Massage Parlor Reports

**BabyBoy2013** · 12-31-22 21:01

My last dream of 2022. I stopped of at Ashland Spa, it's right next door to East Rhythm. This is the first time I see Spa's right next to each other LOL. I was greeted by Sara, slender build maybe late 20's or early 30's but who knows. She was friendly, English was not perfect but ok. Massage wasn't the best and not the worst, she tried her best I guess. On the flip she went straight to work, didn't really allow any utc action, so I let her finish. No mention of any tip and she got the job done. Left the standard for this type of work. I don't think anything else is offered. Anyways Happy New Year guys.

**JuiceWrld996** · 12-31-22 16:54

Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.

**DvdMatsu** · 12-31-22 16:34

Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.

**BenBeck** · 12-31-22 14:40

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Karly is back in Thailand now resting her back door.

It's high season in Thailand and I'm guessing resting her back door is the last thing she'd be doing, having been there during the dry season.

**IMissCutler** · 12-31-22 14:32

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Not the best place but for 140 $ you get a short woman with a fucking hot face, and gorgeous legs but a little belly. A wild attitude and can fuck the shit out of her. 60XX W Diversey Ave.

I dropped in there recently and met Lala who used to be at the Lotus on Irving. She's tons of fun. She has tattoos on her shoulder blades so if you saw those then it's definitely her. She's an enthusiastic one.

**Goat Trotter** · 12-31-22 12:09

Went to BHC after a while; landed up trying a provider I didn't have before. Asian but said her name was Loraina? Sounds latina. Or maybe I just couldn't understand her accent but whatever. Great pair and I thought this would be fun. But total let down superficial, mechanical and all kinds of restrictions. Was a waste of $2. Going to stick to more reliable places.

Heads up to avoid this chick at least.

**RickSomething** · 12-31-22 10:51

Originally Posted by EyDawg [View Original Post]

Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.

You'll get a better massage at Lang Spa and you might get some action, depending on who you get. Anna was pretty fun last time I was there.

**RickSomething** · 12-31-22 10:45

Originally Posted by EyDawg [View Original Post]

Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.

If you see Yen at Sunkiss, you can get all the UTC action you want. She won't do too much in return, but it's a nice combo of good massage and getting your fingers wet.

**ChiGuy489** · 12-31-22 10:22

Originally Posted by JoeyEye [View Original Post]

I had some free time and decide to check out Natural Healers. I called ahead and confirmed 11:30 am. I walk from my place and arrive on time. Ring the doorbell and get let in by an attractive lady in a short pink dress that left little to the imagination. I leave my shoes at the front door and Yaya shows me to the room. She confirms it was me who called ahead and I show her my phone and messages etc. Within a minute or two, she has to attend to another hopeful monger who she shoos away. She returns and I'm on the table. She immediately climbs on top and sits on my butt, massaging my back. I can feel her naked pussy. After a decent 20 minute massage, I turn my head and see her dress is hitched up a little, exposing her pussy. I comment that I like what I see and she immediately asks what I want. She quotes $. 6 for everything. I'm down. She proceeds to give a lengthy BBBJ with some BLS. She takes the cover and suits me up. She wants me on top and asks for it hard. I deliver on her ask and put my hand gently on her throat. Yaya responds with an "Oh, yes." and gets into it. I give her a few gentle slaps across her face and ask her if she likes that and she says yes. I continue fucking her pretty hard a few more minutes and blow in the bag. She cleans me up, gets dressed and continues with part two of the massage. I have about 15 minutes left and start getting frisky with her, grabbing her butt and feeling her up. Yaya likes it and she offers round two as a naked BBBJ / HJ. Overall a great visit!

I saw Yaya after this visit. I'm not going to get into the nightmare of a time I had with scheduling. And them sending the wrong pics for the wrong girl. But I was expecting a much hotter younger chick. Yaya is I would guess 37-40. She has a really curvaceous body and it's actually super hot and pleasant; if you're an ass man you'll like her but she's also probably got Cs or Ds. Her face is kind of plain.

She's a pretty nice girl and would give good service but I was so let down from having to wait so long and then her not being the girl I'd imagine I politely told her I'm tired; she insisted and I said okay. I want a massage only. She agreed and said if I liked I could always come back. She got to work massaging and throwing her pussy in my face and then climbing on my back. It all would have been hot except that room smelled heinous. I'm not trying to accuse her, but I'm pretty sure it was a stinking coochie. It put my off so much I had to ask her to stop and I left.

Nice girl I'm sure others would enjoy but don't expect too much in the face department and you'll be fine.

**DvdMatsu** · 12-31-22 09:10

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

It's legit that's why I included it so he could get a quality massage after getting stroked off at all the other places. The man's going to need a good massage after all those HJs.

I'm just a simple man on a quest for truth and answers. But yes.

**Niceguy99** · 12-30-22 21:59

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Price is inclusive of FS. But GFE / VIP is extra, BBJ is extra.

Thanks for the info.

**WalkingHard** · 12-30-22 21:21

Originally Posted by EyDawg [View Original Post]

Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.

It's legit that's why I included it so he could get a quality massage after getting stroked off at all the other places. The man's going to need a good massage after all those HJs.

**DMichaels69** · 12-30-22 20:59

As far as I knew it was always like you said.

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

As far as I knew Sunshine was always pretty legit save for SS offers.

**BadDances** · 12-30-22 20:16

Originally Posted by EyDawg [View Original Post]

Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.

As far as I knew Sunshine was always pretty legit save for SS offers.

**Erasure773** · 12-30-22 20:04

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Karly is back in Thailand now resting her back door.

Man I missed out was going today and they told me she's gone until February. Any recommendations that offer Greek and is good looking? I'm too mad. Happy New year everyone.