Massage Parlor Reports

[MMAfighter205]

These are like, 7 ish weeks old, but figured I'd add them anyway since I previously bashed one and praised the other, but the experiences were in reverse the last times. Been recovering from a bad post-fight arm injury, no typing LOL, but what is right is right. All that said, lets do it.

-Amy. CB. Three Pops.

Before I go in, Big note for people newer like me who don't know. I didn't realize that the AMPs read these forums and can know you. I only went to CB one time and left that Sugar / CB review, that is it, BUT, when I went back the second time, she instantly remembered not just me, but that I left that review a while back. I'm probably more identifiable than most sure and the username is an obvious giveaway of that, but the only way she knew it was me is if she read it and remembered it had to be me! I was shocked that she opened convo with it when it wasn't even recent and I'd only been there once. In hindsight I should have went with "TheBigPlow101" for a username or something LOL but maybe the report would have given it away anyway. Big FYI for the noobs like me. If I was a smarter dude I'd restart this account as a generational farmer from Jacksonville who got jacked lifting hay or something LOL.

Anyway, the above happened, said I'd def let her know how it goes, etc, she was still cool overall. Asked my timing, went with the 45 min for $2. In came Amy, she was pretty cute, young, cool personality, right what I'd like to see. From the entry she was ready to go straight to business. Got the bbj preview in the room before the shower which set the tone, then in the shower room the usual compliments and offers you accept or decline. In the middle of shower festivities, some other chick came in and joined for a couple of minutes so I got like 2-3 minutes of double trouble in there which was pretty epic. Don't remember her name, but she leaves with the "come back for her" etc. More BJ. Broke character because the BJ game was elite and let it loose in the shower. Chick swallows it all and then boom pop #1, after we are going to the room. Kinda funny she tried to kiss me right after I was like nah LOL and she was like okay okay and laughed about it haha.

Back in the room, kisses all over me and drops down on her knees to get me up for round 2. Now I'm up again, cover up, and the action commence. Ran through the usuals, mish, cg, ds. Surprised how well she was able to handle the whole session, she was bringing it and no restraints, wild stuff. No over the top acting which I hate, a genuine session of smash. Boom Bam pop #2. Both of us a heap of sweaty mess. She seemed a bit stunned that it went down like that LOL. After, more compliments on physique etc, she's taking her sweet time caressing me I was like what is happening haha this is lovey, then she finally leaves.

She comes back, cleanup, she's asking how it was I'm like great, says I should come back etc. She starts touching it, I start kissing her neck, pull her in, etc. She holds me right between her action area, all this has me rising up again. She's joking about it like wow superman etc and "what do we do" and I'm like I have one idea haha. I can see her literally thinking, still stroking me sitting on me now, we're talking and teasing about it, stuff happens because that's life and bam smashing happens. I go full jackhammer mode because my mental clock knows time has to be short at this point, boom pop #3. Literally at pop #3 I get the knock, sounds like someone is kinda upset through the door. Amy says some Asian language stuff back, and after about a minute cleanup again. I start getting dressed as she steps out. Look at my phone, I've been there over an hour!! It was like 1 hour 10 minutes when I checked. Couldn't believe it. Sugar comes in asking how it was, I was like yo one of that GOAT experiences, she's like nah tell me the truth hahaha I was like nah for real this was amazing. Said make sure I don't go online and say something else then LOL. It was def epic. Met I think it was Candy with the come back for her stuff. Overall, this was probably the second best experience I've had ever in my short AMP life.

TLDR: I was instantly recognized from what I said in my first review, girl was pretty hot and great personality, service was super elite, 3 pops and way over time, definitely will check it out again in a couple of months after I recover more.

-Mandy / Mindy. MM. Skippable.

I'll keep this one shorter. Mandy or Mindy comes in the room, quick hellos and compliments, to the shower for the typical you'd expect. We get in there, wash up etc, starts giving the bbj. After a little she's like do I want to 69 I'm like nah pass (I always pass it), she's like okay and just stops the BJ and is like lets go LOL I'm like what haha okay. Had a feeling it was going to be kinda meh from that, little did I know what was coming. At the moment, I was thinking alright no biggie since the room is where the magic happens anyway.

