Massage Parlor Reports

**Postal12** · 02-13-23 13:20

I finally gave in and visited Nurse Kelly K some time this month. I delayed reporting this because I know for 100% certainty she checks this forum, and didn't want to give my identity away for obvious reasons. Waiting a couple weeks seemed like the logical thing to do.

Scheduling is easy and painless. Her website re-directs you to another website that handles all the scheduling. Because she offers dozens of services and skin care routines, this is the only way to set up a meeting. Not through text, not through email, you have to use the scheduling wizard. I had no problem getting a late afternoon appointment that fit my schedule. The day I visited was about 10 degrees and she quickly warmed the room up with a space heater.

You have to create an account on her scheduling website to book. However there's nothing stopping you from creating using a burner email account and fake name to schedule. Using a VPN of course. This is a real foreign concept for a lot of people, but you can always just say you went for a waxing or eyebrow trim or whatever.

Her location is a moderately nice townhouse in the Sawmill & Bethel area. The parking behind her unit was full when I arrived so I parked down the cul de sac across the street and down a bit and walked over. I did not see any neighbors with cameras "taking selfies" or anything like that. Not even a doorbell camera on her unit.

She greeted me at the door in a very silky robe with a bikini under it. I must say, in person, she is smoking hot. The pictures online don't do her any justice. Maybe it's the lighting or the camera she uses, but in person she is a fox. She could turn heads just about anywhere she goes, she is absolutely stunning.

She showed me around the main floor pointing out a giant massage table that she recently got that looks incredible and I was ushered down to the basement for our time. There is a lot of equipment everywhere from her previous jobs. Tons of medical lights and fixtures, hoses, brushes, and all sort of stuff.

Kelly gives you a basic run down of the rules, where to place the money, and some other small jokes that lighten the mood. After the formalities are out of the way, she stripped down to her birthday suit and that body is just incredible. She blows girls out of the water half her age. Her legs are slender and smooth, cute little ass, and world class tits. I'm talking about a set of tits guys dream of.

We made small talk right away and talked about my life, asked about my tattoos, and general personable questions feeling me out. I knew it was going to be a great experience because we clicked right off the bat. Again, nothing is stopping you from feeding her a line of shit so have a story in your head ready to go when you lay down. The table is rather small and basic, but she will be transitioning to the large one that is currently on her main floor now. Massage room is nice with cool music and dim lights, pretty sweet setup.

She gives you a whole story how whatever happens is HIPAA protected (which is ironic, because she has repeatedly spelled it wrong using HIPPA in her online posts), so make of that what you will.

Now for the bad. This girl talks a lot. I mean a lot. Think of the most talkative crazy woman you've known, now multiply that by x5. It never stops. That poor woman's jaw must be exhausted at the end of the night from talking incessantly all day long. About 98% of it was just rehashed stories she has blabbed about on her facebook over and over again. I was prepared for a chatty woman, but nothing could have prepared me for what I actually experienced LOL. Kelly must get attention wherever she goes because her personality. And her hooters. Are both so big. But something tells me she is missing real personable connections with people because I've never seen someone so attention starved.

The massage was very good and you can tell she has some level of medical experience. She knows what she's doing and it's very apparent. As for the extras, I can attest that everything you've read on the other site is true. Kelly is a lot of fun, I cannot stress this enough. For all her batty quirks and non-stop talking, her body is out of this world. All I will say is the visit was extremely memorable, she is a total professional, and I will be back. I just can't imagine how much better things can go in return visits but I'm happy to find out.

**Muff Diver 67** · 02-13-23 12:33

Originally Posted by NoWhereMan274 [View Original Post]

Hey all. Looking for a recommendation for a good nuru massage in the area? Have never tried one, and would like to give it a whirl. Searched the forum and hard to make out who is and is not doing them.

Thanks in advance!

Krystal is good.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...6/091366572276

**NoWhereMan274** · 02-13-23 00:08

Hey all. Looking for a recommendation for a good nuru massage in the area? Have never tried one, and would like to give it a whirl. Searched the forum and hard to make out who is and is not doing them.

