Massage Parlor Reports

**WayneJWorld** · 02-23-23 18:01

Originally Posted by StripperTipper [View Original Post]

I'm on the fence about real pics. While I agree with Benz that we should walk away if there is an effort to deceive us, many ladies use photos that are a reasonable representation of them. I can think of 3 current advertisers off the top of my head. All 3 are very popular and no complaints about bad photos. 2 of those ladies have told me that it is a security thing. I get that and can accept as long as the photos are reasonably close. However, when I get to the door expecting a 106 pound blond spinner and a 300 pound brunette who needs a bath and to get sober opens the door, "sorry maam, I must have the wrong place". Or "hold on, I forgot the flour".

ST.

I agree with you 100%. It really comes down to the intent of the provider. When door opens and you say outloud "who the hell are you?" Then it is time to run. It is a discussion I'm having with a lady I no longer see. Pics are fake, upcharges, and unreasonable rates. She wonders why she can't make money. My response was your business model is built on fraud, no one likes to be taken advantage of, overcharged, and lied to. Hence no one is calling. Use real pics of at least the body, and drop price by 50% and you may get business. Her response was I'm not sticking a dick in my mouth for $200! And I say no one is sticking their dick in her mouth for $400. So she will continue nabbing the occasional sheep every once in a while.

**StripperTipper** · 02-23-23 17:21

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

If you arrive to see its not the girl in photos, learn how to walk away and show them that honesty matters.

A fake photo is usually the first lie, many others will follow.

They have mastered the art of deception and hoping your small head will fall for it. Learn to walk away.

Stay safe.

I'm on the fence about real pics. While I agree with Benz that we should walk away if there is an effort to deceive us, many ladies use photos that are a reasonable representation of them. I can think of 3 current advertisers off the top of my head. All 3 are very popular and no complaints about bad photos. 2 of those ladies have told me that it is a security thing. I get that and can accept as long as the photos are reasonably close. However, when I get to the door expecting a 106 pound blond spinner and a 300 pound brunette who needs a bath and to get sober opens the door, "sorry maam, I must have the wrong place". Or "hold on, I forgot the flour".

ST.

**Benz1** · 02-23-23 16:01

Originally Posted by FreeBeern [View Original Post]

Definitely was my problem with her. When you say walk away, do you go somewhere else? My problem is I get worked up and want a release even with a messy smelly woman, unless I can go somewhere else quick. I have a time window before I need to be home from 'working out at gym' so I need quicker option. Maybe a walk in place? I make mistakes but try to learn from them.

Just from my experiences, not expecting anyone to follow my plan A and B. Some members make a big deal about an opinion.

I have established a few Go to Girls. Getting a girl to answer your call isn't easy at first, the best way is getting to know them on a slow day like Tuesday when they have more time. Most of them are answering their phones by 11 am, room rent is due. Make sure they have stored your hobby name and number.

Remember when seeing someone new never plan for prime time appointments. When setting an appointment (with plan A) during off hours you can walk away and your go to girl (never tell her she is plan B) will probably be available as long as it isn't prime time.

**AspenWood** · 02-23-23 14:14

Originally Posted by BoomStick26 [View Original Post]

Hey all, what's the latest with Brit / BBU? She was always my goto when I was in GR and I'll be in town next week but I see there was alot of drama awhile back with potential surveillance at her new place? And seems like the whole bbu crew kind of fell apart? Would like to see her again but not sure if that's still a good idea? Anyone have a recent visit / thoughts on that? Much appreciated.

Hey, so yeah there was talk of cameras and personal information kept on some of the mongers who visited there, but as far as I heard, nobody was given the shake down and even though the camera stuff might be true, it just forced Brit to go more legit. She has gotten herself and a couple of the other girls more certifications to be more "legit" on paper. But the process hasn't really changed. Since all that drama, I've visited Brit and Sarah downtown and Lola down on 36th street with no problems. Brit doesn't actually "run" the girls anymore. They are all independent contractors so she doesn't keep tabs on them per se. Most of the crew fell apart. Jessi went off and started her own little business at a private incall on the west side of downtown with two other providers (I haven't seen the other two). Nikki is gone (sad day), Athena is now at the den, and I have no clue where Eris is or any of the rest of the girls. I do think I remember Raven is working at another parlor somewhere on the south side of town. Haven't heard from Reyna. And Cecilia never really schedules herself anymore so maybe she has gone legit?

Brit and Sarah and Lola are about the only ones left there that I know of. All great options, but it's a shell of what it once was as far as variety is concerned.

Aw.

**Member #6611** · 02-23-23 11:45

Hey all, what's the latest with Brit / BBU? She was always my goto when I was in GR and I'll be in town next week but I see there was alot of drama awhile back with potential surveillance at her new place? And seems like the whole bbu crew kind of fell apart? Would like to see her again but not sure if that's still a good idea? Anyone have a recent visit / thoughts on that? Much appreciated.

**HugeDk** · 02-23-23 08:34

Originally Posted by FreeBeern [View Original Post]

Definitely was my problem with her. When you say walk away, do you go somewhere else? My problem is I get worked up and want a release even with a messy smelly woman, unless I can go somewhere else quick. I have a time window before I need to be home from 'working out at gym' so I need quicker option. Maybe a walk in place? I make mistakes but try to learn from them.

