Streetwalker Reports

[AnonBuxz]

I totally agree with you HankScorpio, Beefnoodlesoup, Swaggy. You guys hit the bullseye with that assessment without a doubt. Look where this guy is from. EAST BUMFUCK NEW YOK. We should really expect nothing less from those inbreds. You know, you can lead a horse to water but can't make it drink. It's so much more complicated with a jackass.

Some people have their heads so far up their own asses that they accept no advice clearly meant to assist them in their quest. Once their head enters their own ass it swells fatter than it already is and remains there until they find out for themselves what the rest of us already know. It's going to happen. I highly doubt there are three girls left in the world that would find him at all interesting. He's probably got two good hands he uses frequently to jack off with when he refuses to lower his expectations. When he arrives in Kensington he will end up doing just that because these girls won't put up with his attitude. So enjoy your monkey-slapping adventure SonofAnus. Correction SonofVenus.

This loser wants to come to the big boys playground and make the rules as he goes along. Let him come and see how the big boys laugh when we say "I TOLD YOU SO DICKHEAD". He's trying to impress us with his comic book logic. What he fails at seeing is it takes a lot more than comic books to impress us. If he truly has the balls to come to Kensington with his little boys pants on he will learn the hard way this is not a page out of his favorite comic book. Let him live in his comic fantasy world. He will come to when he gets bitchslapped here. So, sit back and grab the popcorn when his Romper Room fantasy begins. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

I didn't think SonofVenus' response was even bad or remotely insulting to what you said. Not sure why it garnered such an aggressive responsive from you but this seems pretty unnecessary imo.

Since it's the beginning of the month I highly doubt there's been any action out there, however, anyone find any gems out there lately? Been trying to find that latina chick talked about further down this thread but no dice.

[Adelita]

There's a place called the Carlyle that does hourly and nightly. Its about 10-15 min away from the ave. Its about 20/80 from what I recall and you can give them a fake name. Haven't been there in a while so some things may have changed.

There are also many good options on Roosevelt blvd. Many look the other way on people coming in and out as long as you don't cause trouble and you make your payments. There were a few people I used to see at the motel 6. Haven't been there in a while so things may have also changed there.

Thanks I truly appreciate the information if you ever visit Chicago I'll return the favor with all the guidance you need.

[Gator145]

W. T. F.

Something wrong with this fellow.

I totally agree with you HankScorpio, Beefnoodlesoup, Swaggy. You guys hit the bullseye with that assessment without a doubt. Look where this guy is from. EAST BUMFUCK NEW YOK. We should really expect nothing less from those inbreds. You know, you can lead a horse to water but can't make it drink. It's so much more complicated with a jackass.

Some people have their heads so far up their own asses that they accept no advice clearly meant to assist them in their quest. Once their head enters their own ass it swells fatter than it already is and remains there until they find out for themselves what the rest of us already know. It's going to happen. I highly doubt there are three girls left in the world that would find him at all interesting. He's probably got two good hands he uses frequently to jack off with when he refuses to lower his expectations. When he arrives in Kensington he will end up doing just that because these girls won't put up with his attitude. So enjoy your monkey-slapping adventure SonofAnus. Correction SonofVenus.

This loser wants to come to the big boys playground and make the rules as he goes along. Let him come and see how the big boys laugh when we say "I TOLD YOU SO DICKHEAD". He's trying to impress us with his comic book logic. What he fails at seeing is it takes a lot more than comic books to impress us. If he truly has the balls to come to Kensington with his little boys pants on he will learn the hard way this is not a page out of his favorite comic book. Let him live in his comic fantasy world. He will come to when he gets bitchslapped here. So, sit back and grab the popcorn when his Romper Room fantasy begins. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

[HankScorpio]

I want to thank you for your, well stated, detailed, informative response. I will think about it, making this trip, And would also like to thank you for describing Gotham City from Batman: The animated series from the 90's.

W. T. F.

Something wrong with this fellow.

[KGuy10]

I am going to start over. I am looking to visit Kensington. Most likely in the warm weather season, 1 girl would work. 2-3 at a time if this possible would be nice for a movie mostly,(I've made movies with 2 girls) In my area in NY most of the girls know each other and will play nice for such an event, So I have had 2 girls as a time not 3 girls. Yet. My area is drying up, hope the summer yields new crops.

In Kensington (don't concern yourself about my drive its my vehicle and gas) Is it possible in the warmer months to get one girl and maybe a 2nd, assuming some of these girls know each other. The "smarter ones" know how to hang onto a phone, but I've seen smarter ones loose a phone on average of 4 days of not 4 hours. If you are able to give advice on this search I would appreciate it. If not. I know where not to go.

