Escort Reports

**Shock55** · 02-20-23 22:24

I know her by Sam. She was in Bowie for a while staying with her grandmother and I saw her a couple times. She advertised then on STG. First few times I saw her, she didn't look bad. Last time I saw her the dope had done her in. She was wacked out, skinny as a rail and the classic user signs all over her. I gave her 20 to get rid of her (had picked her up for car) as I couldn't do it. She's texted me a few times since and I asked her for pics and got one last week as she said she was cleaned up, but had bandaids on one hand and hid the other behind her back. She's still buried in dope. Not sure if she was trying to set you up or what have you. She never had a handler before, but doesn't mean she doesn't now. Either way, she's probably not a great find at this time.

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

Set something up with Layla late Saturday afternoon to avoid check out time related issues. No reviews. Seen her ad for a while with the same number ending with 8111. Low end hotel with an 8 in the name. Laurel / Jessup area. She asked me to contact her when I was 10 minutes away. Spoke on the phone when I was close by. Told me to text when I got to the parking lot. When I arrived, she told me she needed a few more minutes as she just got out of the shower. Told her I was going to head to the Exxon up the street to get a drink. I never like waiting in parking lots. 20 minutes goes by no text. I sent her a message telling her I'm going to leave the area. About 30 minutes later, I get a text, saying her phone died, and she fell asleep. I get it stuff happens. Girls over book. It's all part of the game.

I'm over at the McDonald's grabbing a bite to eat before my trip home. So it's no big deal to go back. Didn't realize there is a prison across the street. I don't respond Immediately back to her so she calls my phone number. We talk on the phone a little bit. I'm suspicious She has a handler because of the hotel and the activity I saw going on outside when I arrived. She apologizes for the mistake. I tell her it's no big deal it happens and I'm on my way back to the hotel. Tells me to text her when I get to the parking lot.

When I get back to the hotel, I tell her the clothes I'm wearing and I'm standing outside of my truck. She doesn't respond back in a timely manner. I try to buy some time by pretending to look through my truck. Still no text. I get in my truck to leave in my phone rings again. I ask her if she's playing games she said she was on the phone with her family. At this point I'm really suspicious of what's going on. I try to Prolong the phone conversation to see if she's wasted, but she sounds very sober. When I ask her for the room number, it sounded like in the background. I heard a guy telling her to send me to the steps that lead to the bottom two hotel rooms. If you've ever been to this hotel, you'll know what I'm talking about.

At this point I'm thinking setup or robbery. I would highly suggest proceeding with caution. There's a possibility I'm wrong but there's way too many red flags. The guy whispering in the background made it sound extremely dangerous. Think with the big head.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2405748111#.

**BusterHymen55** · 02-20-23 18:46

Originally Posted by DmvTrickGawd [View Original Post]

Good on you for thinking with the big head on this one. It's was definitely a set up. I have a rule of thumb. I text when I'm 5-10 minutes away and if I don't hear from them by the time I get to the hotel, I text again and white 5 Minutes. NEVER wait longer than you plan on being there. Your time is just as valuable as theirs. It's amazing how many's girls put "Time wasters will be blocked" in their ad and be the main ones wasting time. Stay safe out there fellas.

Solid advice DMV. My rule of thumb was 10 - 15 minutes MAX once I arrived at my destination! I don't play games with these chicks nor do I tolerate any bullshit from them. When we agree on a time, I expect to be them very prompt like myself. In all of my years of mongering, only twice have I ever been late with a date but I always gave them a heads up and shot them a text to let them know what the situation was. Like others have mentioned, I don't like waiting in parking lots as it attracts unwanted attention. Obvious w*h*o*r*e mongering is obvious. After the 10 - 15 minute window is up, I tell them I'm leaving and I don't appreciate them wasting my time.

