Massage Parlor Reports

**TnaHunter2014** · 01-05-23 12:38

Originally Posted by PAPaul [View Original Post]

Do you remember a Laotian provider in those Kirkland apartments named Sophie, who was super cute? She had some roommates, like Makie, who didn't look bad for 35, but you could see her grey roots. Or, Asian Sharon, whose photoshopped pictures suckered me in, making her look 25, but in person, she looked matronly, had a visible c-section scar, and while not overweight, loose tummy skin. They charged 200 an hour, gave BBBJ and dfk. There was a well-known feud in TRB about how the K-Girls were the prettiest of the Asian girls.

Much as Makie and Asian Sharon did nothing for me back then, I would die to date a woman who looked as passable as Makie or Asian Sharon, at a place like ET or VIP Spa, and get BBBJ BBFS for 200. Believe me, I would take Asian Sharon over just about any lady at ET or VIP. Too bad I didn't appreciate Makie and Sharon back then.

Agree that in general, there is a shortage of replacement Thai girls. We're still swimming in the same talent pool from 10+ years ago. While it's nice to develop deeper relationships (sexual only) I would love to see a new wave. The next generation. But I think the economics of south east Asia are better and there are fewer girls willing to come to seattle.

**PA Paul** · 01-05-23 05:06

Do you remember a Laotian provider in those Kirkland apartments named Sophie, who was super cute? She had some roommates, like Makie, who didn't look bad for 35, but you could see her grey roots. Or, Asian Sharon, whose photoshopped pictures suckered me in, making her look 25, but in person, she looked matronly, had a visible c-section scar, and while not overweight, loose tummy skin. They charged 200 an hour, gave BBBJ and dfk. There was a well-known feud in TRB about how the K-Girls were the prettiest of the Asian girls.

Much as Makie and Asian Sharon did nothing for me back then, I would die to date a woman who looked as passable as Makie or Asian Sharon, at a place like ET or VIP Spa, and get BBBJ BBFS for 200. Believe me, I would take Asian Sharon over just about any lady at ET or VIP. Too bad I didn't appreciate Makie and Sharon back then.

**PA Paul** · 01-04-23 22:19

Originally Posted by TeaBitch666 [View Original Post]

All grannies guy.

I know Pepsi looks about 50, but her face still looks very decent. I'd love a 38-42 year old who just looks passable. Is the talent at ET any better?

**Member #6314** · 01-04-23 20:51

Originally Posted by PAPaul [View Original Post]

For those who recently went to Kings, for BBFS for 200, how is the talent physically? Even a passable 40 year old would be fine with me. I just don't want a Granny. There was a Granny type working at Kings as recently as 2020.

All grannies guy.

**PA Paul** · 01-04-23 18:16

For those who recently went to Kings, for BBFS for 200, how is the talent physically? Even a passable 40 year old would be fine with me. I just don't want a Granny. There was a Granny type working at Kings as recently as 2020.

**PA Paul** · 01-04-23 18:15

Originally Posted by BananaBandit [View Original Post]

I saw Malisa in Kirkland. Reviews all seemed very positive! She works out of a conveniently located condo. She greeted me with a warm hug and led me to the room. She was stripped down to her panties before I even got my jacket off. Thought it was a good sign plus she's got a great perky rack! The massage was definitely well above average. There was some grazing of her hair and boobs along my back. All felt great and I thought I found my new regular. However the flip was very disappointing. While her massage was very skilled her ending couldn't have been more mechanical. Lots of oil and a medium paced jackhammering. That's it. No varied speed or grip strength. No eye contact, nothing sensual, just pounding the meat and saying "yup" over and over. She would barely let me touch her boobs. And down lower definitely nothing other than butt and legs. I won't return.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....a-Body-Massage

Kirkland places are in nice areas, but they seem to be mostly legit or HE only. Seems like we have to go to sketchy areas to get better service for good rates.

**BananaBandit** · 01-04-23 16:15

I saw Malisa in Kirkland. Reviews all seemed very positive! She works out of a conveniently located condo. She greeted me with a warm hug and led me to the room. She was stripped down to her panties before I even got my jacket off. Thought it was a good sign plus she's got a great perky rack! The massage was definitely well above average. There was some grazing of her hair and boobs along my back. All felt great and I thought I found my new regular. However the flip was very disappointing. While her massage was very skilled her ending couldn't have been more mechanical. Lots of oil and a medium paced jackhammering. That's it. No varied speed or grip strength. No eye contact, nothing sensual, just pounding the meat and saying "yup" over and over. She would barely let me touch her boobs. And down lower definitely nothing other than butt and legs. I won't return.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....a-Body-Massage

**Member #6314** · 01-04-23 14:31

Originally Posted by Bonnaryi [View Original Post]

BBFS / BBBJ / $60 House, $140 Tip.

"I was greeted at the door and asked if I wanted a new girl, Jenifer who just arrived the day before from NYC. Jenifer is about 5'6" in her early mid 40's with natural B's. She has a nice looking body with a few extra pounds but not fat by any stretch of the imagination. On the way to the TS saw Tina in the hallway and she said hi. In the TS was asked if I wanted hands or a scrubby sponge, I decided to go with hands. Lots of soap along with the hands got me clean. Rinse and drying off then headed back to the room.

