Massage Parlor Reports

**Fit312** · 02-03-23 20:17

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Where do yall park lmfao.

Street parking is free on Sunday, but it's usually not that bad over there even if you have to pay. I think that's Kelly's day off, but the other girls are generally DTF. Just beware of Soldier Field parking restrictions when they have events.

**Sfgop2A** · 02-03-23 18:48

Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

**FellowMonger** · 02-03-23 17:38

Just to preface, I think I saw Kelly. Didn't get her name but based off reviews I"m assuming so.

Not too bad looking, I'd say low 30's? Some good man mades. Small ass but it's fine. Really gets in there for a BBBJ. Had her finger in my ass as she was going up and down. Would repeat to see what else she's down for but parking is awful. Where do yall park lmfao.

**Miamiat** · 02-03-23 14:38

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

Try S&L on south Michigan ave. Not the youngest girl but pretty much L2 guaranteed and BB if you want it. Ask for Kelly, she is little moody but good skills and great body. Good Luck.

SpaDude, Good advice. I would have said the same. Check your messages, if you would.

**Shorty58** · 02-03-23 14:11

Originally Posted by Yes11 [View Original Post]

Does kendall offer L3 or L2.

Kendall has been around for a while, I believe under a different name. I contacted her a while ago and she seemed very bitchy so I didn't follow through. Has anyone had a good experience with her? I suspect her "VIP" at 600 is FS.

**Jinurso** · 02-03-23 01:34

Originally Posted by Bryzzo [View Original Post]

Visited with Leila this week. Pics are probably her, but flattering of course. She's got very attractive eyes. Lots of tats if you care about that. Chunky but still shapely. Heavier down below compared to up top.

Menu is typical of the girls who work there and is somewhat open. Went for full service for 2. She tried to go higher I wasn't having it. No go on bbj. She was quite nice, and admitted she is still feeling her way on pricing. CBJ & a few positions, she was enthusiastic during the act.

I likely won't repeat simply because the CBJ is always a let down to me.

Great review, thanks! Sounds like another standard experience, which is too bad. Was anything else available? DATY? Kissing? She looks Latina from the photo. How's her English?

**Dukat** · 02-02-23 21:11

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

I'm preaching to the choir, but it goes to show the importance of always paying with cash. BHC will be under law enforcement's microscope for the foreseeable future.

**ConfuciusMan** · 02-02-23 19:30

Just saw on the NBC news. A client stab a massage therapist in the Neck and body after an argument. She's in the hospital in critical condition.

**SpaDude777** · 02-02-23 16:11

Originally Posted by SuperTrooper [View Original Post]

Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!

Try S&L on south Michigan ave. Not the youngest girl but pretty much L2 guaranteed and BB if you want it. Ask for Kelly, she is little moody but good skills and great body. Good Luck.

**Bryzzo** · 02-02-23 15:31

Visited with Leila this week. Pics are probably her, but flattering of course. She's got very attractive eyes. Lots of tats if you care about that. Chunky but still shapely. Heavier down below compared to up top.

Menu is typical of the girls who work there and is somewhat open. Went for full service for 2. She tried to go higher I wasn't having it. No go on bbj. She was quite nice, and admitted she is still feeling her way on pricing. CBJ & a few positions, she was enthusiastic during the act.

I likely won't repeat simply because the CBJ is always a let down to me.

**OF Charlie** · 02-02-23 14:33

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

The scoop is that the guy pulled off the cover and tried to bareback the girl and she got mad.

People wonder why Chicago can't get young and hot girls. This incident surely won't help. News has already traveled among the girls. Two girls have cancelled their scheduled visits. April said she probably won't be coming to Chicago anymore since she only goes to BHC. The whole thing is sad.

**LookinAround1** · 02-02-23 13:17

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

I was planning on going in on Monday to see lili. But ill stay away for now. Hope the girl pulls through.

**SpaGuy21** · 02-02-23 12:41

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290.

And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...rlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.

Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.

Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.

Good luck and be safe.

**Yes11** · 02-02-23 11:59

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbf...b-e9f9c5af0f8c

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/25a10fc...1-2d71b43fdb96

https://www.mslunalatina.com/

SXL in south loop might be a bit far.

Does kendall offer L3 or L2.

**Coopertars** · 02-02-23 11:46

Originally Posted by SuperTrooper [View Original Post]

Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbf...b-e9f9c5af0f8c

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/25a10fc...1-2d71b43fdb96

https://www.mslunalatina.com/

SXL in south loop might be a bit far.