Of Course they always seem to text back about 20 minutes later saying they are very sorry, fell asleep, accidentally turned the phone off, (insert whatever excuse) and they tell me to come back. I tell them if I do I'm deducting $20 from our agreed price to cover my gas expenses but more importantly time. Most of them didn't have a problem with that. It never ceases to amaze me how many times I read on here from other forum members who literally wait for like 1 - 2 hours!! I'm like WTF? Ain't no pussy worth that much. Move on and go find another date! Plenty of fish in the sea! (no pun intended). Worst case scenario, go home and jack off to some porn and the be glad afterwards that you saved at least $100 (on average) and still got your nut!

**DmvTrickGawd** · 02-20-23 12:05

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

Set something up with Layla late Saturday afternoon to avoid check out time related issues. No reviews. Seen her ad for a while with the same number ending with 8111. Low end hotel with an 8 in the name. Laurel / Jessup area. She asked me to contact her when I was 10 minutes away. Spoke on the phone when I was close by. Told me to text when I got to the parking lot. When I arrived, she told me she needed a few more minutes as she just got out of the shower. Told her I was going to head to the Exxon up the street to get a drink. I never like waiting in parking lots. 20 minutes goes by no text. I sent her a message telling her I'm going to leave the area. About 30 minutes later, I get a text, saying her phone died, and she fell asleep. I get it stuff happens. Girls over book. It's all part of the game.

I'm over at the McDonald's grabbing a bite to eat before my trip home. So it's no big deal to go back. Didn't realize there is a prison across the street. I don't respond Immediately back to her so she calls my phone number. We talk on the phone a little bit. I'm suspicious She has a handler because of the hotel and the activity I saw going on outside when I arrived. She apologizes for the mistake. I tell her it's no big deal it happens and I'm on my way back to the hotel. Tells me to text her when I get to the parking lot.

When I get back to the hotel, I tell her the clothes I'm wearing and I'm standing outside of my truck. She doesn't respond back in a timely manner. I try to buy some time by pretending to look through my truck. Still no text. I get in my truck to leave in my phone rings again. I ask her if she's playing games she said she was on the phone with her family. At this point I'm really suspicious of what's going on. I try to Prolong the phone conversation to see if she's wasted, but she sounds very sober. When I ask her for the room number, it sounded like in the background. I heard a guy telling her to send me to the steps that lead to the bottom two hotel rooms. If you've ever been to this hotel, you'll know what I'm talking about.

At this point I'm thinking setup or robbery. I would highly suggest proceeding with caution. There's a possibility I'm wrong but there's way too many red flags. The guy whispering in the background made it sound extremely dangerous. Think with the big head.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2405748111#.

Good on you for thinking with the big head on this one. It's was definitely a set up. I have a rule of thumb. I text when I'm 5-10 minutes away and if I don't hear from them by the time I get to the hotel, I text again and white 5 Minutes. NEVER wait longer than you plan on being there. Your time is just as valuable as theirs. It's amazing how many's girls put "Time wasters will be blocked" in their ad and be the main ones wasting time. Stay safe out there fellas.

**Dobson** · 02-20-23 10:51

Originally Posted by Derrick1984 [View Original Post]

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...more/115632121

Saw her ad and I remember her from her camper days in Severn years ago. I read somewhere that she died so with all the scams and things in this area I was skeptical at first. I reached out and she sent a verification picture to confirm it was her. I remember she use to let me do literally anything to her for 60 so I got the address and headed out. I get to her room and when she opens the door I was shocked. It was her but she has gained atleast 70 pounds, teeth are disgusting / rotten, and she is bruised and swollen all over. She must have noticed my expression and starts explaining her situation and how she got in such a state. I'm strongly considering leaving but decided to try and go through with it mainly for old times sake. Her personality was and always has been cool with me so I got to give her that. She starts with a enthusiastic BBBJ but I can't get her looks out of my mind and a few minutes into I just give up. I told her I wasn't in the mood and started getting ready to go. She asked was it due to her physical appearance like she knew what she was doing with the old pictures. She offers me a free future session on my way out. I hate to say this about anyone but I wouldn't see her again looking like she did. On the upside she is cheap and willing to negotiate but physically she was disgusting IMO. Her personality was cool which is the only upside to this encounter. Damage was 75.

