Massage Parlor Reports

[Rudy Rude]

On the 2nd floor of a strip mall next to the famous Skin and Body on SM Blvd above Pricilla's favorite authentic pizza shop where they fly in the Burrata straight from Puglia fresh on Thursdays.

It's also called Pattya Thai massage on rm maps.

Had a nice experience with Mimi. She was at the front and I think the only one there. I would say she's closer to 30 than 40 and mildly attractive.

60 to the house for the hr and 60 tip. Mimi started me off with a nice medium pressure massage, mostly walking on my back, but nothing uncomfortable. When she oiled me up she worked my gluts and hammys really good along with some light teasing. After confirming several times if "I had been here before" and "who I see" I made it pretty clear I knew how things worked around here.

She was insistent on the tip upfront which was pretty annoying. But was accommodating after that.

On the flip she sat facing me in between my knees and went to work. She was into it and was at least giving some cheeky smiles and having fun.

I've had better with Luxe across the street if you get a good girl, but this was a pretty good low key spot that I don't think will ever be too busy for you.

Oh and it's curtains not closed doors.

Ciao Bella.

[NathanR]

They've been there forever, never an issue. I believe there's an arcade in there also.

Next door is one of those "Solve the Mystery / Crime locations. You and a fine group of your pals, besties, crew go from room to room in the maze trying to solve the "Who Did It".

[JohnRichard]

Decided to stop by the MP after work only to see a sting in process. Looks like All seasons will be put of commission for a while. Sad because I was starting to become a regular.

Open sign was on this morning (2/6). Management answered phone. Maybe trap? Or real?

[DontTouchThat]

I am thinking of heading back to the luxe spa which is just down the street from wharf. But who is their neighbor? It appears to be some sort of cult and there is a sign that says "maze room" or something. There are always fookers hanging out and just looking around.

They've been there forever, never an issue. I believe there's an arcade in there also.

[CarlosD3]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22857158.html

Anyone been here? I am worried the girls might crush my penor. Or, worse, fart and vaporize me.

Yes good sir. I wrote a review about Lily in my post #8171 (summary: not good!) Looks like they halved their prices since I went there, so half off getting your nuts smashed.

[Jds123]

Going to be visiting family at the end of this month, looking for some mileage in East LA area between Whittier and Huntington Park. Any info would be great.

[PriscillaM]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22857158.html

Anyone been here? I am worried the girls might crush my penor. Or, worse, fart and vaporize me.

[PriscillaM]

I am thinking of heading back to the luxe spa which is just down the street from wharf. But who is their neighbor? It appears to be some sort of cult and there is a sign that says "maze room" or something. There are always fookers hanging out and just looking around.

[PriscillaM]

They haven't created a separate entrance for you yet? How disrespectful, forcing you to walk amongst the peasants. Shame, shame to this wooden pier structure based establishment!

They let me in through the alley, but I am trying to scope out the talent so as not to be in the presence of the mamasan. Also, I guess good news for them, I was exposed to the big c19 and this morning have a sore throat that will require me going down on Mary and sucking her cum juice for healing.

[PlayerN818]

I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.

They haven't created a separate entrance for you yet? How disrespectful, forcing you to walk amongst the peasants. Shame, shame to this wooden pier structure based establishment!

[PriscillaM]

I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.

[PriscillaM]

She sounds hot. So I understand, you paid $160? Was there perhaps a little more action than the HJ that I'm reading into? Playing with boobs? Kitty? BTW, I looked the place up and recognized your poetic and humorous style of writing elsewhere. Had to be you. ;p.

You can ask for more time at the door, but they really want you to just do a half hour. The half is 40 american. The tip is 100. So 140 out.

I got to feel her titties, suck on them like I was a newborn found in the Nile, and grab her tight as a snare drum ass.

The panties stayed on.

[BoulderBoy]

So she pulls off the towel, and I am not going into the whole physics of my hard cock in her hand, but it went to 100 for her to take off her top and pants to her panties, and I had to pay now.