Thanks in advance!

**ScottysAccount** · 02-12-23 13:06

Just came from 21. Got the younger of the two there. Massage was actually very good, she used hot stones and everything. Unfortunately when it came to the flip, she asked if I wanted to DIY after seeing my semi.

Will probably try again to see if they open up but kind of disappointed.

**ASimpleFool** · 02-11-23 14:39

Originally Posted by HornySenior [View Original Post]

Is this place in Newark?

Yes in Newark. https://skipthegames.com/posts/zanes...s/918544106690.

**BaitMaster1** · 02-11-23 09:11

Originally Posted by HornySenior [View Original Post]

Looks legit to me. At 100 probably worth a try if you're not expecting anything "extra". Go and give us a report.

https://www.facebook.com/nursekellyk

**HornySenior** · 02-11-23 07:18

Originally Posted by ASimpleFool [View Original Post]

So fellas- I found this add on STG that piqued my interest. It was for MIMI Spa and Massage. My interest was in the disclaimer at bottom of ad that had the escort agency words. "We are an escort agency, Photos are a likeness of the females presented but may not be 100% accurate. " I called with hopes of the ultimate better happy ending. No answer to my call but a return text came back saying the hour they open (already past opening time). I asked to make appointment and they came back with they take walk-ins. So I went later in afternoon about 3:30. Walked right in and thought no one was there at first. Minute later 30 something (Asian girl with blond highlights) comes running out- Tina. Shows me to room. I ask for an hour and she tells me $70. Strip down, lay on table. She asks me hard or medium? (English is very halting.) I ask for medium these days. Glad I did with her as it was hard!. Anyway she does a good job on massage taking time and really working on every muscle. Does dry rub first them oil rub. She does gently tease boys couple times on upper body then when she gets to lower body she teases lot more. I let her know each time through moans I like it. She get to end of lower body then stops and says something that I thought was turn over so I start too. Then she says something else that I do not understand- several times. She finally makes horizontal circle with fingers both hands and I say yes! I have condom. (Remember the ad?) She leaves quickly. I go get condom out and grab pillow and lay on table and put condom by my head just as she comes back in room. With hot stones in her hands! Well damn this is definitely a communication failure. I'm not embarrassed and she takes it in stride. She says something and takes my pillow and has me turn back on stomach. Uses stones, takes away and then really starts working over the boys and inner thighs. Has me flip. I ask for her to remove clothes and use condom. Shakes her head No. She gets a grip on junior with oil while this is going on and starts working it. I roam hands under top and bra trying mightily to remove the 12 hook bra (seem like that many anyway). Tina not helping with that but then finally pulls up bra. I go for under panties and she resists but then stops and I say big tip. She holds up 1 finger and I say yes? Allows me access with hand but Guys- I can't find opening! All this time she is working junior faster trying to get me off I assume to stop the rushing hands. I do find, and FIV just a minute before junior releases. She cleans me up then has me lay on back and massages head until time was up. I tip her 60 and she gives me expectant look and motions slightly like want more. I shrug. We part amicably. I would go back as it is shorter drive than RL.

Is this place in Newark?

**HornySenior** · 02-11-23 07:15

https://rubmd.com/columbus-oh/22463f...7-f16dd27bc618

Pretty sure I saw her at Catalina's and had a good time. She was offering some. Upgrades not available before. Set up appointments 3 ties and was ghosted all 3. Got me to an address nearby and then crickets.

**DeerField** · 02-10-23 20:23

Originally Posted by HornySenior [View Original Post]

Once again. Thanks for the report of your experience.

Appreciate. Thanks.