I wondered about that ad. Saw that she's "back from the dead" but wasn't sure if it was just a scam. Too bad about how she fell completely apart. I agree, she'd let you do nearly anything. Won't be checking her out again, though. Thanks for the report.

Dobson.

**Member #6915** · 02-20-23 10:25

Set something up with Layla late Saturday afternoon to avoid check out time related issues. No reviews. Seen her ad for a while with the same number ending with 8111. Low end hotel with an 8 in the name. Laurel / Jessup area. She asked me to contact her when I was 10 minutes away. Spoke on the phone when I was close by. Told me to text when I got to the parking lot. When I arrived, she told me she needed a few more minutes as she just got out of the shower. Told her I was going to head to the Exxon up the street to get a drink. I never like waiting in parking lots. 20 minutes goes by no text. I sent her a message telling her I'm going to leave the area. About 30 minutes later, I get a text, saying her phone died, and she fell asleep. I get it stuff happens. Girls over book. It's all part of the game.

I'm over at the McDonald's grabbing a bite to eat before my trip home. So it's no big deal to go back. Didn't realize there is a prison across the street. I don't respond Immediately back to her so she calls my phone number. We talk on the phone a little bit. I'm suspicious She has a handler because of the hotel and the activity I saw going on outside when I arrived. She apologizes for the mistake. I tell her it's no big deal it happens and I'm on my way back to the hotel. Tells me to text her when I get to the parking lot.

When I get back to the hotel, I tell her the clothes I'm wearing and I'm standing outside of my truck. She doesn't respond back in a timely manner. I try to buy some time by pretending to look through my truck. Still no text. I get in my truck to leave in my phone rings again. I ask her if she's playing games she said she was on the phone with her family. At this point I'm really suspicious of what's going on. I try to Prolong the phone conversation to see if she's wasted, but she sounds very sober. When I ask her for the room number, it sounded like in the background. I heard a guy telling her to send me to the steps that lead to the bottom two hotel rooms. If you've ever been to this hotel, you'll know what I'm talking about.

At this point I'm thinking setup or robbery. I would highly suggest proceeding with caution. There's a possibility I'm wrong but there's way too many red flags. The guy whispering in the background made it sound extremely dangerous. Think with the big head.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2405748111#.

**Derrick1984** · 02-20-23 09:47

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...more/115632121

Saw her ad and I remember her from her camper days in Severn years ago. I read somewhere that she died so with all the scams and things in this area I was skeptical at first. I reached out and she sent a verification picture to confirm it was her. I remember she use to let me do literally anything to her for 60 so I got the address and headed out. I get to her room and when she opens the door I was shocked. It was her but she has gained atleast 70 pounds, teeth are disgusting / rotten, and she is bruised and swollen all over. She must have noticed my expression and starts explaining her situation and how she got in such a state. I'm strongly considering leaving but decided to try and go through with it mainly for old times sake. Her personality was and always has been cool with me so I got to give her that. She starts with a enthusiastic BBBJ but I can't get her looks out of my mind and a few minutes into I just give up. I told her I wasn't in the mood and started getting ready to go. She asked was it due to her physical appearance like she knew what she was doing with the old pictures. She offers me a free future session on my way out. I hate to say this about anyone but I wouldn't see her again looking like she did. On the upside she is cheap and willing to negotiate but physically she was disgusting IMO. Her personality was cool which is the only upside to this encounter. Damage was 75.

**ShadowBK** · 02-19-23 20:14

Those neighbors should mind their own business IMO.

