Massage Parlor Reports

[Orpheus60]

Tried texting Ronda but got no response tonight. Anyone know if she got moved to her new place and is still around? Haven't seen any recent ads. First strike.

Then went to try this Anna Hessentaoil place. Got over there and there were two police cars on the side street. They were actually just finishing up with a fender bender but I was uneasy about going past them to the back of the building while there's no other activity at 8:00 pm Second strike.

So went back down Little River Turnpike to Old Columbia Pike to the place I guess is called Comfort. The one above the Korean restaurant. I had been there in December 21 and had a good time.

Got a hit here again. Met by She-She, shiny short skirt, cleavage popping out, middle-aged cute gal. No english. What I could get from her she is from Taiwan. Got the job done, what I had been looking for. Nice enhanced boobs. Flat tummy. Tattoos around breasts and on stomach. House hhr. 5. CBJ cfs $. 6. The only negative is like most of them she didn't really tease and play with you enough to get you going, just wanted to get the cover on for the CBJ and get going. Not much play, but when I got ready I put her on her back with legs in the air and went in deep for a few minutes. Like I said what I wanted for tonight.

[Scitor]

Besides Sandra, are any of the others ever worth the time? From the reports I saw, it seemed that the consensus was to book Sandra or to no bother with the place at all.

Had a nice session at FHOH with Sandra. She was her usual friendly self and shared details about her past vacation and upcoming holiday plans. Very professional as usual with no negotiation and great service although the massage itself was meh. As I was leaving I saw this blonde at the reception wearing glasses. Slightly chubby yet attractive. Anybody know her name and whether it's worth scheduling an appointment with her? Thanks.

[BubbleBobble]

6 for 30 minutes or. 9 for an hour.

Went with the 30 minutes.

Asked how many available she said 2.

Place looks like some kind of townhouse with downstairs being used for "business".

Lights dimmed but it's also night so I can see a bit better, arrived to a late 40's and shuffled into a room. Asked about the second girl and got the mid 30's one instead.

"House fee only covers massage, $ for BJ or $$ for full" decided to just go with the $ thinking it was open mic night.

After a 8/10 dry massage 10 minutes later was time for the flip, she takes out some kind of lifestyles extra snug which had no lube and barely fit "like a glove".

4 minutes of woody the wood pecker going as fast as she can thinking its better I end up kind of in a fuck it mood so for lack of better judgement;.

"wait, I want full instead" and gave the other $$.

Swapped to a skyn xl and asked her to lie down for mish. She was fairly tight so I started of slow. Kissed a little, (no tongue) and then I picked up the pace. She seemed like she was getting into it grabbing onto me and pulling me in closer so I sped up more til the table started to shake. Awoke a few minutes later she helped me get cleaned off with wipes and dressed afterword. She then handed me a card which a part of me laughed and then felt gross. It was one of those "buy 10 get one free" cards, she says "come 10 time and next time house free".

Overall damage was $$. 6 for a pretty decent (but short only about 10 minutes) massage and a qv dream.

Good for a one off, will not repeat.

[Rhinopole]

In my obsession to find a young and beautiful Chinese lady, I have been hitting up the semi-legit C-AMPs for the last two months. Today I visited Lisa at Anna Hessentaoil therapy. (What the hell does Hessentaoil mean?) With a name like that I was hoping to get a real massage; been needing one since not many of these C-AMPs are interested in that peculiar activity.

Anna Hessentaoil is located in the back lower section of an office building that faces Little River Turnpike, its next to the McDonalds. They have a nice web page advertising young massage therapists with photos that could be classified as very lite Porn. When you open the door you enter a vestibule, to the left is a legit operation and the other door leads downstairs to a dungeon like room. No locked doors, just walk right in. The spa is basically one large area with three divider curtains. It is very nicely decorated, and cozy; it felt private, but I was the only client at that time.

Lisa greeted me as soon as I walked downstairs; this one had her hands on my balls and rear end as I was trying to explain to her the areas that required a massage. Later I find that she doesn't speak English. Lisa is right off the boat; we used a translator just to get her to tell me her name. This one was obviously eager, but I really wanted to start off with a massage. That didn't happen and soon, we were negotiating for a CBJ or CFS; we used sign language if you are wondering. I only had 1. 0 on me for a tip, we agreed on everything except the FS but I basically got everything else: DATY, P slide, FIV. I thought she was going to pop on me when I was dining, but I got tired, and we finished off in a 69 position with a HJ. $50 HHR entry fee.

I wonder what type of employment she had in China last month.

Lisa is maybe 45 years old; I'll give her a 6 in the face for a nice smile (I got her mask off), a 6 in body and a very eager and pleasant attitude. She is probably a good cheap pump if you are interested. I would say she would probably accept just slightly more then I tipped for this additional service.

To conclude: I have been in several C-AMPs these last two month and they are basically "bare bones "no thrills, just basic. Nothing like the K-AMPs. There just cheap. I need to look for a higher-end C-AMP. I should raise my expectations a bit.

