Massage Parlor Reports

**Paulie46** · 01-14-23 05:14

Yo I feel like these reviews need context. What might seem ok to a 50 year old is not ok to a 30 year old.

**KitWalker1967** · 01-14-23 03:03

Well, I was overdue for a lousy experience and finally had it at CHC Massage in Lynnwood. After months of no reviews on RM, I added this to my TOFTT List awhile ago and decided to finally check it out today. I was greeted by a rather plain, 50 ish auntie who was wearing a blouse and slacks. I opted for a 30 minute session, which was listed on the sign as costing $50, and was ushered into a room. Things started going downhill when I gave her three $20's, but she didn't offer the $10 in change. Once she stepped out, I did my usual routine of laying out $60 where it could easily be seen and hopped onto the table. Although I was hoping she was the MMS and that someone else would attend to me, no such luck. I tried chatting with her a little when she returned and started the massage, but she wasn't interested and seemed intent on getting me out of there as soon as possible. She spoke English well enough to answer the usual questions (Yes, the rainy weather sucked. No, she hadn't been busy today. Etcetera-etcetera), but was otherwise blah.

The massage started with the annoying body pushing / pressing and gradually transitioned to some cursory dough kneading. No teasing or flirting whatsoever. Quick wipe-down with a lukewarm rag, then she had me flip. She made the universal happy signal and I nodded, then she said "eighty dollars. " I suppressed my laughter and just pointed over at her tip. Since she wasn't remotely arousing, the remaining time took a bit of effort and her bright idea to remedy the situation was to jackhammer me and make sounds like she was sipping hot soup. I roamed a bit with my hands and eventually managed to pop one of her tits out, but she didn't like that and shook her head no when I asked to suck on it. I finally popped after closing my eyes and fantasizing that she was Marica Hase. She grabbed another rag to clean me up, then covered me with a towel and (to my surprise) massaged my legs a little more and did that silly popping thing on my fingertips. I took advantage of the moment to ask about additional services and the answer was no to everything. I never heard (and she never mentioned) any other girls working there. She said "okay done", walked out, then handed me one of those tiny bottles of water as I left.

I would have been better off going back to Legend Spa and jerking off afterwards. Seriously guys, skip this place. If you've managed to have a better experience here, I'd like to hear about it.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 01-13-23 11:45

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Long time standard pricing was $100 all in including house fee and tip. Expect to tip a little more if she is nekkid or the tits are out. Prices are creeping upwards though.

Young. There aren't that many under 40 and very few under 30. Seems like Tacoma has better luck with that right now that Seattle and points north, but I don't have first-hand knowledge.

Smiling Art (Ballard) and Natural Health / Champion (Maple Leaf) (same owner) mostly have women that can pass for under 30. But yes, the tip amount depends on how much more you really want than just a HJ. But a $60 tip should get you a HJ with some gals, others may ask for more (although I doubt they'll turn down $60).

I would say tipping $40 is for women who are older, unattractive, masked, or not located in Seattle.

**Marko Ramius** · 01-13-23 10:56

Originally Posted by Hajime [View Original Post]

Hi, I'm new to Seattle and I want to know how much I need to pay to get a massage with HE / HJ (full price including tips) and where can I find young looking Asian girls.

Long time standard pricing was $100 all in including house fee and tip. Expect to tip a little more if she is nekkid or the tits are out. Prices are creeping upwards though.

Young. There aren't that many under 40 and very few under 30. Seems like Tacoma has better luck with that right now that Seattle and points north, but I don't have first-hand knowledge.

**Hajime** · 01-13-23 00:09

Hi, I'm new to Seattle and I want to know how much I need to pay to get a massage with HE / HJ (full price including tips) and where can I find young looking Asian girls.

**WaRubMonger** · 01-11-23 22:51

Originally Posted by KuatoKuato [View Original Post]

I notice the same thing since I'm looking for providers on Whidbey Island around Oak Harbor or Coupeville where I have a weekend home. She is the only provider that I know of. Has anyone experienced her and can share?

Is there anyone else at all on Whidbey that provides?

Rayleen gives a good rub indeed. I've hit all three holes. Haven't seen her since her last vacation so it's been a bit.

**VillageRat** · 01-11-23 19:11

There are a lot of dudes up here who love these old Korean women. But I agree with you 100% on the $140.

They were fun when I was running the villages of Camp Casey forty years ago. But they were also forty years younger at at that time.

Originally Posted by MattGarza1384 [View Original Post]

I know it's been said before, but you can do some granny damage at Kings. Saw Queen who is supposed to be down and dirty, but she was asking WAY too much for FS, IMHO. Maybe it's because I usually monger in SoCal, but 1.4 for her should get me the works. Got an aggressive p-massage and half-assed BBBJ.