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads up on eroticportal. I will check that out when I get a chance. I just registered with ISG but truth be told, it's about as useful as tits on a boar hog! Totally dead! Only two posts in the last 3 years and no updates. What really shocks and surprises me to some extent, is there are several escort websites (posted a couple of them on here myself) that are legit and one would think there would be many reports on dates, scams, etc! But just the complete opposite. If I find any decent talent here (Cyprus) or in Greece, I will definitely let my Baltimore / DMV brethren know about it!

I don't know why Cyprus isn't popular with wh*oremongers. I'm guessing the lack of options due to small size compared to Greece and other countries or there is a perception that Cyprus has a poor sex scene.

**Itfcd** · 02-19-23 19:06

Originally Posted by UVAHooCru99 [View Original Post]

Wow I need a second on this. No offense. If I'm and bmore this weekend absolutely seeing her between the ad and your review that's unicorn territory LOL. Now everyone is going to ask for same service and price with her you realize this right? She's going to need a secretary to answer calls LOL.

I saw her and let the little head take over and hit it, too. She asked 150 more for me instead of 100, though, and wouldn't go raw (actually kind of chided me for it without being exactly rude). She's hot and into it and does give really good head, too, but she's definitely got more going on in the way of potential problems.

I had to send the remaining money electronically, and I had to send it to someone else who seemed to be some guy's account, since they talked on the phone 2 x about it (and I'm pretty sure the guy came by later, these cut-rate wannabes must all get their hoodies from the same rack at TJ Maxx), and that kind of squicked me out a bit. Plus, there was a kid in another room of the house, too.

But the real kicker is that her neighbors know what is going on, and one of them came and loudly announced they were taking photos of anyone going in and out of the house. That's a little too much going on for me to think about repeating, at least there. If she wasn't working with a handler and attracted less attention, she'd be worth the head. But I'll stick to "slide inside" when she's in Laurel, I think.

**BusterHymen55** · 02-19-23 16:11

Originally Posted by ShadowBK [View Original Post]

Stuff I read on ISG and linked Greek websites like eroticportal.com. I never been to Greece, but I would like to go there in the future.

Thanks for the heads up on eroticportal. I will check that out when I get a chance. I just registered with ISG but truth be told, it's about as useful as tits on a boar hog! Totally dead! Only two posts in the last 3 years and no updates. What really shocks and surprises me to some extent, is there are several escort websites (posted a couple of them on here myself) that are legit and one would think there would be many reports on dates, scams, etc! But just the complete opposite. If I find any decent talent here (Cyprus) or in Greece, I will definitely let my Baltimore / DMV brethren know about it!

**ExpresSurvey** · 02-19-23 15:28

Gentlemen,

If anyone has a medium-high end provider that will do doubles with me (Male / Female / Male), I would highly appreciate it. Greek / DP is a plus but not a requirement.

No Elkridge 2 star girls. I love them. But not for this. I have a good buddy of mine coming to town and we have a history with this. I just haven't established a relationship with any girls to this level yet.

Thanks.

**ShadowBK** · 02-19-23 14:59

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

Well, I've got family over there and will definitely be paying a visit in the very near future! Hopefully sooner rather than later! Only a 45 minute flight across the sea! (if even that). Definitely will check out the sex scene. Just like Thailand, very little or no jobs especially for females so they turn to prostitution. When you say past research are you talking from personal experience or from what you read? Have you personally been to both Cyprus and Greece? I read somewhere an article that was dated 2015 prostitutes in Greece would offer you sex for merely the price of a sandwich because the economy was real bad. Not sure if that's the case or not anymore but hopefully I get to sample some of that talent very soon. But in the meantime, I can't really complain because I've had a few high quality escorts over here from many different nationalities only charging $50 - $100 HH and the majority of them with decent menus and good service.

Stuff I read on ISG and linked Greek websites like eroticportal.com. I never been to Greece, but I would like to go there in the future.

**BusterHymen55** · 02-19-23 14:31

Originally Posted by OldChineseGuy [View Original Post]

You can read my review of Thens in ISG. Cheap but you get what you pay for. IMHO, escorts in Portugal are much better value for money than Germany or Greece. You get some Russians in Greece, mostly Romanians in Germany and many Brazilians in Portugal.