The quest goes on.

Regards.

PJ.

A number of years ago I found an attractive young (30 ties?) provider at a place on Gallows Road called Crystal. It's been out of business a while now. CFS was offered and I was never shorted on time. I've been back to the area sporadically. I've found a good two-handed HJ and BBFS with a Mamasan granny who was very eager but not attractive enough for me to continue the visits. If anyone has more recent positive experiences in this part of town please weigh in.

Rhino.

[FCastro]

Has anyone seen Jenny near Tyson's mall?

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[PuntaJaco43]

In my obsession to find a young and beautiful Chinese lady, I have been hitting up the semi-legit C-AMPs for the last two months. Today I visited Lisa at Anna Hessentaoil therapy. (What the hell does Hessentaoil mean?) With a name like that I was hoping to get a real massage; been needing one since not many of these C-AMPs are interested in that peculiar activity.

Anna Hessentaoil is located in the back lower section of an office building that faces Little River Turnpike, its next to the McDonalds. They have a nice web page advertising young massage therapists with photos that could be classified as very lite Porn. When you open the door you enter a vestibule, to the left is a legit operation and the other door leads downstairs to a dungeon like room. No locked doors, just walk right in. The spa is basically one large area with three divider curtains. It is very nicely decorated, and cozy; it felt private, but I was the only client at that time.

Lisa greeted me as soon as I walked downstairs; this one had her hands on my balls and rear end as I was trying to explain to her the areas that required a massage. Later I find that she doesn't speak English. Lisa is right off the boat; we used a translator just to get her to tell me her name. This one was obviously eager, but I really wanted to start off with a massage. That didn't happen and soon, we were negotiating for a CBJ or CFS; we used sign language if you are wondering. I only had 1. 0 on me for a tip, we agreed on everything except the FS but I basically got everything else: DATY, P slide, FIV. I thought she was going to pop on me when I was dining, but I got tired, and we finished off in a 69 position with a HJ. $50 HHR entry fee.

I wonder what type of employment she had in China last month.

Lisa is maybe 45 years old; I'll give her a 6 in the face for a nice smile (I got her mask off), a 6 in body and a very eager and pleasant attitude. She is probably a good cheap pump if you are interested. I would say she would probably accept just slightly more then I tipped for this additional service.

To conclude: I have been in several C-AMPs these last two month and they are basically "bare bones "no thrills, just basic. Nothing like the K-AMPs. There just cheap. I need to look for a higher-end C-AMP. I should raise my expectations a bit.

The quest goes on.

Regards.

PJ.

[Member #6802]

Old, Old provider. Big dangling tits at door got me in but she turned light so low so I could not see details. I needed release and it worked but she was bony and frail. Even with low lights I closed my eyes, LOL.

A month ago had much better luck at G&G in back of same building. Nice gal and nice time there..

I had fun with the older lady you mentioned. Everything you said is true from her looks to dimming the lights. On the other hand, beyond the mediocre massage, for me, she had good HJ, and BJ skills. Lightly furry cat which smelled fresh and she hits the "O" easily. For us who like older, not a bad choice. Just wish my work put me in her area more frequently.

[OldBoomer]

Lily is an ATF for many of us in the 'Burg. Typically gives a great Russian.

Yes, she did a Russian finish. Most providers jack you off with the breasts wrapped around their hand. While this is good, Lily had me fuck her titties. Very nice.

[Anona123]

Unleash the flood gates.

Saw this girl finally. LOL saw her schedule in a notebook and looked pretty full so I was surprised I got in. Anyways, massage is what you would expect but not a lot of teasing. On the flip she was straight about what she was offering, unfortunately told me no FS. Went for the CBJ which was good, but it takes a lot for me, especially when theres no foreplay. She was accommodating though and gave it a good try. I don't remember the exact damage but I think 100 to get in, and 120 on top. Looks wise, she would be average in comparison to fhoh. Looked maybe upper 40's I'd say. Well made tits, but visible scarring from the booty lifts. Place was in an office building, but felt like her "room" was the only one occupied in that entire wing. Probably wouldn't repeat, but can't help visiting latinas.

[Cbsbb]

I prefer services from providers in private residences, however, sometimes a good table shower is desired and that means an AMP. Here are two with very good table showers with BIG differences.

Green Castle. Manassas.

Safe feeling office park. Very nice place with big well decorated rooms. A very good table shower. However, I had to keep my eyes shut the entire time. The provider was without any physical redeeming characteristics. I mean none. Wanted 80 for the entrance, 60 for happiness. While the table shower was well worth the 80 and the massage was just ok, the happiness at the end should not rate more than 40 and you will need to keep your eyes shut. I will not return.

CIci. Lily - Fredericksburg.

