Strip Club Reports

[Prospero75]

Hey, I've got two "Where are they now?" questions.

Older blonde Polish beauty at Js. Got an all time best dream about conversation and HJ from her. She was a real sweetheart, she went in back for a minute and, being Js, a fight broke out and I figured it was time to make myself scarce and I'd come back for info later. Then Covid hit and then everything collapsed and I never laid eyes on her again. Last year I chatted with someone at all Stars who said she was still around. She dropped a name which I have, being old, forgotten.

The other was at Playpen. Reddish blonde hair, thin, a little on the older side. Very spacey but not unattractive, A little flighty and squirmy with dances. Spoke in a stream of consciousness manner. She invited me to her place, I think on Roosevelt, but I was leery of a setup. She gave me her number which, obviously, years later, I don't have. I still wonder what's in the alternative timeline where I decide to follow her after all.

We're talking 4 - 5 years. They could be cops or Congresspersons by now. Does anyone know anything about them? I'm not even talking about hooking up with them, although never say never. I just want to know if they've survived and are out there.

[Mayor Quimby]

What is the name of the place Mardi used to be? Thanks.

So going waaaaaay back, I believe the Mardi Gras was called something like "Tommy's Yacht Club" (I might have the "Tommy" part wrong) or something like that. Back in the early 90's they occasionally had the Lingerie "fashion shows". Across the parking lot was a night club called "Stay Out" then changed to "Shaboom". It was a rinky dink disco type club but was an amazing pickup bar. I had some fun from that place including with a smoking hot blonde bartender. Those were some fun days.

So is this new place Fiesta worth checking out?

[JoeDirt12]

Mardi Gras is where the Mexican club is now. It's across from the police station. They demolished Mardi Gras and built the Mexican place. I think it's called Fiesta. They have girls in there where you buy them drinks and they sit and talk to you. Last time I was there they had Colombian girls.

What is the name of the place Mardi used to be? Thanks.

[St Matthew]

Really wish there was more intel on Gold Room. I drove by (accidentally) Admiral Theater yesterday and it got me thinking of how bad the strip clubs are in Chicago area. I just posted in the Milwaukee forum. I go to OTB now (in Franklin WI) and have been for the past 3 years. Well worth it, but not always perfect. I just don't get why Chicago clubs exist. Head to OTB for a nice and improved time d PM for more details. Admiral, Gold Room, Scores, and VIPs are all so bad. Wish they could improve their business model.

[FitnessBuff200]

Some women have no idea how to use perfume! For me I couldn't tell a bottle that costs 1 k or one bought in a dollar store! For me it doesn't matter, however if one douses oneself like they took a bath in it I can barely breath. It's on your clothes and everywhere she touched you or you touched her. Thanks anyway for the report. It's kind of what I have heard in that it is very clicky and unless they know who you are it's like their own little social club. Which for me sucks and is a bad business model. When new people come in they want to feel welcome. I also heard it's kind of gangy in there as well. For me just be cool and stop over in my direction to see if I am comfortable. I don't like the vulture approach nor feeling like I am cellophane. I am old and have spendable mad money, however just make me feel comfortable prior to me spending.

I think a big issue is a lot of them don't speak English well so if you don't look Hispanic, they approach less. When I was there I was approached by an older lady but the dance was mid. Everyone else I had to flag over. And I'm one willing to use my elementary level Spanish. But yea, very unwelcoming. It baffles me that they rather sit around not doing anything than make some money. The migrant beggars have more initiative than them. Makes me not even want to get to know the people that work there.

[BackOrIfi]

About a week ago, I was in the area for the first time in several months & decided to stop in Carls. It was a Tue mid afternoon, there were about 10 dancers. Carls has never been my type of place. It's just a lingerie bar like the other places were, but they're trying to make the place seem more like one of the more upscale "gentlemens clubs" but without the stage / stages. Do not expect any of the fun that use to be had at J's or Louies. You can get a shoulder massage from some of the girls & the dances are fair. Some girls will give a good grind & allow some roaming, but the more "personal" touching isn't likely. Most seemed to be willing to do 20 per song, but some want more than that, up to 40.