I found a regular a long time ago on the ave who I still see and we have had multiple 3 somes with her bringing a different girl each time had to build the trust with her first before I even attempted someone I did t know joining.

[SwaggyBruuuh]

I am going to start over. I am looking to visit Kensington. Most likely in the warm weather season, 1 girl would work. 2-3 at a time if this possible would be nice for a movie mostly,(I've made movies with 2 girls) In my area in NY most of the girls know each other and will play nice for such an event, So I have had 2 girls as a time not 3 girls. Yet. My area is drying up, hope the summer yields new crops.

In Kensington (don't concern yourself about my drive its my vehicle and gas) Is it possible in the warmer months to get one girl and maybe a 2nd, assuming some of these girls know each other. The "smarter ones" know how to hang onto a phone, but I've seen smarter ones loose a phone on average of 4 days of not 4 hours. If you are able to give advice on this search I would appreciate it. If not. I know where not to go.

My advice (since you're asking for advice) is to keep in mind that Kensington is The most dangerous track on the east coast. Since you're from out of town (and the girls will Read you Very quickly) try for one successful pickup 1st. You're a newbie from out of town and you trying to score two girls at once? 99.99% you going to get robbed & they going to set you up. But be safe anyways.

[SonOfVenus]

I have been around Philly for a number of years. Not many of us here can offer reliable advice that relates to what the summer may be like to find what it is you may seek. It has little to do with where you may be from nor how long a drive it might be to get here.

Many of us guys here can be a little rough around the edges, me included. That's not because we don't want to help. We have seen so much that we really don't want to see a visitor become the next news story and attract unwanted attention to our game plan.

Let's understand this is not the safest place in the world to play. It's not even in the top ten of the safest. It is very dangerous, to put it bluntly. Everywhere you look there are hustlers, thieves, scammers, thugs, addicts, LEO. Watch the news and you will agree many of the cops are worse than the rest of the environment here. Nobody here does anything for nothing. They hold a door for you they expect a tip.

I want to thank you for your, well stated, detailed, informative response. I will think about it, making this trip, And would also like to thank you for describing Gotham City from Batman: The animated series from the 90's.

[Ken Allen]

Found another rare gem fellas. Picked her up at the Bull yesterday afternoon. My first inkling was that she was walking to the El to go to work then when I slowed down she gave me the look. Very well dressed, nice professionally done hair and nails and a walk of someone not high. I pulled over, she wouldn't get in right away, looked around inside the truck asked some questions general statements almost like she was a cop. After 5 minutes of intelligent conversations she got in. We sat there another 10 minutes talking and we headed off. Now you seniors know about my prostectomy and her and I discussed that in detail and my current inability to get a hard on. Didn't bother her in the lest. She had a spot I was unfamiliar with up Torresdale and when we parked there was no money up front she just went to town. Terrific thin body, blonde 32 not on dope but does smoke crack but not feverishly. Very well dressed, nice makeup very intelligent conversation, a real treat. We spent an hour there. She did anything I asked and damn I wish I had met her before surgery. I gave her 100 and she said 60 would be just fine, like WTF. I made her keep all of it. I'm heading back to see her Friday. Don't have her permission yet to give out her number to seniors but working on that for you all. I'll keep you posted.

Nice find. If you get her numbers I would be interested (and pics).

Thanks.

Ken.

[HankScorpio]

So I'm from Chicago I plan on coming to Philly just for the hunt I want to get a room somewhere near the kensington area I need motel suggestions tht I can look up and also if there is any other strolls with good candy I can check out as well I'm not familiar with Philly at all so landmarks and such be a big help in the description and thanks in advance.

There's a place called the Carlyle that does hourly and nightly. Its about 10-15 min away from the ave. Its about 20/80 from what I recall and you can give them a fake name. Haven't been there in a while so some things may have changed.

There are also many good options on Roosevelt blvd. Many look the other way on people coming in and out as long as you don't cause trouble and you make your payments. There were a few people I used to see at the motel 6. Haven't been there in a while so things may have also changed there.

[HankScorpio]

I am going to start over. I am looking to visit Kensington. Most likely in the warm weather season, 1 girl would work. 2-3 at a time if this possible would be nice for a movie mostly,(I've made movies with 2 girls) In my area in NY most of the girls know each other and will play nice for such an event, So I have had 2 girls as a time not 3 girls. Yet. My area is drying up, hope the summer yields new crops.

