EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**ChgoGuySouth** · 02-08-23 17:52

While searching around, I feel like there are at least 3 mt's at this location. Anyone have any insight? DM is ok.

**Zeuss** · 02-06-23 00:48

Originally Posted by JohnRocket99 [View Original Post]

You are correct, it was in a complex off of Oak, although later she moved to her condo. Good times, definitely 10-15 years ago to start for me. Found her off this forum.

I vaguely remember something off Oak. Like in a lower level / half basement? Beyond Imagination kinda rings a bell; so many places LOL.

**JohnRocket99** · 02-05-23 17:17

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Where was that? Like off Frontage road? I remember a couple of places off the frontage road, like Tats and someone else. That was like ten years ago though.

You are correct, it was in a complex off of Oak, although later she moved to her condo. Good times, definitely 10-15 years ago to start for me. Found her off this forum.

**Zeuss** · 02-03-23 00:02

Originally Posted by JohnRocket99 [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if anyone recalls Irene from Beyond Imagination in Northfield. Blonde with big rack, we had some fun back in the day. I think she's retired but if anyone still sees her, I'd like to connect again.

Thanks.

JR.

Where was that? Like off Frontage road? I remember a couple of places off the frontage road, like Tats and someone else. That was like ten years ago though.

**FnlvnGuy** · 01-31-23 21:46

You can skip and try something else. For sure there are better options.

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

**Walker333** · 01-31-23 21:32

Originally Posted by JohnRocket99 [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if anyone recalls Irene from Beyond Imagination in Northfield. Blonde with big rack, we had some fun back in the day. I think she's retired but if anyone still sees her, I'd like to connect again.

Thanks.

JR.

Yes, of course I recall her. As far as can remember, I tried to get in touch with her right after the fucken COVID, I guess it was early fall of 2020, I'm not 100% positive. In any case, I had her number and texted her. To my surprise I've got a response a week or so later reading something like that "honey thanks so much, me no work no more" I wrote her back with no results and that was the end of it.

**JohnRocket99** · 01-31-23 19:41

I'm wondering if anyone recalls Irene from Beyond Imagination in Northfield. Blonde with big rack, we had some fun back in the day. I think she's retired but if anyone still sees her, I'd like to connect again.

Thanks.

JR.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:14

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

Lana has been around for years in Northbrook; been at 1290 for several years. She gets the job done and has a decent body, but that's it. Nothing to write home about.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:12

Originally Posted by KiwiEater48 [View Original Post]

Sorry you didn't get action, but I sure did with her. I put down the donation, including the tip, so I think she knew how I wanted it to end. Lots of teasing and definitely fun.

I used to see Irina a lot years ago when they were on Dundee; also saw Olga. Tried a couple of times in the past few years and totally struck out. Olga didn't remember me; couldn't get past her spooked vibe. Then the last time she was all anal about the stupid face diapers. Super paranoid.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:08

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

Lana has been around for a long time in Northbrook, been at 1290 for quite a while. Nothing to write home about though.

**Lurker1111** · 01-28-23 22:00

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

**KiwiEater48** · 01-28-23 18:13

Originally Posted by ManTooth [View Original Post]

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

Sorry you didn't get action, but I sure did with her. I put down the donation, including the tip, so I think she knew how I wanted it to end. Lots of teasing and definitely fun.

**Chicago41** · 01-22-23 23:30

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779

Not sure if this belongs here or in another thread, but recently saw Alexandra.

Pros: Tall, great body, tattoos, piercings, friendly, clean incall, great atmosphere, incredibly relaxing massage almost LMT level, doesn't rush at all and you'll use the entire time you paid for. Easy to schedule with little / no verification.

I will also say she's great, very attractive, really sweet and seems intelligent. Awesome massage and good L1 with roaming. Last time I tried to schedule with her she went silent suddenly and hasn't responded to any of my follow-up texts, so I dunno if she blocked me or what happened. She's great, though. If all you're after is L1 then she's worth a visit.

**Coopertars** · 01-22-23 13:25

https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779

Not sure if this belongs here or in another thread, but recently saw Alexandra.

Pros: Tall, great body, tattoos, piercings, friendly, clean incall, great atmosphere, incredibly relaxing massage almost LMT level, doesn't rush at all and you'll use the entire time you paid for. Easy to schedule with little / no verification.

Cons: $150 hh, $250 hr, only gets you L1. Don't think there's anything else on the menu, she made it clear when booking.

Bottom line: If you're looking for a legit legit massage with a good amount of tease, and just a handshake, this is a good spot. Can justify the $150 half hour cost for it, but its a tougher sell for me personally for the 1 hour. I'm sure if I did the hour I'd fall asleep because of how relaxing the massage was.