LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club

**PriscillaM** · 03-08-23 18:16

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

The hoes that are always broke fall into two categories.

1) Their pimp keeps them that way and / or any money they can get from you with a sad story doesn't get taken by the pimp.

2) Dumb shit like DUIs, drug habit, constant plastic surgery or beauty treatments, uninsured car they wreck, designer bags and clothes, loans to their circle of idiot friends, etc.

#2 is why #1 exists.

I agree, this girl that I know gets 1000 (that is a thousand) to do dom sessions and pee on this guy, not even fuck him.

She does some other massage and FS work.

Even being lazy, she should be making 4 k a month cash (I assure you she is not withholding).

She needs a loan to pay for school.

She is on drugs, she spends more money on nails and sex toys than I spent at the wharf.

**LC310** · 03-08-23 17:10

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

To me, sex work is a high margin business.

The main expense is rent. I assume girls who do outcall are fake or are not busy.

If you can find a studio to work out of, it is usually 50-100 per hour.

If you can get a hotel room for the day, that is like 200 or so.

Of course, if you operate out of your own place, you have no marginal costs.

Other than the rubbers, disinfectants, ketamines, and psychotherapy, there are no costs.

Yet nearly every worker I meet is destitute. Like not even 10 k of savings.

And the reason roundly is "I hate this shit, I do not work at all".

The hoes that are always broke fall into two categories.

1) Their pimp keeps them that way and / or any money they can get from you with a sad story doesn't get taken by the pimp.

2) Dumb shit like DUIs, drug habit, constant plastic surgery or beauty treatments, uninsured car they wreck, designer bags and clothes, loans to their circle of idiot friends, etc.

#2 is why #1 exists.

**PriscillaM** · 03-08-23 13:49

To me, sex work is a high margin business.

The main expense is rent. I assume girls who do outcall are fake or are not busy.

If you can find a studio to work out of, it is usually 50-100 per hour.

If you can get a hotel room for the day, that is like 200 or so.

Of course, if you operate out of your own place, you have no marginal costs.

Other than the rubbers, disinfectants, ketamines, and psychotherapy, there are no costs.

Yet nearly every worker I meet is destitute. Like not even 10 k of savings.

And the reason roundly is "I hate this shit, I do not work at all".

**PriscillaM** · 03-07-23 15:34

There is this ho that I am acquainted with. I saw her in the marina and she gave me a fantastic BJ.

She ends up being local to my vons. I book with her and we realize we are long lost lovers.

So the other day she blows me without paying the booker and I give her a ride home and offer her a meal. On the way home she has to stop to wire funds to the booker and then asks me if she can stop a vape shop. To say I am anti smoking is to say that the lakers are for shit.

So now I text her and she says I was being rude.

She committed to a private session at her place, never happened.

She now wants me to cash app her 50 bucks, not going to happen.

I ask her how she is doing and she complains about how hard it is to be a ho, and that if I am not going to help her with money, then do not bother her.

Is she manic, schitzo, bipolar, or just a ho.

**PriscillaM** · 01-22-23 20:17

Originally Posted by FiatVoluptas [View Original Post]

Clear your inbox before I banish you to Downey.

I was in Downey recently. I had to pee like my dick was a levee during Katrina. So I went to the Albertson's near the McDonalds, not too far from the bob's big boy. Because I was hungry, and not a savage, after using the head, I went to the deli counter. I will not even go into the travesty of the fish counter at the Albertson's but let's just say I could be a lot taller by standing on their shoulders.

Anyhow, I saw that lemon caprese was on sale, but I actually wanted to cross fade, kind of like on fentanyl and meth, so I said I was only going to get 2/3 of a pound of the lemon pasta, saving some room for perhaps the cole slaw. So the fucken zoomer behind the counter asked his boss. How much is 2/3 of a pound and the zoomer boss said that is. 66. So I made a nasty comment - "I guess you went to publc school" - the zoomer went off on me and said, yeah, I went to fucken public school and I had a baseball scholarship but my knee got busted and on and on like a typical zoomer, but to say he did not take a liking to me is to say that the girls in the hot young Asian may be old farts.

