Massage Parlor Reports

**Mischif420** · 12-27-22 19:16

I was doing some shopping in the area and came across Asian Crown and remembered reading a post from a fellow member so I decided to stop in. Nobody was at the front desk when I walked in but then two women poked their heads out from two different doors. One was shorter and heavier set and the other taller and thinner but not skinny. Both I'd say over 40 for sure. Hard to tell as masks stayed on. I don't know why but I got a good vibe from the shorter one but the taller one ended up walking me to my room. I undressed and laid on the bed naked and that's when Jennifer came in. Same girl that walked me to the room. She then placed what seemed like a bed sheet over me and began with the massage. As previous member stated, the massage was awesome. Straddled my back and rubbed me down with nice pressure. I reached behind me and started rubbing her ass and she didn't pull my arms away. I thought to myself great sign. About midway through the massage I removed the sheet that was on me and told her I was getting hot. She continued with the massage but then began to massage my ass and teased the boys from behind a few times. Again I thought to myself another great sign. Junior began throbbing so I turned over. She then walked over to her table and grabbed a glob of coconut oil walked back to me and put the oil in my hand and told me to ss. I said no, you do it for me and grabbed her hand to put the oil back in her hands but she pulled away. I offered a nice tip and reached over to hand her back the oil. Again she said no. It's ss only. I said I won't tell if you don't. And she laughed but again said no. She said either ss or I finish the massage. I knew this wasn't going anywhere so I cleaned my hands and told her to continue. Unfortunately I left empty handed but did get a nice massage. Paid. 5 to the house. Won't be repeating here as the massage was not what I was looking forward to.

**OF Charlie** · 12-27-22 18:34

Originally Posted by Poila [View Original Post]

I saw your post and go to there for her today. But I thought She not worth you take a drive far away for her. Because she roughly over 40 and boobs are droop already.

Based on your post history and your bad English writing (try not to capitalize she in the middle of a sentence and try using commas) you clearly work for BHC. You are just mad that she chose not to return to BHC this trip. What is the big deal. Girls work at multiple places, not just BHC.

The two reviews that I quoted are from well established senior members, not mine. And I posted two reviews for Kiki and Shasha when they were at BHC earlier this month, so don't call me a BHC hater. I post for good girls regardless their locations.

**SeekingSpare** · 12-27-22 18:31

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

When I went, it was a basement apartment in NS on Wood st. They have may changed locations but generally the location listed on the ad itself is accurate.

This was my experience as well. 220/ h.

**FruitNinja** · 12-27-22 18:16

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**Poila** · 12-27-22 14:18

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Yes, Sasa at 819 now is the Joanna at BHC back in May. I didn't quote my own review because I wanted to emphasize that she is real and has fans.

She read my post and texted me this morning to let me know she lost 10 lbs lol. Like I said, she looks much better now imo.

I saw your post and go to there for her today. But I thought She not worth you take a drive far away for her. Because she roughly over 40 and boobs are droop already.

**Illini333** · 12-27-22 10:19

Anyone know what happened to the hot Colombian Gina? Also use to go by Cynthia. She fell off the map. Use to work out of Logan Square or Avondale area mostly. Not sure if she retired or what. This was the last post I have seen from her and it was from May. If anyone has any info please let me know. Wondering if she changed her name and number again. Thanks.

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/55a1c0f...1-7e82ab445474

**ApplePiePussy** · 12-27-22 09:56

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

So then are they actually located in noble square? I'm in a neighborhood nearby and would walk over. Also, what were the damage $.

When I went, it was a basement apartment in NS on Wood st. They have may changed locations but generally the location listed on the ad itself is accurate.

**ApplePiePussy** · 12-27-22 09:54

Originally Posted by JohnPete1981 [View Original Post]

Hey all, in your wonderful city and kinda overwhelmed by the options. I usually rely on another site (RR) to clue me in but I think there may be a ton of fake reviews there. I'm looking for the closest approximation to Milk Massage down in Orlando if there is one here. If you haven't been down there and you're a fan of AMPs. Its well worth the trip. Pms are cool if you want to go that route. Thanks ahead of time and ill report back here when I try these places out.

I'm a huge fan of Kiko and MM. Unfortunately, that type of table shower session isn't available here in Chicago. The Chinese apartments don't have table showers. There are a few FS Chinese spas with table showers but the girls don't get naked and don't offer nuru during it. They don't rim either unless you pay for the VIP or Dongguan session (260). Then there are a few Korean spas with table showers but again they don't offer nuru or rim during the shower. It's really quite a shame because that type of service would make a lot of money in Chicago. But it appears that the apartment and parlor owners in Chicago are not interested in that kind of money.

**Casper27** · 12-27-22 00:13

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

The pics in the ads are usually fake. However, they will text you pics if you ask for them. They're not always accurate however. I have been to that NS location twice and both times the girls were hot. The first time, only L1 was available. The second time, with one of the hottest girls I've seen in this type of setting, more was available for various (expensive) upcharges. This location is part of a larger group which uses about 5 to 7 locations across Chicagoland. There is a wide variance in talent but usually the girls are young and attractive. Services are highly YMMV which is why I like going.

