Massage Parlor Reports

**Minnanon** · 01-31-23 21:18

Originally Posted by Mitch69 [View Original Post]

Best not to get a provider there after mealtime. Their farts can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

As KC said in the post below yours, sometimes its the kimchi.

Back in the day, I was a regular at the Waterbury CT area spas before the early 2000's busts. The farts were atrocious. But having a girl bouncing away in cowgirl and then let out this huge, wet, from the depths of hell, kimchi and grilled fish belch right in your face--mood and boner killer.

**DeerField** · 01-31-23 21:05

Originally Posted by LiveMonger [View Original Post]

I've endured a couple gassy ones at RL, but the worst was at Superb listening to one poop. She sounded like a dude on the thrown. And then she wafted the damn stench in the room with her.

Food nutrition 101- cabbage broccoli cauliflower radishes.

I never eat the day I visit since I've let a few out myself before.

We don't have East European here (never understand why not) but they can be just as floral.

**LiveMonger** · 01-31-23 17:45

Originally Posted by Mitch69 [View Original Post]

Best not to get a provider there after mealtime. Their farts can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

I've endured a couple gassy ones at RL, but the worst was at Superb listening to one poop. She sounded like a dude on the thrown. And then she wafted the damn stench in the room with her.

**Dfixx** · 01-31-23 17:14

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

Where is this? Sounds like the one on Billingsley.

Polaris Apts near mall.

**RickMann** · 01-31-23 17:00

Originally Posted by Dfixx [View Original Post]

I recently visited and drew Linda? 50's bigger fake cans. Was overall meh.

Where is this? Sounds like the one on Billingsley.

**JonHangcok** · 01-31-23 16:33

Originally Posted by Mitch69 [View Original Post]

Best not to get a provider there after mealtime. Their farts can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

MAN! I almost spit out my whiskey laughing at this! I've never had one of the ladies rip one during any of my visits to RL or anywhere else. I must've gotten lucky. One time at the old Lavender spa my stomach was growling the whole time during the massage. Afterwards she wouldn't let me leave until I ate a couple freshly delivered pork dumplings. Now that's service!

The flatulence can't' be that bad, I mean you still stayed for the HE.

**Dfixx** · 01-31-23 16:25

Originally Posted by ChrisCanders [View Original Post]

Went back to the "Polaris" Asians, hadn't seen them in quite a while. I was pleasantly surprised. Attractive girl probably in 30's, decent English and a nice girl. Started off with a good massage in a cute short nightgown. Then CBJ, almost came just from that. Very accommodating, rode me a while, forward and reverse and fished in doggy. She got into in, good time. Will definitely repeat, especially since I cannot get a hold of the Riverside Asians anymore. Damage was 160.

I recently visited and drew Linda? 50's bigger fake cans. Was overall meh.

**Mitch69** · 01-31-23 14:59

Originally Posted by LiveMonger [View Original Post]

It's a combination of many things I think. The food they cook back in the back, the place itself, and the oil they use sometimes stinks. And hopefully they're cleaning those sheets more than a couple times a day.

Best not to get a provider there after mealtime. Their farts can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

**KC7676** · 01-31-23 14:32

Originally Posted by LiveMonger [View Original Post]

It's a combination of many things I think. The food they cook back in the back, the place itself, and the oil they use sometimes stinks. And hopefully they're cleaning those sheets more than a couple times a day.

Many times it's Kimchi (fermented Cabbage, Radish & Cucumber).

**Tirems33** · 01-31-23 11:53

Originally Posted by BigStv [View Original Post]

Yes Riverside Asians are there, just had a date over there yesterday.

Just not having any luck finding this. Do you mind pointing me in the right direction for this place? Thanks.

**Ghana2016** · 01-31-23 09:54

I stop by there last Saturday. I was met by an above average Asian girl. However this is the only positive thing I can say. I waited in the room for twenty minutes. When the girl came in, she demanded her tip upfront before an extras were provided. I told her the tip comes at the end. She asked how much I was going to give her. I told her it defends on the level of service that is given. She got mad and changed my hour massage to a half hour & gave me $20 back. Guys get you passports and get the FUCK out of the Matrix to have your fun. If you can't or not willing than Do not go to this spot!

**RickMann** · 01-31-23 06:15

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

Yeah, it's definitely the worst at RL. I don't think I'm going back there, grosses me out thinking about it.

The worst is Rejuvenation I don't like walking on the carpet LOL.

**TheMilkMan13** · 01-30-23 16:46

Originally Posted by DeskJockey [View Original Post]

Their sheets/towels are not changed for each customer, they get a quick rinse in a bucket of water. This is according to her. One can imagine what fluid traces are left on the body after multiple reuses. I reckon this is how it is at a majority of amps

Yeah, it's definitely the worst at RL. I don't think I'm going back there, grosses me out thinking about it.

**Kwak2400** · 01-30-23 15:16

Originally Posted by DeskJockey [View Original Post]

Their sheets/towels are not changed for each customer, they get a quick rinse in a bucket of water. This is according to her. One can imagine what fluid traces are left on the body after multiple reuses. I reckon this is how it is at a majority of amps

I've no way of knowing what the practice is currently as I've been out of the game for awhile, but I can remember the woman changing the sheets on the table while I got dressed at White Rose.

**DeskJockey** · 01-30-23 15:00

Their sheets/towels are not changed for each customer, they get a quick rinse in a bucket of water. This is according to her. One can imagine what fluid traces are left on the body after multiple reuses. I reckon this is how it is at a majority of amps

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan13 [View Original Post]

Does anyone else feel like after they go to RL, they smell afterwards. It's definitely the best service, but that alone makes me not want to go back.