Needless to say, I did not order a second salad for fear he would shit in it.

Fuck downey.

**FiatVoluptas** · 01-22-23 13:52

Clear your inbox before I banish you to Downey.

**FiatVoluptas** · 01-22-23 13:52

Originally Posted by FlakeUmms [View Original Post]

Simp is also specifically a Reddit term for a particular kind of pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth: https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/.

I don't really think the term is that deep and the meaning can be derived from the context in this case.

A "fat innie" pussy--a thing of beauty in my book.

**FlakeUmms** · 01-18-23 18:22

Simp is also specifically a Reddit term for a particular kind of pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth: https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/.

I don't really think the term is that deep and the meaning can be derived from the context in this case.

**PumpNDump** · 01-18-23 14:57

SIMP, a slang word most likely derived from simpleton. In slang terms it means the man is "whipped or pussy whipped". I got a buddy that is a simp, if his ol' lady says jump he'll ask her for permission and proper instruction of how high and how far.

**HobbyRusty** · 01-18-23 13:43

Originally Posted by HongKongBoy [View Original Post]

Can someone tell me what simps mean?

Male simps are overly submissive to a female. A simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money or time to a girl.

Probably the best explanation I can give.

**PriscillaM** · 01-18-23 13:36

Originally Posted by IAmGib1 [View Original Post]

My guess is "simpleton" however, GoldDust can clear that up.

A simp someone who does way too much for a person they like. This board is simp central. If a Korean girl, especially if she is hot and young (a rubric that is totally apocryphal given the fake pics and actual ages) offers to let a monger park on sawtelle and dump a load in her hot and young pussy, bareback, well, the monger will likely defend her in front of a star chamber for no pay just to be in the same room as her.

**IAmGib1** · 01-18-23 12:52

Originally Posted by HongKongBoy [View Original Post]

Can someone tell me what simps mean?

My guess is "simpleton" however, GoldDust can clear that up.

**Hong Kong Boy** · 01-18-23 11:21

Originally Posted by GoldDust58 [View Original Post]

Well, I was just discussing this topic and I am shocked at some of the girls Socal finds attractive but NorCal calls a bust too. Having lived and mongered in both markets, I will say it's simply a matter of preference based on the ethnic and / or cultural makeup of the region. There is a huge difference in monger pools between NorCal and Socal. Socal seems like heavy mix, mostly heavy on Latino and Korean. Now Norcal, it's Chinese and Indian heavy. I actually was just discussing the horror stories the girls have shared of how demanding and crazy Indian customers can be with them. If those same mongers were down in LA, they're would hate it as many of the girls here have mild GPS along with their greed. Right now there is a heavy flow of upcharge girl doing BBFS for 280 up there. Anyways, imo this is simply a battle of different demographic makeup of the market. NorCal and Socal are just very different in general.

As far as the list, I'm sorry I wasn't around and mongering in LA much then so not sure how hot some of the girls you listed were. I wish I could have seen those to compare or discover if they had worked in norcal. I think precovid times it was now really a think for some much info shared across the state, but nowadays it is easily discovered where the girls are coming from. Oh and you're wrong about Erica, she was originally NorCal girl. Her name were Daya and Hazel and there was hella drama between her many simps when she left.

Can someone tell me what simps mean?

**Christophe1** · 12-21-22 16:40

What happens in 2023?

Are we to flee, dance with the tiger, or die.

Here is the Tigress.

**Christophe1** · 12-19-22 18:41

Dear Monger lords.

Give us all a lovely hore.

Make her like sunshine, sexy and fine.

Big chest, shaved punani, lips sweet, and likes to dick dine.

Ding Dong.

Ding Dong.

As for me, make my dick happy hard and strong.

Make the lady do no wrong.

Able to take it all day long.

Together we'll sing love song.

Ding Dong.

Ding Dong.

Please hear my dick a swinging.

Akward text of the week. Haha.