Massage Parlor Reports

[Jack Straw2]

Indeed, the Orlando Standard TS as put forth by MM, NDS / King, etc. really has raised the bar. In lesser markets, guys would be showing up in droves to AMPs with TS like ours.

Another good point about "cleaning up" Orlando. I mean hell, look at how sad the strip club scene is here. Then you've got the AMP scene (or lack thereof) in Polk. It could all go away in an instant. Seize the day gentlemen!

Was in Orlando for work this week. Had a dream I went to MM. Was glad I double checked the address because there are several places right in the area. I got a girl named Cherry as well and for me it lived up to the hype. As an out of towner our places pale in comparison! Great body!! TS was fun, with a great tongue cleaning and bbj. Back to the room for a little massage and on the flip right to work. More bbj, cg, mish, doggie, bbj, then finished in mish. She even massaged me more afterwards. $$ total. I had tried BO on my prior trip and it too was amazing. No TS is a down side but the Columbian that I got was soo hot and we had a blast, chatted for a while after. Forgot what I paid but it was around $$. Great dreams in your fine, and very lucky, city. Thanks for all of your very helpful reviews!

[DunKin9]

HI All,

I'll be in Orlando tomorrow for the day and after reading many reviews I decided to stop in at King Spa. Can anyone give me a heads up on who the best girl there is? Or is it just a crap shoot like I'm used to back home? You get whoever is there at the time.

TIA,

Dunkin.

[YoungMan49]

I was heading back to Orlando from Clermont and stopped by this Wonderful Massage. It is across the street from Best Buy on W. Colonial in a small strip center.

I had seen it several times, just never stopped. Anyway I was greeted by an older Asian lady and she was quite pleasant. Then a taller younger Asian woman came out and took me to the room. The massage was OK, but not great. On the flip I was asked if I wanted anything and I motioned for the standard ending. It was OK, but not great. I got dressed and gave her the standard. 4 tip on top of the house. 8 for the house. That's when she got an attitude. There was no way I was giving more. I left to never return. I should have just kept driving and gone to one of my regular places, but I thought I would try someplace new. Her name was something like Ruby. It was not very clear when I asked here name.

Have Fun.

Stay Safe.

YM.

[Jlttow]

Coming down next week was wondering if anybody knows who's working this month at King and New Day Spa thanks for info.

[Rico7]

. . . it truly does make Quiet Spa sound like a good alternative for anyone driving in from the west and dreading the "Free Disney Parking" on I-4 from US27 eastward for a good 5-10 miles.

As a Pinellas resident my drive is even longer than that of the Tampa mongers, so it almost does sound like a good alternative. It's crazy, but when Vickie isn't at Ocean Star (another spot to avoid having to drive all the way into Orlando) there aren't too many reviews, and it's hard to know how it stacks up against Quiet. Ocean Star vs Quiet?

[Bjceb]

Sorry for the misspellings!

Was in the area and didn't think this place was anything but legit but figured I would get a good massage.

Wrong, terrible massage and no he.

She expected a tip, I delclined and walked out.

Don't ever go there!

Stay safe and have fun!

[Bjceb]

Was in the area and didn't think this place was anything but legit but figured I would get a good massage.

Wrong, terrible massage and no he.

She expected a tip, I delclined and walked out.

Don't ever go there!

Stay safe and have fun!

[Batman6969]

Ads almost never use photos of the actual workers. The ones on here adamantly saying Milk does are either shills or the old retirees in Florida who probably can't see in the dark or tell Asians apart anyway.

Saw Cherry the other day. Definitely attractive by spa standards and if she were 10 years younger I wouldn't have believed I could find a girl like her working. You can definitely tell that she's older but even then she was hot. Service was nothing to write home about. Went through all the steps of what you'd expect from MM it you can tell she was going through the motions and finding ways to do less work. Seems to be a known issue though. I'm usually hesitant to leave honest critique with the mamasans when I leave but the one who escorted me out could tell based off my responses exactly what the issue was so I imagine I'm not the first one to have these comments. She's hot though and I prefer looks with average to meh service over an ugly girl giving me the best time of my life. I'd recommend Cherry if you don't care for the over thr top service girls like Sophia or kiki would give.

