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[WalkerC]

Has anyone seen Tara lately? In her recent pics on her ad she looks to have lost some weight?

[Serpin58]

Could someone PM info also? I will continue to research. Thanks fellas!!

Advise look somewhere else.

I was blocked in drive way.

[Serpin58]

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[LowerBackPain]

I've never been to an LMP, guess I got fixated early on the cleanliness that we find at AMPs and how organized they are in general. If you take a step back to look at what we have you'd have to admit that we're pretty lucky (I. E. , not to have to travel all the way overseas to sample such things). I have, however, been to and was very pleased with what I found at an RMP (I. E. , a Russian MP. Years ago) that used to be located in Silver Spring. The only one I knew of or ever heard of since. My two cents is that we should encourage others like IMPs (Indian as in the subcontinent) or even those who indentify as Rohingya to make some easy cash (in a safe environment) to send back overseas say via WesternUnion or whatever they're using these days.

We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.

1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.

2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.

Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.

Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.

Just my two cents.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

[Silk3434]

Just my two cents.
We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

I like to believe I am a connoisseur of fine young talent in this area. Be it latina / korean / Chinese. All 3 cuisines are fabulous BTW! I am, like some / most, sick of being in granny city when it comes to the AMPs but, this is the story with AMPs in this area. I find all the pretty young talent of the above 3 categories are all working for agencies/escorts because I am sure they are making a killing with $300+ a pop service vs having to split the house fee at an AMP where you only see a few customers a day. Unless it's someplace like SUN where all mongers invade like the 15 year cicada's.

I will say that I have started to appreciate finding the uncut gems, the places no one has reviewed, or new locations opening. But again, having a granny jerk me off is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I tend to enjoy an actual massage if it done right. FHOH spa is good, pricey, but good. I think it is at the top of the pyramid in NOVA. Bottom of the pyramid is the Merry Maids jack shack in Herndon. I would love to find some in betweens. I think the problem is all that talent is doing the escort scene. :/

Nevertheless, appreciate TheDrowned and all others who help make this forum what it is...

[DCraven]

Just a warning to all you mongers out there. These two have multiple posts on BP and RMD that are not them which can end up wasting your time as I find both these providers as lets say not the best.

Rada is also posting as June.

Meg is posting as bonney and possibly Mira.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22850204.html

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22860613.html

Just giving shoppers a heads up so you don't get your hopes up.

Also a warning to be careful in MOCO. Big bust by LEO in Rockville yesterday. I would stay clear of moco for time being.

[TheDrowned]

I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs!

We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.

1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.

2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.

Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.

Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.

Just my two cents.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

[KidFarian]

I called and requested who I wanted since day 1. I had a bait and switch once though and I was told Viviana was going to take care of it. As others have mentioned, she is probably the most attractive one so I went with it. No matter how she looks, you'll be dissapointed with her attitude and seems like everyone that has posted about her feels the same.

I agree with her not being sensual or playful during the massage, not talkative, beautiful appearance but her finish was actually really slow and unrushed. Every time I see her at the counter she's smiling and very friendly but I expected that personality in room. I might see her again because she was always friendly after our initial visit.

[Ksl93]

I posted a few days ago on how I was tricked to go to the Latinas place in Herndon. They assured me that one of the girls in their ads was real and I told them I would leave if it was a lie. After I went there and told them in their face that they lied after seeing all the ladies, I got a text message saying that there is one more that is the one from the picture. I told them to send a picture or that I wouldn't go and they sent me this. As you can see. That is not even close to the young beautiful ladies in their ads and they told me she just changed her hair hahaha! Avoid at all costs!

[Ksl93]

Well, Viviana was not there the first time I visited. My first visit I saw Sandra, But I really don't remember if I called or not. But I Do know that the place was fairly new and there was not the info on here about it. Since you have plenty of info I would definitely call and request who you want.

I called and requested who I wanted since day 1. I had a bait and switch once though and I was told Viviana was going to take care of it. As others have mentioned, she is probably the most attractive one so I went with it. No matter how she looks, you'll be dissapointed with her attitude and seems like everyone that has posted about her feels the same.

[WalkerC]

Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.

Well, Viviana was not there the first time I visited. My first visit I saw Sandra, But I really don't remember if I called or not. But I Do know that the place was fairly new and there was not the info on here about it. Since you have plenty of info I would definitely call and request who you want.

[Lucretius]

Where is Yumi's located?

Facing Backlick right behind the Giant at Braddock Road. It's on Google maps.

[ToraChan23]

Seems a bit too good to be true. But hey. Who knows! I'll try to contact and see if there are any more details.

Her pictures passed the reverse image search test. Maybe she USED to look like that and its a bait and switch.

[ToraChan23]

Until I read this post I thought I'd made out okay today at Yumi's. I met Amy, a short, attractive, Chinese woman in her 30 ties. Nice body: good Cs with large suckable nipples, a clean pussy that responded orgasmically to DATY. The damage was. 5 for the house and 1. 2 for DATY, CBJ, and CFS. I wonder if Creeping has a typo, saying his damage was. 6 for the house and another. 6 for he implies is FS (probably covered) and a BJ (again, probably CBJ).

On a different point, if you see Amy make sure you tell her to take it easy with your jewels. She can get a bit over zealous.

Rhino.

Where is Yumi's located?

[SteveSmithAbq]

Did you guys for a specific provider on your first visit or you just hoped that Viviana wouldn't the one to attend to you? Thinking about paying them a visit this weekend.

Ask for the provider when you call to make an appointment. Have a great visit!