Massage Parlor Reports

**Chi4518** · 02-07-23 03:01

Heard Marteen is back in the game, would appreciate $$ any intel.

**PUPDaddy69** · 02-07-23 00:45

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/WFmassage/

She has a apartment in Chicago, in the basement. She used to post on eros. $125 for the hour HJ. Only been once. Massage was okay, she didn't really talk. Pretty good handjob, she'll massage you topless and rub her jugs on your back. I would say "I've had your number saved" or you've seen her a long time ago. If she asks how you saw her ad.

That was my first post. Hope some fellow guys can give me a low-key lmt who gives HJ around the south suburbs.

Thanks.

**Englee** · 02-06-23 22:02

Originally Posted by Unknown001 [View Original Post]

Got a text from my buddy, there is a new spa with exciting talents.

Upon reaching the cross street, called and directed to the actual location. Walked in, Amy gave me a good hug and dfk before leading me to the room.

Clothes off and off to TS. Laying on the bed with warm water flowing around me, Amy starts working her magic on jr. Nuru and prelude BBBJ.

Into the room, starts rimming BBBJ dt. Return the favor, daty and tastes sweet. Cover on, goes mish till cum.

Amy English is poor but her attitude and skill makes the day worth.

Damage: 300.

Can you please share contact information and location?

**Unknown001** · 02-06-23 19:34

Got a text from my buddy, there is a new spa with exciting talents.

Upon reaching the cross street, called and directed to the actual location. Walked in, Amy gave me a good hug and dfk before leading me to the room.

Clothes off and off to TS. Laying on the bed with warm water flowing around me, Amy starts working her magic on jr. Nuru and prelude BBBJ.

Into the room, starts rimming BBBJ dt. Return the favor, daty and tastes sweet. Cover on, goes mish till cum.

Amy English is poor but her attitude and skill makes the day worth.

Damage: 300.

**Bryzzo** · 02-06-23 15:28

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Great review, thanks! Sounds like another standard experience, which is too bad. Was anything else available? DATY? Kissing? She looks Latina from the photo. How's her English?

She's probably Latina, but a native English speaker, no communication issues whatsoever. She's very friendly. As to kissing and DATY I have no idea as I don't seek out those services.

**TheFifthOne** · 02-06-23 14:44

Originally Posted by LeopardTwo [View Original Post]

This is confirmed. Might be closed for a few weeks until they get it sorted out.

Is the Belmont spa I just recently visited? I know there's another spa on Belmont but I'm not so sure.

**Coopertars** · 02-06-23 11:07

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

My bad. I gave her $240 without even mentioning that I wanted nuru. She left the room briefly and came back as I got ready. So yeah, 340. Now as for this clique, got any Intel?

I had a similar issue with Katy / Kathy, I had texted the booker for 1 hour nuru and when I got to the house Kathy didn't know anything about the nuru. I tried to explain and she finally got the nuru gel out but it ended up only being a half hour session.

FWIW, I texted the booker afterwards and they apologized for the miscommunication and offered like $20 off my next session. I wasn't trying to act like a karen or anything when I texted the booker just wanted to clarify.

**Chef1234** · 02-06-23 09:48

Originally Posted by LeopardTwo [View Original Post]

It wasn't a "raid" and no one got arrested. They just need to go through some formalities. Hard to say why they were targeted. Could have something to do with Chi PD branching out due to BHC. Or could be neighbor complaints. Either way, it will likely pass over.

Was there when it went down. Also CLC is offline. Maybe they got lynched as well.

**Fit312** · 02-06-23 07:05

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

But Lisa at Archer Spa is worth the trip back. Very fun girl.

Did see her yesterday after getting cockblocked at another establishment. No kissing, no DATY, no fingering, etc. And wanted a big tip for BBBJ (actually inspected my wallet to make sure that she got all the large bills). Not as old as the other lady, limited English. Extremely thin and petite with a tight hairy pussy and tramp stamp, a little baby damage. Was timid with the BBBJ, but I helped her out by grabbing her head and using it as a fleshlight. Could have easily picked her up and done some porn star moves on her, but she was giving me the rush job, so I wrapped it up with doggy and cowgirl after the usual standing mish instead of trying anything heroic. Even if she wasn't as accommodating as some of the women who have been passing through, she's good for a straight bang if you like petite women.

**BadDances** · 02-05-23 21:56

I got to experience Anne's restorative touch. She was lots of fun. Though I will say it took me 3 tries to get to her that day, they kept saying she was available then she was busy when I arrived.

**Jinurso** · 02-05-23 19:40

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

My bad. I gave her $240 without even mentioning that I wanted nuru. She left the room briefly and came back as I got ready. So yeah, 340. Now as for this clique, got any Intel?

I don't know about that specific clique, but CLM in general has various alliances and they all talk and share gossip. There have been girls I've never seen before recognize me so I know they've been talking, and girls I've seen for the first time make comments about other girls I've seen. And when I had a thing going with one of the girls there they all basically limited the menu until CLM management told me to take some time away to sort out 'my relationship. ".

**FuckIt216** · 02-05-23 19:08

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Sounds like a good prospect. I drove up and down Archer yesterday and everything seemed normal in the aftermath of the BHC stabbing. BHC looked closed as it always does, but Orange had their door open. Popped my head into Archer since parking is easy and introduced myself to Lily who was a petite older lady, but I didn't see the other girl. Probably going to go somewhere else today, but I'll definitely try to catch Lisa next week.

Fit312.

