Escort Reviews

[Midwest Dude]

= Pleasure Wreckers.

This is perfect. I too have seen some recently that get your hopes up over text, then start with the attitude when they arrive. The longer you at least try to get them to finish, the worse it gets. I just take my L and end it.

[Wingman69]

There have been 1 or 2 reviews recently but you should go and tell us how it went.

I posted a review in the massage parlor area, short and to the point don't oot for more then the $2 option I took the $3 option wasn't worth it at all. But for $2 to bang a hot early 20's Chinese chick it was worth it, pic she sent before meeting was accurate now my visit was a little over a week ago so the girls may of changed.

[BuckNuts49]

Anyone tried the riverside Asian? I am really confused I'd I should try or no.

Agree. The two reviews appear to be conflicting. Handler outside room is a bit of a no go. $$ for a 30 minute covered BJ from a younger or who knows what age Asian. If you knew what the girl actually looked like, I might be inclined to try the VIP $$$ hour special and no handler outside the door.

[SternFan1978]

Reaching out to see if anyone here has had any experience with this provider.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/niki-escort-columbus-571048

She hasn't been on that site since August 2022. I do like her 15 minute rates though. Any chance I could get four of them in a row?

[GeorgeL]

= Pleasure Wreckers.

Quote: "Sorry Livemonger. My experience with her was completely different. She rushed through the BJ just to get me hard and then told me 10 minutes on that she needed me to cum for her. Nothing like pressuring to get me soft. So I didn't even get to finish. I scheduled a hhr and only got 12 minutes. As always YMMV."

I knew I wasn't the only one who's experienced these types of providers. (And I've never seen the girl reviewed here.). Sad thing about this hobby is that you can't text times prior to meeting to make sure your expectations are met by the provider. So, you read reviews, ask about menu (esp. What's off the menu, etc.) and you think it's a "match. " I like an hour, if not unreasonably expensive: I like intimacy, exploring her body, GFE (if she's into it,) DATY, BJ. FS is an endpoint, but I like all the other stuff a bit more. BUT. When you meet these "fast baller" girls, these "speed queens," it's not just disappointing, you feel like you've been duped. The list starts as soon as you come through the door ("I don't do this, this, this. " "Oh, hell no. I've never done that. " And then to make things INCREDIBLY bad or awkward, and sometimes without their getting naked. She's trying to get you off (usually BJ) in about 5-10 minutes. I could go on, but you get the gist. Last what makes thin gs a hundred times worse (besides losing my wood, which happens when the provider isn't into anything intimate,) is trying to put the brakes on her. "Hey, slow down. I don't want to finish that quick. " She stops, wipes her mouth (likes she's do hard labor,) and shoots you the look like you've punched her in the tit. I've had a hard dozen of these experiences over the years, and I've walked out of most without finishing.

We need a term to classify these types of girls. Maybe there is already.

[RickMann]

Anyone tried the riverside Asian? I am really confused I'd I should try or no.

There have been 1 or 2 reviews recently but you should go and tell us how it went.

[JoeyMaynee]

Which paris if you don't mind? Been trying to see this one for too long.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/paris-es...olumbus-991013

Saw her walking near exit from 71 at 161. Looked in bad shape. Sorry.

[Tetrakarn]

We need a term to classify these types of girls. Maybe there is already.

I would just classify that under "rushed". It's a term I use a lot in my reviews and I've experienced what you have many many times. I mean it's just a shit attitude. You didn't literally get robbed but you almost may as well have. There will never stop being girls who treat you like shit, but I at least try to review all the girls that treated me like shit so if even one less person goes to see them that's a win.

[LiveMonger]

Sorry you experienced that. I stand by my review, as I know you stand by yours. I hadn't seen her reviewed before me either. She travels and a search would show her active in Toledo. Sucks I see her, write a review and then she pulls this crap on you. I agree with what you say about these girls. I thought she might be cool, but apparently not.

What should we call these girls that pull this crap " Smelly Dirty Pirate Hookers".

Quote: "Sorry Livemonger. My experience with her was completely different. She rushed through the BJ just to get me hard and then told me 10 minutes on that she needed me to cum for her. Nothing like pressuring to get me soft. So I didn't even get to finish. I scheduled a hhr and only got 12 minutes. As always YMMV."