Of how and why things have gotten where they are. The fakes, flakes, ripoffs are everywhere. Only because they are seeing it's working. She just made 200 and didn't have to do anything to herself. She and the next girl have just been emboldened to think wow you mean I don't even need to shave or shower or brush my teeth or pick up the mess or change the sheets from the last guy and someone will give me 200 for this flabby stinking body?

Unfortunately this is exactly why these kind of women exist. You and everyone who doesn't walk away created Frankenstein.

But if you must, yes, always have a AMP nearby as a plan B to go get one off quick. At least you have done the next best thing by reporting this kind of trash here so hopefully the next guy will avoid. So thanks for that.

**Gene2** · 02-22-23 15:31

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

If you arrive to see its not the girl in photos, learn how to walk away and show them that honesty matters.

A fake photo is usually the first lie, many others will follow.

They have mastered the art of deception and hoping your small head will fall for it. Learn to walk away.

Stay safe.

Definitely was my problem with her. When you say walk away, do you go somewhere else? My problem is I get worked up and want a release even with a messy smelly woman, unless I can go somewhere else quick. I have a time window before I need to be home from 'working out at gym' so I need quicker option. Maybe a walk in place? I make mistakes but try to learn from them.

**Member #6420** · 02-22-23 10:23

Anybody seen this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/485395811583

**Benz1** · 02-22-23 08:42

Originally Posted by FreeBeern [View Original Post]

I seen her couple months ago at her apartment. Says minimum cost is $150. Halfway to Zeeland. Apartment is dirty and smoky. Dirty halter top on with stomach rolls showing. She brings me to guest room with bed that has blanket covering it. No sheets. She asks for $150. She says that's just for massage. No happy ending or BJ or FS for that. I'm an idiot but I drove all this way and want to unload. I ask how much more? She says $100 more for HJ. $200 more for BJ. $300 more for FS. I tell her I only have $50 more and she says that's fine but then it's only half hour and HJ only but she will get nude. She gets nude and the whiff of three day old fish With burning plastic hits me. She starts on a massage and I just want to leave. So I start visualizing any other woman to get me in the mood. She has me flip and asks if I want to touch her goodies. I remind her I don't have any more money. I imagine my fingers smelling like landfill and I'm happy when she says that will have to wait. She starts taking dirty about me wanting her hot little box. I'm thinking of a box of hot garbage. But I'm a healthy heterosexual and any woman touching me with her hands and boobs will work magic. I've never been so happy to come early. I quickly dress and leave. She says bring more money next time. I stop at planet fitness on way home and shower. Scrubbing everything. And thinking I may need to leave hobby and just be happy with sympathy sex from wifey twice a month. So now you know why I'm afraid to leave reviews. I will get mocked. Just my second review. Been lurking here for five years. Finally took plunge. Be kind.

If you arrive to see its not the girl in photos, learn how to walk away and show them that honesty matters.

A fake photo is usually the first lie, many others will follow.

They have mastered the art of deception and hoping your small head will fall for it. Learn to walk away.

Stay safe.

**Ssmile** · 02-21-23 23:18

Originally Posted by MidwestHobby [View Original Post]

Anyone know who this is?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/747654102534

Seems different from the other new Memphis, who I thought was AA.

This is different Memphis. Pics are not her. She is shorter and heavier but not bad at all. Saw her a couple weeks ago. Works near Burton and Breton. $180 for hour. She got fully comfortable. Roaming allowed and said after she gets comfortable with you more is available, like daty, but no FS. Massage was basically just a light rub. Finish was about average. Not sure I would repeat.

**Gene2** · 02-21-23 18:55

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Also. Cheers to me for hitting senior status. Who should I celebrate with? Lots of great providers, but who would you choose to celebrate such a momentous occasion? I'm looking to try something new.

AW.

FKA Phoenix. Damn.

**Gene2** · 02-21-23 18:34

Originally Posted by SpartyOn1234 [View Original Post]

Good review. Thank you. Have seen her in the past and agree with your review. Nice rack and nice hands. Does anyone know if FS is an option with Angel?

I asked but I also take no for an answer and don't push, so I'm pretty weak in negotiations.

**JVisaGod** · 02-21-23 16:04

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Also. Cheers to me for hitting senior status. Who should I celebrate with? Lots of great providers, but who would you choose to celebrate such a momentous occasion? I'm looking to try something new.

AW.

Lexi looks hot Af from the pics.

**AspenWood** · 02-21-23 13:55

Also. Cheers to me for hitting senior status. Who should I celebrate with? Lots of great providers, but who would you choose to celebrate such a momentous occasion? I'm looking to try something new.

AW.

**AspenWood** · 02-21-23 13:44

Originally Posted by SlowRolling [View Original Post]

Any suggestions on providers who offer BBBJ CIM who ideally have no gag reflex? I'd love to end a massage with one. DM me if that's better.

I know Nikki formerly with BBU did this with me all the time. She really got into it and took it all. Sad she left BBU. Anyone know where I can find her these days? She was amazing. Raven-haired MILF with big green eyes and perfect curves, perfectly in shape, and a sultry voice. Beautiful ass and ripe tits.