Yea Kiki is definitely a hard act to follow. She sets the bar very high!

[A Non]

Ads almost never use photos of the actual workers. The ones on here adamantly saying Milk does are either shills or the old retirees in Florida who probably can't see in the dark or tell Asians apart anyway.

Saw Cherry the other day. Definitely attractive by spa standards and if she were 10 years younger I wouldn't have believed I could find a girl like her working. You can definitely tell that she's older but even then she was hot. Service was nothing to write home about. Went through all the steps of what you'd expect from MM it you can tell she was going through the motions and finding ways to do less work. Seems to be a known issue though. I'm usually hesitant to leave honest critique with the mamasans when I leave but the one who escorted me out could tell based off my responses exactly what the issue was so I imagine I'm not the first one to have these comments. She's hot though and I prefer looks with average to meh service over an ugly girl giving me the best time of my life. I'd recommend Cherry if you don't care for the over thr top service girls like Sophia or kiki would give.

[Big In Japan]

One observation I have on these comments: We truly ARE obscenely spoiled when we've all come to expect, and almost take for granted, a table shower like we're so privileged to enjoy at many of the better high-end AMPs in Orlando! I'm as guilty as anyone! A table shower that is "less than" a Milk or NDS/King, etc. experience is almost disappointing to me these days! Talk about having "first-world problems!" LOL!

We should enjoy this while we can, as it seems the landscape is ever-changing in the adult entertainment hobby and, sure-as-shootin', someday someone is going to get a burr under their saddle and decide to "clean up" Orlando. I know Batman, BIJ, and a few others of you, are doing your part to see that as many glorious table showers are administered as possible! >wink<!

Indeed, the Orlando Standard TS as put forth by MM, NDS / King, etc. really has raised the bar. In lesser markets, guys would be showing up in droves to AMPs with TS like ours.

Another good point about "cleaning up" Orlando. I mean hell, look at how sad the strip club scene is here. Then you've got the AMP scene (or lack thereof) in Polk. It could all go away in an instant. Seize the day gentlemen!

[Dr Willy]

If you want a change in pace or live in the western part of Orlando. This is not a bad option. (...) Anyway, had a good time. Table shower was weak. No TUMA or body gliding. Just enjoyed the tirk with ZERO interruptions from high traffic location.

Thanks for the additional report on this place. As these corroborating reports add up, it truly does make Quiet Spa sound like a good alternative for anyone driving in from the west and dreading the "Free Disney Parking" on I-4 from US27 eastward for a good 5-10 miles.

One observation I have on these comments: We truly ARE obscenely spoiled when we've all come to expect, and almost take for granted, a table shower like we're so privileged to enjoy at many of the better high-end AMPs in Orlando! I'm as guilty as anyone! A table shower that is "less than" a Milk or NDS/King, etc. experience is almost disappointing to me these days! Talk about having "first-world problems!" LOL!

We should enjoy this while we can, as it seems the landscape is ever-changing in the adult entertainment hobby and, sure-as-shootin', someday someone is going to get a burr under their saddle and decide to "clean up" Orlando. I know Batman, BIJ, and a few others of you, are doing your part to see that as many glorious table showers are administered as possible! >wink<!

[LevNubhin]

I'll be down there on Mon.-Tues. From Jax. Who / where is the must go to?

Thanks.

