Massage Parlor Reports

**Benz1** · 02-22-23 08:42

Originally Posted by FreeBeern [View Original Post]

I seen her couple months ago at her apartment. Says minimum cost is $150. Halfway to Zeeland. Apartment is dirty and smoky. Dirty halter top on with stomach rolls showing. She brings me to guest room with bed that has blanket covering it. No sheets. She asks for $150. She says that's just for massage. No happy ending or BJ or FS for that. I'm an idiot but I drove all this way and want to unload. I ask how much more? She says $100 more for HJ. $200 more for BJ. $300 more for FS. I tell her I only have $50 more and she says that's fine but then it's only half hour and HJ only but she will get nude. She gets nude and the whiff of three day old fish With burning plastic hits me. She starts on a massage and I just want to leave. So I start visualizing any other woman to get me in the mood. She has me flip and asks if I want to touch her goodies. I remind her I don't have any more money. I imagine my fingers smelling like landfill and I'm happy when she says that will have to wait. She starts taking dirty about me wanting her hot little box. I'm thinking of a box of hot garbage. But I'm a healthy heterosexual and any woman touching me with her hands and boobs will work magic. I've never been so happy to come early. I quickly dress and leave. She says bring more money next time. I stop at planet fitness on way home and shower. Scrubbing everything. And thinking I may need to leave hobby and just be happy with sympathy sex from wifey twice a month. So now you know why I'm afraid to leave reviews. I will get mocked. Just my second review. Been lurking here for five years. Finally took plunge. Be kind.

If you arrive to see its not the girl in photos, learn how to walk away and show them that honesty matters.

A fake photo is usually the first lie, many others will follow.

They have mastered the art of deception and hoping your small head will fall for it. Learn to walk away.

Stay safe.

**Ssmile** · 02-21-23 23:18

Originally Posted by MidwestHobby [View Original Post]

Anyone know who this is?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/747654102534

Seems different from the other new Memphis, who I thought was AA.

This is different Memphis. Pics are not her. She is shorter and heavier but not bad at all. Saw her a couple weeks ago. Works near Burton and Breton. $180 for hour. She got fully comfortable. Roaming allowed and said after she gets comfortable with you more is available, like daty, but no FS. Massage was basically just a light rub. Finish was about average. Not sure I would repeat.

**Gene2** · 02-21-23 18:55

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Also. Cheers to me for hitting senior status. Who should I celebrate with? Lots of great providers, but who would you choose to celebrate such a momentous occasion? I'm looking to try something new.

AW.

FKA Phoenix. Damn.

**Gene2** · 02-21-23 18:34

Originally Posted by SpartyOn1234 [View Original Post]

Good review. Thank you. Have seen her in the past and agree with your review. Nice rack and nice hands. Does anyone know if FS is an option with Angel?

I asked but I also take no for an answer and don't push, so I'm pretty weak in negotiations.

**JVisaGod** · 02-21-23 16:04

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Also. Cheers to me for hitting senior status. Who should I celebrate with? Lots of great providers, but who would you choose to celebrate such a momentous occasion? I'm looking to try something new.

AW.

Lexi looks hot Af from the pics.

**AspenWood** · 02-21-23 13:55

Also. Cheers to me for hitting senior status. Who should I celebrate with? Lots of great providers, but who would you choose to celebrate such a momentous occasion? I'm looking to try something new.

AW.

**AspenWood** · 02-21-23 13:44

Originally Posted by SlowRolling [View Original Post]

Any suggestions on providers who offer BBBJ CIM who ideally have no gag reflex? I'd love to end a massage with one. DM me if that's better.

I know Nikki formerly with BBU did this with me all the time. She really got into it and took it all. Sad she left BBU. Anyone know where I can find her these days? She was amazing. Raven-haired MILF with big green eyes and perfect curves, perfectly in shape, and a sultry voice. Beautiful ass and ripe tits.

**Sparty On 1234** · 02-21-23 13:27

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

Good work FB! Appreciate the review on a less reviewed provider.