In Kensington (don't concern yourself about my drive its my vehicle and gas) Is it possible in the warmer months to get one girl and maybe a 2nd, assuming some of these girls know each other. The "smarter ones" know how to hang onto a phone, but I've seen smarter ones loose a phone on average of 4 days of not 4 hours. If you are able to give advice on this search I would appreciate it. If not. I know where not to go.

No you won't find that here.

[FindInIt]

Anybody seen Stephanie who used to hang out under the Emerald street bridge? Sometimes near Huntingdon too. Met her 4 or 5 times. Always a good date. Calm and easygoing. She seemed to have a good head on her shoulders. I know these girls come and go.

[Gator145]

I am going to start over. I am looking to visit Kensington. Most likely in the warm weather season, 1 girl would work. 2-3 at a time if this possible would be nice for a movie mostly,(I've made movies with 2 girls) In my area in NY most of the girls know each other and will play nice for such an event, So I have had 2 girls as a time not 3 girls. Yet. My area is drying up, hope the summer yields new crops.

In Kensington (don't concern yourself about my drive its my vehicle and gas) Is it possible in the warmer months to get one girl and maybe a 2nd, assuming some of these girls know each other. The "smarter ones" know how to hang onto a phone, but I've seen smarter ones loose a phone on average of 4 days of not 4 hours. If you are able to give advice on this search I would appreciate it. If not. I know where not to go.

I have been around Philly for a number of years. Not many of us here can offer reliable advice that relates to what the summer may be like to find what it is you may seek. It has little to do with where you may be from nor how long a drive it might be to get here.

Many of us guys here can be a little rough around the edges, me included. That's not because we don't want to help. We have seen so much that we really don't want to see a visitor become the next news story and attract unwanted attention to our game plan.

Let's understand this is not the safest place in the world to play. It's not even in the top ten of the safest. It is very dangerous, to put it bluntly. Everywhere you look there are hustlers, thieves, scammers, thugs, addicts, LEO. Watch the news and you will agree many of the cops are worse than the rest of the environment here. Nobody here does anything for nothing. They hold a door for you they expect a tip.

I have a motto I live by here. It's "NO FRIENDS IN KENSINGTON. " Not the girls, the mongers, the cops. Everyone here is looking for whatever they can get for nothing. They will do whatever they deem necessary to take anything from you including your car, cash, and credit cards or your life if they reap a dollar from the effort. Understand something else. You can be killed here in front of fifteen people and nobody sees anything. The thugs do not care who sees them do what including the police.

All that said if you still feel you can handle a visit to one of the most dangerous places in the USA Then go for it. I hope you use every precaution available. Take nothing here for granted.

There is not one of us here, no matter how experienced we are, That can offer a visitor any information about what the landscape will be like by summer. It can change her hourly. Girls that have been here years come and go. We do not really know who will and will not be available for what from day to day. I think that is the driving force behind most mongers. The constant change. No two visits are exactly alike. I know guys that visit the strip every couple of days. Some days they can't fight the girls off. On other days it can be a ghost town if you don't know where to look.

I would suggest when it gets closer to your visit date check with us then. We will have a better idea of what to suggest. Feel free to pm me as the date gets closer. I will share a better idea of what may be going on there from my perspective then. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

[Yogi9050]

Did she speak Spanish?

Not that I am aware.

[Member #6644]

Do you have Pictures?

Found another rare gem fellas. Picked her up at the Bull yesterday afternoon. My first inkling was that she was walking to the El to go to work then when I slowed down she gave me the look. Very well dressed, nice professionally done hair and nails and a walk of someone not high. I pulled over, she wouldn't get in right away, looked around inside the truck asked some questions general statements almost like she was a cop. After 5 minutes of intelligent conversations she got in. We sat there another 10 minutes talking and we headed off. Now you seniors know about my prostectomy and her and I discussed that in detail and my current inability to get a hard on. Didn't bother her in the lest. She had a spot I was unfamiliar with up Torresdale and when we parked there was no money up front she just went to town. Terrific thin body, blonde 32 not on dope but does smoke crack but not feverishly. Very well dressed, nice makeup very intelligent conversation, a real treat. We spent an hour there. She did anything I asked and damn I wish I had met her before surgery. I gave her 100 and she said 60 would be just fine, like WTF. I made her keep all of it. I'm heading back to see her Friday. Don't have her permission yet to give out her number to seniors but working on that for you all. I'll keep you posted.

[Jka2017]

Found Nicky by Buckius the other night. Short Puerto Rican SW. She asked if I liked it sloppy and I said absolutely. She made a mess, it was epic. Bring a towel gentlemen.

What time of day you pick her up?