Massage Parlor Reports

[Mlive123]

Same ad appears on Craigslist Las Vegas I assume it's fake.

The day it was posted, I decided to text the number out of curiosity. Went through making an appointment until a $60 "booking" fee was required to confirm appointment. The address is a vacant lot, but most providers do not list their actual address in their ads (just something close).

[NeedANewHobby]

Anyone have any details on what she offers? https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...588218736.html.

Same ad appears on Craigslist Las Vegas I assume it's fake.

[HornySenior]

Anyone have any details on what she offers? https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...588218736.html.

Man! Go try that out.

[RickMann]

There's definitely a more detailed review of her here. They broke down the visit and services rendered. That being said, knowing a provider checks the site and not wanting to potentially ruin future visits, I understand the desire to be a bit more scant on details.

I get it I was just hoping for the juicy details. I appreciate any reviews.

[DeerField]

One more thing. The review I posted is more detailed than any other KK review on here or the other site. I covered the set up process (since there seems to be confusion), location & parking, general appearance, experience, and overall attitude.

I don't think KK checks this site, I know she does. So in the event she's able to piece together who I am I don't want to spoil future visits by spilling every damn juicy detail and ruin it for myself. I'd rather give a good report while maintaining anonymity.

Good luck.

Where in the heck did she come from and Why now?

I'm so deep down this rabbit hole like half the mongers here.

She did 14 FB posts (and replies) in the last day. They are fun to read, coherent, and seem transparent but are exhausting.

Her Kellys Spa has been licensed since Oct 2013 per Ohio. Gov.

She's had 12 ter reviews Nov-Jan. Really seems to have hit a button somewhere.

Is this (Was) the ultimate UTR unicorn or what?

Thanks for the best story serial in a Long time.

[SecretMenu]

One more thing. The review I posted is more detailed than any other KK review on here or the other site. I covered the set up process (since there seems to be confusion), location & parking, general appearance, experience, and overall attitude.

I don't think KK checks this site, I know she does. So in the event she's able to piece together who I am I don't want to spoil future visits by spilling every damn juicy detail and ruin it for myself. I'd rather give a good report while maintaining anonymity.

Good luck.

There's definitely a more detailed review of her here. They broke down the visit and services rendered. That being said, knowing a provider checks the site and not wanting to potentially ruin future visits, I understand the desire to be a bit more scant on details.

[ASimpleFool]

Anyone have any details on what she offers? https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...588218736.html.

[Postal12]

Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.

One more thing. The review I posted is more detailed than any other KK review on here or the other site. I covered the set up process (since there seems to be confusion), location & parking, general appearance, experience, and overall attitude.

I don't think KK checks this site, I know she does. So in the event she's able to piece together who I am I don't want to spoil future visits by spilling every damn juicy detail and ruin it for myself. I'd rather give a good report while maintaining anonymity.

Good luck.

[Postal12]

Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.

"All that" and "no review. ".

Pick one.

[RickMann]

I finally gave in and visited Nurse Kelly K some time this month. I delayed reporting this because I know for 100% certainty she checks this forum, and didn't want to give my identity away for obvious reasons. Waiting a couple weeks seemed like the logical thing to do.

Scheduling is easy and painless. Her website re-directs you to another website that handles all the scheduling. Because she offers dozens of services and skin care routines, this is the only way to set up a meeting. Not through text, not through email, you have to use the scheduling wizard. I had no problem getting a late afternoon appointment that fit my schedule. The day I visited was about 10 degrees and she quickly warmed the room up with a space heater.

You have to create an account on her scheduling website to book. However there's nothing stopping you from creating using a burner email account and fake name to schedule. Using a VPN of course. This is a real foreign concept for a lot of people, but you can always just say you went for a waxing or eyebrow trim or whatever.

Her location is a moderately nice townhouse in the Sawmill & Bethel area. The parking behind her unit was full when I arrived so I parked down the cul de sac across the street and down a bit and walked over. I did not see any neighbors with cameras "taking selfies" or anything like that. Not even a doorbell camera on her unit.

She greeted me at the door in a very silky robe with a bikini under it. I must say, in person, she is smoking hot. The pictures online don't do her any justice. Maybe it's the lighting or the camera she uses, but in person she is a fox. She could turn heads just about anywhere she goes, she is absolutely stunning.

She showed me around the main floor pointing out a giant massage table that she recently got that looks incredible and I was ushered down to the basement for our time. There is a lot of equipment everywhere from her previous jobs. Tons of medical lights and fixtures, hoses, brushes, and all sort of stuff.

Kelly gives you a basic run down of the rules, where to place the money, and some other small jokes that lighten the mood. After the formalities are out of the way, she stripped down to her birthday suit and that body is just incredible. She blows girls out of the water half her age. Her legs are slender and smooth, cute little ass, and world class tits. I'm talking about a set of tits guys dream of.

We made small talk right away and talked about my life, asked about my tattoos, and general personable questions feeling me out. I knew it was going to be a great experience because we clicked right off the bat. Again, nothing is stopping you from feeding her a line of shit so have a story in your head ready to go when you lay down. The table is rather small and basic, but she will be transitioning to the large one that is currently on her main floor now. Massage room is nice with cool music and dim lights, pretty sweet setup.

She gives you a whole story how whatever happens is HIPAA protected (which is ironic, because she has repeatedly spelled it wrong using HIPPA in her online posts), so make of that what you will.