Not complaining for those of you that are going to get a little indignant, I just wanted to point out my experience there. Happy hunting.

**Maui Glory** · 01-11-23 16:58

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

I noticed Rayleen posted over at the other place, then noticed she now has a few red jellybeans. Anyone know what's up with that? I did some searches for alerts & bad reviews and didn't find anything. Feel free to DM me if that's preferred. Thanks!

I notice the same thing since I'm looking for providers on Whidbey Island around Oak Harbor or Coupeville where I have a weekend home. She is the only provider that I know of. Has anyone experienced her and can share?

Is there anyone else at all on Whidbey that provides?

**MattGarza1384** · 01-11-23 16:24

I know it's been said before, but you can do some granny damage at Kings. Saw Queen who is supposed to be down and dirty, but she was asking WAY too much for FS, IMHO. Maybe it's because I usually monger in SoCal, but 1.4 for her should get me the works. Got an aggressive p-massage and half-assed BBBJ.

Not complaining for those of you that are going to get a little indignant, I just wanted to point out my experience there. Happy hunting.

**KitWalker1967** · 01-11-23 15:48

I noticed Rayleen posted over at the other place, then noticed she now has a few red jellybeans. Anyone know what's up with that? I did some searches for alerts & bad reviews and didn't find anything. Feel free to DM me if that's preferred. Thanks!

**Moose21** · 01-09-23 23:02

That's a world class ass!

Originally Posted by DarkDan [View Original Post]

I wonder if this is the Leah he is mentioning.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....3B-ONLY-3-DAYS!26%23127752%3 B-%26%23127752%3 B-%26%23128154%3 B-%26%23128153%3 B-Petite-5%924-%26%23127752%3 B-%26%23128154%3 B-%26%23128153%3 B-%26%23127463%3 B-%26%23127479%3 B-Brazilian-Model-Visiting-Georgetown%26%23127463%3 B-%26%23127479%3 B.

**DarkDan** · 01-09-23 19:17

I wonder if this is the Leah he is mentioning.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....3B-ONLY-3-DAYS!26%23127752%3 B-%26%23127752%3 B-%26%23128154%3 B-%26%23128153%3 B-Petite-5%924-%26%23127752%3 B-%26%23128154%3 B-%26%23128153%3 B-%26%23127463%3 B-%26%23127479%3 B-Brazilian-Model-Visiting-Georgetown%26%23127463%3 B-%26%23127479%3 B.

Originally Posted by Madmaxon [View Original Post]

Is this a review or an ad? The writing style suggests the latter.

**Madmaxon** · 01-09-23 17:53

Originally Posted by RobNSea [View Original Post]

Hey Mongers. If you are into African American girls. There are 2 New A. A at Georgetown Collective Leah is 22 yr old Dark chocolate Girl very Attractive skinny Perky pierced breasts & a cute Firm ass. Great Nude Body to body. Enjoys having her clitorious massaged $260 upgrades avail. 2nd Light Skinned named Bri Big Breasted & big pussy Lips also gives great body to Body also allows DATY. Both girls kitty clean shaven.

Is this a review or an ad? The writing style suggests the latter.

**Lee Groinman** · 01-09-23 16:56

Originally Posted by RobNSea [View Original Post]

Hey Mongers. If you are into African American girls. There are 2 New A. A at Georgetown Collective Leah is 22 yr old Dark chocolate Girl very Attractive skinny Perky pierced breasts & a cute Firm ass. Great Nude Body to body. Enjoys having her clitorious massaged $260 upgrades avail. 2nd Light Skinned named Bri Big Breasted & big pussy Lips also gives great body to Body also allows DATY. Both girls kitty clean shaven.

Aren't these places (I believe they had one in Lake City as well) known for the a la carte menu? I believe they're all safety gals, which is fine, that's their prerogative.

**Mitch Cor** · 01-09-23 15:14

Do you get the full hour and multiple shots for that price? What additional upgrades are available and how much?

Thanks!

Originally Posted by RobNSea [View Original Post]

Hey Mongers. If you are into African American girls. There are 2 New A. A at Georgetown Collective Leah is 22 yr old Dark chocolate Girl very Attractive skinny Perky pierced breasts & a cute Firm ass. Great Nude Body to body. Enjoys having her clitorious massaged $260 upgrades avail. 2nd Light Skinned named Bri Big Breasted & big pussy Lips also gives great body to Body also allows DATY. Both girls kitty clean shaven.