Massage Parlor Reports

**NikKnew1** · 01-23-23 18:44

Had my usual Monday off and wound up with some extra time on my hands. Thought I'd scout out a couple of less traveled places for a change. I like the one off, smaller places if they have something to offer. They both ended up being a bust, grannies with a mask. UGG!. And when I politely declined their offer to come to a room they got a little pissy. UGG again. But! Stopped by Pinee and saw Kei Ko (again) and she did not disappoint. Got to love her reverse CG with the view of that lovely pucker. Yes. I'm hooked. $$ all in.

**Lexl88** · 01-23-23 18:14

Anyone know if Emma or yo-yo is back at MM?

**VTwelveMpg** · 01-23-23 18:07

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go!

Pray tell how you go about setting this up? Seems like they all loudly blast "no meetups. " Do you just ignore that and ask anyway? Typical price range? There's definitely a few I'd love to be able to say I've had the same experience with, even if they kind of end up being glorified fleshlights.

**Court1408** · 01-23-23 15:10

There's a new place in FW: Apple Massage on Pac HWY.

Pai Pang on 1st Ave looks inactive. No open sign no answer or VM on number.

Anyone know stuff about those two?

**NikKnew1** · 01-23-23 12:54

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Ha! Sorry friend. But it is good to know that you are not missing out on any thing. The Nostalgia card is always nagging at us, making us wonder if the menu has expanded or if there is some secret hottie now working there. My big nostalgia questions are on:

1. Asian Massage on 72nd St in Tacoma -- have they expanded the menu? Was always HJs only, if that. Any better now?

2. Joy Massage on Pacific Ave in Parkland -- do they offer FS? First time I went they wrapped me in a sheet and massaged through it. Please tell me that has changed. ?

3. Angel Massage in Parkland / Spanaway -- Have they expanded the menu and what is the talent like? They were completely NS before the pandemic.

4. Oasis Massage in Spanaway -- Any good talent? When I used to go, it was like the Sith. One Master and one apprentice. The master was old and gave rough HJs. The apprentice was always a knockout. Curious what the dynamic is now.

Anyone have recent recon on Ocean on M, Tac. Out doing some pooning today. Thanks.

**Pac Mang** · 01-23-23 12:43

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go!

I don't usually go to bikini barista stands but I had to stop in Auburn on my way to work for a redbull soda and Trudy (ig trudyyloo) at cowgirl espresso told me that she uses her * "manager" to scam guys into thinking they can pay to meet up. I took a glance at her tiktok and she unironically, not being a financial dom, said she hates her job entertaining men as she is gay. I thought this was a really weird first encounter with this girl so it stuck with me.

**GreenCandles** · 01-23-23 12:21

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Ha! Sorry friend. But it is good to know that you are not missing out on any thing. The Nostalgia card is always nagging at us, making us wonder if the menu has expanded or if there is some secret hottie now working there. My big nostalgia questions are on:

1. Asian Massage on 72nd St in Tacoma -- have they expanded the menu? Was always HJs only, if that. Any better now?

2. Joy Massage on Pacific Ave in Parkland -- do they offer FS? First time I went they wrapped me in a sheet and massaged through it. Please tell me that has changed. ?

3. Angel Massage in Parkland / Spanaway -- Have they expanded the menu and what is the talent like? They were completely NS before the pandemic.

4. Oasis Massage in Spanaway -- Any good talent? When I used to go, it was like the Sith. One Master and one apprentice. The master was old and gave rough HJs. The apprentice was always a knockout. Curious what the dynamic is now.

5. Sakura in Lacey -- Still reliable, cheap FS? Same talent? I used to see Emily, older, but cute Japanese provider who gave an amazing GFE. Offered BBFS once you were a regular.

Anyone down to split up the list and take one for the team?

If no one has current intel on Joy Massage, I may give it a try. It's just hard to do with NB right across the street. While you guys have been hitting up Pine and Encore, I have been going to NB having a reliably good time.

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go!

What's your process, typically, for setting up p2 p with a bikini barista?

**GoldMinerLxv** · 01-23-23 11:02

Originally Posted by AmericanScott [View Original Post]

Sakura in Lacey -- Still reliable, cheap FS? Same talent? I used to see Emily, older, but cute Japanese provider who gave an amazing GFE. Offered BBFS once you were a regular.

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Sakura was the very first place I tried in the PAC NW and went there several times. I liked the girls, the price, and their HJ's, but because the tables were so narrow & hard, & the 'rooms' only had pony wall & curtains for doors, I was hesitant to try FS. After finding other AMPs I never went back. That's been 3 years ago now I think.

Has anything changed? I'm curious to hear about that myself.

**AmericanScott** · 01-23-23 03:29

Originally Posted by TvZtar [View Original Post]

Some nostalgia hit me today and decided to stop by Mei massage. One of the few places that started me in the hobby. Unfortunately, I was reminded why I stopped going there and why I started frequenting other places. I think it was a good (meh) goodbye.

Ha! Sorry friend. But it is good to know that you are not missing out on any thing. The Nostalgia card is always nagging at us, making us wonder if the menu has expanded or if there is some secret hottie now working there. My big nostalgia questions are on:

1. Asian Massage on 72nd St in Tacoma -- have they expanded the menu? Was always HJs only, if that. Any better now?

2. Joy Massage on Pacific Ave in Parkland -- do they offer FS? First time I went they wrapped me in a sheet and massaged through it. Please tell me that has changed. ?

