Massage Parlor Reports

**ShellyBelli** · 02-19-23 01:55

Been to Royal a couple times had Joy the first time she made my experience really nice. Second time was with a sexy black lady forgot her name wasn't as good as joy. Would recommend Joy. I need to try Saisha cause I have heard good things. I'm thinking of expanding my search for great spots. Haven't had Milan yet don't really know her location like that. I'm sure I can search the forums and figure it out. Haven't tried luxe either. I want to drop $$$ bucks next week for a great experience, just don't know who to try yet.

**Gene2** · 02-18-23 16:30

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

Looking some information about Lexi at Luxe seems sexy from the pictures!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/548642734929

I've not experienced her. Nor did I find any reports here about her specifically. All reports about girls at Luxe state that they are all gorgeous women, so it seems reasonable that Lexi would be as well. Of course, all reports also state that the cost is much higher than what is available with CJ, Lauren, Nola, Brandy, or Dallas.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/922428926361

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/444210574075

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...james/50272199

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/dallas/53504846

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/595142794797

So many good options I just listed there. Perhaps there are others who feel the quantum leap in cost for Luxe ladies has merit, but I've not read such, short of the "nice to have variety, but I'll save money by going to the Den next time" response. Maybe this is an area that we could hope for the definitive answer from DJBker, the highly esteemed purveyor of all things Luxe. Can you help us out here, DJ?

Plead.

G2.

**StillSeek BJ** · 02-18-23 14:51

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

I recently saw sasha at royal touch and it didn't go well. She's was 20 minutes late to the appointment. Smelled like she smoked a pack of cigarettes right before she came. Massage was basic for these places, then came the flip. She took her top off and let me play with the girls. As she performed a mechanical job, I was having a hard time getting to the end of the road because I hoping she's would offer a BBBJ. She started getting upset and saying I'm running out of time. I asked for a BBBJ and she starts going off and just walks off. She then came back and said "where's her tip"? I told her I wasn't done and she just left the room. I will never return, FYI her body is nice but she's not a nice looking as some of you stated.

I have seen her twice. I had a good appointment both times but no BBBJ period. You can taste the kitty but no CBJ or BBBJ. She fake a BJ but it's not going to happen. Still a good experience for me but I don't go there looking for that.

**TwoSwizzle** · 02-18-23 14:13

I recently saw sasha at royal touch and it didn't go well. She's was 20 minutes late to the appointment. Smelled like she smoked a pack of cigarettes right before she came. Massage was basic for these places, then came the flip. She took her top off and let me play with the girls. As she performed a mechanical job, I was having a hard time getting to the end of the road because I hoping she's would offer a BBBJ. She started getting upset and saying I'm running out of time. I asked for a BBBJ and she starts going off and just walks off. She then came back and said "where's her tip"? I told her I wasn't done and she just left the room. I will never return, FYI her body is nice but she's not a nice looking as some of you stated.

**TwoSwizzle** · 02-18-23 14:08

Looking some information about Lexi at Luxe seems sexy from the pictures!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/548642734929

**AntBz** · 02-18-23 12:11

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Guys,

One more report from recent weeks.

Went to see Jessi again. She's one of my favorites and knows me well. Same process as usual and she is incredibly skilled and seductive. This time, one alteration to the regularly scheduled programming. There was a small bed in the room as well! She knows I've been dying to taste her and she finally let me. She sat on my face (and didn't just hover, thank god) grinding on me to her heart and clit's content. She took full advantage of me. Then moved lower and started grinding on me while stroking me until I popped every last drop!

This woman is a treasure and she knows how to work out my kinks. She's worth the money for sure and she will bring out the best in you..

So who's better at the entire edging experience? Jessi or Mistress Lola?

TIA.

**RaulJulia** · 02-18-23 05:45

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I'm happy to help.

Lady London is at Serenity only. The link is a kalamazoo post, mongers travel to see her. LadyLondon is stunning and well worth the trip.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/658864784567

I think providers create confusion so they can get more business by confusing the client. If a provider wants to keep her name separate from others she should always use two names as Lady London has done.

Thanks for the clarification Benz. I appreciate the help. --RJ.

