Massage Parlor Reports

[Want Blow Jobs]

Have any of you tried Massage C. L. C? I don't trust RMs.

Tried it for the first time a few days ago.

The place has ample street parking, is nice and clean, has a table shower and sauna.

The woman I was with said her name is Joy. She's really tall for an Asian woman, thin, large breasts, and a face on the ugly side.

For the table shower, we go into that room, and she decides she has to go someplace. For about 5 minutes. When she comes back.

She starts to get things ready and she rinses the table off. Then she rinses it off some more, and some more. And, still some more.

She must have spent 5 minutes rinsing that table off. The actual table shower was OK, but very light on the teasing.

Then into the sauna for a few minutes.

Back to the room, and she decides she has to go someplace again. For about 5 minutes. When she returned, I had the usual low quality massage.

On the flip she asks if I want full service, and I said only a blowjob. She disrobes, except for her thong.

Now we're getting somewhere. Not so fast. I tried to grab those fun bags, but she deftly moved away. So licking, no sucking, no squeezing of her tits.

She starts sucking my dick, and she is doing OK, but not great. After about 2 minutes, she stops and tries.

Telling me that I already came. Er ah, no I didn't, get back to work. She then wants to give me a handy. No, that's not what I paid for.

So she does finish sucking me off, but now she has an attitude and it's not even as good as before.

The place seems like it has potential. Someday, I may try it again. But not with Joy.

[OF Charlie]

April at BHC (left yesterday) said Kiki is her good friend yet did not say where she is currently- anyone know where Kiki is since leaving bhc a few weeks ago? SF.

She is in Phoenix, Arizona now. She lives in NYC, not a local girl here. Comes to Chicago every few months.

If you like a girl, just ask for her wechat. It's not hard.

[MeNU469]

I'll be near midway tomorrow morning and it looks like there are many choices. BHC, Orange, HKPD. It's difficult to make a decision. Which one offer the most right now? In terms of the girls, negotiations, pricing, etc.

[Enderwiggen]

Have any of you tried Massage C. L. C? I don't trust RMs.

[SpaDude777]

When was the last time, is Anna still there? I'll be going soon for a good back walk and stretching. Some fun at the end would be a plus.

Have been there lots of times over the years. Top quality Thai massage with some really nice cute girls. Only twice did I get some action from the same girl (she is long gone). Once L1 and once L2. Both were average at best and way over priced. It was just sorta cool to get some action at a legit place. If you are looking for really good massage, this is probably the best place I have found in Chicago. Who knows you may get Lucky. Good luck!

[Casper27]

You'll get a better massage at Lang Spa and you might get some action, depending on who you get. Anna was pretty fun last time I was there.

When was the last time, is Anna still there? I'll be going soon for a good back walk and stretching. Some fun at the end would be a plus.

[Eddinger]

Wait are you talking about Lala? She is definitely not hot or gorgeous. She more like the "fat" girl next door.

Prob her. She has some tattoos. She's not hot. But she's not gross. Chubby body but nice legs and nice face and she's fun.

[RichL1234]

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

I always leave it up to them to find out what's on the menu, just say you tell me when asked what you want to do. Then of course let the negotiation begin, chances are they will start on the high end of pricing, and ends up with you naming your price for said service. And usually you agree somewhere in between.

Good lucck and be safe.

[SkipF69]

This post just proves the point that I made in my post below. It's all about the girls, not a particular place. I first met Kiki at RL, then at BHC, then at Pink Diamond and now she is back at BHC.

Follow the girls you like, not the place.

April at BHC (left yesterday) said Kiki is her good friend yet did not say where she is currently- anyone know where Kiki is since leaving bhc a few weeks ago? SF.

[WalkingHard]

WOW! You guys must have got her on a bad day or something. I have seen her multiple times and every time is like a wild ride with a legit porn star. I have talked to couple guys that admitted they were intimidated by her. She definitely puts on a show.

Good to know Karly.

[BadDances]

While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.

The double edged dildo of partaking in the flavor of the month. She was only taking 30 minute apts because she was so damn popular. When you are the 8th guy to fuck her ass that day and it is only 3 PM, well may seem a bit much. This is actually kind of common.

[WalkingHard]

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

1. It's totally acceptable to become a regular at the same place. Usually you'll benefit from improved service over time. Just don't become an obsessive stalker or think the girls falling in love with you. You can switch it up to see what else is out there but if you find someone you like it's worth maintaining it.

2. High school health should have covered this?

3. Ozone is a pretty good spot they bring in new people regularly so it helps change the scenery if you need it without going to a new place but they charge more per hour than most places and depending upon who you get for massage you may get good service to none. Thai and Korean spots seem to have prettier girls with better hygiene and who also have a better grasp of English. Korean place in Chicago worth visiting is Massage CLC and the other Thai spots can be found on RM but there's only a few. Chinese places IMHO can be very hit or miss but Belmont is usually pretty consistent.

4 you can usually ask what they offer and they'll tell you. Usually it's HJ, topless or naked HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, or CFS. A few may be open to peeing on you if that's your thing so don't be afraid to ask.

5. Most important make sure you ask their name and remember it in case the service is really good or really bad so you can go back to them or avoid them next time. Most girls have 2-3 names they cycle through so it's important info to remember especially if you want to make an appointment again.

6. Beware of misleading info. RM is full of fake reviews so be cautious of any place promoting reviews of 18-24 yo girls regularly. It's usually just a scam and you'll be greeted by a 45 yo woman instead.

7. It's best to call / text these places with a burner number. Some shops have sent me unsolicited text messages saying to come visit. So it's best to just get a burner phone / number. Since your username is bellburner perhaps you already know that.

[XNaughtyCal]

Anyone know of a decent 4 hands experience w / a good finish? Maybe BHC? I could also see them being a waste of money. Figured I'd get a 2nd opinion before I took the plunge anywhere. Thanks, Happy New Year!

[SpaDude777]

This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.

WOW! You guys must have got her on a bad day or something. I have seen her multiple times and every time is like a wild ride with a legit porn star. I have talked to couple guys that admitted they were intimidated by her. She definitely puts on a show.

[BellBurner]

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!