Everything seems to be normal. Did the Archer Run yesterday and today. No girls were at Orange but they do have 4 at BHC Susie, Summer, Lili and Anna all worth a Trip. Odd thing however girls still offering all services but not taking off their clothes staying 90% clothed -.

But Lisa at Archer Spa is worth the trip back. Very fun girl.

**Ratso100** · 02-05-23 17:22

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Great review! Pity about Bella. I think she's probably been working continuously at CLM longer than almost anybody else, and it's starting to show. Pre-pandemic she was probably the most well balanced girl there. Younger than Jessica and Sarah but more open menu than Salma and Zara. I think she needs to take a couple of months off and recharge her batteries and rediscover her love for sex. She used to be really into it.

One thing I was curious about. You said you paid $320 for an hour with Nuru and FS. The hour Nuru is $240, so wouldn't you have paid $340 for Nuru+FS? Or maybe that was why there was a misunderstanding about the service you were supposed to get?

My bad. I gave her $240 without even mentioning that I wanted nuru. She left the room briefly and came back as I got ready. So yeah, 340. Now as for this clique, got any Intel?

**Jinurso** · 02-05-23 17:03

Great review! Pity about Bella. I think she's probably been working continuously at CLM longer than almost anybody else, and it's starting to show. Pre-pandemic she was probably the most well balanced girl there. Younger than Jessica and Sarah but more open menu than Salma and Zara. I think she needs to take a couple of months off and recharge her batteries and rediscover her love for sex. She used to be really into it.

One thing I was curious about. You said you paid $320 for an hour with Nuru and FS. The hour Nuru is $240, so wouldn't you have paid $340 for Nuru+FS? Or maybe that was why there was a misunderstanding about the service you were supposed to get?

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

With the limited roster, my choices came down between Jessica and Bella. I was in the mood for some Latina spice, so I chose the latter. Ironic as according to the threads here there's a rivalry between those two. My experience only confirms the mixed reviews written in here..

**Ratso100** · 02-05-23 14:50

With the limited roster, my choices came down between Jessica and Bella. I was in the mood for some Latina spice, so I chose the latter. Ironic as according to the threads here there's a rivalry between those two. My experience only confirms the mixed reviews written in here. Despite being my first time with her, I got both the pros that earn her acclaim and cons that people complain about in a one hour session. Starting with a negative. I got delayed and the wrong service I paid for. I booked hours in advance for a nuru massage with ease and quick confirmation. By the time I got there I was told to wait before buzzing the door bell. This is nothing new as it sometimes it takes a few extra minutes for the girls to get ready for the appointment. However my session was delayed for at least 25 minutes. I was getting a little worried but I figured since I wanted nuru maybe they had to make an extra set up to avoid getting gel on the floors and walls. I was texted a "sorry "an was let in almost half an hour late to my original set appointment.

Bella welcomed me with a soft spoken apology and was wearing black lingerie. Unsurprisingly, She's not the girl in the airbrushed picture as she's thicker and shorter. By no means fat as others have described her but for a curvy girl she lacks T&A. I paid for the extra 20 for nuru but as I laid down for my body rub, I realize that I wasn't going to get what I anticipated. Considering she was quiet like a church mouse and avoided eye contact for the beginning minutes, I didn't want to make shit more awkward with complains. So I kept quiet and made small talk. She got more comfortable and louder in conversation. Bella reminded me of a younger Latina version of Melissa as they both are chatty and like the sound of their own voice (And that's not a bad thing. Lot of chicks either got the language barrier or robotic service) .

Extras were negotiable to $100 and the menu was pretty open. No GFE altho she did allow one kiss before refusing any more mouth to mouth contact. Daty, 69, blah blah, and all the other good stuff. I would say money well spend but phone came ringing during the session and she stopped several times. Eventually, during L3 , she suddenly got up and picked up the phone briefly. She returned to finish me off but by then her whole demeanor changed. Her attitude got colder. Not mean per say but she became less talkative and avoided eye contact. She then threw me a towel and told me to hurry up. As I dressed up, I tried to make small talk and see what was the issue but she kinda gave me the cold shoulder with a forced smile. She rushed me to the doorway (she didn't bother to dress up BTW) and unlike most girls who give you a kiss in the cheek or hug. She only said have a good day. I gave her a hug and she did return it with a nervous smile. I wanted to see if I was leaving in good terms with her, so I half fictitiously asked that if she's available in the weekends because I am eager to see her again. She said that she's being rotated next week and not to get to excited. Damage was a total for $320 for an incomplete hour (I checked the clock when I left, Only 51 minutes passed and that's not discounting the time for dressing and she spend on the phone). 20 extra for nuru I didn't get and 100 for FS upgrade.

Overall 6/10 and I still feel I'm being over generous with my grading. On one hand the menu was very open and cheap for a young lady (usually only the clm milfs do that) . On the other hand, she had bizarre mood swings in such a short amount of time and I overpaid door entrance for nuru I never got. She also said looses points for an extended delay and am incomplete time session. She only gets extra points for the former but the latter makes her a no repeat for me. Even if I did, with the expression she made as I left she would probably close the menu on me. I'm better off sticking around with my Polish milfs (Sad part is I have to wait for the roster to expand or roll the dice on the other providers. Zara is to expensive, Elena is MIA, Melissa / Sandra are in the same clique as Audrey. I am afraid after being like Icarus to the sun when it came to Audrey, the alleged clique kinda blacklisted me from upgrades to the standard l1). Hopefully we get another place like Logan tantricas to (re) open.