So then are they actually located in noble square? I'm in a neighborhood nearby and would walk over. Also, what were the damage $.

**JohnPete1981** · 12-26-22 23:13

Hey all, in your wonderful city and kinda overwhelmed by the options. I usually rely on another site (RR) to clue me in but I think there may be a ton of fake reviews there. I'm looking for the closest approximation to Milk Massage down in Orlando if there is one here. If you haven't been down there and you're a fan of AMPs. Its well worth the trip. Pms are cool if you want to go that route. Thanks ahead of time and ill report back here when I try these places out.

**OF Charlie** · 12-26-22 17:17

Originally Posted by IPrivate008 [View Original Post]

Is this the same Joanna you told us about that was at bhc?

Yes, Sasa at 819 now is the Joanna at BHC back in May. I didn't quote my own review because I wanted to emphasize that she is real and has fans.

She read my post and texted me this morning to let me know she lost 10 lbs lol. Like I said, she looks much better now imo.

**ApplePiePussy** · 12-26-22 13:00

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

Can anyone give me a definitive report on the RubMD ads from Noble Square?

Specifically the ads with 224 area codes that end in 1852 and 1918?

The ads are TGTBT, but I'm wondering what the protocol is. The ads say no FS, but is that really the case? Are the girls hot, or is it a total scam? Is it the same outfit that runs LL Chicago?

I'm down with L1 from a hot Euro in a safe, clean environment. I'm also up for more depending on many things.

All the research I've done on the board is from the RR site that is now down and / or the intel very dated. Thanks in advance, PM is fine.

The pics in the ads are usually fake. However, they will text you pics if you ask for them. They're not always accurate however. I have been to that NS location twice and both times the girls were hot. The first time, only L1 was available. The second time, with one of the hottest girls I've seen in this type of setting, more was available for various (expensive) upcharges. This location is part of a larger group which uses about 5 to 7 locations across Chicagoland. There is a wide variance in talent but usually the girls are young and attractive. Services are highly YMMV which is why I like going.

**IPrivate008** · 12-26-22 11:52

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

PSA, she is back, working at 819 now. The girl that went by Joanna is under the new name of Sasa. Not really sure why she wanted to be under a different name when she has multiple positive reviews under her old name from her prior visit. Maybe that is why she asked me to post a PSA for her. Beside this review, she has a couple more positive reviews (post 26857 and 26888) by senior members. On purpose, I did not quote my own review. But if you want to read my review, it's post 26858.

She was here back in May, so it has been 7 months since I saw her. It seems like she has lost some weights and looks really good now. Her great tits did not suffer from the weght loss for those of you who saw and remembered her lol. Since this is a PSA, I won't say much more as multiple reviews from all senior members should suffice. For those of you who don't go to apartment, Sasa is a good alternative for you.

Is this the same Joanna you told us about that was at bhc?

**OF Charlie** · 12-26-22 00:16

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Saw Joanna today, great experience! Did the 1 hour and I specifically asked for the TS so she happily obliged and got everything nice and clean with lots of teasing. Good massage for a bit and then when she told me to flip she was already undressed and ready. Got some b2 b and licking and then she got down to business. Went at it for a couple of positions, got back to CG and when I told her I was about to go she rode even harder.

I would say it was a success, wasn't rushed and got most of the hour, I suppose it's my fault for not getting the entirety of the time though. I think with the people who are saying their experience is rushed I suppose it's a YMMV thing depending on when you go and the chemistry between the two of you.

PSA, she is back, working at 819 now. The girl that went by Joanna is under the new name of Sasa. Not really sure why she wanted to be under a different name when she has multiple positive reviews under her old name from her prior visit. Maybe that is why she asked me to post a PSA for her. Beside this review, she has a couple more positive reviews (post 26857 and 26888) by senior members. On purpose, I did not quote my own review. But if you want to read my review, it's post 26858.

She was here back in May, so it has been 7 months since I saw her. It seems like she has lost some weights and looks really good now. Her great tits did not suffer from the weght loss for those of you who saw and remembered her lol. Since this is a PSA, I won't say much more as multiple reviews from all senior members should suffice. For those of you who don't go to apartment, Sasa is a good alternative for you.

**Niceguy99** · 12-25-22 22:36

Originally Posted by PartyMonster01 [View Original Post]

Went there thinking the place wouldn't be busy. . . Boy was I wrong. I guess alot of people had the same idea. I waited in the penalty box for a couple of minutes before a girl was ready. Drew Linda who is decently attractive. She seemed frazzled so I skipped the chit chat, handed her a condom and proceeded to sport fuck her. Linda's pussy was the same color has her nipples. . . Purple. She geniunly seemed to be struggling taking my deep strokes so I wrapped things up in a timely manner. 130 all in for 30 min.

Would you mind messaging me for the location of PD? I want to check it out.