**ASimpleFool** · 02-10-23 15:53

So fellas- I found this add on STG that piqued my interest. It was for MIMI Spa and Massage. My interest was in the disclaimer at bottom of ad that had the escort agency words. "We are an escort agency, Photos are a likeness of the females presented but may not be 100% accurate. " I called with hopes of the ultimate better happy ending. No answer to my call but a return text came back saying the hour they open (already past opening time). I asked to make appointment and they came back with they take walk-ins. So I went later in afternoon about 3:30. Walked right in and thought no one was there at first. Minute later 30 something (Asian girl with blond highlights) comes running out- Tina. Shows me to room. I ask for an hour and she tells me $70. Strip down, lay on table. She asks me hard or medium? (English is very halting.) I ask for medium these days. Glad I did with her as it was hard!. Anyway she does a good job on massage taking time and really working on every muscle. Does dry rub first them oil rub. She does gently tease boys couple times on upper body then when she gets to lower body she teases lot more. I let her know each time through moans I like it. She get to end of lower body then stops and says something that I thought was turn over so I start too. Then she says something else that I do not understand- several times. She finally makes horizontal circle with fingers both hands and I say yes! I have condom. (Remember the ad?) She leaves quickly. I go get condom out and grab pillow and lay on table and put condom by my head just as she comes back in room. With hot stones in her hands! Well damn this is definitely a communication failure. I'm not embarrassed and she takes it in stride. She says something and takes my pillow and has me turn back on stomach. Uses stones, takes away and then really starts working over the boys and inner thighs. Has me flip. I ask for her to remove clothes and use condom. Shakes her head No. She gets a grip on junior with oil while this is going on and starts working it. I roam hands under top and bra trying mightily to remove the 12 hook bra (seem like that many anyway). Tina not helping with that but then finally pulls up bra. I go for under panties and she resists but then stops and I say big tip. She holds up 1 finger and I say yes? Allows me access with hand but Guys- I can't find opening! All this time she is working junior faster trying to get me off I assume to stop the rushing hands. I do find, and FIV just a minute before junior releases. She cleans me up then has me lay on back and massages head until time was up. I tip her 60 and she gives me expectant look and motions slightly like want more. I shrug. We part amicably. I would go back as it is shorter drive than RL.

**KC7676** · 02-10-23 10:31

Originally Posted by DeerField [View Original Post]

With bpage gone what's a sure thing?

Clist is maybe 80/20 a yes. You ay just need to be patient.

Skiptg and Rubmd are always 100% but ymvm depending on looks, trust, how you handle yourself on the 1st visit.

Positive comments only please.

Thanks.

I assume you are referring only to the girls you actually come face to face with and not the phony ads on STG & RubMD, as far as being 100%? Also, some of the girls on RuBmd may limit their menu to a HJ.

**HornySenior** · 02-10-23 09:15

Originally Posted by DeerField [View Original Post]

With bpage gone what's a sure thing?

Clist is maybe 80/20 a yes. You ay just need to be patient.

Skiptg and Rubmd are always 100% but ymvm depending on looks, trust, how you handle yourself on the 1st visit.

Positive comments only please.

Thanks.

Once again. Thanks for the report of your experience.

**DeerField** · 02-09-23 21:23

Originally Posted by HornySenior [View Original Post]

Too bad. Thanks for reporting though. Saves us.

With bpage gone what's a sure thing?

Clist is maybe 80/20 a yes. You ay just need to be patient.

Skiptg and Rubmd are always 100% but ymvm depending on looks, trust, how you handle yourself on the 1st visit.

Positive comments only please.

Thanks.

**ToreroA** · 02-09-23 12:55

Quick report:

Stopped at around 5 PM, drew a decent lady, probably 40's.

Massage was below average and pretty much no teasing.

She asks me to flip and says "good tip?" To what I replied that I had $.4.

She wasn't happy for that and demand twenty more, but I stayed on my lane.

She then proceeded to do the word jackhammer action I've ever had.

I may have drawn a bad apple since spot has been pretty reliable in the past.

**Homebrewerguy** · 02-09-23 10:08

Originally Posted by NeedANewHobby [View Original Post]

https://rubmd.com/columbus-oh/022463...f-764b59dabb25

Anyone she her?

Thought I would bump your post wondering if anyone has seen this girl who has been running ads for a couple of weeks. Search of the number reveals nothing. I tend to be skeptical of the out of state area codes, in this case Cali. Thanks.