Massage Parlor Reports

**DontTouchThat** · 02-10-23 12:08

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

The place across from luxe, which is upstairs from one of top pizzaria establishments and seafood restaurants in town is not in any way similar to 8155.

8155 is the mother ship, the rosetta pussy stone, the higgs boson. It has a line up, a staff of 6. 5's and up. The place on the second floor of 1187* is evil. The messican girls there are all beat as a metallica drum set. They rush you, they are fat, gross, and the saunas do not work.

For those that are reading and have never been (8155), you only get a line-up with one of the Mamasans, if you get the cranky one, you're not getting a lineup.

I strongly disagree with a staff of 6.5+, I've definitely been there with an entire lineup of 4's an under. Mostly Latinas there, with the very occasional hot one sprinkled in. I do appreciate you keeping it real with the 6.5 though, nothing bothers me more here than the people claiming providers are 9's and 10's only to greeted by a 4.5.

**PriscillaM** · 02-10-23 09:58

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Anyone got any reviews on places like this?

https://us-inlandempire.bedpage.com/.../22938231.html

Let us know if you get any numbers for the girls. The pictures are real, I have been there a few times.

**LngTimeMongr** · 02-10-23 01:34

Anyone got any reviews on places like this?

https://us-inlandempire.bedpage.com/.../22938231.html

**PriscillaM** · 02-09-23 18:48

Originally Posted by DontTouchThat [View Original Post]

Have you tried the place across the street from luxe? Also second floor. Does not provide massages though, only Aromatherapy. Talent similar to 815*.

The place across from luxe, which is upstairs from one of top pizzaria establishments and seafood restaurants in town is not in any way similar to 8155.

8155 is the mother ship, the rosetta pussy stone, the higgs boson. It has a line up, a staff of 6. 5's and up. The place on the second floor of 1187* is evil. The messican girls there are all beat as a metallica drum set. They rush you, they are fat, gross, and the saunas do not work.

As for providing only aromatherapy, the only aroma there is izabel's stinky nasty pussy that smells like 2 year old tilapia.

**DontTouchThat** · 02-09-23 18:02

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

The interest is that it is by my vons.

And yes, the staff is as weak as water.

Next.

Have you tried the place across the street from luxe? Also second floor. Does not provide massages though, only Aromatherapy. Talent similar to 815*.

**PriscillaM** · 02-09-23 15:59

Originally Posted by DontTouchThat [View Original Post]

The reviews all seem to indicate granny tugshack, what's the interest in this one?

The interest is that it is by my vons.

And yes, the staff is as weak as water.

Next.

**PriscillaM** · 02-09-23 13:51

As of now, blue tide massage is a bust out. Girl there is basically yao ming. Five foot ten, ugly, and with the breath of the dragon from Excalibur.

40 for the half and 60 for the grip.

**DontTouchThat** · 02-09-23 11:13

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Ok boyos. This is mission critical. We have a chance to mold an MP to our (well my) liking.

My liking is petite Asian woman who do not smell like garlic shoved up an asshole, with small naturals, a big fucken Bush, small hands to make my 10 inch dick look even bigger, finger well shoved far up my asshole, and absolutely no grannies.

238* Westwood, called blue tide massage, just opened.

They took over for a harp store??

The signage is pure handjob central. They literally have signs up saying "massage place new. All young girls, soft massaggee".

There are three reviews on maps in three days.

I am digging for information on corporate form, but getting nowhere.

The reviews all seem to indicate granny tugshack, what's the interest in this one?

**PriscillaM** · 02-08-23 12:26

Ok boyos. This is mission critical. We have a chance to mold an MP to our (well my) liking.

My liking is petite Asian woman who do not smell like garlic shoved up an asshole, with small naturals, a big fucken Bush, small hands to make my 10 inch dick look even bigger, finger well shoved far up my asshole, and absolutely no grannies.

238* Westwood, called blue tide massage, just opened.

They took over for a harp store??

The signage is pure handjob central. They literally have signs up saying "massage place new. All young girls, soft massaggee".

There are three reviews on maps in three days.

I am digging for information on corporate form, but getting nowhere.

**Maxen** · 02-08-23 11:12

Originally Posted by LaBamba1234 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have an information on lekaren in El Monte, CA.

https://www.instagram.com/lekaren25/?hl=en

Bigger then pics but nice and budget friendly see my post on her.

**PriscillaM** · 02-07-23 21:20

Originally Posted by CalValencia [View Original Post]

So, you gave me great intel the last time with 8155. I only come into LA every so often and now I see you're talking Wharf. Do I need to add that to the list? I did like the idea of being able to choose from providers that looked like they walked out of a 1990's United Colors of Benetton ad.

Let me show you my charts:

I may, and I know it is as rare for me to exaggerate as the FBI uses its portfolio over national security matters for the political goals of the justice department, have exaggerated a bit.

First off, within the civilized areas of Los Angeles, so I exclude areas like Rosemead, Lomita and that colossal goat fuck of a place called Downey, 8155 is the best place to fuck a non-asian. The place has the sanitation quality of a VD clinic on skid row. The mamasan is greedier than the fucken owners of the dodgers (9 dollars for a dishwater boiled hodog make of lips and pekckers? The front area looks like the crowd at a Humaniplex gang bang. But fuck me if the girls there are not just in general worthy of great platitudes.

As for the wharf, it has it pluses. It is cleaner than Buckingham palace. It is located in an area that you will not get shot at. There are no grannies. However, it appears the owner is still marshaling his sales force. I would not consider wharf a destination resort just yet.

There is a new place at 238_ Westwood, I am going to check that out shortly.

**CalValencia** · 02-07-23 18:06

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.

So, you gave me great intel the last time with 8155. I only come into LA every so often and now I see you're talking Wharf. Do I need to add that to the list? I did like the idea of being able to choose from providers that looked like they walked out of a 1990's United Colors of Benetton ad.

**PriscillaM** · 02-07-23 18:06

Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]

Haha! That was probably me in the shorts visiting cindy. Next time say hi and we'll get a beer.

This zoomer was pretty young looking, but man it was fucken cold outside. Not sure how you did not get cock-grene.

**Jbjb1983** · 02-07-23 16:48

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Monday and Tuesday are a bust here'.

Susan. Even some monger on maps said she is over 40. That usually gets you banned on that site. She is close to 50. Looks like a sleestack.

Cindy. I was spying on the place from across the street and saw her walk out of a door and talk to a monger. The monger, a fucken zoomer in shorts walked out with a wet spot. Who the fuck goes to an MP in shorts? I have seen Cindy before, and her tits are dead common, and she is just a rush job.

Kiki. Older 36-40 (minus 10) gal who had a reservation and was not available. Unreal.

She encouraged me to come back Wednesday.

Haha! That was probably me in the shorts visiting cindy. Next time say hi and we'll get a beer.