Massage Parlor Reports

**TnaHunter2014** · 01-28-23 20:38

Same same at this place. Saw Lisa. Surprisingly good bod for a seasoned lady. I'd guess 45 but has a tight little set up with nice curves and a pretty flat stomach. Face = 6 tho.

$1. 5 for an hour. She got naked at the end with a brief body slide and then jack hammered me. Probably won't repeat since I value technique more than the packaging. Some of these women need to learn a thing called pacing.

**TnaHunter2014** · 01-28-23 20:32

Originally Posted by MassageMeow [View Original Post]

Pour one out. Or would it be more appropriate to shit on a providers floor?

For real? Come to think of it the feuds have been silent for a while.

How did he go? One of the gals finally off his cheap ass?

**Mitch Cor** · 01-27-23 23:52

These days, only Gracee provides MSOG BBBJ+CFS for 200. Others unfortunately cost more than that. If you don't need CFS, most of the FBSM ladies I've reviewed previously provide MSOG. They should be in the MSOG thread.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I don't get hung up on minutes. I'm paying for an experience, not a taxi ride. If I enjoy myself and don't feel rushed, I don't mind if I'm there for 44 minutes. How I feel about the experience is more important to me than the metrics. If I feel good after a visit, I'll go see her again.

I'm one and done so I can rarely speak to MSOG. But I don't know anyone who's getting 60 solid minutes with MSOG from an attractive provider for 200. Back before Honestone passed away, he used to claim that it happened all the time to him but I don't think he actually saw any providers since 2016.

**Bfm66** · 01-27-23 23:01

Was needing to get a little relief and stopped in to VIP Spa, but the only gals available were the senior citizens, so I passed and decided to run up to Sun Spa and see Noah, as I know I can get BBFS there and wasn't in the mood to deal with a cover. Noah greeted me at the door wearing a slinky little black dress and actually looked pretty good, despite probably pushing 50+. She led me back to undress after handing her the usual $$, and then took me back for the always fun table shower. After scrubbing me down, she had me flip and after giving the ol' "wedding tackle" a thorough scrubbing she started a great soapy body2 body slide that really got me revved up. She then asked if I just wanted to finish there and immediately agreed, where she slid me inside her and after ten minutes or so of CG she got the motion just right had had me spewing, giving her a nice big cream pie. She cleaned me up, dried me off and sent me into the sauna for a few minutes while she cleaned herself and the shower room up. We went back to the massage room where she finished the hour with a nice massage, sending me home extremely relaxed.

**SeaBurner** · 01-27-23 19:26

Champion or whatever they call themselves now on north Roosevelt in the Maple Leaf area has a promising new rotation. Used to be a go-to spot for a decent massage, HE, and not done by the typical grannies. But with a new roster possibly comes a new menu? Ended up with Mona / Mina for 30 minutes. I'd put her at mid to late 30's, slim to average body, great rack, backend had much left to be desired. Mediocre back rub then right to the boys with the shovel pass before the flip. She'll ask for a tip first then hand you your wallet and looks to see how you have, so only bring exactly what you're willing to part with. House + . 9 got her naked down to panties and access to the girls up top. She said $. 2 would be full nude and some sort of BJ was also available for some price. Upon exit, I ran into the other girl there who looks way younger, almost childish face I'd say in her 20's. If anyone has intel on her I'd love to hear more.

**LovinRubs** · 01-27-23 17:25

Does anyone know where the provider who used to work at the mid Roosevelt massage place went? She worked there for at least a couple years I believe. I really enjoyed her technique and had a great rapport with her. Took a break for awhile and now I see that place has changed over. DM me if you know and I will give you my gratitude!

**MassageMeow** · 01-26-23 16:42

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Back before Honestone passed away, he used to claim that it happened all the time to him but I don't think he actually saw any providers since 2016.

Pour one out. Or would it be more appropriate to shit on a providers floor?

**AussieFury** · 01-26-23 10:58

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Thanks. I guess that's single shot only and probably 30 M or will they go longer?

I don't get hung up on minutes. I'm paying for an experience, not a taxi ride. If I enjoy myself and don't feel rushed, I don't mind if I'm there for 44 minutes. How I feel about the experience is more important to me than the metrics. If I feel good after a visit, I'll go see her again.

I'm one and done so I can rarely speak to MSOG. But I don't know anyone who's getting 60 solid minutes with MSOG from an attractive provider for 200. Back before Honestone passed away, he used to claim that it happened all the time to him but I don't think he actually saw any providers since 2016.

