Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**ChuckMag** · 01-09-23 14:20

Ask and you shall receive: It says there's service in Florida too. Who wants to TOFTT?

https://mydreammaid.com/

Originally Posted by Jb983 [View Original Post]

This would be perfect for me! I always need my apt cleaned. Wonder if there are extras or options.

**Jb983** · 01-09-23 13:54

Originally Posted by ChuckMag [View Original Post]

Does she wear a haz-mat suit while performing such services?

This would be perfect for me! I always need my apt cleaned. Wonder if there are extras or options.

**ChuckMag** · 01-09-23 10:49

Does she wear a haz-mat suit while performing such services?

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hss...576239696.html

LOL.

**Rustys** · 01-09-23 01:14

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hss...576239696.html

LOL.

**Gringo2123** · 01-08-23 12:36

A fool and their money are soon parted. When it lists a location as South Florida. Normally means just a scammer casting a wider net than just Miami or fort Lauderdale

Originally Posted by JMarshall [View Original Post]

Was scrolling thru CL a few days ago and came across this ad. I have an inherent weakness for redheads, and texted her for more info. Advised of her rates and offerings of a full body and HE, then asked for a deposit via Zelle or Venmo to secure the booking. I get the fact they don't want their time wasted and securing a booking with a deposit weeds out creeps, but as a consumer I too have to be leery that my deposit doesn't vanish in the wind. Not saying anything negative about her, but wanted to share. YMMV. Happy Hunting.

JM.

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/hws...575143137.html

**J Marshall** · 01-07-23 07:53

Was scrolling thru CL a few days ago and came across this ad. I have an inherent weakness for redheads, and texted her for more info. Advised of her rates and offerings of a full body and HE, then asked for a deposit via Zelle or Venmo to secure the booking. I get the fact they don't want their time wasted and securing a booking with a deposit weeds out creeps, but as a consumer I too have to be leery that my deposit doesn't vanish in the wind. Not saying anything negative about her, but wanted to share. YMMV. Happy Hunting.

JM.

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/hws...575143137.html

**DistanThunder** · 01-06-23 16:49

Originally Posted by OralWonder [View Original Post]

Thunder, thanks for your last two reviews.

Just doing my part to contribute value-added information to the community.

**MBaby69** · 01-03-23 14:39

Originally Posted by Chichef3000 [View Original Post]

Has anyone had experience with the following? She advertises and dresses sexy, but also see Google reviews too that say she's legit but I've seem that before where there were HE.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...574036697.html

You'll happy with a small tip.

**OralWonder** · 01-03-23 12:19

Originally Posted by LaxTrip [View Original Post]

I saw her when she was in Boca. She runs two different ads. One on backpage for massage and the other on adult search for body rubs. She is attractive but I had no connection with her and I won't be going back. I was looking for a legitimate session. Not sure how the body rubs are.

Were you draped? Any touching allowed?

**OralWonder** · 01-03-23 12:12

Originally Posted by DistanThunder [View Original Post]

I meant say this in my first post but sorry for the back to back post, but I have seen a few providers and wanted to share my experiences with all of you. Finally getting a chance after a lot of travel to do this.

The young lady Kitty is by far the worst body rub or massage experience I have had since I have been in this hobby. It wasn't so much of the rub itself it was the activities after the rub. I promise you that if my junk had a bone in it, she would have definitely broke every bone that was in there. The rub itself wasn't terrible, because I have had worse. She draped me during the entire massage and you can tell by how she accessed the different body parts that she has been professional trained and may even have a legit license. At this point I figured it wouldn't be any type of finished and was prepared to leave unhappy but she grabbed Jimmy under the covers and proceeded to yank! And when I say yank I mean it was like she was pumping water from a well. What made it horrible was the finish. After she flipped me she put lotion or oil on her hand and attempted to give an L1 finish under the cover that she had me draped in. This is something no one has ever attempted before and honestly it blew my mind. She tells me your taking to long after about 2 minutes. I try to coach her on how to properly do it, and I got frustrated and called it quits. I left unhappy and sore. Save your time and money on this one unless your in the coaching business and willing to teach her a lesson. If more info is need. Do hesitate to reach out. Link below.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...571083601.html

Thunder, thanks for your last two reviews.

**Chichef3000** · 01-02-23 13:24

Has anyone had experience with the following? She advertises and dresses sexy, but also see Google reviews too that say she's legit but I've seem that before where there were HE.

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...574036697.html

**DistanThunder** · 12-28-22 18:11

I meant say this in my first post but sorry for the back to back post, but I have seen a few providers and wanted to share my experiences with all of you. Finally getting a chance after a lot of travel to do this.

The young lady Kitty is by far the worst body rub or massage experience I have had since I have been in this hobby. It wasn't so much of the rub itself it was the activities after the rub. I promise you that if my junk had a bone in it, she would have definitely broke every bone that was in there. The rub itself wasn't terrible, because I have had worse. She draped me during the entire massage and you can tell by how she accessed the different body parts that she has been professional trained and may even have a legit license. At this point I figured it wouldn't be any type of finished and was prepared to leave unhappy but she grabbed Jimmy under the covers and proceeded to yank! And when I say yank I mean it was like she was pumping water from a well. What made it horrible was the finish. After she flipped me she put lotion or oil on her hand and attempted to give an L1 finish under the cover that she had me draped in. This is something no one has ever attempted before and honestly it blew my mind. She tells me your taking to long after about 2 minutes. I try to coach her on how to properly do it, and I got frustrated and called it quits. I left unhappy and sore. Save your time and money on this one unless your in the coaching business and willing to teach her a lesson. If more info is need. Do hesitate to reach out. Link below.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...571083601.html

**DistanThunder** · 12-28-22 17:34

Recommend seeing her. Very decent massage in north part of Broward county off sample road. Shower available for before or after appointment. Beautiful lady, with an inviting accent and a very sexy exotic physique. She has a dog at her place but he is nothing to worry about. Very good massage and I would highly recommend. Small menu available, PM for details. She does have a friend that she does 4 hand massages with if that is your thing.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...571830850.html

**DistanThunder** · 12-28-22 17:13

Saw this one before. Let's just say save your money. The good, location easy to find, great attitude, communication was great, welcoming, and went nude on the flip with L1 finish. The bad, her placed reeked of smoke, she is super skinny and unattractive with tanned flappy skin, talked the entire time while in the session and did not give the full time paid for. If your into old Caucasian ladies with a smoke smelling room, he will be up your alley. I will not repeat.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...571463588.html