Right off 95. Small place. Lily was the receptionist, but first told me that someone else would do the massage. I met the alternative and after seeing Lily I declined and started to leave. Lily stepped up and offered to be my provider. Lily is a very good looking Chinese woman. At first glance she looks to be in her 30's, but she could be a little older. 70 base fee. Very good table shower with lots of scrubbing of the boys and nether regions. The table shower was not quite as good as Green Castle, but it was close and I never wanted to shut my eyes. In the room started with a nice massage with the boys having a very good time. There was a short negotiation and I offered 80 to include giving her a naked massage. Giving her beautiful body a massage was worth the 80 all by itself. The happiness was very well done and there was kissing all over everything except my soldier. She said we can do more next time.

Worth the stop if you are anywhere near Fredericksburg.

Lily is an ATF for many of us in the 'Burg. Typically gives a great Russian.

[Happy Guy 2]

I had a different experience with Lily about 2 weeks ago. Put $60 on the table ahead of time, and a so-so massage followed. It was a bit repetitive with no teasing. On the flip she went straight to the goods with her right hand, and to my nips with the left. She allowed nursing and OTC downstairs, which she seemed to enjoy. Upon my completion, things got a tad interesting, as she collapsed onto my chest and remained there (facing south) for about 2 minutes. Then she stood up and scooped up the #3 from my stomach with her bare hands. She walked over to the little sink and washed up.

I also had an enjoyable session with Lily when she first got there, I think, about a month ago. She was not terribly open but I persisted and her tight body turned me on and I think we both enjoyed the session. I thought she was inexperienced and timid and tip upfront or on the table under my sunglasses opens up possibilities?

Hice memories!

HG.

[Happy Guy 2]

One of the more annoying thing about AMP ads, is that it is as if they are auto generated by some randomizing software. Literally 0% relationship to reality.

Old, Old provider. Big dangling tits at door got me in but she turned light so low so I could not see details. I needed release and it worked but she was bony and frail. Even with low lights I closed my eyes, LOL.

A month ago had much better luck at G&G in back of same building. Nice gal and nice time there.

HG.

[Happy Guy 2]

They are currently advertising on Craigslist and Rubmd. I forget how, but for some reason I think they are in the same plaza as New Star, but I could be wrong.

I aim to check this out as soon as I get some time, and will report back, but if anyone gets there first, would love to hear some intel.

Be safe.

BE.

Horrible and no ending. See my other post below.

[Happy Guy 2]

Then this is the place for you! Been twice just to confirm, but all the latinas here are a bit older and definitely all pudge city. $ entrance fee for an hour of mostly a shit ton of baby oil spread all around. Very little massage. Cleaned up with a COLD towel. Meaning I left smelling like a bottle of baby oil was drenched on me and needed an immediate shower. Wearing medical scrubs and no UTC allowed and bad angle for any OTC touching it was a pretty lack luster experience.

If you have a thing for 40 year old pudgy maids jerking you off then go for it. Otherwise I'm not planning on returning and don't recommend it to anyone else (except if you like that sort of things).

Not sure if same place, but went for massage a few days ago advertising 'Latin Massage'. $100.

Was on Sterling St in Herndon. Total waste of time and money. Gal allowed no touching and would not touch me where it was needed. Lots of oil too.

She finished and just walked out and left. I went out of room and someone was in an office and I left the $100 with obviously no tip. I probably could just have left, but that is not me.

Gal was in blue uniform with black pants. Spoke no English and did not try to interact.

Very strange setup.

Hard to be nice to the girls in a situation like that.

Was really expecting a little more since on Ay Papi and other sites there are a ton of Latin escorts advertising anything and everything.

HG.

[OldBoomer]

I prefer services from providers in private residences, however, sometimes a good table shower is desired and that means an AMP. Here are two with very good table showers with BIG differences.

Green Castle. Manassas.

Safe feeling office park. Very nice place with big well decorated rooms. A very good table shower. However, I had to keep my eyes shut the entire time. The provider was without any physical redeeming characteristics. I mean none. Wanted 80 for the entrance, 60 for happiness. While the table shower was well worth the 80 and the massage was just ok, the happiness at the end should not rate more than 40 and you will need to keep your eyes shut. I will not return.

CIci. Lily - Fredericksburg.

Right off 95. Small place. Lily was the receptionist, but first told me that someone else would do the massage. I met the alternative and after seeing Lily I declined and started to leave. Lily stepped up and offered to be my provider. Lily is a very good looking Chinese woman. At first glance she looks to be in her 30's, but she could be a little older. 70 base fee. Very good table shower with lots of scrubbing of the boys and nether regions. The table shower was not quite as good as Green Castle, but it was close and I never wanted to shut my eyes. In the room started with a nice massage with the boys having a very good time. There was a short negotiation and I offered 80 to include giving her a naked massage. Giving her beautiful body a massage was worth the 80 all by itself. The happiness was very well done and there was kissing all over everything except my soldier. She said we can do more next time.

Worth the stop if you are anywhere near Fredericksburg.