Massage Parlor Reports

[Ratso100]

I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.

By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?

[ApplePiePussy]

I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.

The Chicago forum skews towards higher ages so you have to keep that in mind when you read reviews. To a 75 year old, a 60 year old is a young hot piece of ass. The fact that most non Asian males are terrible at guessing the ages of Asian females only compounds the problem.

[Papahound]

OK. I went back. This time I really read the reviews, but not performance. I read the reviews on how to deal with her as a provider. MUCH different. I'm in the area. Was making a trip to Paulina Meat Market. So, I figured, what the heck. I tried a walk-in. She came to the door in a small black dress and slip-on stacked heels. "You call?" I was tempted to say yes. But I was honest. She said come in. In the shower, I just grabbed my dick and politely, sweetly, yet matter-of-factly, said come here. With no apprehension, shower BJ was nice. Drying me off she sucked it on her own. Rub down was decent. I'm not much a tongue in the butt guy. But she did suck it from the back. On the flip she went in. That tongue was working. I held her head and she gobbled it all. This time was definitely better. If she did Greek, I'd be back regularly. Talent over everything.

Papa out.

[BenBeck]

I apologize for the uninformed question, but what is X? I tried searching in Mt. Prospect and didn't come up with X.

A guess, but probably a shrouded reference to Exercise Spa? It's all been written about widely here and elsewhere.

[Jdw2022]

Any MP with Mt with extra pkg in area?

[CivicSi213]

Visited ozone, the worse AMP experience. Complete waste of time and money. I highly do not recommend. Been there one other time to see Carly, day and night experience. Staff seems cold and uninspired. Bad way to start off the new year. Need to send this rotation back home.

SI.

[Jay117]

Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.

LOL that probably WAS Kelly. Different people have different views of what's attractive, but probably anyone in an AMP who even looks 35 could actually be a grandma. Anyway, if skill at L2 is what you're looking for, that's not likely to be found on a 20 yo. Kelly, however, is right up there.

[Pupsnu]

I apologize for the uninformed question, but what is X? I tried searching in Mt. Prospect and didn't come up with X.

I cannot speak to CLM. But X in Mt Prospect has more attractive girls than Ozone in my opinion. Ozone is still better looking than the average place, and is my favorite place in Chicago proper, but X is still better. 7's /8's /9's rather than 6's /7's. Thinner is the main difference.

[ConfuciusMan]

She's turned up and is working a new spot now.

Where did she end up at?

[JasonWi]

Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.

I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.

[BenBeck]

LOL. "stripped to the waist".

Haha. Yeah. I was thinking, it's got to a big upcharge to "step to the waste". That's some over-and-above-the-call freaky action right there.

Best typo so far.

[LeopardTwo]

So Nancy and Miki left. Who's left they’re worth checking out for FS. That Tina is no good. She wants 150 for naked HJ. Stay away from her.

She's turned up and is working a new spot now.

[Biliator]

I don't know if Lisa's menu has tightened, but 3 or 4 years ago my regular gal there was experiencing "that time of the month", so she brought in Lisa for 4 hands. While Lisa gave me a fine CFS CG ride, my provider stepped to the waste and upper the excitement with DFK, breast play, etc.

LOL. "stripped to the waist".

[Biliator]

So Nancy and Miki left. Who's left their worth checking out for FS. That Tina is no good. She wants 150 for naked HJ. Stay away from her.

I don't know if Lisa's menu has tightened, but 3 or 4 years ago my regular gal there was experiencing "that time of the month", so she brought in Lisa for 4 hands. While Lisa gave me a fine CFS CG ride, my provider stepped to the waste and upper the excitement with DFK, breast play, etc.

[Casper27]

I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.

Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.