Now for the bad. This girl talks a lot. I mean a lot. Think of the most talkative crazy woman you've known, now multiply that by x5. It never stops. That poor woman's jaw must be exhausted at the end of the night from talking incessantly all day long. About 98% of it was just rehashed stories she has blabbed about on her facebook over and over again. I was prepared for a chatty woman, but nothing could have prepared me for what I actually experienced LOL. Kelly must get attention wherever she goes because her personality. And her hooters. Are both so big. But something tells me she is missing real personable connections with people because I've never seen someone so attention starved.

The massage was very good and you can tell she has some level of medical experience. She knows what she's doing and it's very apparent. As for the extras, I can attest that everything you've read on the other site is true. Kelly is a lot of fun, I cannot stress this enough. For all her batty quirks and non-stop talking, her body is out of this world. All I will say is the visit was extremely memorable, she is a total professional, and I will be back. I just can't imagine how much better things can go in return visits but I'm happy to find out.

Good grief all that and no review or rundown. Was it HE or BBBJ like others have reported? Thanks tho she is on the list.

[RedOctober57]

Afternoon fellas, this weekend I took the plunge and saw this pretty lady. Setup was easy and responds to texts. Easier if your on her snapchat. Arrived at her location which was safe.

(day time) and easy to find. Massage was good. I would recomend a 30-45 minutes. Upgrades were encouraged but available. She is light chocolate tone with a thick and beautiful body. Hard to pass up an upgrade.

Overall had a great time. She is very friendly, down to earth and understanding to the older gents.

https://rubmd.com/columbus-oh/e0e43f...3-8aa0d44f632f

[LiveMonger]

Hey all. Looking for a recommendation for a good nuru massage in the area? Have never tried one, and would like to give it a whirl. Searched the forum and hard to make out who is and is not doing them.

Thanks in advance!

Personally I would see Kay or one of Diamonds girls. I typically go for the ultimate experience. You can find them on the rub md site.

[Postal12]

I finally gave in and visited Nurse Kelly K some time this month. I delayed reporting this because I know for 100% certainty she checks this forum, and didn't want to give my identity away for obvious reasons. Waiting a couple weeks seemed like the logical thing to do.

Scheduling is easy and painless. Her website re-directs you to another website that handles all the scheduling. Because she offers dozens of services and skin care routines, this is the only way to set up a meeting. Not through text, not through email, you have to use the scheduling wizard. I had no problem getting a late afternoon appointment that fit my schedule. The day I visited was about 10 degrees and she quickly warmed the room up with a space heater.

You have to create an account on her scheduling website to book. However there's nothing stopping you from creating using a burner email account and fake name to schedule. Using a VPN of course. This is a real foreign concept for a lot of people, but you can always just say you went for a waxing or eyebrow trim or whatever.

Her location is a moderately nice townhouse in the Sawmill & Bethel area. The parking behind her unit was full when I arrived so I parked down the cul de sac across the street and down a bit and walked over. I did not see any neighbors with cameras "taking selfies" or anything like that. Not even a doorbell camera on her unit.

She greeted me at the door in a very silky robe with a bikini under it. I must say, in person, she is smoking hot. The pictures online don't do her any justice. Maybe it's the lighting or the camera she uses, but in person she is a fox. She could turn heads just about anywhere she goes, she is absolutely stunning.

She showed me around the main floor pointing out a giant massage table that she recently got that looks incredible and I was ushered down to the basement for our time. There is a lot of equipment everywhere from her previous jobs. Tons of medical lights and fixtures, hoses, brushes, and all sort of stuff.

Kelly gives you a basic run down of the rules, where to place the money, and some other small jokes that lighten the mood. After the formalities are out of the way, she stripped down to her birthday suit and that body is just incredible. She blows girls out of the water half her age. Her legs are slender and smooth, cute little ass, and world class tits. I'm talking about a set of tits guys dream of.

We made small talk right away and talked about my life, asked about my tattoos, and general personable questions feeling me out. I knew it was going to be a great experience because we clicked right off the bat. Again, nothing is stopping you from feeding her a line of shit so have a story in your head ready to go when you lay down. The table is rather small and basic, but she will be transitioning to the large one that is currently on her main floor now. Massage room is nice with cool music and dim lights, pretty sweet setup.

She gives you a whole story how whatever happens is HIPAA protected (which is ironic, because she has repeatedly spelled it wrong using HIPPA in her online posts), so make of that what you will.

Now for the bad. This girl talks a lot. I mean a lot. Think of the most talkative crazy woman you've known, now multiply that by x5. It never stops. That poor woman's jaw must be exhausted at the end of the night from talking incessantly all day long. About 98% of it was just rehashed stories she has blabbed about on her facebook over and over again. I was prepared for a chatty woman, but nothing could have prepared me for what I actually experienced LOL. Kelly must get attention wherever she goes because her personality. And her hooters. Are both so big. But something tells me she is missing real personable connections with people because I've never seen someone so attention starved.

The massage was very good and you can tell she has some level of medical experience. She knows what she's doing and it's very apparent. As for the extras, I can attest that everything you've read on the other site is true. Kelly is a lot of fun, I cannot stress this enough. For all her batty quirks and non-stop talking, her body is out of this world. All I will say is the visit was extremely memorable, she is a total professional, and I will be back. I just can't imagine how much better things can go in return visits but I'm happy to find out.

[Muff Diver 67]

Hey all. Looking for a recommendation for a good nuru massage in the area? Have never tried one, and would like to give it a whirl. Searched the forum and hard to make out who is and is not doing them.

Thanks in advance!

Krystal is good.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...6/091366572276

[NoWhereMan274]

Hey all. Looking for a recommendation for a good nuru massage in the area? Have never tried one, and would like to give it a whirl. Searched the forum and hard to make out who is and is not doing them.

Thanks in advance!