3. Angel Massage in Parkland / Spanaway -- Have they expanded the menu and what is the talent like? They were completely NS before the pandemic.

4. Oasis Massage in Spanaway -- Any good talent? When I used to go, it was like the Sith. One Master and one apprentice. The master was old and gave rough HJs. The apprentice was always a knockout. Curious what the dynamic is now.

5. Sakura in Lacey -- Still reliable, cheap FS? Same talent? I used to see Emily, older, but cute Japanese provider who gave an amazing GFE. Offered BBFS once you were a regular.

Anyone down to split up the list and take one for the team?

If no one has current intel on Joy Massage, I may give it a try. It's just hard to do with NB right across the street. While you guys have been hitting up Pine and Encore, I have been going to NB having a reliably good time.

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go!

**Alexander Viv** · 01-23-23 01:08

Got a chance to visit M & M. When I went it was not that busy. Saw just one car in the back parking lot. One nice girl greeted me & I asked her name as it was my first visit in this area. She said her name is Emma. I asked for YoYo & she came out. Both of the girls are beautiful in AMP standard. YoYo grabbed my hand & took me one of the rooms inside & gave me a hug & a kiss. I handed over two Benjamins & asked for an hour. She replied with a smile & came back within two to three minutes. We went for table shower. It was decent. She took care of the hole & shaft & cleaned in a nice way. She dried me with the towel & we entered into the room. She started with a light back massage. It lasted few minutes & all on a sudden the place got busy. Heard two ring bells within next five minutes. YoYo left the room once. After coming back she did back massage for one minute & I felt she removed her tops. She started licking all over my back, from leg to shoulder & in my ears. I flipped very soon & she started CBJ. Her eye contact is something else during CBJ. It cloud even awoken up a seventy year old folk I guess. She stared licking my balls & we did some LFK. I started playing with her nice nipples & started sucking & did some DATY. Sooner she rode me on CG. It was a nice view of seeing bumping her C cups & she stared moaning. Not sure it was real or fake, probably fake. We moved to standard missionary position & finished. All in all it was a pleasant experience. If you compare with the grannies in Seattle, their rushed services & upselling, this place is a jackpot. Will try Emma some other time.

Stay safe & happy hunting.

**ZippyMoose** · 01-22-23 21:06

I came across Asian Oil Massage. It's hidden off the beaten path. Anyone been there?

**Runner2448** · 01-19-23 21:50

Some nostalgia hit me today and decided to stop by Mei massage. One of the few places that started me in the hobby. Unfortunately, I was reminded why I stopped going there and why I started frequenting other places. I think it was a good (meh) goodbye.

**AussieFury** · 01-19-23 15:40

Originally Posted by Kinkaid69 [View Original Post]

Tell me you have an giant cock, without telling me you have a giant cock.

You mean like last week when a massage girl in Burien asked what I wanted? When I said "Boom boom" she stared at my groin in silence for a full 3 seconds before cautiously saying "Mmmm OK…”

I actually don't think I'm that big. But I know I'm bigger than the average Chinese guy back home. LOL.

**AussieFury** · 01-19-23 15:35

Cruised thru all the known FS shoppes.

Only places worth noting were:

Nancy at Alice Spa. MILF with a naughty vibe.

Sophia at Godess. Curvy short cutie with a sweet smile.

Miranda at TY. Short schoolgirl with perfect English.

Mia at Ocean 3. Spinner with perky full Bs and a very pretty girl next door look. Very little English.

I chose Mia and do not regret it.

Great massage. No rush. Language barrier but smiles and sweetness is all you'll need.

CBJ. Wished it were uncovered, but her skill level is high.

Great noises and eye contact.

Snug box.

Never hesitated on multiple position changes. Never complained or asked if I am going to finish soon. Very GFE vibe.

Didn't rush me out. Cuddled and held hands after. What a sweetheart.

I'll prolly also visit the other three girls I liked, but I'll repeat with Mia while she's here.

Ocean 3 is my fav spa for parking, cleanliness, upscale setting, privacy, and zero drama. So whenever they have a winner there, they will generally be my first choice for FedWay. I find it easier to relax there versus any other spa other than maybe Pinee.

As always, 200 all in. Wasn't busy and got the full hour.

Please treat her nicely. I really like this one.

**Kinkaid69** · 01-17-23 12:27

Tell me you have an giant cock, without telling me you have a giant cock.

Originally Posted by CrysisAverted [View Original Post]

Visited M&M on Saturday and saw Yo-yo. She remembered me from when I saw her and Emma at Pinee and we had a great time. Maybe a little too great. I'm bigger-than-average and we were going at it pretty enthusiastically. She used the cheap condoms they use there and it was tight as hell, felt like a rubber band at the base of my cock. When she pulled off the rubber to get rid of it my cock was looking a little used and abused. Went home and put some ice on it but after a few hours my equipment had turned dark purple, most noticeable at the base where that cheap Chinese condom was squeezing the life out of me. I ran to the google and did some digging, turns out condom-bruising is a thing when you've got a big dick. No pain at all, just ugly as hell and I'm going to have to dodge the wife for a week or so while it's fading away. Lesson here is bring your own that you know fit comfortably.