She sounds hot. So I understand, you paid $160? Was there perhaps a little more action than the HJ that I'm reading into? Playing with boobs? Kitty? BTW, I looked the place up and recognized your poetic and humorous style of writing elsewhere. Had to be you. ;p.

[Rudy Rude]

You guys have a preference between Thai or Chinese?

I prefer Thai as they put in some effort into the massage and generally appear to have some customer appreciation. The Chinese spots don't put any effort into the massage and are always haggling about the tip no matter what. Also a lot of grannies at the Chinese.

[PriscillaM]

I cannot believe I am doing this. Giving you all these leads are wasted, but I was talking to Mitch and Murray.

The parlor is wharf. If you cannot figure out where that is, the hint is there is something called the westside. All the woman on the westside have long legs and brains. Unlike Downey, humans have evolved here such that the woman are on a strict spinach and ice chips diet, take Adderall and purge to keep their figure.

The owner of wharf created Goldfinger which, before he sold the joint, gave some of the greatest handGjobs since the Leslie at the pearl trick pad. There was ball teasing, ass fingering, no rushing, checking for oil, tit sucking, you name the depraved sexual activity other than full service, head, or playing horseshoes on your cock with onion rings, it was there.

So, you know the prospects for wharf are promising. This is not CEO or oriental or sun or other nonsense places on Pico. This has standards and there is no fat Thai woman who has her feet available for sucking.

Monday and Tuesday are weak as water here, but Wednesday is as delightful as watching Le Bron read Kierkegaard and tweet about existentialism. Wharf is clean, has a back entrance so you can do the post nut walk in private and, from what I can tell for you fucken deviants, the toilet is a thing of beauty much like the shower at the Gangnam girls incall (very good water pressure, but shitty talent).

I walk in and Kiki the hag mamasan is running the place as efficiently as my fish counter at Vons. I did not have to wait for her to bark at me for the 40 bucks. I told her that I would rather have my dick bitten off by a school of Pomeranians than have her massage me.

So she tells me Dora is available and she shrieks for Dora like she is complaining about as loud as the sound a hot young Asian makes when a monger on Sawtelle makes her cum.

So in walks Dora from the back. Boys, I have to tell you, if Dora was working on Sawtelle, the corner of sawtelle and national would have more activity than the USS enterprise during the filming of top gun.

If Dora is over 35 I will eat my Vons overalls. She has actually cool tats and has a body. She has to be more than 5 foot 4, she wore a mask during session but her face is so nice I would gladly let her rim me.

I get in the room and I am face down. Dora does a terrible massage for almost 14 minutes. Unfortunately there is no teasing and the conversation relating to the historiography of world war 2 nonfiction relating to the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was just not what I expected.

She then went for a hot towel and commanded me to turn over. Note that she did leave the room when the phone rang, as I assume she is answering calls for prop bets on how fast Lebron will give a dumb speech after he breaks the NBA scoring record.

She has me flip over and gives me a quiz that included a pass fail based on getting 40 out of 50 state capitals and asking me who I have seen before. I mentioned Susan, Tiffany and Cindy, and she said "oh, you regular customer and have 10 inch shlong".

So she pulls off the towel, and I am not going into the whole physics of my hard cock in her hand, but it went to 100 for her to take off her top and pants to her panties, and I had to pay now.

So I did and let me tell you boys, her ass is so pert that you could easily eat a papa john's pizza off of it without a mushroom falling off (I know, what the fuck does that mean). Her tits have these nipples that are so pointy and big that they made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! I mean her nipples have outrun Imperial star ships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now.

Those things are as tasty as a Mike and Ikes in the Sahara.

Alas, although Dora's body is scrumptious, her penis work is not stellar. She is a work in progress as to jerking off, but man is she fun to be in the same room as.

She let me go over time and did that stupid thing were she covers the geyser with her free hand. That is Newtonian level backwardness. Ejaculation is not a force it is a relativistic emergent force based on the acceleration of the universe and the bending of space time.

I did not get her schedule.

I left out the back and.