In the room, BJ again, and I'm ready for action. Covers up, start off in ds, no lie first 20 seconds and she's like "oh ah, cum for me". What? I only got in like 25 strokes and you're saying cum for me?? So like 3 ish minutes in she's like oh it's hurting too big, etc. Alright switch positions, mish, couple minutes okay, then I speed it up, nah too much can't handle it. I'm like bruh, try side way my leg up, okay for a bit, add some action to it, nah going too deep LOL. Okay now what. I'm like just do the BJ then. Starts doing BJ with the fake moans, like come on you just did all that complaining I know you're not getting orgasmic from giving a BJ chill out. Okay, after a few minutes of BJ she's like okay HJ, I'm like nah I could have did that at home finish that BJ. She goes back to BJ, fake moaning is gone now, I guess she's mad. After like 3-4 more minutes, she stops and legit says "you're taking too long to cum, you finish it". I'm like wth there's still a bunch of time left, look. She checks the time, now is visibly super pissed because she sees I'm right, and goes back to BJ again. I'm a bit of a personality, so instead of letting this ruin my time and money, I start emphasising how amazing and mind-blowing it is feeling in exaggerated fashion while she is pissed off LOL.

Worst / Best part is when finishing she stops the BJ mid-cum to get the wipes, literally coming out her mouth and splashing her hahaha had to be intentional. Returned to give them to me to clean myself up and she bounced. I was actually laughing when she came back, which I think got her even more upset and she tossed them at me haha. Didn't see her again. After getting dressed, I told the Boss that she was meh and not into it and she said she'll address it and she'll set me up good when I return, but didn't talk about all the details because we talked about something else for a while. Then I got up out of there. This was the only time something like this happened so bad, so I'll chalk it up to an anomaly, for now, but yea, that was trash. Funny, but trash.

TLDR: She looked good, shower time was cut shorter than re spawning in Call of Duty, couldn't handle my size during session or just copped out to get out of it (or a bit of both), wanted me to do my own HJ until I told her nah you do BJ I'm not doing that, tried to cut my time short when I had like 10 minutes left, gave me the F you toss when giving the wipes LOL. I'll return because it is MM, since this bad experience was pretty bad yet kinda funny at the same time.

MMAFighter205 - You haven't lost until you stop fighting.

[DirkDig1]

Seen Nicole several times, she's amazing. Saw her yrs ago when she was new and had short hair and smaller natural boots, she was hot then and even hotter now. Whoever did her book job should be given an award. Perfect size and no scarring and still soft. Her service is spectacular. Paid the 200 and ended up being there for about an hour and 20 min, only because they weren't busy and she does recognize. Her and Vicki from the time they see you to the time you walk out the door, male you feel like a long lost boyfriend who they lust for. Nicole was playful and full of kisses and licks. Table shower was very sensual, she remembered I'm not into tuma or ass play so she shaped me up and body slide and used those lovely tits. Loved when she kissed my ear and reached under to fondle balls and stroke cock. Ob the flip she did a lot of dfk and slow sensual BBBJ, almost lost it in the ts. So back to room. More kissing and sucking on balls and slow licking up my shaft then trying to dt it. This girl makes love to your cool and really knows how to treat a man. She can ride with the nest of them, then I finished on top in the bag. She cleaned me up and layer next to me and we just made out like kids. No rush at all, just fondled and held her for a long while. I tell you, all the independent escorts and Latino providers and such could definitely learn a thing or two from these Asian ladies, they really know how to spoil a guy and make them feel like a bf for the full time paid. That's why they get the repeat business.

[Member #6362]

Those are the pics of the girls at MM. They are a little glammed up but accurate none the less.

I've met all of them at least once. But the actual girls there are hotter than those pics. No exaggeration.

[Batman6969]

Those are the pics of the girls at MM. They are a little glammed up but accurate none the less.

That is incorrect information. Even though they may be a close representation they are definitely NOT the actual pictures of the girls. I don't think I have ever seen actual pictures of girls working at any AMP at least not around here.

[EvilChil]

Well without seeing the ad you are referencing I would still believe that the pics are most likely not the exact spa attendants.

For obvious reasons.

But. But, I will say that "most" of the attendants I've interacted with there were, and are, very pretty if you happen to like Asian women.

