Massage Parlor Reports

[ShortIrish]

Visited Sun Island recently. Had Amy for a full hour. Decent massage with some teasing before the flip. Not a bad HE. There's worse in the area.

[IHeartLucy]

Are there other active websites that provide AMP reviews? I know Rubmaps, others? I see a lot of traffic at places that are not getting good reviews here or on Rubmaps and just wondering.

[LookingForLefty]

Check out the Mt Prospect form.

Agreed Mt Prospect. Ten years ago Libertyville was a nice spot. Miss the MILFs at Pine.

[Slugo]

How far into Illinois do you have to go to get to some of the good AMPs? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Check out the Mt Prospect form.

[Slugo]

Any good places in Port Washington, Cedarburg or Mequon?

That would be a big fat no! As close as your going to get to those fancy pants towns is Ying Yang in Germantown.

[IHeartLucy]

How far into Illinois do you have to go to get to some of the good AMPs? Inquiring minds would like to know.

[Taurus44]

Any good places in Port Washington, Cedarburg or Mequon?

[Slugo]

Yep. For better service you need to travel, like to Houston.

Or Orlando, been in Florida last few months. I could get use to this, pickleball and fucking Orientals. LOL.

[RedPontiacX]

Stopped by Dreamers Spa (formerly Relaxation, formerly Ping) on Nat west of Sunny Slope yesterday. The lead was 40's, a little chubby, but otherwise nice looking with pretty good English. They were busy but she said to come back later and I would get a 4 hand for the price of 2 hand 1 hr. Claimed she had a new girl that she was training. Turns out the "trainee" was tall, slender, with a killer body. She wore a mask so can't comment on face or age but seemed young. Don't think she spoke a word of English.

The 4-hand was very good but strictly legit. No teasing or suggestions at all. May repeat next time I want a massage but my expectations are low.

Typically, it's been my experience 4 hands is usually (but not always) no fun zone. Unless all participants are very familiar with each other. Most of these girls are not used to putting their talents on display even though I'm sure they verbally exchange information with one another. I will usually take 30 minutes with 4 hands and 30 minutes solo with the one who seems more accommodating.

[Craven Morehead]

All bs. They're old grannies for the most part. Okay massage and a HJ at the end. Anything else is rare in Wisconsin.

Yep. For better service you need to travel, like to Houston.

[Iceman20]

All bs. They're old grannies for the most part. Okay massage and a HJ at the end. Anything else is rare in Wisconsin.

Stopped by Dreamers Spa (formerly Relaxation, formerly Ping) on Nat west of Sunny Slope yesterday. The lead was 40's, a little chubby, but otherwise nice looking with pretty good English. They were busy but she said to come back later and I would get a 4 hand for the price of 2 hand 1 hr. Claimed she had a new girl that she was training. Turns out the "trainee" was tall, slender, with a killer body. She wore a mask so can't comment on face or age but seemed young. Don't think she spoke a word of English.

The 4-hand was very good but strictly legit. No teasing or suggestions at all. May repeat next time I want a massage but my expectations are low.

[MilMong]

I've been reading the reviews on the Asian parlors. I've been curious but all I ever have read is they are all old fat ugly. At least half are no BJ or sex.

All the ads show young pretty girls tho. Is it all just bs or do you need a special password?

All bs. They're old grannies for the most part. Okay massage and a HJ at the end. Anything else is rare in Wisconsin.

[Incredulous411]

I've been reading the reviews on the Asian parlors. I've been curious but all I ever have read is they are all old fat ugly. At least half are no BJ or sex.

All the ads show young pretty girls tho. Is it all just bs or do you need a special password?

[BrewCityGuy]

Stopped by on Sunday. Everything was just average including the jackhammer finish. Only thing that wasn't average was the tip request. Ms. Poutyface wanted above normal for a no frills finish. Kind of seems to be the routine here. I don't think I'll be returning anytime soon.

[Double Life]

This is massage parlor reports. Not escorts.

She advertises massage parlor services. For those interested read her Erotic Monkey post.