Massage Parlor Reports

[Slugo]

Yep. For better service you need to travel, like to Houston.

Or Orlando, been in Florida last few months. I could get use to this, pickleball and fucking Orientals. LOL.

[RedPontiacX]

Stopped by Dreamers Spa (formerly Relaxation, formerly Ping) on Nat west of Sunny Slope yesterday. The lead was 40's, a little chubby, but otherwise nice looking with pretty good English. They were busy but she said to come back later and I would get a 4 hand for the price of 2 hand 1 hr. Claimed she had a new girl that she was training. Turns out the "trainee" was tall, slender, with a killer body. She wore a mask so can't comment on face or age but seemed young. Don't think she spoke a word of English.

The 4-hand was very good but strictly legit. No teasing or suggestions at all. May repeat next time I want a massage but my expectations are low.

Typically, it's been my experience 4 hands is usually (but not always) no fun zone. Unless all participants are very familiar with each other. Most of these girls are not used to putting their talents on display even though I'm sure they verbally exchange information with one another. I will usually take 30 minutes with 4 hands and 30 minutes solo with the one who seems more accommodating.

[Craven Morehead]

All bs. They're old grannies for the most part. Okay massage and a HJ at the end. Anything else is rare in Wisconsin.

Yep. For better service you need to travel, like to Houston.

[Iceman20]

All bs. They're old grannies for the most part. Okay massage and a HJ at the end. Anything else is rare in Wisconsin.

Stopped by Dreamers Spa (formerly Relaxation, formerly Ping) on Nat west of Sunny Slope yesterday. The lead was 40's, a little chubby, but otherwise nice looking with pretty good English. They were busy but she said to come back later and I would get a 4 hand for the price of 2 hand 1 hr. Claimed she had a new girl that she was training. Turns out the "trainee" was tall, slender, with a killer body. She wore a mask so can't comment on face or age but seemed young. Don't think she spoke a word of English.

The 4-hand was very good but strictly legit. No teasing or suggestions at all. May repeat next time I want a massage but my expectations are low.

[MilMong]

I've been reading the reviews on the Asian parlors. I've been curious but all I ever have read is they are all old fat ugly. At least half are no BJ or sex.

All the ads show young pretty girls tho. Is it all just bs or do you need a special password?

All bs. They're old grannies for the most part. Okay massage and a HJ at the end. Anything else is rare in Wisconsin.

[Incredulous411]

I've been reading the reviews on the Asian parlors. I've been curious but all I ever have read is they are all old fat ugly. At least half are no BJ or sex.

All the ads show young pretty girls tho. Is it all just bs or do you need a special password?

[BrewCityGuy]

Stopped by on Sunday. Everything was just average including the jackhammer finish. Only thing that wasn't average was the tip request. Ms. Poutyface wanted above normal for a no frills finish. Kind of seems to be the routine here. I don't think I'll be returning anytime soon.

[Double Life]

This is massage parlor reports. Not escorts.

She advertises massage parlor services. For those interested read her Erotic Monkey post.

[BarOfSoap]

I agree with you double. Im also 98% sure she had just taken a meth hit (or whatever its called) before I showed up

This is massage parlor reports. Not escorts.

[BarOfSoap]

I tried a few times to see if I could get more. The last time I tried, I went there with $200 extra and a cover. She promptly said no and continued with a very good HE. She did look at the back corner a few times. It got me thinking there is a camera in the room for mama San to keep tabs on them.

If you think there is a camera, hit the lights if you can and use your camera on your phone to spot a light.

[Nedder]

Yes, we are talking about the same Rayna with the play room and dolls and occasional friends. I went to see her because of the good reviews. I did not provide a review at the time because, in part, I was disgusted with myself having gone thru with the act. Secondly, I didn't want to poop on your parade. I only saw her and she had not yet acquired her dolls. So, for me, there is not one thing about her that I found attractive, her service sucked, no redeeming quality whatsoever. Like I said, there is a lid for every pot. She's nasty!. (To me). She is the quintessential disgusting fat ugly Milwaukee chick that thinks she's something special.

I agree with you double. I’m also 98% sure she had just taken a meth hit (or whatever it’s called) before I showed up

[MilMong]

I've been there a few times and upstairs usually. Never able to get anything more than HE. Maybe I need to flash some money but not sure I want to do that or how much LOL.

Anyone know how often they get new girls?

I went maybe 20 times over two years and got more once. Spent more than I should have but little head was thinking. Novelty was good.

[LifeGuy]

Haven't been there in over a year but just stop in there yesterday. Talked to a woman named AMY. Anyone know how many girls are there and can you get more if you offer more to them? Amy was wearing a mask and she remember my name from a year ago. Anyone wit h info would help and you can just I'm if you would rather. THANKS OG2.

I went last week and was very disappointed, bad massage and and even worse ending. Sorry that I did not get her name, I will not be returning for a while. You can get way better service and anything you want down in Chicago. It's a long drive but it is worth it.

[CrocsStayOn]

Yes. Your mileage may vary but the only time I've gotten more was upstairs.

I've been there a few times and upstairs usually. Never able to get anything more than HE. Maybe I need to flash some money but not sure I want to do that or how much LOL.

Anyone know how often they get new girls?

[Croppyboy]

Which one were you at? Water St or out by Walmart.

I have not been out there since last summer, was going to make a trip again.

Went last week and will not repeat. The young pretty girl is gone replaced by an older girl who is pushy and demanding. Worst ending I've ever had. Not worth the time or drama.