lights were not on either time. No idea if anyone knows anything but figured I'd throw it in here.

I know the reviews by others (one by me) were not the best as girls had big time language barriers and terrible rub skills.

FWIW.

Might give comfy or ping a 2nd chance.

[Sfgop2A]

What is the general area of the CLM location for "North Suburbs"? Trying to see if it's closer to go to there, or the Milwaukee / Irving Park location. Thanks!

[GeneralObvious]

I had a long conversation with a Chinese MP who has been in Chicago for 9 years. We started reminiscing about different parlors and then I got sad and asked her what happened? There were so many hot Chinese girls working in Chicago around 2013 or so. She told me the reason they left was not the crime or weather or any other negative aspect of the city itself. But because the hobbyists here have a bad reputation of extreme frugality. It was not worth it to them. So they left for greener pastures.

Then guys will wonder where the few nice looking ones went. Get cheap, and there's your answer. Sadly, guys are proud of their stinginess. I'm glad I have the numbers and, in some cases, the addresses of some of the better ones. If you haven't figured it out yet, 312 and 216 are the same person. It makes sense when you think about it.

[DMichaels69]

Those were the good old days for sure.

I had a long conversation with a Chinese MP who has been in Chicago for 9 years. We started reminiscing about different parlors and then I got sad and asked her what happened? There were so many hot Chinese girls working in Chicago around 2013 or so. She told me the reason they left was not the crime or weather or any other negative aspect of the city itself. But because the hobbyists here have a bad reputation of extreme frugality. It was not worth it to them. So they left for greener pastures.

[ApplePiePussy]

I can't get on board with treating these women as some lower class of human being.

I had a long conversation with a Chinese MP who has been in Chicago for 9 years. We started reminiscing about different parlors and then I got sad and asked her what happened? There were so many hot Chinese girls working in Chicago around 2013 or so. She told me the reason they left was not the crime or weather or any other negative aspect of the city itself. But because the hobbyists here have a bad reputation of extreme frugality. It was not worth it to them. So they left for greener pastures.

[Biliator]

Well, you have settled on what is going on here. The girl is still paying the house for a hhr appointment. She's just agreeing to take less money for her services and she will likely treat you like a jack shack customer.

I personally wouldn't do this. I pay the full fee and expect good service. If I don't get it, I make sure to tell mamasan that I won't be coming back and why. I make sure not to be rude. Being a "Karen" in this case has led me to get much better service on return visits.

I can't get on board with treating these women as some lower class of human being.

[TooFull]

I never paid over $180 for everything and I mean never. Any of you not doing this are fools for wasting your money - $160-$180 even when the girl pays the house fee is still making what the apartment girls are making. Next time you go tell the girl $150 for everything and act like you'll leave and you'll get it for $150 - learn to negotiate and stop wasting your money on these cum dumpsters.

Well, you have settled on what is going on here. The girl is still paying the house for a hhr appointment. She's just agreeing to take less money for her services and she will likely treat you like a jack shack customer.

I personally wouldn't do this. I pay the full fee and expect good service. If I don't get it, I make sure to tell mamasan that I won't be coming back and why. I make sure not to be rude. Being a "Karen" in this case has led me to get much better service on return visits.

[FuckIt216]

Problem with that if the house doesn't get theirs then they would stop arranging new girls to come. Remember Papa San in the North side in the beginning he always get some decent girls but now it always the same couple of girls. The "tips" all goes to the girls and the house doesn't see a dime of it. And the house fee is split between the girl and the house. Most of the time it is about 3/4 of house fee goes to the house and 1/4 goes to the girl.

With what I do the house still gets their fee for example if I pay they girl $160 she is still giving the house $50 and she makes $110.

That is more than she makes at the apartments -.

It works and I'll keep doing it I haven’t paid a house fee in a long time I go and tell them no massage how much for every rind they always and I means always start at $200 and I always settles between $140-$180 depending on how the girls looks.

[FuckIt216]

Any of you thinking of trying this, you will get burned. Any girl attempting to stiff the house will be fired, and blacklisted. I think this guy was on a bender all weekend, and was talking out of his rear end. These Archer avenue boys are just shills. Do you really think a supposedly hot 20 something is going to give you FS for $160? Not on your best day. Follow, other more reliable intel on here.

I never paid over $180 for everything and I mean never. Any of you not doing this are fools for wasting your money - $160-$180 even when the girl pays the house fee is still making what the apartment girls are making. Next time you go tell the girl $150 for everything and act like you'll leave and you'll get it for $150 - learn to negotiate and stop wasting your money on these cum dumpsters.

[Walker333]

I think it's possible if the girl is the mamasan or you're a regular that she knows will be 2 minutes in and out. I've been to BHC multiple times where the girl grabbed me by the wrist took me to the room, asked what I wanted we negotiate and she says ok, house fee and she takes that directly to the front. No way mgr is knowingly going to let the girl make money while the house gets nothing.

I personally have tried it a few times when I was short on time and just wanted a quicky. It worked only 2 times for L1 and L2. In both cases they were the owners and knew me well. With all other providers, who were employees, it didn't happen. They pretended that they didn't understand or just declined apologetically.

[CStrife7]

Just call and make an appointment with "Karly" then show up at your appointment time. She's looks Dominican and everyone else who works there is Thai. It shouldn't be that difficult to figure out if you've got the right girl. My go to check is that if she has a penis, its not Karly.

Lmao your go to check sounds like a pretty solid way of making sure, LOL than you for the piece of knowledge. I'm looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.

[CStrife7]

Pretty sure she is the only one there that is not Thai. She looks like a Dominican / Brazilian / Black mix. She is probably about 110 lbs, total spinner body. Usually dressed in tight leggings showing off her awesome ass and nipping like crazy through some sort of tank top. Also speaks good English. Should be pretty easy to know you got the right girl. Good luck banging that booty!!

Thank you! I'm looking forward to some fun with her tomorrow. Unfortunately she wasn't in today.

[Jayp80]

Any of you thinking of trying this, you will get burned. Any girl attempting to stiff the house will be fired, and blacklisted. I think this guy was on a bender all weekend, and was talking out of his rear end. These Archer avenue boys are just shills. Do you really think a supposedly hot 20 something is going to give you FS for $160? Not on your best day. Follow, other more reliable intel on here.

I think it's possible if the girl is the mamasan or you're a regular that she knows will be 2 minutes in and out. I've been to BHC multiple times where the girl grabbed me by the wrist took me to the room, asked what I wanted we negotiate and she says ok, house fee and she takes that directly to the front. No way mgr is knowingly going to let the girl make money while the house gets nothing.