Now the thing I just can't deal with is almost all of the girls that were there have had the booty enhancement. & I'm not talking in a little added. I'm talking like an f'n basketball is stuffed up their miniskirts. It's so odd to see these petite, slim dancers with butts that stick out like a womans belly that's 9 months pregnant with triplets. I just can't enjoy that, but that seems to be the trend at Carls (at least the day I was there). I would say it was like that with 7 or 8 out of the 10 dancers that were there.

That's all I got!

I remember the good ol' days when it used to be $5 per song.

[Mannheim]

Anyone scoring in Maywood or near Heim lately?

I moved up near Milwaukee and haven't been down in while. I can remember reading this thread about reports that the area was dead but then I would still find one off Lake, Madison, or Heim.

[Mayor Quimby]

Going to be in the area next Sunday night. How's the action there on Sunday? How much are the dances these days?

About a week ago, I was in the area for the first time in several months & decided to stop in Carls. It was a Tue mid afternoon, there were about 10 dancers. Carls has never been my type of place. It's just a lingerie bar like the other places were, but they're trying to make the place seem more like one of the more upscale "gentlemens clubs" but without the stage / stages. Do not expect any of the fun that use to be had at J's or Louies. You can get a shoulder massage from some of the girls & the dances are fair. Some girls will give a good grind & allow some roaming, but the more "personal" touching isn't likely. Most seemed to be willing to do 20 per song, but some want more than that, up to 40.

Now the thing I just can't deal with is almost all of the girls that were there have had the booty enhancement. & I'm not talking in a little added. I'm talking like an f'n basketball is stuffed up their miniskirts. It's so odd to see these petite, slim dancers with butts that stick out like a womans belly that's 9 months pregnant with triplets. I just can't enjoy that, but that seems to be the trend at Carls (at least the day I was there). I would say it was like that with 7 or 8 out of the 10 dancers that were there.

That's all I got!

[Pedorro]

Going to be in the area next Sunday night. How's the action there on Sunday? How much are the dances these days?

[Northside]

It's just this kind of rainy afternoon that the older "Tiffany" could, without preamble bring a smile to my face as fast as if J's had a drive through. It's too bad those days are over.

[StanleyStankas]

This was the exact type of day I usually found myself at J's, Bobby's and Louie's. Rarely ever left unhappy.

There must be someplace to go!

You find a place around here please reach out. I hope a place does come to be somehow and somewhere. There are others on this forum like ump and mayor that also have good intel on our local scene. I mean even if something safe is created similar to a moving gambling place I am ok with it as long as I know in advance what is happening. It's doubtful with the various scenes that have gone down on the strip that a public place with what we like to indulge in is going to open. Stosh.

[StanCopier]

This was the exact type of day I usually found myself at J's, Bobby's and Louie's. Rarely ever left unhappy.

There must be someplace to go!

[StanleyStankas]

Mardi Gras is where the Mexican club is now. It's across from the police station. They demolished Mardi Gras and built the Mexican place. I think it's called Fiesta. They have girls in there where you buy them drinks and they sit and talk to you. Last time I was there they had Colombian girls.

Yea I thought it might have been there. Stosh.

[Illini333]

Glad you brought this one place up. One of the guys I do business with was a dj at mardi gras. Where was this place? I am thinking from what he describes it's the empty space right south of the adult kiss bookstore on the east side or was it the place across the street that is currently another mexican restaurant. He doesn't remember. Incidentally for all looking on I am trying to find out where a place was called "putin on the ritz" west of highland blvd 1 mile on butterfield road which I think is still oak brook. This would be back in the 80's. Just trying to help someone out that has a you tube channel. Thanks all stosh.

Mardi Gras is where the Mexican club is now. It's across from the police station. They demolished Mardi Gras and built the Mexican place. I think it's called Fiesta. They have girls in there where you buy them drinks and they sit and talk to you. Last time I was there they had Colombian girls.

[Bozack]

Q: What's the difference between a crack w**re and the bathroom at (the old) Bobby's?

A: You can shit on a crack ***** in an emergency.

Dances much better in the pool room at the original Bobbies. Slipped the guy in twice. But the stench from the bad plumbing was not pleasant.