I knew I wasn't the only one who's experienced these types of providers. (And I've never seen the girl reviewed here.). Sad thing about this hobby is that you can't text times prior to meeting to make sure your expectations are met by the provider. So, you read reviews, ask about menu (esp. What's off the menu, etc.) and you think it's a "match. " I like an hour, if not unreasonably expensive: I like intimacy, exploring her body, GFE (if she's into it,) DATY, BJ. FS is an endpoint, but I like all the other stuff a bit more. BUT. When you meet these "fast baller" girls, these "speed queens," it's not just disappointing, you feel like you've been duped. The list starts as soon as you come through the door ("I don't do this, this, this. " "Oh, hell no. I've never done that. " And then to make things INCREDIBLY bad or awkward, and sometimes without their getting naked. She's trying to get you off (usually BJ) in about 5-10 minutes. I could go on, but you get the gist. Last what makes thin gs a hundred times worse (besides losing my wood, which happens when the provider isn't into anything intimate,) is trying to put the brakes on her. "Hey, slow down. I don't want to finish that quick. " She stops, wipes her mouth (likes she's do hard labor,) and shoots you the look like you've punched her in the tit. I've had a hard dozen of these experiences over the years, and I've walked out of most without finishing.

We need a term to classify these types of girls. Maybe there is already.

[Brian1105]

Reaching out to see if anyone here has had any experience with this provider.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/niki-escort-columbus-571048

[Chizaddy03]

Anyone know Mandyyymarie? I'm trying to find her. I seen an ad on her sometime ago. I believe she's from Columbus area.

[SurfrOH]

Quote: "Sorry Livemonger. My experience with her was completely different. She rushed through the BJ just to get me hard and then told me 10 minutes on that she needed me to cum for her. Nothing like pressuring to get me soft. So I didn't even get to finish. I scheduled a hhr and only got 12 minutes. As always YMMV."

I knew I wasn't the only one who's experienced these types of providers. (And I've never seen the girl reviewed here.). Sad thing about this hobby is that you can't text times prior to meeting to make sure your expectations are met by the provider. So, you read reviews, ask about menu (esp. What's off the menu, etc.) and you think it's a "match. " I like an hour, if not unreasonably expensive: I like intimacy, exploring her body, GFE (if she's into it,) DATY, BJ. FS is an endpoint, but I like all the other stuff a bit more. BUT. When you meet these "fast baller" girls, these "speed queens," it's not just disappointing, you feel like you've been duped. The list starts as soon as you come through the door ("I don't do this, this, this. " "Oh, hell no. I've never done that. " And then to make things INCREDIBLY bad or awkward, and sometimes without their getting naked. She's trying to get you off (usually BJ) in about 5-10 minutes. I could go on, but you get the gist. Last what makes thin gs a hundred times worse (besides losing my wood, which happens when the provider isn't into anything intimate,) is trying to put the brakes on her. "Hey, slow down. I don't want to finish that quick. " She stops, wipes her mouth (likes she's do hard labor,) and shoots you the look like you've punched her in the tit. I've had a hard dozen of these experiences over the years, and I've walked out of most without finishing.

We need a term to classify these types of girls. Maybe there is already.

[JaackTo]

Anyone tried the riverside Asian? I am really confused I'd I should try or no.

[LiveMonger]

She's not a beauty queen, but she's also not a heffer asking for $500 for an hour. Now with that said, I felt that at $250/ hour the price was still a bit high so at $300 that's a hard pass. But for folks not looking for an early 20's knockout she's in good shape and no drama.

She quoted me 300 hr and 200 hhr. Dublin incall. Passed.

[Jay1978]

Long standing members know who I am talking about. Aleah, professional masseuse by trade, mean DSLs and grip as a side gig. She says she is getting a hotel Tuesday and Wednesday and then won't be back in Columbus for awhile.

I haven't seen her in about a year but I also haven't been playing as much lately as I've got steady at home and on the side at no cost. She is light skin, fit, fun personality. A talker but she isn't cracked out so the conversation is good. Highly skilled.

Search Aleah and her email will end up in results. Not sure of pricing these days but it has always been reasonable and well worth it. MSOG, BBBJ, cfs are what I understand to be offerings from times we have hung out.