[Smitty Scott]

So last week I sampled MM for the first time and left a lengthy review this week I sampled BO and wanted to do the same. I'll start with the session and then get to the crazy part. I walked in and Mamasan greets me, she is a Hispanic lady with long curly hurt somewhat heavyset and she asks have I been here before. I reply no and she escorts me to a room and says okay it's $$ 45 mins and $$40 for 1 hour. I go with 45 mins. She then told me to leave the money on the stand and I'm like can I see the girls first? (Per reviews I see your suppose to get a line up of girls) so she walks me out the room and 2 girls walk up Sky and I cannot remember the other girls name for the life of me. Both Hispanic. Sky is fairly petite and has a nice little booty, the other girl is short and somewhat chubby but her Butt is much more massive. I choose sky because the weight of the other girls was turning me off. So here we go. Sky comes in and helps me get undressed and immediately lays me down on my back. She grabs jr and gets him ready and she pops a hat on real fast and started with CBJ. It was fairly good tbh but she did not go over 5 minutes. Then she gets on top to CG. She's a good rider and the action was good but like no TS, no kissing, barely any touching, she only let me suck her nips for about 20 seconds. We switched to doggy and then to mish and back to doggy. The action itself was good because not going to lie she is very tight and that kitty was creaming naturally but she was rushing for sure and kept telling me to finish her for. After about 15-20 minutes of this I bend her over and pounded it out until I pop. Service wise. Horrible. Couldn't hold a candle to MM only good thing about the session was that her kitty was very good.

So I just took my first visit to BO. I will never be back. Everything happened just as described numerous times on here. The girl who opened the door and led me to my rooms was beautiful. Like a 9. 5. I told her I wanted her and she said no. She introduced me to the two girls on duty and I took the one with the huge ass. Totally vanilla and mediocre. I asked the mama again for a shot at her, but she just chuckled and said no. She was athletic with large manmades and was just gorgeous. Anyone know who she is?

[YumYum1]

I have been to CB three times and they keep rotating girls and the service is next sub level to MM or NDS. Reviews have been mixed, It all depends on all stars lining up for you.

Yumyum1.

NDS and King spa are pretty good.

NDS is on Sand Lake, across the street from the Florida Mall. Actually, it is directly across the street from the Chili's there.

King Spa is on Colonial, one block east of Dean Road, next to a barber shop.

Another one you might consider is UMassage. It is on Vineland, across the street from Universal Studios. It's in a kind of upscale looking strip mall near a salon, and theres an outpatient imaging facility at the end.

A newer AMP that has gotten some positive reviews recently is Cherry Blossom, on the west end of town. I've never been but I'm sure someone will chime in with the location & services.

[RowdyReptile]

So last week I sampled MM for the first time and left a lengthy review this week I sampled BO and wanted to do the same. I'll start with the session and then get to the crazy part. I walked in and Mamasan greets me, she is a Hispanic lady with long curly hurt somewhat heavyset and she asks have I been here before. I reply no and she escorts me to a room and says okay it's $$ 45 mins and $$40 for 1 hour. I go with 45 mins. She then told me to leave the money on the stand and I'm like can I see the girls first? (Per reviews I see your suppose to get a line up of girls) so she walks me out the room and 2 girls walk up Sky and I cannot remember the other girls name for the life of me. Both Hispanic. Sky is fairly petite and has a nice little booty, the other girl is short and somewhat chubby but her Butt is much more massive. I choose sky because the weight of the other girls was turning me off. So here we go. Sky comes in and helps me get undressed and immediately lays me down on my back. She grabs jr and gets him ready and she pops a hat on real fast and started with CBJ. It was fairly good tbh but she did not go over 5 minutes. Then she gets on top to CG. She's a good rider and the action was good but like no TS, no kissing, barely any touching, she only let me suck her nips for about 20 seconds. We switched to doggy and then to mish and back to doggy. The action itself was good because not going to lie she is very tight and that kitty was creaming naturally but she was rushing for sure and kept telling me to finish her for. After about 15-20 minutes of this I bend her over and pounded it out until I pop. Service wise. Horrible. Couldn't hold a candle to MM only good thing about the session was that her kitty was very good.

On top of the time shorted, if she went on video, I would just say holding my phone.

Let's call the police and let them sort this all out.

They would have got your ass out of there with half the refund real fast.

We really are in control in situations like that, don't let them put you on your heals.