**Benz1** · 02-18-23 00:21

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

I realize many of NJs posts are done with tongue firmly in cheek and I definitely enjoy his humorous take on things. But I do have a question. Is London (Lady London) at Serenity or with Milan and Co. At Wellness or working at both places? Or are there two Londons and I'm just confused (I often am). Any clarification someone could provide would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. --RJ.

I'm happy to help.

Lady London is at Serenity only. The link is a kalamazoo post, mongers travel to see her. LadyLondon is stunning and well worth the trip.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/658864784567

I think providers create confusion so they can get more business by confusing the client. If a provider wants to keep her name separate from others she should always use two names as Lady London has done.

**Gene2** · 02-17-23 22:47

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

I realize many of NJs posts are done with tongue firmly in cheek and I definitely enjoy his humorous take on things. But I do have a question. Is London (Lady London) at Serenity or with Milan and Co. At Wellness or working at both places? Or are there two Londons and I'm just confused (I often am). Any clarification someone could provide would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. --RJ.

London is at Milan's Wellness (possibly now named Divine). Lady London is at Serenity. This is based on my understanding of the two lady theory. But I will yield to DJ, who may have a better articulated insider position than the rest of us. Take it away D.

Await.

G2.

**RaulJulia** · 02-17-23 19:20

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

I'm confused. Are Serenity and Wellness the same place? What's up with the Silver Spoon or whatever it's called? How does the BBU Den tie in? Seems Plainfield Ave has more MP action than Kenthood has. So many rave reviews for more than 1 Parlor, it's hard to keep track.

Flabbergasted.

I realize many of NJs posts are done with tongue firmly in cheek and I definitely enjoy his humorous take on things. But I do have a question. Is London (Lady London) at Serenity or with Milan and Co. At Wellness or working at both places? Or are there two Londons and I'm just confused (I often am). Any clarification someone could provide would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. --RJ.

**RaulJulia** · 02-17-23 19:17

Originally Posted by Darshane [View Original Post]

Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.

Are you serious? Does this mean that her menu is on par with other Den providers? One can only hope.

**AspenWood** · 02-17-23 17:03

Originally Posted by Darshane [View Original Post]

Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.

Not surprised at all to know she's at the Den now! She is going to fit right in there and I'm looking forward to seeing her there. After I finally meet Nola and Lauren of course!

**Gene2** · 02-17-23 16:26

Originally Posted by Darshane [View Original Post]

Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.

Athena. Ah. The high school volleyball player with the mischievous grin.

**Gene2** · 02-17-23 16:03

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

When I travel within the USA, I hit some MPs. I make a point of avoiding all Americana staffed MPs. I do AMPs, Latina MPs, Russian MPs, etc. Less drama, better prices and performance. And almost always Beautiful Ladies!

But there isn't any Americana MP or FS experience that compares to Central or South American MPs or Providers. Gorgeous ladies with great attitudes for good prices! Plus it's Legal. IMO we have more than enough Americana staffed MPs in West Michigan. Also plenty of Chinese and Vietnamese AMPs. It would be nice if there were some Miami style MPs up here. Gorgeous Latina and Asian ladies rotating in and out (pun intended) from various Foreign Countries. Easy negotiating without vague menu options to decipher. But it's never going to be Miami or Latin America in West Michigan. Not Big City enough or decadent enough to attract the High End Foreign Talent!.

Wow. That's an impressive comment. Drama typically exists in Americana parlors. Why is there so much drama in what should be an escape from reality? An escape from bickering or pettiness. It's like some places or providers just can't exist without non-stop real, or contrived, drama, moving from one mortal enemy to another. And damaging dudes and ladies along the way, but doing greatest damage to themselves as they burn bridges and alienate friend who have helped them in many ways. Of course, I could do better in quashing drama myself, but I'm drawn to verbal and mental challenges.

Maybe DJ can share how he avoids drama, but I'm not able to provide good counsel or advice in that scenario.

Punt.

G2.

**MidwestHobby** · 02-17-23 13:37

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

1. When you travel do you frequent MPs?

2. Are any of them staffed by American ladies?

3. What locations do you think could use some American massage providers?

I agree that there's an incredible amount of non-Asian MP talent here. I travel a lot. Virtually all the MPs that I've been to (LA, NY, Chicago, Atlanta) have been 90% Asian (usually Chinese or Korean) and 10% Latina. More of the latter in Miami. Caucasians are almost non-existent.