Massage Parlor Reports

**MikeWall** · 02-02-23 19:50

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Good stuff, found them online in regards to location. Looks like next door is Myrna Massage. Another stand alone location. Website is basic, they are open late. May be worth an inquiry also.

Looked up Myrna Massage but saw one link that said they were perm closed. Is it actually open?

**WaRubMonger** · 02-02-23 18:43

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.

Good stuff, found them online in regards to location. Looks like next door is Myrna Massage. Another stand alone location. Website is basic, they are open late. May be worth an inquiry also.

**VillageRat** · 02-02-23 18:03

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.

Originally Posted by RustyWebfFoot [View Original Post]

Any extras in the past?

**VillageRat** · 02-02-23 17:53

The subject line on this comment won the internet today. That's what all of the Korean places in north Lynnwood / South Everett are. They aren't even aunties. They're grannies.

But. If you're a gramp and into women your own age, all power to you.

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

All of those are 60+ in age.

**MassageFunStuf** · 02-02-23 13:55

I have a read a lot of positive reviews on Lin's but wanted to know if the service is still the same? Any recent visits to Lin's? Who all are working these days?

**Original703** · 02-02-23 12:28

Originally Posted by LikeARock22 [View Original Post]

I rarely stop in for a massage but thought I'd try out this spot. Was hoping to see Mona since I heard she has fantastic large nips.

Mona was not there but might be back next month. I was going to leave but there was new girl as of today. Mia caught my attention with her little red dress and cleavage. She was a load of fun. Sweet personality and at least D Cup or bigger with thick nips. She seemed like late 20's to 30's.

Was going to PM you but figured I'm probably not the only one wondering: was your SODO visit to Sunshine Massage? And what was your total out-of-pocket (house + gratuity)? I inferred, based on your other posts, that you got a massage and a HE.

Thanks in advance.

**LikeARock22** · 02-02-23 01:34

I rarely stop in for a massage but thought I'd try out this spot. Was hoping to see Mona since I heard she has fantastic large nips.

Mona was not there but might be back next month. I was going to leave but there was new girl as of today. Mia caught my attention with her little red dress and cleavage. She was a load of fun. Sweet personality and at least D Cup or bigger with thick nips. She seemed like late 20's to 30's.

**Spectacular** · 02-02-23 00:46

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

Kings has Candy, Queen, and Jennifer all will deliver a good time. Euro Touch has gotten Toy and a couple other providers back so it is slowly returning to the level it used to be. Both seem slow in the customers coming In probably due to the economy.

All of those are 60+ in age.

**RustyWebfFoot** · 02-01-23 21:30

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Never heard of it until two minutes ago. According to the links you shared, it seems brand new as of yesterday.

I know exactly where it is. It's a little house that used to be a massage place before too. I saw a gal there early in the pandemic. I believe the gal at that time was either Filipina or Thai, I forget. May have to check it out!

Any extras in the past?

**HarleySteve** · 02-01-23 21:10

Stopped by Magic Spa in south Everett the other day. Hunched over older lady named Yung said she was the receptionist greeted me. This lady has got to be in her late 70's and not in the best of health. Could not bring myself to go inside and see what would be massaging me. Told her I forgot my wallet and exited as quickly as possible. All I can say is wow!

**GeniusCasanova** · 02-01-23 18:14

Is Amy still at Crown Spa, and if she is, does she still provide the same amazing services?

**HarleySteve** · 02-01-23 16:29

Originally Posted by HornDogEmpire [View Original Post]

Thinking of hitting up kings or euro in the morning, last time I went to euro and wasn't disappointed, but wasn't exactly impressed with Pepsi. Any recommendations?

Kings has Candy, Queen, and Jennifer all will deliver a good time. Euro Touch has gotten Toy and a couple other providers back so it is slowly returning to the level it used to be. Both seem slow in the customers coming In probably due to the economy.

**VillageRat** · 02-01-23 16:02

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Anyone heard of this place?

https://crystal-asian-spa-massage-therapist.business.site/

https://crystalasianmassage. b l og s p o t.com/

Seems intriguing. Think it's where Myrna used to be?

Never heard of it until two minutes ago. According to the links you shared, it seems brand new as of yesterday.

I know exactly where it is. It's a little house that used to be a massage place before too. I saw a gal there early in the pandemic. I believe the gal at that time was either Filipina or Thai, I forget. May have to check it out!

**HornDogEmpire** · 02-01-23 00:37

Thinking of hitting up kings or euro in the morning, last time I went to euro and wasn't disappointed, but wasn't exactly impressed with Pepsi. Any recommendations?

**ILuvazns** · 01-31-23 23:26

Originally Posted by AvereageQ [View Original Post]

I was curious about her after all the mentions of her and saw her for the first time last week. Nice person. Good strong massage. It was still $$ for the hour. BB was avail. Greek was off the menu. She was surprisingly snug down there. The main event was lack luster IMO, and I was having difficulty looking past certain things. I most likely won't see her again.

Ya she's getting up there in age, and something about the scar bugs me.