Massage Parlor Reports

[GuideFan34]

Had a dream about Kelly the misfit at Kong fu padonia. She is a misfit because if you know that establishment, you know not to expect much. Since they moved to Padonia there is limited action there, if any at all. In my dream, Kelly is a kinda chunky / kinda thicc provider in her 40's with an innocent look and an almost cute face. The thin walls and curtains for doors did not seem to bother Kelly as she proceeded to give a sensual massage followed by otc / utc roaming, FIV, HJ, bbbjwcim (then spit) without any negotiation or discussion of menu. 90 minutes gets you 2 pops along with a full effort at a therapeutic massage. Could be a management change there but more likely a misfit that won't last, so catch her while you can. YMMV, stay safe.

The old location was my go to for a good massage with the added benefit over other "legit" shops of DIY. After they moved, I went once but didn't like the basically sheer curtains they had. Has that element of it at least improved?

[SeymourBoots]

Had a dream about Kelly the misfit at Kong fu padonia. She is a misfit because if you know that establishment, you know not to expect much. Since they moved to Padonia there is limited action there, if any at all. In my dream, Kelly is a kinda chunky / kinda thicc provider in her 40's with an innocent look and an almost cute face. The thin walls and curtains for doors did not seem to bother Kelly as she proceeded to give a sensual massage followed by otc / utc roaming, FIV, HJ, bbbjwcim (then spit) without any negotiation or discussion of menu. 90 minutes gets you 2 pops along with a full effort at a therapeutic massage. Could be a management change there but more likely a misfit that won't last, so catch her while you can. YMMV, stay safe.

[Harold Myers]

Effort: 10/10.

Face: 6 or 7.

Body: 8/10 I like slim girls.

Tits: A or B cups. Small real.

Reverse cowgirl.

Cowgirl.

Missionary.

Doggy.

Really tight.

About 6 months ago Bella has genital warts on her vagina. We're the warts still there?

[StayAnonymous]

Effort: 10/10.

Face: 6 or 7.

Body: 8/10 I like slim girls.

Tits: A or B cups. Small real.

Reverse cowgirl.

Cowgirl.

Missionary.

Doggy.

Really tight.

I simply haven't found anyone else worth getting excited about. If you notice, I went 6 months between posting those 7 times. Hardly suspicious, LOL.

FYI, I saw her again yesterday, and Bella's service is unmatched. Yesterday her TUMA lasted about 12 minutes (yes, I counted), she knew from the last visit that I really enjoy that. And contrary to other posters, I find $275 to be a good price for someone with outstanding service and good looks. Now, I would not chance that amount without upfront Intel, I. E, I won't be taking a chance with another at VIP Accupressure after Bella leaves, it would almost assuredly be a let down.

Bella is gone after the 10th, for most likely many months. You won't find anyone more skilled and eager to please.

[FreeBlastOff]

Was at Golden on 8700 block of Belair rd a few days ago.

Confirmed, fully legit. Not a whisper, chance, hint, or sliver of an opportunity.

The massage was fine, but not great.

[Horsetrader]

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[Capitol Punish]

Does anyone else find it strange that all 7 posts by Capitol Punish are about Bella? I'm definitely interested in her services but am also suspicious. Anyone else have experience with Bella? I might TOFTT next week.

I simply haven't found anyone else worth getting excited about. If you notice, I went 6 months between posting those 7 times. Hardly suspicious, LOL.

FYI, I saw her again yesterday, and Bella's service is unmatched. Yesterday her TUMA lasted about 12 minutes (yes, I counted), she knew from the last visit that I really enjoy that. And contrary to other posters, I find $275 to be a good price for someone with outstanding service and good looks. Now, I would not chance that amount without upfront Intel, I. E, I won't be taking a chance with another at VIP Accupressure after Bella leaves, it would almost assuredly be a let down.

Bella is gone after the 10th, for most likely many months. You won't find anyone more skilled and eager to please.

[ChillAxed]

Had a dream recently where I was at Ace / Oriental Spa in Elkridge. It's not in Baltimore, but close enough to be of interest to the Baltimore group. Parking was plentiful and free, with a Walgreens across the street. Walked in, and a short older mms with purple hair let me in. She was nice enough. The anteroom had seen better days, and the buzzer to enter was on the fritz, but she heard me and let me in. The insides were pretty clean; walls went up to the ceiling.

Met Tiffany, the MT, who might have been in her mid to late 30's, maybe 5 ft 2, Korean, with nice makeup. Her English was good, although she had a strong accent so it was hard to make out initially. She was a solid 7/10pretty unambiguously pretty, and surprisingly young for a place that (I heard) had solely older women..

Damn. I've seen this place and never thought to stop. I just might stop today after work because of this review, thanks!

[Kris106]

Where are you getting a good erotic massage for less than $200?

I know about Kristy, and thought about seeing her, but some of the reviews I read int the past turned me off. Plus I think 200 is bit too much for an erotic massage in Baltimore.

[ShadowBK]

I know about Kristy, and thought about seeing her, but some of the reviews I read int the past turned me off. Plus I think 200 is bit too much for a erotic massage in Baltimore.

[Kris106]

You get a hot white fit girl rubbing her naked body all over your naked body for $200. Thats at least a $300-400 service. So don't be too surprised if your time is shorted. She's a body rub girl not an escort. Don't go in expecting escort services for body rub prices.

Several mongers have recently reported that Kristy shorted them on time. Also, her service menu is limited unless she's recently changed her boundaries. She only offered a HJ when I saw her a few years ago, and she didn't want her pussy touched.

Yes, she's quite attractive. But check out her reviews before deciding to fork over her new rate of $200.

[Tom McAn]

She is the Best in Baltimore for that.

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...y-rubs/2292974

Several mongers have recently reported that Kristy shorted them on time. Also, her service menu is limited unless she's recently changed her boundaries. She only offered a HJ when I saw her a few years ago, and she didn't want her pussy touched.

Yes, she's quite attractive. But check out her reviews before deciding to fork over her new rate of $200.

[Horsetrader]

Does anyone else find it strange that all 7 posts by Capitol Punish are about Bella? I'm definitely interested in her services but am also suspicious. Anyone else have experience with Bella? I might TOFTT next week.

Thanks. Smells like a shill, especially when combined with what some are saying is overpaying.

[Member #6365]

I gotta say that it be nice if more white girls in Baltimore (and probably other cities in USA) offered erotic massages with body to body / bodyslide massages (watch any Nuru Massage video if you don't know), with possibilities of extras like in Canada and other parts of the world with white girls.

She is the Best in Baltimore for that.

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...y-rubs/2292974

[MDFootLover]

I gotta say that it be nice if more white girls in Baltimore (and probably other cities in USA) offered erotic massages with body to body / bodyslide massages (watch any Nuru Massage video if you don't know), with possibilities of extras like in Canada and other parts of the world with white girls.

I agree, there isn't hardly any white girls that do massage, I happened to see Dinah posting a new years special on Twitter so saw her this afternoon for one last fun time in 2022.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DinahMcIntyreXo