And! I F4cking love Asian women. So, there's that.

[CosmoBlue]

Have you ever ordered from a menu and received a meal that looks like the one in the ad?

At least some of them are saying that the photos are representative of the talent you'll experience, but actual pictures vary.

NO - 99.999999% of the time, the AMP photos are models, filtering and make-up.

Not actual size as shown.

Those pictures to me were not the typical models pictures- I'm voting for real on most of them.

[Leon065]

Have you ever ordered from a menu and received a meal that looks like the one in the ad?

At least some of them are saying that the photos are representative of the talent you'll experience, but actual pictures vary.

NO - 99.999999% of the time, the AMP photos are models, filtering and make-up.

Not actual size as shown.

Just a general question. I followed the link provided. Are those actual photos of the masseuses at MM? I ask because as we all know most of the photos from AMPs are not legitimate.

Looking forward to visiting Orlando.

Thank you,

H19.

[FrankMeister]

I think you're looking for what MM stands for, it's Milk Massage. Their ad will give you more info, including address and phone number: https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...s/904856632348.

Thanks to a couple members here to help me with my weeklong visit in Orlando. If I lived here I would be broke. Went by this morning saw cherry everything as described. It cost less for much better service than it does in North Carolina where I'm from you guys are lucky.

[Azmodeus56]

I'm in Jacksonville and have paid nearly $$ and still didn't get anything like I have in the all in places in Orlando. My only negative I've ever had was the time limit of 45 minutes. If an extra 40 gets me a full hour I'll pay it.

[EvilChil]

MM was quite busy on Sunday in the late morning.

So basically a repeat of my last visit to MM, I went in asking for Sunny and got Mimi.

No complaints at all, she is a trooper and does it all 100%.

Keiko told me Sunny was unavailable for a bit, that's fine.

She told me to try the "new girl Cherry" next, interestingly I see recent report that kinda steers me back toward sweet Mimi or maybe I will finally get to see more of Sunny than I saw in the shower room that day a few weeks ago.

So recap, Mimi is a good choice! Don't wear her out!!

[New2Jax]

Those are the pics of the girls at MM. They are a little glammed up but accurate none the less.

Just a general question. I followed the link provided. Are those actual photos of the masseuses at MM? I ask because as we all know most of the photos from AMPs are not legitimate.

Looking forward to visiting Orlando.

Thank you,

H19.

[Cook72]

I can afford it too, but it's just pussy, there is always more elsewhere, over 50% of population has one. Above $200 and I walk, always have and always will. Even walked away from my GOAT that I saw for years.

I probably shouldn't say always will, that's a longtime, well may be, at my age who knows. But I have held that for a dozen years and seen some amazing ladies. Don't expect to change anytime soon and if I do I will reduce visits. I guess it's only worth so much to me. Hell, my general practice attorney makes about that for 30 minutes, I usually get F'd there too. In this hobby, higher $ does not nesessairly yeild better.

[Mtnboy49]

Problem is, when inflation goes back down, dare we say even to a Recession, and all the prices come back down....

That's the thing with Inflation. The rate things go up will come down but, price of poontang won't. We used to pay $10 (Ten dollars) for a quickie, $20 for a half and half in the cat houses in Nevada in the 60's and 70's. By late 80's it was $50 to $100. Now, it's close to a thousand.

Prices of real estate and some food may come down but, the days of a quality experience for under $$$ are numbered. Enjoy it while you can.

Another way to look at it is a 45 minute to an hour fling has been about a day's wages for a tradesman. I worked in mines in the West abd day's wage was $25 to $30. Piece if tail was $25. A framing carpenter or bricklayer's wages are about how much a day? I don't know but, It's probably close to $20 an hour. Right?

[Hentai19]

I think you're looking for what MM stands for, it's Milk Massage. Their ad will give you more info, including address and phone number: https://skipthegames.com/posts/orlan...s/904856632348.

Just a general question. I followed the link provided. Are those actual photos of the masseuses at MM? I ask because as we all know most of the photos from AMPs are not legitimate.

Looking forward to visiting Orlando.

Thank you,

H19.

[Retro21]

Does anyone have a login.

Yeah, DM me.