**WeaselFruit** · 01-25-23 12:59

I too have been on Finasteride for several years, although for enlarged prostate issues. While it has been successful in reducing the prostate, I can agree that it has also reduced libido and all but eliminated semen production. I still orgasm with the same feeling, but it's dry. This sometimes leads to quizzical looks from SP's that haven't encountered it before. I also don't get hard as easily. I'm down to 13 boners per day.

**Original703** · 01-25-23 12:16

Originally Posted by CAC7137 [View Original Post]

I was at an AMP yesterday banging out a 30 something year old with big tits and after a good 20 minutes starting going limp. I recently starting taking Finestride for my male pattern baldness and am worried this is affecting my ability to maintain boners. Has anyone else run into these problems while taking Propecia / Finestride for hair loss?

Um, first of all, which AMP did you visit? Sounds like it was a very good time. Until the post-20-minute mark. Also what was the cost all in?

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

Based on what I've posted below, perhaps you should do what I did several years ago. Accept your hair loss and shave your head. IMO quality sex is a heck of a lot more important that a full head of hair.

Given the choice, as outlined by GML, I, too, would elect sexual health and enjoyment over a full head of hair.

However, there are a LOT of factors, including emotional and physical states, that help build strong, enduring boners. As CAC provided only a summary, we're left to assume the rest. CAC, if you don't already have it, gather more data. Try having sex again on other days at other times. Make sure you're hydrated and well-rested. Reduce or eliminate other stressors. Check to see whether you lose your erection when masturbating, too. There's a bunch of other stuff on the forums about ways to improve sexual performance, most of them dealing with improved physical and mental health. I won't rehash those here.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 01-25-23 10:34

Originally Posted by CAC7137 [View Original Post]

I was at an AMP yesterday banging out a 30 something year old with big tits and after a good 20 minutes starting going limp. I recently starting taking Finestride for my male pattern baldness and am worried this is affecting my ability to maintain boners. Has anyone else run into these problems while taking Propecia / Finestride for hair loss?

Based on what I've posted below, perhaps you should do what I did several years ago. Accept your hair loss and shave your head. IMO quality sex is a heck of a lot more important that a full head of hair.

https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/finasteride/

5. Side effects.

Like all medicines, finasteride can cause side effects in some people, although not everyone gets them.

Common side effects.

These common side effects happen in more than 1 in 100 people.

They usually improve after a while. However, talk to your doctor or pharmacist if these side effects bother you or do not go away:

Problems getting an erection and less interest in having sex.

Problems with ejaculating, such as little or no semen.

**CAC7137** · 01-25-23 01:14

I was at an AMP yesterday banging out a 30 something year old with big tits and after a good 20 minutes starting going limp. I recently starting taking Finestride for my male pattern baldness and am worried this is affecting my ability to maintain boners. Has anyone else run into these problems while taking Propecia / Finestride for hair loss?

**GoldMinerLxv** · 01-24-23 10:29

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Thanks. Did they do BBBJ or just CBJ? Did you get the full hour? And was that 140 all in? Or +60 base fee?

$200 all in, full hour, & BBBJ with Amy and CBJ with the second girl.

I should add that both were also very surprised to learn I'm 73 & was able to not only last so long, but also make them feel so good. In fact, Amy almost pinched / bit my nipples off while she was having one of orgasms & her sounds were at another level.

**Mitch Cor** · 01-24-23 02:08

Thanks. I guess that's single shot only and probably 30 M or will they go longer?

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I always take ONLY 200 total in with me. House fee splits are not my problem.

And no matter how unhappy they are accepting +140 for CBJ+CFS, they would be MORE unhappy to hand back the 140 after it's in her hands.

Take 200 only and hold firm.

**QuickDip** · 01-23-23 19:40

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

I went there a few weeks ago based on the name of the spa and saw typical Seattle's infamous crap auntie / granny frumps working and turned around after asking their names. Their names started with a C and an L. I think it was Cindy and Lucy or something like that. The amount of false advertising in Seattle is off the charts. Do you part fellow mongers; turn the fuck around and walk out when you see these 'push up everything ' dresses like this: https://i.imgur.com/Kj63T07.png.

I went there about 3 weeks ago and had a way different experience. Can't remember the provider's name, but she was cute and petite with perky little tits. I didn't buy FS, just HJ. Massage was less than 20 minutes before asking if I wanted "boom boom". I said no, just HJ. She gave a good hand job and stuck a finger so far up my ass I thought I was going to shit on the table. Only paid $60 house and $60 service. I was out in 30 minutes even though I paid for 60 minutes. Normally I only pay $40, but I might go back for FS and want them to remember a decent customer.