Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

I see on BHC website a photonof Anni- face looks very similar to fob Anne although I noticed a tattoo on shoulder- it is not the same person (I texted fob Anne to make sure) - curious if the photo is way off and she is much bolder or not: anyone sees her let us know what the real look is. SF.

BHC is hurting for business now because FOB Anne is working for their competitor. So on purpose they gave a name of Anni to confuse people with the real Anne. It's so obvious. No one spells Anne with an "i".

Also, that poster works for BHC. Just check his post history. Everything is about how great BHC is and there is one very negative post about you guess it their competition 819.

[GeneralObvious]

The only place that I know that offers free table shower at OD Wellness. Is there any other places that offers it for free?

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

However, if you're around their age, give or take a few years in either direction, your odds increase. If you're nice looking, it happens more often than you think. It really is more of a YMMV kind of thing.

[Robert Gou2]

Anybody wants to put in? And vote for a person.

Check your PM.

[SkipF69]

BHC is my first choice because no girls here has let me down like this Ivy today. She wash me with her big big big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable than I turned around she ate my dk into her mouth her tongue and teeth become a brush damn she is a dope girl. After it we get into the room she gave a whole set of standards service procedures. 5 stars strong recommend to try.

I see on BHC website a photonof Anni- face looks very similar to fob Anne although I noticed a tattoo on shoulder- it is not the same person (I texted fob Anne to make sure) - curious if the photo is way off and she is much bolder or not: anyone sees her let us know what the real look is. SF.

[Poila]

BHC is my first choice because no girl here has let me down like this ivy today. She washes me with her big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable and than I turned around and she ate my dk into her mouth the feel her tongue thick and soft. After it we go into the room she start her whole set of standards service procedures 5 stars strong recommend I paid 280 for whole course service included house fee.

[OrdLover]

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

Anybody wants to put in? And vote for a person.

[Poila]

BHC is my first choice because no girls here has let me down like this Ivy today. She wash me with her big big big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable than I turned around she ate my dk into her mouth her tongue and teeth become a brush damn she is a dope girl. After it we get into the room she gave a whole set of standards service procedures. 5 stars strong recommend to try.

[ThrilHouse]

Shhhhh you are going to upset papasan and his shills. Anywho it's amazing the advertisement continues after so many goodbyes. But anywho as with any review on any girl lower the standards. Lot of these gals need beer goggle glasses to be seen beautiful. Service will always be hot or miss with Them. You might have better luck with an agency and not a production line.

I'm on a cold streak. Maybe it's me. But starting to think it's not.

Tried this place early last summer and it was a horrible experience. The girl pressed on my back like she was trying to kill a bug. Then quoted me $300 for FS. I passed and took a dry jackhammer L1 which I overpaid for. Lesson learned.

Heard this spot was under new management so gave it another chance.

If anything, the experience today was worse. A terrible, uncomfortable massage with absolutely no teasing. On the flip I'm not anywhere close to hard. She asks, "you want hand, mouth or sex?" I opt for L2, and she expertly unrolls a condom on my limp dick (she must be good at it from experience) and starts a stilted, woodpecker bob until I blow.

I never got hard. And I was so loaded up with meds I would have gotten hard if the wind blew in the right direction. But this naked chick couldn't arouse a flinch in in my dick. I came before I got hard. Mostly because I wanted to.

Also, I was in the room with all the camera monitors and the table had rubber on it with no towels. What the hell with camera monitors in an actual service room? I'm 2-for-2 on that bullshit at this place.

If any of you are having a good experience here, god bless you. I was hoping a little Chinatown magic was coming to the Northside, but no such luck.

I'm starting to believe those who say there are shills on this board. I can't be that unlucky.

[BA4114]

I'm on a cold streak. Maybe it's me. But starting to think it's not.

Tried this place early last summer and it was a horrible experience. The girl pressed on my back like she was trying to kill a bug. Then quoted me $300 for FS. I passed and took a dry jackhammer L1 which I overpaid for. Lesson learned.

Heard this spot was under new management so gave it another chance.

If anything, the experience today was worse. A terrible, uncomfortable massage with absolutely no teasing. On the flip I'm not anywhere close to hard. She asks, "you want hand, mouth or sex?" I opt for L2, and she expertly unrolls a condom on my limp dick (she must be good at it from experience) and starts a stilted, woodpecker bob until I blow.

I never got hard. And I was so loaded up with meds I would have gotten hard if the wind blew in the right direction. But this naked chick couldn't arouse a flinch in in my dick. I came before I got hard. Mostly because I wanted to.

Also, I was in the room with all the camera monitors and the table had rubber on it with no towels. What the hell with camera monitors in an actual service room? I'm 2-for-2 on that bullshit at this place.

If any of you are having a good experience here, god bless you. I was hoping a little Chinatown magic was coming to the Northside, but no such luck.

I'm starting to believe those who say there are shills on this board. I can't be that unlucky.

[WalkingHard]

I'm usually a massage+L1 guy but sometimes indulge in a CBJ. Not often. I've had CBJ at Pacifico, Zeus, and been offered one at Princess Latina. Had the saran wrap CBJ at West River. (Best I've ever had was in Montreal, of course).

Interested if any of you have a local place or provider that is your fav for this service. Thanks!

I honestly don't understand why anyone pays for a CBJ. I'd rather stay home a fuck a fleshlight. Best one I ever had was Let's Spa.

[ScoffLaw32]

I'm usually a massage+L1 guy but sometimes indulge in a CBJ. Not often. I've had CBJ at Pacifico, Zeus, and been offered one at Princess Latina. Had the saran wrap CBJ at West River. (Best I've ever had was in Montreal, of course).

Interested if any of you have a local place or provider that is your fav for this service. Thanks!

[Enderwiggen]

Any idea where Mimi is now?

She is still there last I checked.

[SpaDude777]

Hello, anyone at lang o do anything fun HE? Cute girls that will?

Check out my post from 1-2-2023. If you are really looking for HE, probably not the place to go. They do give awesome Thai massage, I usually do 90 Minutes, worth the extra $. Seems like most of the girls there are at least cute if not hot. You never know, I would wait to the massage is getting close to ending before asking or trying any touching, that way at least will get top notch massage. Good Luck!!

[Member #6526]

Hello, anyone at lang o do anything fun HE? Cute girls that will?

[ScoffLaw32]

Rang the bell at Princess Spa on Belmont. Average looking 30-something Asian girl with decent body answers the door, tells me I have to make an appointment. I figured as much, and she was nice about it. So I headed down the block to Belmont. And an average-looking 30-something Asian girl with decent body buzzed me in and I asked if Eva was available. She was, so I ended up having the usual excellent session with her. Quick shower, great massage, tease, Russian, more massage, and no negotiations. YMMV obviously. I tipped 100, as I feel that's fair for what I got. Still curious about Princess and will probably try again sometime.