Thanks for the heads up on ISG. I guess my user ID and password don't work over there. I will just lurk and browse for the time being. I did take a quick gander in the Cyprus section and damn! Only two posts in the last 3 years on that thread! I will check out Greece as well. If I save up enough money I just might take a trip to Portugal! We've got lots of Romanians and Russians in Cyprus too.

**Old Chinese Guy** · 02-19-23 13:34

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

Well, I've got family over there and will definitely be paying a visit in the very near future! Hopefully sooner rather than later! Only a 45 minute flight across the sea! (if even that). Definitely will check out the sex scene. Just like Thailand, very little or no jobs especially for females so they turn to prostitution. When you say past research are you talking from personal experience or from what you read? Have you personally been to both Cyprus and Greece? I read somewhere an article that was dated 2015 prostitutes in Greece would offer you sex for merely the price of a sandwich because the economy was real bad. Not sure if that's the case or not anymore but hopefully I get to sample some of that talent very soon. But in the meantime, I can't really complain because I've had a few high quality escorts over here from many different nationalities only charging $50 - $100 HH and the majority of them with decent menus and good service.

You can read my review of Thens in ISG. Cheap but you get what you pay for. IMHO, escorts in Portugal are much better value for money than Germany or Greece. You get some Russians in Greece, mostly Romanians in Germany and many Brazilians in Portugal.

**BusterHymen55** · 02-19-23 07:39

Originally Posted by ShadowBK [View Original Post]

You ever been to Greece? The sex scene is much bigger (and better) than in Cyprus based on past research.

Well, I've got family over there and will definitely be paying a visit in the very near future! Hopefully sooner rather than later! Only a 45 minute flight across the sea! (if even that). Definitely will check out the sex scene. Just like Thailand, very little or no jobs especially for females so they turn to prostitution. When you say past research are you talking from personal experience or from what you read? Have you personally been to both Cyprus and Greece? I read somewhere an article that was dated 2015 prostitutes in Greece would offer you sex for merely the price of a sandwich because the economy was real bad. Not sure if that's the case or not anymore but hopefully I get to sample some of that talent very soon. But in the meantime, I can't really complain because I've had a few high quality escorts over here from many different nationalities only charging $50 - $100 HH and the majority of them with decent menus and good service.

**ShadowBK** · 02-18-23 19:40

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

Well so far, so good fellas! My third straight successful date here since I moved to Cyprus about 6 months ago. There are several different escort sites very similar to listcrawler over here with the biggest difference being most of the ads are legit and spam or fake ones are at a bare minimum. The easiest and best way that you know you are getting the girl in the ad is because they will put "verified photos" on her ad. Basically meaning they are indeed the lady in the pictures. Most of the ads have it on them.

Today I saw Elyssa! French bombshell visiting the island! She was even better looking than her pics! Perfect meaty body (big boned) and a C-Section scar which actually turned me on. Cleaned, shaved, box with no odor. Wore red glossy lipstick, nice perfume, freshly showered, and kitty tasted like sweet nectar from the gods!

I sucked on her snatch for a good 15 minutes in 69 position. Everything was covered. Fine by me! I'm starting to learn to do without bare. Believe me, with these hot ass chicks it doesn't really matter and most of them are very adamant about it. We did mish and K9. She asked me if she could finish me off with an oiled handjob. I told her yes.

So I laid on my back and she poured tons of baby oil on my rod and jacked me off for the grand finale! Even let me play with her snatch and shove my finger in her until I exploded. Must say that was one of the most intense orgasms I've had in a while. Better than those stinky, wretched Baltimore skanks ever could! Damage was 70 Euros (almost the equivalent of $70) for 30 minutes!

https://www.bazaraki.com/adv/4426261_elyssa/

You ever been to Greece? The sex scene is much bigger (and better) than in Cyprus based on past research.