Started face down with no towel, Jenifer lost her dress. She used her hands along with a nice b2 b oil massage on my back. She massaged my legs and thighs with some teasing of the boys. A playful slap on my butt as she asked if I wanted to flip over. Some more oil massage on the front along with a teasing tongue BJ. We did some standing Mish, followed with regular Mish, then a PM with hand finish. Hot towel cleanup was provided. Jenifer helped me get dressed. On the way out saw Candy and Lily that used to work here. Got my bottle of water and headed on my way.

It is great to see some new talent to the area. Looking forward to future encounters with Jenifer and would recommend her".

"face is not ugly but is long and thin, more of a Chinese face. Didn't encounter any no's with regards to service with a great attitude!

Thank you.

**DrtyHarry** · 01-04-23 14:24

Originally Posted by TeaBitch666 [View Original Post]

Anybody know what the review says on rubmaps for Jennifer?

Originally Posted by Bonnaryi [View Original Post]

BBFS / BBBJ / $60 House, $140 Tip.

"I was greeted at the door and asked if I wanted a new girl, Jenifer who just arrived the day before from NYC. Jenifer is about 5'6" in her early mid 40's with natural B's. She has a nice looking body with a few extra pounds but not fat by any stretch of the imagination. On the way to the TS saw Tina in the hallway and she said hi. In the TS was asked if I wanted hands or a scrubby sponge, I decided to go with hands. Lots of soap along with the hands got me clean. Rinse and drying off then headed back to the room.

Started face down with no towel, Jenifer lost her dress. She used her hands along with a nice b2 b oil massage on my back. She massaged my legs and thighs with some teasing of the boys. A playful slap on my butt as she asked if I wanted to flip over. Some more oil massage on the front along with a teasing tongue BJ. We did some standing Mish, followed with regular Mish, then a PM with hand finish. Hot towel cleanup was provided. Jenifer helped me get dressed. On the way out saw Candy and Lily that used to work here. Got my bottle of water and headed on my way.

Great intel here. Thanks for sharing.

**Bonnaryi** · 01-04-23 13:49

Originally Posted by TeaBitch666 [View Original Post]

Anybody know what the review says on rubmaps for Jennifer?

BBFS / BBBJ / $60 House, $140 Tip.

"I was greeted at the door and asked if I wanted a new girl, Jenifer who just arrived the day before from NYC. Jenifer is about 5'6" in her early mid 40's with natural B's. She has a nice looking body with a few extra pounds but not fat by any stretch of the imagination. On the way to the TS saw Tina in the hallway and she said hi. In the TS was asked if I wanted hands or a scrubby sponge, I decided to go with hands. Lots of soap along with the hands got me clean. Rinse and drying off then headed back to the room.

Started face down with no towel, Jenifer lost her dress. She used her hands along with a nice b2 b oil massage on my back. She massaged my legs and thighs with some teasing of the boys. A playful slap on my butt as she asked if I wanted to flip over. Some more oil massage on the front along with a teasing tongue BJ. We did some standing Mish, followed with regular Mish, then a PM with hand finish. Hot towel cleanup was provided. Jenifer helped me get dressed. On the way out saw Candy and Lily that used to work here. Got my bottle of water and headed on my way.

It is great to see some new talent to the area. Looking forward to future encounters with Jenifer and would recommend her".

"face is not ugly but is long and thin, more of a Chinese face. Didn't encounter any no's with regards to service with a great attitude!

**Member #6314** · 01-04-23 13:42

Anybody know what the review says on rubmaps for Jennifer?

**Loopguystl** · 01-03-23 14:14

I am looking to trade information about non Asian therapists (not providers on tna or stg). I know a few in Seattle and Bellevue area. Happy to trade. Please DM me. And please only if you have intel about non Asian licensed therapists.

**ZoooBus** · 01-03-23 00:37

Originally Posted by LongHauler69 [View Original Post]

By far the hottest lady there is Sophie. She is an udder delight in every since of the word. Wendy is cute with a nice body as well but Sophie is the " best of show ." I drive half way across town to see her.

Pun intended?

**Maui Glory** · 01-02-23 14:52

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Anyone try Lavender Spa in bellevue yet? Lots of interesting new reports on rubmaps claiming HJ, PM or even BBBJ, but also says non-erotic. I scouted location today and it's literally in the heart of old Bellevue, right off main st, so hardly inconspicuous.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...levue-wa-39402#rubmaps.

I saw this place too when I was walking in the area recently. There's no way that anything happens there. The location is in the heart of downtown and LE would never allow this in Bellevue.

That said I would love for somebody to prove me wrong.

**LongHauler69** · 01-02-23 14:12

Originally Posted by ShunQuintonRum [View Original Post]

Looking for recommendations at Lins MP. Who's on the top of your list.

By far the hottest lady there is Sophie. She is an udder delight in every since of the word. Wendy is cute with a nice body as well but Sophie is the " best of show ." I drive half way across town to see her.