SS.

Good review. Thank you. Have seen her in the past and agree with your review. Nice rack and nice hands. Does anyone know if FS is an option with Angel?

**SlowRolling** · 02-21-23 09:00

Any suggestions on providers who offer BBBJ CIM who ideally have no gag reflex? I'd love to end a massage with one. DM me if that's better.

**StevesMilin** · 02-21-23 08:11

Originally Posted by Freebeern [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...t/463193116864

Good evening all. I'm long time lurker here finally joined so I can search and need to pay back great reviewers with some of mine. Sorry to say I never joined out of fear I'd be mocked in my reports. But I learned from you so I am just jump in. I seen lots of girls but figure I start with some not written much about. 1st up is Angel. She's middle aged AA with nice rack and touch. Wants $200 for hour massage includes tip with prostate play and CBJ and Russian finish. CBJ was different because she used a latex glove. But Russian was great. She laid on table and let me be on top for finish with her nude except for panties. She's a smoker so there is some smell but not enough to get on my skin or clothes. So it was fine going home from there. How'd I do on first review?

Good work FB! Appreciate the review on a less reviewed provider.

SS.

**JVisaGod** · 02-21-23 00:03

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Are any of those pictures real?

Luxe has never used fake pics. They might be a few years old but the girls are all the same as the pics.

**MidwestHobby** · 02-20-23 23:38

Anyone know who this is?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/747654102534

Seems different from the other new Memphis, who I thought was AA.

**Gene2** · 02-20-23 20:47

Originally Posted by Bham07 [View Original Post]

Quite the look. Any knowledge gents?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/173754746371

I seen her couple months ago at her apartment. Says minimum cost is $150. Halfway to Zeeland. Apartment is dirty and smoky. Dirty halter top on with stomach rolls showing. She brings me to guest room with bed that has blanket covering it. No sheets. She asks for $150. She says that's just for massage. No happy ending or BJ or FS for that. I'm an idiot but I drove all this way and want to unload. I ask how much more? She says $100 more for HJ. $200 more for BJ. $300 more for FS. I tell her I only have $50 more and she says that's fine but then it's only half hour and HJ only but she will get nude. She gets nude and the whiff of three day old fish With burning plastic hits me. She starts on a massage and I just want to leave. So I start visualizing any other woman to get me in the mood. She has me flip and asks if I want to touch her goodies. I remind her I don't have any more money. I imagine my fingers smelling like landfill and I'm happy when she says that will have to wait. She starts taking dirty about me wanting her hot little box. I'm thinking of a box of hot garbage. But I'm a healthy heterosexual and any woman touching me with her hands and boobs will work magic. I've never been so happy to come early. I quickly dress and leave. She says bring more money next time. I stop at planet fitness on way home and shower. Scrubbing everything. And thinking I may need to leave hobby and just be happy with sympathy sex from wifey twice a month. So now you know why I'm afraid to leave reviews. I will get mocked. Just my second review. Been lurking here for five years. Finally took plunge. Be kind.

**Gene2** · 02-20-23 18:30

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...t/463193116864

Good evening all. I'm long time lurker here finally joined so I can search and need to pay back great reviewers with some of mine. Sorry to say I never joined out of fear I'd be mocked in my reports. But I learned from you so I am just jump in. I seen lots of girls but figure I start with some not written much about. 1st up is Angel. She's middle aged AA with nice rack and touch. Wants $200 for hour massage includes tip with prostate play and CBJ and Russian finish. CBJ was different because she used a latex glove. But Russian was great. She laid on table and let me be on top for finish with her nude except for panties. She's a smoker so there is some smell but not enough to get on my skin or clothes. So it was fine going home from there. How'd I do on first review?

**TwoSwizzle** · 02-20-23 14:44

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Are any of those pictures real?

I've seen a couple of them in person and there pics are real. However be ready to open your wallet. $100 for the massage. $120 to $400 for custom massage.